₦airaland Forum

Rexhenrex:
some of ma course mates keep asking me if am related to p-square the question sef e yaff tire me!!

bashing is allowed.

Nxt time, try Kevin hart
Cus you're very funny

gudluckgreat:
The Abia state University community was hot all through the night and today as cult clashes has seen two people dead.
A cult group known as "Atabo" beheaded two guys from a rival group known as the "Mafians" in revenge for killing their Number One Man.
As they buried their Number One Man yesterday,they went into operation of revenge using a lady to gain access to the room of the two boys and shot them...as they struggled to survive,the rival cult decided to cut them into pieces.
After the beheading,they displayed their bodies and heads at the school environment.
One of the two boys was to celebrate his birthday today and the other is the only son of his parents
Since then the environment has been cold and everyone has been moving around with caution.

Nollywood is now improving in its graphics
They look so real

iamgiggssleaky:
She shared this photo a couple of minutes ago on her facebook page with a very sweet and touching message for "The Captain ".
Omosexy get well soon oo.

let's wish her a speedy recovery


https://www.instagram.com/p/BC5lXCom0IX/?hl=en

Do you guys know my uncle is also in the hospital
Nd his wife sleeps there 247.
Do you guys know

datigbogirl:
My barber Ojukwu did a great job!


#buynaijatogrowthenaira lols!


Rate d guy.

Your barbers name is OJUKWU
I bet his bitch's name is BIANCA

stephenduru:
End Of Psquare: Peter Okoye Performs As A SOLO Act In Abuja As 'Mr P'(PHOTOS


It seems it’s finally time to believe that one of Africa’s finest pop duo, Psquare has come to an end.

After weeks of social media ranting,dropping a solo song etc, Peter Okoye has finally made his debut as a solo act under the name ‘Mr P’.

Peter Okoye aka ‘Mr P’ performed at a night club in Abuja last night without his twin, Paul. He’ll also be performing alone on April 7, 2016 in Dubai.

So sad!We will surely miss their performance

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/end-of-psquare-peter-okoye-performs-as.html

I've been waiting for this day to come.
I tot they would never separate
Lol

ebosie11:
Nigerian musician Kcee, has fulfilled his promises to the hawker he recently picked up from the streets.On his way to MTN undercover,Kcee met Promise who hawked shoe racks and brushes and decided to turn his life around alongside his brother E-money in honour of E-money’s birthday.

Kcee shared a picture of Promise, flanked by himself and HarrySongz, on his Instagram page, and asked fans if they recognise him.

He captioned it: “It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little, do the little you can. With my new friend Promise at the five Star mansion some days back. Do you remember him?@iamharrysong #SaveTheNaira #bureaudechanger”

Nice one Kcee!God bless you!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC0PR0CRK6n/

Una no give am watch
And kaycee, you no sabi dress

metroparrot:
Nura Alkali shared the photo on Facebook this morning and wrote:

"This is Tamburawa Bridge in Kano, which is still in use. Rest assured that a sudden collapse resulting in fatalities will meet with "ikon Allah", "kwana ya kare". . . when, in fact, Allah told no one to disobey the laws of gravity. The engineer who came up with this temporary solution should be sacked and prosecuted for public endangerment.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/photo-tamburawa-bridge-in-kano-about-to.html

This bridge, about to collapse.
This bridge that's still at its prime.
This bridge will remain like this till it collapses, nd lives will be lost.

You dey do like sey no be naija you dey

lekan29ice:
Oh my God! I just passed the bridge this morning... May God continue to safe us

You funny die

kelsidengkucio:
No be me write that one o, nairaland dem na edit the stuff like dat. I surprise sef.

Lol
Ok

naijacarlovers:
Nigeria's Oldest Female Commercial Vehicle Driver And How She Lost Her Estate



Read how i met Nigeria's unarguably oldest driver of a commercial vehicle still in active service.

I had an appointment at Alausa and while there, i got another call to report to Amuwo Odofin urgently. I decided to leave the car at Alausa, board public transport to beat traffic and also save the fuel i had as the fuel scarcity had built up.

As i stood at the bus-stop a blue Toyota Sienna pulled up and discharged some passengers. I saw the elderly lady driving the car and i thought those were her staff that she dropped off but she remained for like 3 minutes and i noticed the man beside me asking her if she was headed to Ketu she said no and her faint voice replied "Ojota". Since i had spent about 20 minutes waiting for a bus going to Oshodi i decided to follow her to Ojota and then board another vehicle from there.

Like 2 minutes into the trip i advised her to put on her seat belt and she told me that it chokes her as she is diabetic, and just returned from admission in the hospital because her blood sugar level spiked terribly. Two things i noticed immediately were her voice which was very calm, confident though low; and the polished and courteous manner she replied me.

These now pricked my interest to hear her story and it turned out to be very disheartening.

Her name is Mrs Felicia Chidi (Chief Ugonma). She is 58 years old and from Enugu State. She told me that she had lived in USA and UK and she is a trained nurse and worked in these countries as a nurse.

She had lost her husband several years ago and she has two female daughters who are married and resident in America but can't come to Nigeria for now. So right now she lives with a little girl that keeps her company and helps her with house chores in a border town in Ogun state but comes to Lagos daily to hustle with her commercial driving to raise funds for her daily upkeep pending when ever she gets money from her children who can't work yet.

So what brought her back and why did she settle for driving a 'kabu-kabu' commercial vehicle?

I had directly asked her this question and had then informed her that i would love to write about her. At that point i only had in mind to celebrate her hustling spirit but her answer was most pathetic.

Chief now informed me that like 2011 she was summoned from her base abroad that her properties in Nigeria were being claimed by some land-grabbers.

She informed me that she had built a mini estate comprising of 3 duplexes, 6 shops, 1 bungalow, 2 flats, on 43 Ogundana street, off Allen Ave, ikeja, Lagos.

But as she rushed back, she realised that one Yoruba family had laid claims to her entire estate which she said she has all her documents to including Certificate of Occupancy. But the family claimed that they are the rightful owners. And had taken her to court in her absence and judgment was also deliberated and served in her absence transferring ownership to them.

That was how she became homeless and houseless and moved from being a landlady of an estate to becoming a tenant living outside Lagos State.

She said she engaged the services of a lawyer who collected N1,500,000 from her yet did not make any headway.

She now cried to the family at Ikeja that sold the land to her and they also demanded another huge amount from her before they would agree to bring out their original family land register and testify on her behalf.

In the course of going through all these the same family that forcefully took over her properties, sent thugs armed with guns to her house and kidnapped her daughter, took her valuables including plasma television sets and packed all into her Toyota Sienna bus and told her to hand over her original title documents to the said properties which she refused. They then told her that before they would release her abducted daughter she would pay a ransom and they took her in another vehicle to the bank where she withdrew her final savings and paid them before they released her daughter.

This event has also made her daughters so scared of returning to Nigeria. And as a widow now battling ill-health and no money again, she got to her wit's end and ended up using her Toyota Sienna to run commercial transportation.

Even doing this has not come easy as she had to contend with different unions and her fellow male drivers who found it very difficult accepting a female driver in their midst. As she was enduring the physical and psychological trauma, her car was also taking some bashings especially deliberate ones from the drivers who wanted to frustrate her out of their park. But knowing that she won't have another source of livelihood, she stood her grounds, enduring all sorts from human beings and from ill-health as she was now taking ill more frequently, spending the little money she makes on only food and medications.

Moreover, her life is still not safe from those who had stolen her estate and even kidnapped her daughter released only after receiving ransom payment.

I had great pity and paid her for my fare, gave her more money and told her to close earlier that day so she could rest. Immediately she collected the money, she prayed for me and told me that her priority right then was to go to Ikeja Under-Bridge and buy a used handset because she no longer even had any to make or receive calls. She promised to call me once she gets a handset and reactivated her line but as i type this, i haven't heard from her. Though as soon as possible, i will still go look for her.

I promised her that i will write about her and pray that she gets justice.

Source: http://www.naijacarlovers.com/2016/03/meet-nigerias-oldest-female-commercial.html#more.

If a 58 year old woman can do this, then I see no reason y a 57yr old person nd below will be begging on the street.
#my opinion

kelsidengkucio:
http://saharareporters.com/2016/03/12/vp-osinbajo%E2%80%99s-trip-india-cancelled-due-protocol-error-plus-realization-saraki-would-be

Oboy! Nawa for you oh!
NIGERIA'S VICE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA
REALLY

nevilbot:
All these giving in the face of the public to gather public praise that our naija celebrity do up and down. Linda already has her Facebook name, can't she just send her a msg discreetly without the public knowing abt it, even mentioning how much she wan give the poor woman. This will only make d lady subject of family and sibling pressure cus everyone go wan collect commission

Even Bible says don't let ur left hand know wen ur right hand is giving out assistance to people. #karimi and eye service is equal to hypocrisy as defined in the Bible. #rubbish

You've said it all
Stupid country we live in.

Kolababe:
The popular and wealthy blogger wrote... "According to what I gathered from her Facebook profile, she studied Environmental health at college of Health Science, River state. She lives in Port Harcourt and is from Edo State. Her name is BlessingNick Nicholas on Facebook. If anyone can confirm what she wrote and can find her for me, I want to give her N500k to help her with anything she needs...maybe start a small business to sustain her until she finds her feet. So proud of her! Thanks for promoting the dignity of womanhood!" See what the amazing woman wrote after the cut...


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/03/the-popular-and-wealthy-blogger-blessingnicknicholas-wrote.html

She has mb to facebook
Wonderful.


Linda Ikeja, TY Bello, e money and other rich and popular pple are now making popular the belief that you just need to wait for your calling.
If Linda should help this woman, then she should also come with her colleagues to ebonyi, abakiliki to help the women I see everyday mixing cement and carrying blocks

The only difference between this woman and the ladies I see everyday is that this has a Facebook account and data to upload her problems but others don't even have cell phones and have already developed muscles.

timidapsin:
Another video from me

Watch Pastor turn almost Half of his Church members into Sheeps & Goats right inside his Church
Shocking isn't?

Watch video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puK80q021eM

Mobile devices watch here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puK80q021eM

source: subscribe: http://youtube.com/timidapsinvids

He's a farmer not a pastor

ArsenalChat:
I saw this on facebook, i was like

What is happening in our churches now? Do we really need to do this? Is this part of glorifying God? Can we really win souls for the kingdom of God after this? Can you pastor allow someone to do this to you or to your child? Eish!

He is crushing the head of the python

ijaw1stson:
seriously they need it... tnx for the pic... do you have any olajumoke"s photo so that lalasticlala can move this to FP?

Lol
You no well oh!

9

Adenle041:
used N4000 to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1000 to get food
in a restaurant before I face Lagos traffic.
As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a
nice shirt said, “i love the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay”.
I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating .
He said again,”you eat so well, please add a bottle of wine so that you
can drink after eating”.
I hastily made the order and was having fun.
My total bill came up to about N10,000…
I thanked him for accepting to pay.
As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i
discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man.
He laughed at me and said,” De way dem go beat you for here ehh, na
only God fit save you.!”.
What would you do? ‪#‎ HAPPY‬WEEKEND TO YA LL#

I go do person

Toks2008:
There are many sweet looking chics every where and these sexy damsels will not waste time showing off how sexy they look flaunting sexy curves with reckless abandon and i honestly believe it is their life.

But the ironic twist to this is that many ladies seem to have nothing else to offer except curves and unclothedness and little wonder why 8 out of 10 headlines about ladies will be about cleavage flaunting,curves parade and sexual recklessness.

Enough of the madness in the name of body flaunting..

This write up is not about throwing shades or bashing the female gender cos i have met very few intelligent ladies who have blown my mind and i say kudos to this set of ladies,but a clarion call to ladies to please showcase more of intelligence and intellectual achievements

You need to relate with some ladies to catch my drift expecially the sexy ones and it seems they actually exchanged their brains with their outward beauty.Many lack intellectual cohesion and rather than discuss matters with you intelligently,they would prefer to go into baseless attacks on your person and will waste no time in cursing you not for any other reason but because that is the best they can offer.

No matter how hot,sexy and irresistible a lady may be,i will never build any desire for her until i have an intelligent conversation with her to ascertain her level of mental cohesion

This is not about grammatical prowess or accent..neither does it have anything to do with a degree as i have seen many degree holders with no sound minds but its about her intellectual capacity.

I can give up a brainless hottie graduate for an intellectually sound pepper seller with just a primary education and no matter how hot you may be,if you are not mentally sound then you are a colossal waste.

[size=13pt]For me,Intellectual stuntedness is my greatest turn off in a lady and GOD knows i will never wish for even my enemy to end up with such a lady....[/size]

So guys bring it on and let us know your greatest turn off in a lady.

I'm not a robot or a machine
I can't turn off

Daminaj2:
#Nowords.

His caption:





PhotoSource:https://www.instagram.com/p/BC2wak4qhRj/?taken-by=denrele_edun

Na small pikin dey worry this guy

Them never butt rape you before
Mumu

Rexhenrex:
just came across this on f.b this morning whats your take?? I don't care what name anyone might wanna call me but I strongly support the notion of this quote below .

if you indeed love someone at least you spending on them shouldn't be a problem no matter how small.some men even find it difficult spending on there wife's or fiance some guys its a taboo to give their girl friens money or buy her a gift truth has to be told.

Why spend on her

Adesiji77:
OYO is his case.

He should not come here and rant when PHCN (or whatever they are called now) decides to restore power without notice

They like the saying "like a thief in the night"

CastedDude:
This is the moment when one literally says "I am in a tight corner". This man who decided to wriggle his way in between two tractors (forgetting his large size) got himself stuck -with his pot-belly holding him to ransom....Guess it took "divine intervention" from people around to deliver him from his predicament.....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/see-what-happened-to-this-man-after.html

How did he get there

CastedDude:
This is the moment when one literally says "I am in a tight corner". This man who decided to wriggle his way in between two tractors (forgetting his large size) got himself stuck -with his pot-belly holding him to ransom....Guess it took "divine intervention" from people around to deliver him from his predicament.....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/see-what-happened-to-this-man-after.html

How did he get there

diasporaman:
Fashola please make us have hope in nepa abeg.

Don't also forget that nepa can be FULL of SURPRISES

My fellow nairalanders, i'm still awaiting my result oh! I don't want to go to jamb office nd after pressing something on their computer, they'll look up and ask "are you sure you wrote jamb??"

Don't know what to say... But if you haven't tasted agege bread, you are wasting your life.
So better get 1 before its to late.

See, even dwayne Johnson knows what i'm talking about

zinachidi:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/11/women-representation-under-buhari-poorer-than-past-administrations-un/

does it matter
As long as they are getting the work done.
What do they want from the old man

Y

iffydave:
The Iyaloja General of Nigeria, Chief Folasade Tinubu-Ojo, on Thursday, led market women to protest the non-inclusion of market women in President Muhammadu Buhari-led All Progressives Congress administration.

Tinubu-Ojo who is also the daughter of the National Leader of the APC, Asiwaju Ahmed Tinubu led several women who converged at the party’s National Secretariat in Abuja.

According to her, it was the opinion of market women of Nigeria that the present administration is not carrying them along even after they worked tirelessly to ensure the party emerged victorious during the 2015 election.

She lamented that “after the inauguration, most of us are not (being) carried along.”

Tinubu-Ojo said, “I am here this afternoon to represent market women and men of Nigeria. There has been agitations, not even agitation of allegation, the people believed that the government of the day is not carrying them along as it should be, that they worked round the clock for the party during the electioneering campaign, but after the inauguration most of us are not carried along.

“We only hear on the news that the First Lady is doing a programme this and that and we just see it on the news and they wouldn’t allow me be, all the complain come to my table morning and night and I say okay, enough is enough.

“We even heard that another FCT woman leader that is organising another market association and named it Association of Organised Market People in Abuja and most of these people are PDP, they were nowhere to be found when we are working for the party day and night, so now our people are not happy because they need to benefit from where they believe they have the right to and all we need, all we are crying for is for the government to give them sense of belonging and carrying them along properly.”

When asked whether her father, Asiwaju Tinubu in the know of her agitation, she said, “because I am the daughter of the National leader of APC doesn’t mean that I must not represent my people well, I have to represent my people’s opinion, I am a leader, and as a leader, my people are crying foul and I won’t fold my hands and keep quite because my father is a national leader, it is wrong, I am not mobilizing against the party, no, I am solidly behind the party, I have work for the party before and I will still work for the party tomorrow, but that does not stop me from saying the truth.”

www.punchng.com/tinubus-daughter-leads-protest-against-apc-govt/

Looks like your current position isn't enough for you.
You want to eat your cake and have ours enh!
Better go and sit down before thunder fire u there.

If anyone/anybody should lead a protest, it shouldn't be you or any female from you family.
Rubbish