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promayor1:
But this girl no fine na.
Just a fine body, dazzol!
Check well, she be mgbeke forming funky

She fine

Mke she do fast comot burna boy pikin

Me go like plant my own seed too

Maybe she don folo man run.
If na kidnappers, Dem for don reach the family tell them their requirements

Which kind rubbish
Take your wahala and go

ozy4christ:
See hw dey all dresses responsible

Yes they dresses very well ozy baby

I posted this in this section because it all seems like a joke to me.
Just this evening I watched buhari's interview video
Here on nairaland. As I was expressing my happiness bout the video and about how I love our president, my girlfriend (who probably might be my ex already) told me to shut up and stop praising buhari. I was shocked. So we had this little argument bout buhari working buhari not working and stuffs like that. That was when the bomb exploded. She told not to praise buhari again and not to even call his name. Thinking she was joking, I did just what she warned me no to do. The next thing I know she packs her things and leaves.
She said it is over and that I should never call her again.

The main koko is that i'm still laughing now. I don't know if what happened was a joke or somebody just hating our president for real .

As for me
Sai buhari,
Sai baba

broseme:
Read more. http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/girl-storms-burnaboys-page-to-accuse.html

Come
Lemme take care if you
Shey na care taker you dey find


She fine sha
Can't stop looking at her photos

Naijasinglegirl:
In the 1st week of NYSC camp, I shyed away from participating in my platoon activities so I was always seated in one corner when they had a meeting or rehearsal.
There was a guy that was always coming to sit with me. I can’t even remember how we started our first conversation but later, I would nickname him as ‘The fearfully made gigolo’.

He said I’m a ‘Big Girl’
One day, he asked for my phone so he could look through my pictures and I gave him my iPhone4.
He said, ‘Hmmm…you are a big girl. I can count the number of people using apple products in this camp.”
While he was flipping through my photos, he paused to ask questions on one grey coloured bag I held.
Truth is, the bag is designers but I bless the day I found it in the bottom of an okrika bags bail in PH’s Oil Mil market. The seller who didn’t know it’s worth sold ‘the birkini bag‘ for 1K and it’s been one of my top secret to this day.
Gigolo asked how much I bought it and I said it was a gift. He said the bag looked really expensive and he liked girls that had quality taste.
Aside that, a friend of mine gifted me an original rayban glasses which I wore everywhere in NYSC camp so the gigolo probably thought I had all the qualities of a good prey.

He investigated my pockets
Then he started probing at every little opportunity he got.
-What does my parents do?
-Where are my family?
-Am I in a relationship?
-Have I travelled out before?
-Where am I spending the next Christmas?

I said Calabar. I wanted to see the carnival. He said he wanted the same too but he didn’t know where to stay. He asked if he could stay wherever I am staying. I told him there are hotels. He said he doesn’t like hotels except I invite him and sponsor his trip to Calabar. OLE!!!


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[/b]He ate my money in camp
Every time I bought snacks from a hawker whenever he was with me, I always made sure I bought for him cos I am not the type to eat alone.
Once, I was having lunch in maami market when the fearfully made gigolo passed by. He said, “Shebi you are eating without me.”
I asked him to join me.
Honestly, up to this day, even the gods have not forgiven him for what he ordered. He ate as if he just got done with a 21-day fasting. Of course, I was the one that had birkini bag, Rayban glasses, Apple iPhone and apple hair cream so I wouldn’t blame him. If I was not carrying my NYSC camp savings in my waist bag, I would have probably washed plates at Maami market.
Guess what he said when I was pulling out money to pay the bills.
“I’m so mad at you for not representing our platoon in Miss NYSC. Like you don’t know you are one of the finest girls in this camp.”
And the thing with me is, once somebody calls me a fine girl. I start asking stupid questions like, “Are you sure you are okay with food you had?”

He wouldn’t stop eating my money
Gigolo would borrow my phone to call for a minute and call for 5 minutes. He would say, “NSG inserts name, do you have 200 naira there?” And N200 debts I never got back kept piling.
Then the scales began to fall off my eyes…
When I was queuing for my first allowance in camp, gigolo happened to pass by and I stylishly sneaked out from the queue cos I knew my own had finished if he knew my account balance was being topped up. Only God knows what he did with his own money.
Even after I got the money, I went to give myself a treat at the sharwarma and chicken stall a day after when I saw the gigolo passing by. I quickly ran and hid behind the stall, rebuking and speaking in tongues.

After NYSC Camp
As God would have it, gigolo was posted inside a forest, far from civilisation while I was taken to the state capital, meaning, NYSC helped me get rid of him!
As the devil would have it, I ran into gigolo 5 months after at the state secretariat, looking starved as if he had just been released from Panti Prison.
Gigolo said he missed me.


Then he said he had a CIM seminar the next day and there was nowhere for him to stay the night. When I could no longer stand the nagging, I said “Gigolo (inserts gigolo’s name) my house is open.”
I gave him an address and he promised to come by at 7PM.
Once I got home, I took my pot of chicken I had been saving for Sunday stew and hid it in my neighbour house. I took down everything that made it appear like I lived flamboyantly and hung my machete I kept for security purposes on the wall. When I was satisfied with the primitive look of my house, I sat outside and waited for him.


The first thing gigolo mentioned when he got into my self contained apartment was hunger.
He even had the guts to start opening my pots.
Thank God all of them were empty and the look of disappointment on his face gave me multiple orgasms.
I excused him to buy indomie at the next streets. He offered to follow me. The seller said no indomie so I bought 3 packets of chikki noodles.
He said, “Is that all you are getting?”
I said, “Yes!!!”
He said, “So no eggs, sardine or drink?”



“I said, “No money. This is all I can afford”

As we strolled home, he took off his phone headset and Celine Dion’s “My heart will go on” was playing loudly on his phone.
Who does that mehnnn??
I told him to please use his headset before someone sees us and think we are dating!

He wanted to eat my body
Later, both of us were sitting on my mattress and watching my bad stove struggle to cook 3 packets of chikki. The wick of my stove was bad, burning like a candle and for chikki noddles water to boil was wahala. Even camel pomo does not take that long to cook. The hungry gigolo and his intestines were just twisting and turning at me.
I had to drain the water, mixed the spices and serve him the soaked soggy noddles.
I avoided eye contact with him while he ate cos I felt kinda bad. But he didn’t complain cos he thought he had a bigger dish to eat that night.

So gigolo finished bathing, wore danshiki, sprayed perfume and laid on the mattress.
Me, I went to the bathroom after him but emerged in the sort of heavy clothing they wear at Castle Black in Game of Thrones.
Gigolo was disappointed, I think.
When I laid down, Gigolo was staring at me seductively.
Since it was only ‘staring’, I kept my composure. He now started biting his lips in an awkward way thinking it was romantic. I started getting very angry cos he was looking more and more ugly as he did that. Then he suddenly drew closer and stroke my chin with his palm. I could not stomach it anymore!
I gave him a piece of mind and while I did, I never took my eyes off my machete on the wall.
He called me a freak and went to bed quietly. The following morning, he was frowning and wouldn’t even respond to my good morning.
I knew that was the end of us but I didn’t delete his number. I just renamed it to ‘The fearfully made gigolo’


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/experience-fearfully-made-gigolo/

He thought you were a big shoe and decided to wear you.
That's what we call a parasite

Adaure4ever:
Last week, I posted a thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3092108/photos-having-crush-guy about having a crush on Jeffrey Akoh the 2015 MTN West Africa Project Fame winner.
He was featured in Yemi Alade "KISSING" music remix.
Lo and Behold, some Guys began to insult me and carried my matter for head like gala.. *haba*
- whats wrong in a Girl voicing out who her crush is?
Guys move around and brag about their crush and everyone is ok with it BUT if a girl does that.. WAHALA.
We Ladies Do Have A Crush Feeling and Even A Sexual feeling over a Guy. We are not robots but humans with flesh and blood.
You see why Feminist are fighting for Gender Equality?
We are indeed a Man's World and its a scary truth.

Nonsense thread
So that if we give you small space
You'll give us the forbidden fruit to eat again enh!
No, I prefer women in the shadows

BushidoBlue:
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http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1605/12/ampr.01.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20hkr7UYgM8

So I just watched this video now, and it made me love my president the more.
There's no need denying the truth.
I voted the best man. Although I know he might not spend 8years in office, I pray God makes his four years to bring forth good change.

Sai buhari
Sai baba

halfricanadian:


I will never marry wrongly especially to a man that will cheat nd yet accuse me of cheating wen im not nd harm me for it

Never my marriage is in Gods hands

Madam shut up

Like if you see what I see

You know the devil is at work when you're turning fuel and ask for light and your roommate brings candle

playtheblues:
Am richer than he is.

You forgot to say in Jesus name.
Then i'll say amen

I know there are people here that have written so many exams but my question is in what format do you prefer.

Is it subjective, objective, oral or theoretical??

Choose your preferred format and tell me your reason.
And also which format do you think is the best.

I wish fulani herdsmen are as kind as the militant that called kachukwu

gsparks01:
See The Big Balls Of Ice That Just Fell In Jos

I'v lived most of my life in Jos and I can say rain fall with ice is a very common phenomenom. But today's experience was much different because the size of each ball of ice was larger than I've seen before, you could literally knock someone out with each
source: Me
See the pictures

I dey pack come that side
E better make cold block break my head than make I die of heat

lalasticlala:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/05/11/domestic-violence-my-husband-ties-me-up-rapes-me-daily-victim-cries-out/

You should be happy oh!
Most women take their husbands to court because he doesn't have sex with them.

They wish they were in your shoes

Mehn

This country don end

olatade:
The Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) has announced that it would begin to confiscate vehicles with expired or substandard tyres.

According to Boboye Oyeyemi, the Corps Marshal of the agency, the measure became necessary to curb incessant road accidents usually caused by poor tyre usage in vehicles.

“What we’re going to commence immediately is that any vehicle that has expired tyres or substandard tyres, we’re going to impound the vehicles,” Mr. Oyeyemi said. “Enough is enough to this. All the crises we’re talking about from February this year to April, they were all tyre-related.

“After impounding it (the vehicle), we’ll ask the owner to go and replace it with a genuine one. The passengers we’ll arrange for their continuous journey so as to reduce the pains. But I will not allow an expired tyre fitted on a vehicle to continue the journey,” Mr. Oyeyemi said.

He also decried the lack of tyre manufacturing companies in the country and appealed to appropriate authorities to do their utmost best in ensuring that the situation is addressed.

“It’s not a problem that started today, we’ve been raising this alarm since Dunlop and Michelin shut down in Nigeria and relocated,” the FRSC boss said.

“So it’s a result of this that led to over 250 different distorted substandard tyres in the country today and we appeal to Manufacturers Association of Nigeria and Nigerian Association of Chamber of Commerce Industry Mines and Agriculture to do their very best in looking into this and see how tyre manufacturing plants can be brought into life.

He spoke at a Stakeholders' forum in Abuja.




http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/nigeria-frsc-to-start-seizing-vehicles-with-expired-tyres.211588/

Does that mean they will start working with NAFDAC

Nawa oh!

Which kind topic be this
She na fulani herdsmen be out teachers

Abi we be farm animal

money121:
Award winning TV personality, Forbes Africa Correspondent and founder of leading education business Aim Higher Africa, Peace Hyde graces the cover of the May/ June edition of Nu People Magazine, the UK’s premier digital bi-monthly lifestyle magazine.

The international publication has become the number one digital magazine in the UK and for its second anniversary issue the publication chose the curvaceous UK born Ghanaian for its smoking hot cover.

http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/05/peace-hyde-stuns-on-cover-of-nu-people.html

It doesn't even look real

Both front and back

9janewsarena:
Isabella Agbor Ayuk is the winner of the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria pageant in 2012. She shared these stunning new photos ahead of her birthday May 10. See photos below;

Source: www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/former-beauty-queen-isabella-ayuk.html

Big boobs nd no brain makes the pussy suffer

itsdumebi:
Top Kogi politician and fast rising Godfather, Dino Melaye is spotted in the pic below carrying a tray of groundnuts on his head while his friend, Zakky Azzay watches. Dino claims he used to hawk in his youth.

Do you believe him?
http://dumebiifeanyi.com/dino-melaye-carries-tray-groundnuts-head-says-hawker/

I believe him.

But this are the kind of people that suffer during their youth, finally make it and watch other people suffer instead of making the environment a better place for youths.

No gay threat

I heard simple server is back

Gospels:
plz did any1 notice it the plan seem not to be existing again i mean the ussd has been scraped what nxt guys

Bleep
I've been trying it
It's telling me insufficient airtime.
What do they want from us in this country sef.
They scrap simple server, scrap music plus, now this.

When she cried in that messed up interview

When she cried in that messed up interview

quote author=Educationentry post=45282197]Oyo State Governor, Senator Abiola Ajimobi donated uniforms to pupils of Ifesowapo Community Primary School I and II, Sanyo, Ibadan.

http://www.educationentry.com/2016/05/gov-ajimobi-donates-uniform-to-school.html[/quote]See the hunger written all over their faces and he is giving them uniform


Na uniform dem go chop.

See the way he is smiling at the camera
Nonsense

See the location of the school, in the middle of the forest.

Haryohdeji:
What part of Nigeria is this man from?

First of all, is that a man

Secondly, that is definitely maiduguri

Mehn
This Indians are wildlings