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I believe this can help out a lot. so if you've been posted for consideration, kindly drop what school you've been posted to and what you scored in jamb for those not posted yet to know what's happening.
thank you as you do so.

after hours f straining my eye balls I've finally seen the lady.

titane:
your ignorance is appalling

Your dumbness is surprising.
Are you so dumb to notice that was a joke

What's all this
Why are they moving forward and backward at the same time.
I'm yet to know what they've decided cus I'm currently confused. I don't understand them no longer. I just finished calculating my score via the point shit they brought up and now I'm seeing this shit again.
God bless Nigeria

Cherishing:
The kind of problems people de share for this NL sef, if to say this place na ship no matta the size we all for don capsize .



Hi
@Topic .
No go helep your mama and papa dey dia de wait for Wetin people go yan about u.


In Osadebe's Voice " if u chop dem go talk, if u no chop dem go talk Wetin man go do for this world wey people no go talk

Nna enjoy!

ChappyChase:
Septic tank my left balls!
Ogbeni channel the thing to the nearest gutter!

Obasanjo's grandchild I guess

Estherfaith:
I usually don't do this, but right now I am so angry I want to resign.

I started working here almost 2 years ago, and sincerely at a point, I wanted to resign because my boss was very difficult, I never did anything right in his sight.

Fast forward a year later,

due to the nature of my job, I spend most of my office hours with him, and now my very stupid boss is sexually harassing me, it started with just holding my hands but right now it has gotten to him trying to move his hands close to my private part! I am not exaggerating here!.. I have been acting really matured and trying to act professional but this afternoon was the height of it, he told me 'why are you acting like a virgin sef', I almost slapped him

Please I need advice on this, how do I handle work place harassment please, without it leading to court and all that. I have gotten angry, I have told him I am not comfortable with it, but he still continues, trying to push his luck the next time..

Anybody that have experienced such situation should let me know how they overcame it without destroying the business relationship you've worked so hard for.

Pardon my creation of a new Moniker, I have advertised a position here and I will not want the name of the company searched and displayed.

Just leave that place biko

Emmatdayo:
OP na wa 4 u o,na desk top i dey use, remain small i 4 break neck bcus i wan check pic of the year

You never watch civil war
View am from ceiling Na like Spiderman

PhockPhockMan:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/206264-inec-backtracks-says-ikpeazus-appeal-notice-no-stay-execution-order.html

Politics here in Nigeria Na childs play.
Can you imagine this rubbish story[

360metrosports:
https://insidemainland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/magic-act-640x853.jpg

At Ikeja,Lagos yesterday people watched in astonishment as this man lifted a metal trolley from the floor with his teeth and held it up.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photo-man-lifts-metal-trolley-with-his.html

I can bet with the remaining 200 naira In my account that the man is drunk, and he was trying to show his fellow drunks that he could do such cause they didn't believe

PrettyCrystal:
A lady who works at a mall in Abuja has revealed how she shut down a married man who made sexual passes at her after collecting her number while on duty. According to her, the man promised to make her life better only if she agrees. She politely declined and took her leave.

Read what was shared by the Humans of Abuja.

One day a gentle man whom from all indication is a married man came to my stand to patronize me. After asking for the prizes of some of our products he left promising to come back and pick up some of the selected items.

The next day he came requesting for my contact that he will call me when he is ready to pick up the items and also direct some people that will like to buy. I gave him my cell number without any ill feelings, unknown to me he has other motives for collecting my number. Two days later he called me and requested that we meet in an eatery that he has somethings to tell me, with a clear mind I went to meet him in popular eatery in Wuse 2.

To my greatest surprise the shameless married man started making sexual advances towards me with promises of making life better for me. I just smiled,took a sip from the bottle of coke he bought for me, excused myself and left for my house. In my stand I get to meet different people everyday knowing their motives towards me has being the biggest challenge. Some come and act like God sent while some come with less noise more action.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/what-i-did-to-married-man-who-made.html

See what you are wearing.
Who wouldn't look at you and imagine sex

ADEWUMIMichael:
www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/ASUU-kicks-against-fgs-scrapping-of-post-utme/

I can't see this leading anywhere, so they even have no shame. Can you imagine, using the fees to process other issues. That means they don't even use the putme results to give admission.

meridian24:
Nothing more painful and embarrassing like seeing your phone battery run down. We all can testify to the fact that dead or low battery(s) in our cell phones have caused a lot troubles. ( 15 Ways to Make Your Phone Battery Last Longer )

The good news is there are many ways to make your phone battery last longer than expected, thereby putting to stop the disappointments occasioned by dead cell phones.

We at Meridrian24 went on fact finding mission to fish out simple tips and tricks you can use to make your phone’s battery last longer.

Ways to Make Your Phone Battery Last Longer Than Expected

1. Avoid keeping your Phone in a hot or heated surface

Sounds strange? Yes we know !!!

Most smartphones have battery made of either Lithium ion or Lithium Polymer battery. These two elements used for production of cell phone batteries are badly affected when there are exposed to heat and this leads to drastic drain of the battery.

2. Use power saving mode

Recent Smartphones come with power saving mood to conserve your cell battery, this feature limits you to necessary functions like call, messages, time, contacts etc. It saves your battery up to 90%, releasing more power to your cell. So when you dont need internet service in your mobile phone put it in power saving mood.

3. Put off your phone from vibrate function

When your phone is on vibration it tends to use additional battery power. Save your battery by switching it off.

4. Lower the brightness

Phone brightness consumes 30% of your battery. Make your battery last longer by setting the screen brightness to auto so that it can adjust to indoor and outdoor lighting.

5. Switch off the GPS Tracking

Only use your GPS when navigation and location services are necessary. GPS tracking consumes a lot of energy, tracking your location via radio waves and satellites will surely give you a dead cell.

6. Always upgrade your Apps

Try as much as you can not to let your apps fall behind the times, Keep your apps updated. This helps in battery optimization thereby making your phone battery last longer. Erase the old apps to free up memory. All these saves battery.

7. Turn off all auto updates

Most smartphones especially iPhones try to keep you updated by automatically installing new version of apps when they come out. Visit the store of the device you are using to deactivate.

For more result on this visit http://www.meridian24.com/15-ways-to-make-your-phone-battery-last-longer/

I thought it was 15 ways
All I see is just 7 nd a link to your own Web site

Xclusivegrin007:
mumu

Thanks

Op
What of your own English
Yours escaped his by just an inch

The thunder that will fire that girl is still waiting for lightning.
Can you imagine
Jesús christ

Ezinwa120:
I met this beauty damsel in a child dedication in my home town in Anambra State on 2nd of January 2016.
We started talking until we fell in love and i decided to marry her. Though am still awaiting for her parents consent before i fix the date for formal introduction.
She had directed me to different pastors for this purpose and i had done my own part.
The issue now is that she told me that she had done an operation for lumb in her breast which did not go down well with my mum. My mum has said "i will not marry her"
The major issue i solicite for an advice is that i took her to a doctor who told me she has a kidney issue.
We really love ourselves and i want to marry her not just because she is still a virgin but she is a good girl.is there anything that can be done because she is just 21.
I need an advice please ignore my written English.
Thanks

How do you know she's a virgin

PhonePlanet:
Thankfully to the invention of modern smartphone, our phones now does a lot that would previous require you to buy a standard hardware, item, device or gadget for that specific purpose.

But due to one reason or the other people still buy these specific purpose devices....

If you are one of them, can you please tell us which of these specific purpose devices you still buy/bought, use and why you still use them instead of a smartphone.


1. Camera
2. Calculator
3. Scanner
4. Modem
5. Portable DVD player
6. Book and pen
7. Bible
8. Clock/watch
9. Calender
10. Compass
11. Photo album/frame
12. Touchlight
13. Dictionary
14. Radio
15. Mp3/Mp4 player, ipod/Walkman
16. Game console
17. Board games
18. Others (please specify)

Wristwatch na
Or do I need to bring out my phone anytime I wish to know what time it is

irunooboo:
Marriage is over rated. I will not allow any man tie my destiny with marriage. I rather hustle and be independent like Linda Ikeji. I won't blog but explore blokos

so you came to drop your trash here.

ObiOmaMu:
A 49-year-old man, Jafaru Sougie, pictured below, allegedly killed his wife of 26 years yesterday at Araromi Street in Oshodi area of Lagos State.

Jafaru reportedly slit his wife’s throat with a knife around 2am but she was discovered dead at 4am by one of their children named Richmond and his aunt who raised the alarm.

The suspect poisoned himself thereafter and was vomiting in the bathroom when Richmond woke up.

The Edo State indigene was reportedly rescued from a mob by policemen from the Akinpelu division and was rushed to a hospital while the wife’s corpse was deposited in a morgue.

Forty-six-year-old Roseline sold frozen foods in the Ijora area and was said to be the breadwinner of
the family as the killer husband was jobless.

Saturday PUNCH gathered that Jafaru had serially assaulted Roseline on the grounds of being unfaithful. Apart from the infidelity allegation, he reportedly beat the mother of five children for collecting gifts from her relatives for the upkeep of the family.

Richmond, 16, said that he could not explain what came over his father to have committed the act, saying he started behaving strangely afterwards.

He said:
“My three siblings, our aunt and I slept in the living room while dad and mum were inside. Around 4am, dad called me from the bathroom. I went to meet him but he did not say anything. I went outside to urinate and when I came back, I checked the bathroom and saw him lying down, vomiting some black substance and excreting on his body. I think he poisoned himself. I told my aunt to wake mum up to attend to him. But she didn’t wake up.
“I shone a flashlight on her and saw blood on the bed with a wide cut in her neck. I fainted when we discovered she was dead. We later asked dad how it happened, he said somebody entered and did it whereas the compound gate is always locked in the night.
“It was mum that took care of us. She was the one sponsoring my elder brother, Collins, who just gained admission into a university in Abia State. I don’t know our fate now.
“The landlord of our former rented house on Michael Street sent us out because dad always quarrelled with mum. We were also sent away from Banjoko Street for the same reason.”
The aunt, Veronica Imomoh, who confirmed the assault, said she was surprised the woman did not scream during the attack.

She added:
“Our family had warned him to stop beating her. He didn’t have any work and she was the one feeding him and paying the rent. Anytime she collected gifts from her relatives, he quarrelled with her. He would accuse her of sleeping with men and beat her up. There was a time he took her to our village in Edo State to swear whether she was cheating on him or not and she did.
“Yesterday (Thursday) he demanded N10,000 from the wife, saying he wanted to travel. She was trying to raise the money from her friends. But I don’t know whether that was the immediate cause of the incident.”
A neighbour, Simeon Nnoron, said he had tried to prevail over Jafaru to stop assaulting the deceased to no avail, adding that he suspected he was on drug and wanted to use the woman for rituals.

Roselin’s elder sister, Mrs. Kate Yakubu, said she had wanted to divorce the husband two years ago but was enjoined to rescind the decision.

She said:
“They fought two years ago because he wanted her to stop selling the frozen foods. During the argument, he held her in the neck and removed strands of hair from her head with his teeth. She left the house for a week to live with his brother in Masasa. She wanted to quit the marriage but we begged her not to because of the children. There was a time he said he smelt sperm in her pants after she returned from Seme where she normally bought goods.”
The Deputy spokesperson, Lagos State Police Command, DSP Damasus Ozoani, said the suspect had been transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department for further investigation.
“It was a murder case and the husband was suspected to be under the influence of drug. The case has been transferred to the SCID and investigation has commenced,” he said.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/see-corpse-of-roseline-woman-husband.html

Just like in the game of thrones

Oladat:
http://www.punchng.com/herbalist-marries-off-12-year-old-grandchild-drunkard-%e2%80%a2im-afraid-grandpall-give-another-man-victim/


Photo: Ugwu, Nneka

Nawa oh!
Posting novels on NL

FullDepth1:
This massive Crocodile was caught in a Canal some minutes ago, in Festac. Along 2nd Avenue Road, 207 bustop.

It stinks badly, and its Body is Hard like Metal !

I'm still surprised on how this Beast managed to go unseen, in this city. Till it grew to this size.


JUST LOOK AT THE LENGTH AND SIZE !


Crocodile ? In Lagos Canal? Better be alert !

You call this huge
Wait till you see the monster i See on natgeowild

manny4life:
Nonsense... Come to Houston, they have the highest # of Nigerian on Nigerian murders: Nigerian men murdering their Nigerian wives and vice versa, what you got to say about that?

What can I say
Thank God i'm on the killing side

Shey you want to marry foreigner

Ok oh!
I hope this one will reduce the number of foreigner lovers on nairaland

I did so many bad things oh!
But the funniest was stealing momsi's money to buy palito.
That night, I was beaten like a thief.
Momsi almost used the palito's ear piece to strangle me.

Lol
Palito

chuzzyofficial:
https://z-1-scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13254075_696322867137542_5381749940848467769_n.jpg?oh=96730c13d22be6b425bd83a6bd7ba8af&oe=57E101AC

A three storey building collapsed at the permanent site of Federal Polytechnic Oko, Amaokpala, Anambra State, today Monday 23 May, 2016, at about 8:45 am. According to eye witnesses, they started hearing funny cracking sounds from a part of the building, and in less that 10 minutes, the building was flat on the ground.. The NEMA team was there in no time to rescue the situation.

As at now, there is no accurate number of casualties, but will update once a concrete information is received. Meanwhile some of the injured are receiving treatments at various hospitals. More pictures below...


Source: http://www.chuzzyofficial.com/2016/05/three-story-building-collapse-at.html

This year
All the structures in nigeria are collapsing
I better start sleeping outside
I don't trust the roof above my head

Dats mine

masterpiece86:
Agency arrests Bauchi, party ex-scribes, aide

From the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has come a clarification why former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Dieziani Alison-Madueke, has not been repatriated to face the corruption allegation preferred against her.

According to the anti-graft agency, it is waiting for the conclusion of the corruption case she is facing in the United Kingdom (UK), before she would be extradited to answer for the alleged $115 billion election campaign scam for which many prominent Nigerians are being investigated.

Those that have been grilled in connection with the purported scam, which was allegedly carried out through Fidelity Bank, were former Governors Liyel Imoke, Ibrahim Shekarau, Ramalan Yero, Achike Udenwa and Ibrahim Shema. Erstwhile ministers have also been quizzed.

One-time Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ambassador Bashir Aminu Wali and his Minister of State II, Dr. Nurudeen Muhammad had also been questioned in connection with the fund.

Others in that category are officials of the Independent National Electoral commission (INEC) and those of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) as well as Senator Chris Anyanwu and a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN), Michael Ahamba.

Though the senator, senior lawyer and Udenwa have since denied involvement.

Also yesterday, the anti-corruption body arrested a former Secretary to Bauchi State Government, Alhaji Ahmed Ibrahim, former Personal Assistant to ex-Governor Isa Yuguda, Alhaji Sanusi Mohammed Isa and the Secretary of the state chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Alhaji Salisu Garba in respect of the alleged fraud.

The Bauchi suspects were alleged to have collected N500 million out of the money.

An EFCC source informed The Guardian that they were arrested and interrogated in Gombe yesterday.

“The suspects, in their statements, said the N500 million cash was distributed in the Ramat Hall of Bauchi State Government House. The former secretary to the government and the secretary of PDP admitted collecting N20 million each and the former personal assistant collected N15 million. However, they have individually pledged to refund the amount each had collected from the fund,” the source added.


http://m.guardian.ng/news/why-alison-madueke-is-not-yet-repatriated-by-efcc/

Ok

TheDEVlLHimseIf:
i no understand dino
btw Buhari is a bastard vagabond terrorist

what are you even saying>:

Daminaj1:
The actress and her family stepped out in matching blue outfits. the look so cool together. Is this your family goal or not?



https://www.instagram.com/p/BFbX3HmykBe/

Mehn the size of her boobs gaun

Has anyone noticed it has become small
See her husband's mouth , I suspect he has something to do with the reduction in size of her boobs