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Vanwhizy:
will funai write screening this year

I'll get back to you on this. But for now , there's nothing concerning this.

If you applied for federal university ndufu alike ikwo for the 2017/2018 session, then this is the thread for you.
If you have any questions concerning funai, just drop it here.

Last year, the national assembly denied Nigerian universities from conducting post utme, and then a year after , they swallow back their words. I would love to read your views about this sudden change. Is it for the betterment of nigeria's educational standard or is it a means for institutions to extort cash from innocent and desperate students.

I am of the view that the bringing back of the post utme revolves around this ongoing ASUU strike. Federal government, not being able to pay up the debt they owe ASUU, has now brought back the post utme so that higher institutions can generate revenue.

Please , drop your views below.

This early morning, the snake in the picture below was killed in the male hostel funai just close to where the students lay their head to rest at night. Many snakes have been killed of recent but this is the largest/biggest so far. There has been no news of any snake bites and we thank God for that.

olayinka96:
I scored 212.. But I expected more even though I have not open a textbook for the past 6 years since I finished secondary school.. I was expecting like 270.. Am disappointed

Ogbeni shutup

lilzcee:
Hi, guys i really can't explain were the problem came from, i read my ass out, i even did midnight reading buh in the exam hall i always forgot what i read, am doing 11 courses and am not even sure of passing more than 2 courses, the first day i stepped my leg into the school gate, i didn't like the school, a new federal university in one village like that, the school have a low tolerance of exam malpractise, u can't even sort any lecturer, i heard the school doesn't tolerate low cgpa and am afraid of being expelled because of low cgpa, i did very poorly in the exam, the school spaced everybody doing the exam period, i planned to find out from a jujuman what is wrong with me, i need help, my parents spent a lot of money on me i can't afford to let them down

Funai?? ?

ammyluv2002:
Give your life to Christ

I've done that on countless occasions. But I keep on returning to my old ways

ammyluv2002:
That kind lie she lie can dey pain sha! Something that is very clear


But having such videos on her phone doesn't make her an addict! Okay, what if the vids automatically downloaded without her notice? On a brighter note, maybe she wants to be perfect for you,but she's shy of letting you know about it?

I think, it has to do with her attitude too! Does she behave like someone who's an addict? And, even if she's an addict, is she willing to stop?

You can't just put your plans on hold without trying to make her stop at least you should give it a try, if you truly want to marry her.

I wouldn't want to marry someone who's addicted to such videos, but at least try to make her stop & see how it goes.

I'm an addict too, any tips on how to stop

scored 229 in jamb and I used one waec result. put in for pol science, my name didn't appear on the first list. There is God

I'm posting this here because it's funny to me.
Ever since my Nigerian dad heard that Donald trump has taken the lead and probably will be the 45th president of the united states of AMERICA, he has been tensed up.
Since 4am this morning, he has been shouting. He doesn't talk on a low tone.
Abeg , can someone please tell me what his problem is??

ferhyntorlah:
You said it yourself that it was boring at the beginning.

As per the ratings and review, I don't get carried away with them. That was what they said about HTGAWM till I downloaded it and didn't really enjoy it like I would have liked. I'm yet to finish watching season 1.

Even if I watch Mr Robot, I would have to force myself to do it, and I'm so sure it will induce me to sleep.

Thanks!

All I have to say to you is
"WATCH IT FIRST"

More

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Pls, drop yours to keep this thread alive.
Thank you

I'm gonna drop memes here for gamers and movie lovers.
I hope you enjoy this.

It's the best series so far.
Drop your number lemme add you up to my movie group. I really need someone who shares my views on MR ROBOT

Mehn, the man dey try oh!
He repaired the road leading to my front gate. From oye market to my gate which is in etitinabo, Neni.

I must tell you, quitting pornography and masturbation isn't a days job. I'm still battling with my addiction. He needs your support and self determination. Without these, I'm sorry nothing is gonna happen.

I read the post bout the infinix zero that was lost, found by a stranger and returned to the owner.
I'm happy to see that we've still got good Nigerians even in this current economic trauma.

I've also had such an experience. I found a phone in a keke I once boarded. when I finally contacted the owner of the phone, instead of being grateful she gave me the worse insults I've ever received in my life till date.
I had to switch off the phone when I found it Cus I was heading to the church. we finally met and I gave the phone to her. she didn't even say thank you. she told me to thank my Lord that I returned the phone, hissed and walked away.

my point is
no be everybody good things dey favour.
Her behavior won't stop me from doing what is right if I come across such again.

eleojo23:
OP, what exactly do you want us to do for you now, huh?

he wants us to help him kill the baby if eventually
the first abortion wasn't properly conducted

now tell me this isn't madness or stupidity

emamos:
http://punchng.com/11-things-can-destroy-male-fertility/

thank God masturbation no dey the list

Vee1Vee1:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/ill-make-national-assembly-part-time-if-i-have-the-opportunity-again-ibb/

His idea is a brilliant one.
I'll support him day or night and mind you, I'm from the east.

PrettyCrystal:
Governor Wike was walking along Ernest Ikoli Street in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state -when he was stopped by children that were so excited to see him. According to reports, on sighting the Governor the children left their mother and ran towards the Governor repeatedly shouting "Governor Wike" ! with their wonderful voices.

By the time their excited mother caught up with them that were already with the Governor so she got out her phone and started taking pictures of her lovely children as they had a brief chat with Governor Wike. She was eventually invited to take a picture with Governor Wike before he continued on his way.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/governor-wike-excites-little-children.html

This lie is sweeter than Mazi okoro's palm wine

dre11:
http://punchng.com/mystery-pregnant-woman-dies-falling-inside-pits-twice-one-week/

Pics: the woman and pits..

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PITapan

I vote fynestboi
cc NLjega

with the way I see dead snakes making FP on nairaland, by 2020 snakes will go extinct in Nigeria.

so I've noticed that those with high scores are the ones being posted now. so before the end of the week, if you scored 240 below I expect you to receive your own consideration letter.