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Nigeria is a very productive country.
But what we produce is what bothers me!
I've seen worse posters op nd i'll use your thread to show them all.

I wrote mine on Saturday nd till now, I haven't received any text. I've checked their site, same thing.
Pls I don't know if anyone has any solution to my problem. A friend of mine wrote hers this morning and has seen her score.

ExAngel007:
Facebook user, Owopetu Abiola, has shared photos of an helicopter built by an unidentified man in Oyo state.


He posted the photos on his page with the caption: ‘ ‘This Helicopter is a handiwork of a very gentle man in a little village near Oyo town.

The copter can move from place to place but can’t fly yet. Please like this picture to show some love to the creative mind.”


See the photos below, with Abiola posing next to it:


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt6ihj946sotm.7cc3b7a9.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt49aqrh3stak.441a6040.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt1tdhh3kb2lvg.f80e4e59.jpg[/img]

Creativity sure abounds in Nigeria!


One day, naija go build TITANIC

https://www.naij.com/755553-nigerian-man-builds-helicopter-oyo-photos.html

You call this talent
Can it fly

Naxo

endtimesblog:
Ini Edo's look was slammed as many felt her dress looked more like a wedding gown..Well,she doesn't agree...She wrote

Now this beautiful work of art was designed n made by one man which Is what I call excellence in craftsmanship that lots of people can not boast of being successful at any form of craftsmanship or talent yet they are quick to judge n insult people who invest their time into productive creativity...keep your senseless unsolicited opinions to your self comment on ur pages and stay clear of my page if all u have to say is discredit other people's hardwork . It's only an ugly mind that would call this ugly. Enough said. @jbliving designer of life"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCnwWHQhAWL/?hl=en

They didn't sey the cloth is ugly.
What they said is that it doesn't fit the occasion.

Okworigeorge:
Obinna allegedly hurled an empty bottle at Michael. The bottle missed Michael, hit a wall and smashed into pieces. Michael then picked up a glass piece and slashed Obinna's neck who died on the spot, reports TOI.

mumu.... Who threw the first punch

Lol, I never knew you were this stupid oh!
Ok, which is the ronaldo supporter??

deyemia:
The Person I Intend To Marry Just Told Me This!!!


Dear Nairalanders,

I've come again to hear your views about this issue.... especially married "Egbons"

So it all started like this, My new fiancee and I just finished a sunday service and I was about going to drop her at home when one of her single friends asked if she could join us which we agreed.

On our way they started talking all wife stuffs sharing their views on a marriage and shii, then one thing led to a financial topic where my fiancee started saying she can never support a husband financially, that a man should be a man and take all responsibilities of every penny to be spent, that the reason she's working is to be able to afford all the things she wants that all the responsibilities of the household is for the husband . I acted cool at first.

Her friend was even saying that she doesnt like to be a liability that at least it should not be the man's responsibility 100% that the wife should be able to support financially, My fiancee outrightly disagreed with her saying support doesnt have to be financial from the wife, that it could be through prayers.

I couldnt keep mute anymore I had to ask her "what does it mean when people say supportive wife? " she replied she doesn't know, that she's sure it doesnt have to be financial.

At some point when the friend had already alighted, I asked what if the man is building a house and needs immediate support for just window frames, she said never!

She even said if she has money in the bank and their is no food at home, we will all drink Garri.

Now here are the facts,
-We got introduced through match making,
-there are some good things about her that is worth consideration.
-I dont think she has dated before because she obviously has no experience whats so ever when it comes to relationship behaviours. she's "efikko" kind of.
-This her ideology seems deep rooted in her upbringing and family., her mum is rich.

My Challenge is,
Should I stick around and try to change that ideology or just move on because I am sure it's a destructive ideology.

Bro, just leave her alone, na small pikin dey worry am.
If she doesn't intend to help you out, you too shouldn't. She'll draw back her stupid ideology in no time.

But for the main time, just leave her alone.
Don't call or contact her in any way. She'll run back to you.

Boybreezy:
The okada man seemed to have posed well also or don't you think he deserves his own share of fame.....LOL


Shey Nah only olajumoke waka come**

She no even fine like that

Okworigeorge:
Ronaldo fans can be annoying just like their idol...

Rip to the dead

You are a first class fool oh!
Who told you it's the ronaldo supporter that kill the other

naptu2:
http://zeenews.india.com/sports/football/drunk-football-fan-kills-friend-over-lionel-messi-cristiano-ronaldo-argument_1863164.html

I no argue world best again
Not even with my father

zone20:
The former president showed off his legendary Dance moves during his 79th birthday celebration.

http://www.musbizubeat.com/2016/03/hit-miss-obasanjo-shows-off-epic-dance-moves-pics/

This man sef no dey old oh!
As im dey like this, I'm fit plan coup

refiner:
Nairalanders help me praise this awesome God for his mercy towards me!

yesterday...been Saturday,I planned to travel to anambra state university igbariam! to know how everything is going on there concerning jamb!... and to know how much it will cost me when I finally will be going there on 11th to sit for my jamb!....


I boarded a bus that morning by 11am....d bus zoomed off by 11:15...buh as we were moving,the driver was driving with reckless abandon!...he almost hit a car twice!...and after shouting at him,he cooled down then after some minutes,he starts his reckless driving!....I was very much afraid,so I decided to step down!....buh d conductor refused to refund my money,so this discouraged others that are willing to step down from stepping down!...


when I came down,I stood by d roadside...was difficult to get another bus cos most of d buses that passed bye was filled up!....but I patiently waited for about 30 minutes!....then finally I saw a bus DAT was half filled and boarded it and glory be to God he was an aged man and he drives slowly!...at least my heart was finally at peace!


then on our way....u can't believe wat I saw!..I saw the bus I boarded at first been involved in an accident with a golf!...it was really an eye sore!...most of the passengers there were injured...I was really shocked!...cries and shouts of pain....I felt pity and cried!....I was unable to take picture cos I did not have the heart!...in fact I was seriously weak!....buh all the same I thank God for no life was lost... wishing them a safe recovery!!!what if I was involved,I might miss this year's jamb!.....


lesson learnt!:please do step down when you notice you just boarded a reckless driver's bus!....LIFE IS PRECIOUS!!!


PS:..unfortunately there was no jamb conducted in the school yesterday!

If you were involved, you go even forget sey you reg for jamb.
Buh thank God nada happened to you

[quote author= post=43539869]Source: http://www.trendnewsng.com/2016/03/revealed-true-story-behind-mysterious.html?m=0[/quote]Boyfriend girlfriend

chocolateme:
O di egwu.. If the introduction of the book is like this, what will then happen to the main storyline? I must have fainted before I am through reading the chapter one.
#teamNoCerrificate#

O di really really egwu

It's also childish
The fight scenes are ok

RobReiner:
Waiting for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice from long time i was just waiting to enjoy this kind of amazing movie and also recently Deadpool is also the one of the best movie ever and now i am waiting to enjoy this movie and probably i had also enjoy the by Watch online Trailer on YouTube where i found this trailer awsome really interesting in is movie LoVE YOU BATMAN.....!

Guy, pls read what you wrote.
Pls use your voice recorder while reading nd send the voice note.
Thank you

Oya
Pple of nairaland, finish her

Iyamar:
80 not 710. Calculate again

My methods are different from yours.
And my method produced 710

npress:
A senior Pastor in Rev. King’s Christian Praying Assembly (CPA), Rt. Rev. Ernest King, has threatened that Nigeria and the entire world will sink rather than have their condemned General Overseer, Dr. Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, hanged as ordered by the Nigerian Supreme Court recently.

Rev. Ernest issued the threat during an interview during the week.

He said: “The whole world will sink rather than have Rev. King hanged. You people don’t know who he is. Nothing will happen to Dr. King. He told us that he is going to somewhere and he will come back. And he doesn’t talk and it will not come to pass.”

The cleric alleged that the Nigerian judiciary had collected bribed from a certain group of people who wanted to see Rev. King out of the way, and therefore delivered partial judgment against the CPA general overseer.

His words: “The Supreme Court judgment against Rev King is good for the nation because, God will use it to cleanse the judiciary system. It has shown that the Nigerian Judiciary is partial and that anyone that brings money to the judiciary automatically is favoured with judgment. But everyone will answer for whatever he or she has done.

“Forget the witches, wizards and the wicked mafias in Christendom, they are judging themselves. Nothing will happen to Dr. King and his church. The kingdom we are talking about has come to stay; the future of the church is in no way going to be affected by the judgment.”

Rev. Ernest also threatened that those who passed the death sentence on Rev. King and said unprintable words about them and their families. Rev. King was convicted first by a Yaba Magistrate court for the murder of Ann Uzor on June 22, 2006. The death sentence was confirmed by a Court of Appeal much later and recently by the Supreme Court.

Besides the muder of Ann, he was also accused of setting ablaze five other members of the church like Vivian, Jessica, Chizoba, Kosisochukwu and Uche.

According to Ernest, Rev. King is being persecuted because he refused to tag along with some clerics who claim to be Christians but are actually perpetuating evil.

He maintained that Rev King is a true servant of God because his resolve to fight evil had earned him persecution.

“That is the only way to know the true people of God because they are fighting evil, then evil will fight against them. Whoever tells you that he is serving God and there is no one persecuting him, my brother run away from such person because he is not serving God. This shows why God himself has refused to allow evil people to continue in power and in churches.

“The truth of the matter is that Dr. King was upstairs in house when the fire happened. He heard someone shout ‘fire, fire.’ He ran down stairs, quenched the fire, took the child to the hospital and deposited money for her treatment. Because they wanted money the first group of policemen returned on the December 31, 2006 and made away with about N5million.”

The cleric said that the group was charged with illegal breakage, for stealing about N5 million; but regretted that the case was still hanging in the court till today.

“It was the same group from the State CID, Panti that came to Ajao Estate to make arrest. They said that they will deal with Dr. King ruthlessly. It was the same group that came to carry money that is working with Christian mafia because Dr. King did not want to join them in doing evil.”

He also argued that it was not possible that six people were bathed with fuel and only one of them caught fire.

“Some said the six were bathed with fuel in Rev King’s parlour. Other said that was at the garage, yet there was no evidence of burns in the places where the six were purportedly set ablaze,” he said.

He challenged the authorities to be courageous enough to tell Nigerians the truth about the whole episode.

“Pour 20 litres of fuel in the parlour and see if the house will not be consume. So let Nigerian government and their groups tell us the truth,” Ernest said.

http://www.nairapress.com/2016/03/06/the-world-will-rather-sink-than-for-rev-king-to-die-pastor/

Instead of nigeria to sink not to talk of the world,
Buhari will only make the rope longer to accommodate two necks

coollabman:
Tramadol is an opiod pain medication used to treat moderate to moderately severe pain. When taken as an immediate-release oral formulation, the onset of pain relief usually occurs within about an hour. Tramadol is a type of strong opiod that works on the nervous system and brain to reduce the feel of pain. There are many different forms, strengths and brands of tramadol. Some forms and brands start working quickly to ease the pain, while others release the tramadol they contain more slowly, over several hours, to provide a constant and more even pain control. These are called ”modified-release” and often have ‘XL’ ‘SR’ or ’24hr’ in front of the brand name.

Why is tramadol abused?

Apart from its pain relieving effects, tramadol has been discovered to give a feeling of euphoric high when taken in large quantity. When opiods like tramadol are mixed with alcohol, it increases the effects of the alcohol.
Toyosi Ogunjobi, a 19-year-old public secondary school student in Lagos, who is into the abuse of the drug told The Nation that he mixes tramadol with alcohol when he wants to engage in manual labour. He claims it allows him to work harder and longer but that if he takes the mixture without working, it weakens him.

Gabriel Oladoye, a 21 year-old undergraduate of the University of Agriculture, Abeokuta also admits to abusing tramadol. To him, tramadol serves as an aphrodisiac. He says he normally takes the drug few minutes before sex and it enables him last longer and perform better in bed.

Bode, a 27 year-old liquor seller says mixing tramadol with Bullet alcohol drink helps him last longer during intercourse, since he normally suffers from premature ejaculation. He shared an experience in which he engaged in intercourse all night with a commercial sex worker after taking tramadol with ‘Bullet’. He said they had marathon sex all night, but confessed that he had to visit the clinic during the day, when he began experiencing pains on his manhood. The doctor, after checking him up for infections, warned him to desist from such medications and marathon sex, as he was lucky not to have ruptured his tissues.

Effects of tramadol abuse

Although tramadol is an over-the-counter medication, its abuse can cause some undesirable effects similar to those of other opiates, such as dizziness, weakness, sleepiness, insomnia, headache, shaking, heartburn, panic attacks, nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea, constipation, itching, sweating and dry mouth.

According to Adekunle Adeseye of Ariset Medical Hospital, tramadol belongs to a family of analgesic and it is actually a synthetic opiod. He said it can lead to addiction like other opiods such as morphine, cocaine and the rest. Some of its other side-effects include light-headedness, serious vomiting and even sedation, as it is narcotic in nature.

Dr. Jude Okonkwo, a medical practitioner at Medicare Hospital Ota, added that overdosing on the drugs can make some people experience difficulty in breathing; and that once addicted to the drugs, abusers won’t be able to function well without the drug, as it has neurological side-effects.

Asked to confirm the claims that the drug has aphrodasic effects and also gives extra strength, Dr. Okonkwo said “Those claims could be true, as it is a narcotic. It heightens the senses, but its effects vary from persons to persons. Abusing the drug has more” negative effects than any perceived positive.
He advised that abusers-turned addicts should stop and youths who take it for recreation because of its euphoric effect should stop as well; as drugs should only be taken on doctor’s prescription.

When asked how the increase in tramadol abuse can be curbed, he advised that parents and guardians should tutor their wards more on the hazards of drug abuse. He also wants the government to place serious sanctions and restrictions on the use of the medication.

www.thenationonlineng.net/the-use-and-abuse-of-tramadol/

Oo, I need a drug that will mke me not feel pain and also give me strength
Something like tramasharp

olayinka807:
The former Beat FM OAP rocked this to the AMVCA tonight.. Hit or miss?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BClMaFBiU1B/?taken-by=fadeogunro

You no suppose ask us hit or miss
Because everybody suppose know that answer including you

emamos:
https://www.naij.com/753929-unbelievable-obasanjo-reveals-spent-two-days-terrorists.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C8515913357

This man will be blaming everybody from goodluck to buhari to national assembly.
Now religious leaders

Baba you don old.
Better park well before you blame God for creating the sun

For the first time this year, I entered church.
It was hard to drag myself there oh! Buh I made sure I went there.

I'm a Catholic, and the Gospel reading for today is "The Prodigal Son" (catholics bear me witness I went to church, that's today's gospel reading)

I didn't just go to church to occupy seat or bench warm. I made sure I behaved well and listened to the homily (preaching) because i'm not sure of when next i'll visit again.

The prodigal son is a very didactic parable. It has a lot of moral lessons contained in it as i'm sure we all should know.

But unlike other times I've come across the parable, today I got a new message from it. I'm very happy because some pple have been going to church since January and haven't learnt anything, but my first time this year and i received a very very important msg.

[center]The msg goes like this:
The act of being a prodigal son/daughter can only be practiced in rich homes.
If you want to attempt being a prodigal son/daughter, make sure your popsi is rich and you have a kind senior brother/sister[/center]

Pls Christians, add what you learnt today in church.
Thank you.

You are lucky you even saw your result

This one is just describing him/her self here.
Rubbish

palata22:
I love d girl's lips . that's how I want my gf to be keeping her lips so she can give me a heavenly Mouth Gig but no, she will just be keeping her mouth like what I don't know

From here you are seeing her lips

Very entertaining thread
I laughed so so so so much
Op nice one #thumbs up

hahn:

End time makeup

Iyamar:
Lol

710

What's the meaning of what they wrote in that board??
Op translate pls

Lol
Na I'm oh!
Chaiii, this country won't kill me

sinaj:
Who knows how many he has raped b4




Rape has nothing to do with dressing, Itz just a sickness that needs to be treated.

You and 1 other girl