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nhop:
Toyin Aimakhu who recently dumped her boyfriend, Seun Egbegbe, said she will remain single or marry a whiteman.

Toyin made this revelation in a recent unscripted video of her TV series ‘KUWTA’.

She said, “married women are trying, may God give me the strength to marry again. I don’t think I can go through it anymore. I will remain single or marry a whiteman,”

On her relationship with Adeniyi Johnson, she said, “I got married to a Yoruba guy but I packed my load away because he loves girls too much.”

http://nexthop.com.ng/will-remain-single-marry-whiteman-toyin-aimakhu/

Correction

If I don't marry a white man, then i'll remain single

diana158:
Flyover is a major feature of a developing or developed city. Therefore these are Nigeria states that have started and completed at least one flyover

1. Lagos
2. Kano
3. Rivers
4. Ogun
5. Akwa Ibom
6. Kaduna
7. Delta
8. Oyo
9. Bayelsa
10. Sokoto
11. ondo


Some States with flyover under construction

1. Ekiti
2. Imo
3. Anambra

Pls, what is a fly over??

lebroske:
Great nairalanders, i know you people are exceptional in giving good advice to people because i have been following this tread for some time. Though i am new.
i am suspecting that my lovely wife is cheating on me. The reason is that, each time i want to go through her phone, she picks up a fight. Whenever i want to use it for something else, that would be the time she will want to use it. I feel she is hiding something from me but i really want to get an evidence so that i could confront her. Most of the time when she is chatting with someone on phone, she hides the conversation. i wonder why?
Pls great nairalanders, what do i do in this situation? I don't want to confront her yet because i don't hv a proof.
Please no insult. Thank you

Ehya
If I get you evidence, hope you won't kill her??

No need sef cus they all answer yes I won't kill her then later go ahead nd do so

Bollinger:
Lol...funny. I've been in worse. But your orientation and training always kicks in. It's just like a fire drill. My kids know where the escape path is and what to do if it occurs. You need to plan your shiit like tomorrow will be your last day. That is why we have insurance. Nigerians are not used to that. They live like there's no tomorrow.

If you say so

Bollinger:
It is also understandable. The concept of POV operation is not very familiar to Nigerians. Driving is not all about getting behind the wheel of a car.

You've not been in a real situation before that's why you comment like these.
When you encounter life taking situations, you forget everything you've learned

[quote author=teebell999 post=44436762][/quote]I thought the same
Buh I just let it slide
I think you should do the same

Bollinger:
I understand. The concept of a fire extinguisher is alien to you and a lot of Nigerians. It wouldn't have gotten to this extent if there was one in the vehicle.

What if he had 1 in the car
What if his mind didn't go that far cus he was afraid

NgeneUkwenu:
Update


bukolasaraki 's trial commences after CCT overrules his lawyer who'd sought another adjournment. 1st prosecution witness called

The Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT), on Tuesday, rejected an application for the adjournment of the trial of embattled Senate President, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki, ruling that it has jurisdiction, as affirmed by the Supreme Court, to try him.

Saraki is facing a 13 count charge of alleged false declaration of asset preferred against him by the Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB).

Saraki had today, appeared before the tribunal in continuation of the trial against him in company of not less than 90 lawyers.

Although, Saraki’s lead Counsel, Kanu Agbabi, was absent in court, another SAN, Paul Usoro, and Mahmud Magaji (SAN) stood in for him.
Upon assumption of the trial, Usoro had asked for an adjournment. He argued that on the basis of the fact that an appeal has been entered before the appellate court, the defendant filed a motion of stay of proceedings which is before the Registrar of the court.

Usoro said that the process of appeal has been transmitted to the CCT and the record of appeal is before the tribunal.

He explained that the prayer for adjournment is to essentially allow the Court of Appeal to entertain and arrive at a decision in the appeal, which it has fixed a clear date of April 26, 2016 to hear.

But opposing the application, the Prosecuting Counsel, Mr Rotimi Jacobs, said that the CCT had adjourned the matter for trial to commence and he was ready with his witnesses to commence trial.

He said that the defence is aware that what they are filing for cannot stop the proceedings and that the request is not based on the motion served on the prosecution but on an application of stay of proceedings pending before the Court of Appeal.

He argued that he was served with a motion on stay at 10:20AM on Tuesday morning and since he was not served before the start of the business of the day, it cannot obstruct the trial that has been fixed for same day.

He argued that the appeal filed by Saraki is illegal, backing his argument with Section 306 of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act.

The tribunal, in its ruling, said: “We adjourned to today to commence with trial. Even if the defence intends to appeal the judgment, it should not stop the proceedings of trial today, provided the prosecution is ready to proceed.

“In view of the foregoing we hold that trial shall proceed for hearing today and we are ready to take the witnesses.”

https://thewhistler.ng/story/saraki-cct-rejects-application-for-adjournment-proceeds-with-trial

Lol, a whole senate president??

Na for kuje you go die
Hehehehe

dre11:
A man has been remanded in prison for stabbing his friend to death for sleeping with his wife.




http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/tragedy-man-stabs-friend-to-death-for-sleeping-with-his-wife-id4884428.html

This is not a new thing
Now sef, wives also kill their husbands if caught with another woman

Bollinger:
He could have rescued himself by having a fire extinguisher in his car in the first place.

If e reach your turn, rescue yourself

homeboy205:
I beg N'landers se car suppose dey burn now wey fuel nor dey??

I believe it's an attack
Or what do you think

emmyblackky:
some of the comments seem sarcastic while others seem too personal and anti-APC, but the truth is Nigerians are beginning to loose their cool on the "Angelic Buhari & APC".
if Elections were to be held next week Saturday, will you vote President Buhari again?
as for me, it's a No, his policies are too personalised, none of his cronies have or believe in his ideologies.

Under jonathan's tenure, you did not trekk
There was no fuel scarcity
We weren't in darkness
Stay there and be making unnecessary noise
Mr buhari has 3 more years to stay. Just pray God intervene's or else you will make so much noise and 1 day go silent

donestk:
I will take PMB serious when he stops begging in the north.

How can someone from impoverished north bring about changes to prosperous south?

I blame the brownies!

You will be talking rubbish

femiakinbully:
Slap of death.
The SS2 student slapped by a Principal's secretary leaves her blind and consequently led to her death.

May Her soul rest In Peace





https://mobile.twitter.com/TVCconnect/status/717362566704603137

Wait oh!
Who is the secretary and what kind of slappp are we talking about

The guy is good
Once you are very good, you can never remain hidden.

ChangeIsCostant:
wish her speedy recovery

Speedy recovery
For this kind situation
Ok oh!

TunezMediaBlog:
Meet Kenyan Senator, Mike Sonko who loves flaunting his wealth and gold blings in public.
The controversial senator who denied he's a drug dealer after being branded by his opposition, once revealed that the only drugs he sold were Panadols and Eno during his youthful days. He proudly shows off all his gold assets, which include cars and accessories, at any given opportunity.


See some of his assets below ...



http://tunezmedia..com.ng/2016/04/senator-flaunts-gold-cars-and-stacks-of.html?m=1

This man is a thief

Islie:
Sex worker killed in hotel room




http://sunnewsonline.com/sex-worker-killed-in-hotel-room/

Can't you find something else to do.

gistmeloveblog:
On Sunday, April 3, Patoranking took loyalty and fans’ appreciation to a whole new level. The Alubarika singer went on a wheelchair to perform! It was a performance dedicated to his disabled fans. The reggae-dancehall singer shared a picture of him performing on wheelchair on his Instagram: “This Performance was dedicated to every Disabled person Out there…

Dont let what U ‘re going thru weigh you down…I represent you God Over Everything #Whayasay!!!” The singer was trying to admonish his disabled fans to not allow their disability to stop them from becoming great.


: http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/04/patoranking-performs-on-wheelchair-photo.html

This isn't how he should have done it
He should have brought them disabled to stage with him, not him on a wheel chair


Nigerians just don't have sense

YouthsPC0:
Its not just Nairaland that has seen the exchanged of fireworks as some Nigerians try to defend incompetence and economic illiteracy which has seen Nigerians sleeping in fuel stations for the first time since the 1996 era

However this two Nigerians took the discuss to a whole new level they decided to sexualize the whole thing

Scene 1: Lady compares the sliding naira to her falling mammary glands (booobs)

Scene 2: Guy from no where comes after her breast's as he defends the fall of the naira

Scene 3: the lady delivers a final upper cut comparing the guys brains to the size if her ........ N....


See screen Shoots below


www.twitter.com/Amaralsqueen

That girl is stupid ni
What did she expect when she posted such rubbish

reportnaijanews:
Original source: http://www.simonateba.com/2016/04/02/fajilade-nigerian-male-female-sexes-cries-help-wants-man/

End time things
Na today I dey surrender my life to christ
Hell is not my portion and it won't be yours too in Jesus name.
Amen

CastedDude:
Pictured is Senator Buruji Kashamu, the federal lawmaker representing Ogun East Senatorial District -surrounded by able-bodied security men at an event in Ogun state. The senator's exotic Rolls-Royce Phantom caused quite a scene -as it was the center of attraction at the event.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/04/caption-this-photo-of-senator-buruji.html

See how he smells of stolen naira notes

celebgists:
The Nigerian music is industry is vastly dominated by male artists providing little space for talented divas to make hits…

https://i1.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-03-09-09-35_1.jpg?w=1078
https://i0.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-03-09-16-27_1.jpg?w=1076
But tiwa Savage and Yemi Alade are two artists that have been making waves regardless.

https://i0.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-03-09-13-13_1.jpg?w=1080

https://i2.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-03-09-11-16_1.jpg?w=1074

With two albums in the market already (“Red” by tiwa savage and “Mama Africa” By Yemi Alade) these music stars have been working hard of late.
https://i0.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-03-09-17-55_1.jpg?w=1078
https://i1.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-03-09-13-53_1.jpg?w=1078

Tiwa savage was formally regarded has the “queen of the industry” but it’s safe to say now that her title is duely contested.
https://i2.wp.com/celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screenshot_2016-04-03-09-18-41_1.jpg?w=1076

The question now is WHO IS THE QUEEN OF THE INDUSTRY YEMI ALADE OR TIWA SAVAGE?

http://celebgists.com/tiwa-savage-yemi-alade-queen-nigeriain-music-industry/

Katy Perry

Emeka71:
About the issue of having daily orgasm; are they referring to female orgasms?

No, goat orgasm

okikiosibodu:
As in...it really deserves a permanent slot on FP. By the way, great structure of newly learnt words. u ar a Genius *winks*

Thank you sir

ethene:
30k too is on the high side, there are good phone of 10k.

What phone are you using??

This thread deserves to be made permanent on FP.
I Learnt alot from this post, eg

NEPA want nigerians to BE NYCTOPHILIC
You tend to be TEXTAPHENIC after writing JAMB
LETHOLOGICA always occur in WAEC HALL,
PRESIDENT JONATHAN is ECCEDENTESIAST.

Femich18:
Nice 1...Small gal dey interview PMB for US. The old men for nairaland dey here dey shout "Buhari is a dullard"...They need Jesus

You are hundred percent % correct my brother