₦airaland Forum

ebubey:
Source: http://www.kamdora.com/2016/04/24/dating-a-broke-guy-my-experience-is-it-worth-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=broke

Very disgusting post.

If you marry all the unbroke niggas, who will marry the broke ones

deanoffaculty:
FIDO DIDO.......gone are those days.

I remember it bro
I'm just 21

AdoraAmadi:
This happened on Twitter while y'all were sleeping last night. lmaoo


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/nigerian-ladies-who-had-sex-with-2.html

You see how girls mumu

Non
I don't like any of them

The guy go think sey na joke until she lift am up like that after marriage

Theanonymous9:
Oh boy! I'm sorry o!

I'm now reconsidering UNILORIN

Pls do

Theanonymous9:
tottinova, I saw one of your posts on Unilorin 14/15 thread. Were u (later) offered admission?

No I wasn't

No matter what Saraki is planning,
His space in kuje has been purchased

sixtuschimere:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BER29gyCWEg/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BER3BAYiWEp/
In case you've never heard of her. Meet Nikos "Babii" Adeleke - Davido's cousin and sister to B-Red and Sina Rambo. The stunning social media hottie and Vlogger posted hilarious videos of herself boogying down with her funky daddy to 'Duro' by Tekno.
This video is so cool, it will leave you wishing you had such a fun relationship with your old man. Watch the funny clip on the links above...

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/lmao-watch-davidos-uncle-dancing-with.html

Human being body go curve come be like Ronaldo free kick

ObiOmaMu:
List was shared online by Evangelist Hope. What do you think? Do you agree with him?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/any-christian-indulging-in-these-listed.html

He forgot those that are on social medias

Horpe12:
I think its true tho....lol

This wan really made me laugh


But they also call brother-brede

krak101:
yeah. You sounded hostile. No wahala sha. Remember back then in sec school... Most of your set girls were already dating your snrs especially when you were in your younger classes. Remember? The female system is wired such that they don't have regards for their mates in most cases. Somebody said females like to be "dominated" but I don't wanna use that word. So for me worst case scenario she has to be my mate. My Snr is a no go

Ok bro
My girl is a year older than me
That's why I gaz do small strong head

henryanna36:
The young man pictured above met his waterloo as he tried to steal a phone by passing his hand through someone's window in Sapele, Delta state. The owner of the house on sighting the man’s hand fiddling for the phone, quickly went for a cutlass and cut of the man’s hand. Mr. Burglar ran away into the night crying with his amputated hand. Pictured above is the burglar at the hospital. See graphic photos below;


Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/young-boys-hand-is-cut-off-as-he-tries.html

So there are cutlasses that can cut bone and flesh in one swipe

krak101:
Bro it's not fight. That's a personal thing. Respect that

Did my reply seem furious
But think about it na
3-4 years older

krak101:
No No for me. Can't have my woman looking like ma mum. I can't have her looking like my daughter either. Either am slightly older or we're mates.



Another FTC. Change

3 to 4 years looking like your mum
You don't know what to say

olokfor:
President Muhammadu Buhari's personal photographer Bayo Omoboriowo, shared a photo on Instagram of himself and Baba Shettima, former Chief Photographer to the Military Government of Nigeria.

Baba Shettima is credited for taking photos former military rulers of Nigeria like - Sir Ahmadu Bello, Yakubu Gowon, Emeka Ojukwu, Murtala Mohammed, Olusegun Obasanjo, Shehu Shagari, Muhammadu Buhari, Ibrahim Babangida, Sani Abacha.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/photo-bayo-omoboriowo-meets-veteran.html

Battle of the photographers

Airforce1:
They are young, talented and super rich.

They've worked so hard to be rewarded with such huge mount of money and flaunting the reward for your hand work is not a bad idea.


My opinion.


Photos and writeup put together by Airforce1.





Davido - CEO HKN GANG.

This Davido na baboon
Like if you with me
Share if you think otherwise

I did that sh.i.t oh!
I even did it upside down.

A week ago, my phone fell and the screen got broken. I contacted my phone engineer and he said I should send a photo of the phone for him to have an idea of what's wrong.

The main problem is anytime I screen shot, the picture doesn't show the broken screen. I've tried times without number but the screenshot isn't showing the broken screen. And I don't have any other phone to use as a camera.

Pls how I make the broken screen show on the screenshot.

ponleh:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/04/20/obama-sends-envoy-to-nigeria-over-boko-haram-growing-threat/

With her name "power"
I tot she was coming to fight Boko Haram herself.
Maybe she'll just take a pistol, bullet proof and 1 satchet of pure water and enter sambisa.

ademega:
HOW I ESCAPED BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF A POLICE STATION .

I was at home resting after I have gone for my usual Saturday training when I received a call from one of the mothers of a boy (student) from our home town that stays in my area . She told me that his son just called her that he was in the police station that he has been arrested, I was trying to ask what actually happened but she was unable to give a clear story . I immediately dressed up and within minutes I was at the station . when I got there ,the police I met at the entrance asked for my mission and I told him the name of the boy I was looking for , he told me that he doubt if the boy would not go to prison with the crime he committed or we prepare a very robust money to settle the case ,when I tried to ask of what happened ,he said I should go inside the station to hear from the police in-charge.

When I got inside ,I saw them (3 guys ) behind the counter and the police explained that , the guys killed a goat that they alleged it has been eaten their food stuffs and broke their plates several times. The landlord association took it up and reported them because they suspected them to be behind the missing goats in the street.

The police now advised that we should go and beg the people in the community so that they could pardon them and they would be released . so , the parents for other guys joined me and we went to the street to beg but they insisted that the guys must sleep in the cell no matter what because they would have to call a meeting to decide. The police in-charge called one of the parents that we should report back at the station . When we got to the station we told the police what the position of the street people as pertains to their release was . The police man told us not to worry that we could secure the bail of the guys and they will tell the people that they were still in police cell the following morning.

They asked us to bring 20k on each guy . I was like what for ? and the police said by Monday if we didn’t do the right thing that they would take them to court and he said the magistrate in that town was wicked that he would asked them to be sent to prison ,at this point the two women who were the mothers of other guys started crying , I was just their thinking what are these people even saying . the police man asked us to answer them so that could go home for that day. So the parents pushed it to me to negotiate with the police , I don’t know how to price in the police station I was only used to the market pricing and to be frank I am good at that , so I brought that wit of my market pricing to the situation on ground . I told the police woman sent to us to negotiate that she should understand the state of the economy in the country that there was no money that they should please mange 3k for each guy … he didn’t allowed me to finish when she shouted on top of her voice calling on the other police men around to come and here how I dey price bail . Within seconds all of them don gather on top our head . That was how one of them came from nowhere dey slap me pointing gun at me as if he wanted to shoot me . I love my life oh. Immediately I left . I later called the boy’s parents to come down . I later learnt they paid 10k each and the matter was settled with the landlords the following day .

I just dey thank God since that time oh. Nigeria police could have do and undo with his gun that time .

I just dey imagine how your face go be when you Dey run

lovdoc:
The sultry singer looks dashing in these new photos. See below...

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/04/singer-victoria-kimani-sxy-in-new-photos.html

This one no well at all

dainformant:
Thumbs up to the men of the Nigerian armed forces who have upped their game in recent times in the fight against insurgency. The victims who once fled for their lives due to incessant Boko Haram attacks in the past -have got back their smiles and hope -all thanks to these brave men...

Pictured are elated children hailing some gallant soldiers while returning to their base in Borno state -which has been cleansed off terrorists. A soldier took a selfie during the jubilation to cherish the moment.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/nigerian-soldiers-receive-heros-cheers.html

This is really touching
God bless nigeria.

ayzTIGER:
Stop singing and dancing for these politicians. For the bleeps sake he is doing the normal job he is suppose to do as the governor of the State. He is not doing this with his money, its our money its tax payers money

I've told them times without number, them no dey hear. A governor will do road, he will come out and do party for just one road. The people will be hailing him as if he is pharaoh.

#nonsense

simtosul:
Hmmm

Water dey comot from all of them na

TANTUMERGO007:
Buhari brought these curses on us

Nawa for you oh!
Everything buhari
Your tea no sweet, buhari
You match nail, buhari
Your shit no flush, buhari.

Please have sense
Thank you

dre11:
http://sunnewsonline.com/shocking-lightning-kills-2-women-during-prayer-session-in-church/

I can swear that this thing happened in ebonyi state just some around where I live.

If you see the kind of prayer they were blasting last night, at a point I thought I heard thunder.

God's time is the best, maybe they forced HIS hand.

chimere66:
In an effort to boost security in the state, MTN Foundation (MTNF), the Corporate Social Investment arm of MTN Nigeria, has donated 10 security patrol vehicles to the Lagos State Government.

The donation is in line with MTN’s commitment, to complement the objective of state governments across the country to secure lives and properties.

His Excellency, Governor Akinwunmi Ambode, while receiving the patrol vehicles on behalf of the Lagos State Security Trust Fund (LSTF) thanked the Foundation for the gesture, stating that a safer Lagos is a more productive Lagos.

MTN, through its foundation has so far donated over 185 fully equipped security patrol vehicles to 30 states and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT).

Above are pictures from the handover ceremony.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/tn-foundation-partners-with-lagos-state.html

See serious boycotting

Now, what would they possibly need

The airtel midnight unlimited bundle, is it auto renew
And please how can I opt out of the bundle if it's auto renewing.

Thank you

lawflec:
I saw this on Facebook and it really got me cracked up.... Education is dead in Nigeria.

Maybe that's the one they'll understand

shogat:
Electric power shortage/unavailability has been a scourge in Nigeria, which we have adapted to as a country because there seems to be no solution presently at hand.

In this era of smart phones, that comes with major flaw of having battery life that tend to drain out faster: Nigerians have to improvise alternative means to charge their phones since not everybody can afford using the generator always. You see people moving about with their charger looking for any available opportunity to charge their phones.

Here are some of the weirdest places we charge our phones.

1.Gas Stations: since the stations need to power their generators when selling fuel, people use that opportunity to locate the nearest one to them to charge their devices. There is high rate of theft here and also not possible when they don’t have fuel for sale.

2.Churches: people that attend church services in my area to charge their phones is increasing daily. They now pray the service last longer so that they can charge longer. You will see their demeanour change or turn back home whenever the church’s generator is faulty.

3.Banks: so I was on a queue inside one of the new generation banks, when a very good looking man came in and went directly to the water dispenser to drink a cup of water; immediately located an electricity wall-socket and plugged in his charger then sat down like someone about to deposit a huge sum of money (na charge e come charge). Many banks are halting such activities in their premises for security reasons.

4.Commercial Buses/taxies: people don’t struggle only for comfortable seats in buses again, they now struggle to use the car charger. They pass turn as if is a matter of life and death and some even forgets to pick their phones while alighting.

5.Salons: this is always an opportunity for me to charge since am a customer and I take it that charging is one of the services offered by the salon. The time limit depends on the style but as a sharp guy, to extend my charging time, I find faults and always correct the barber for long so that he will take his time while I continue my act.

6.Football Viewing Centres: 90 minutes is too much of a time to stay without charging after paying to watch a match. People flood viewing centres with their gadgets in order to charge them while enjoying the match. One’s attention is always divided since one must be vigilant because of thieves.

7.Restaurants: hungry or not, sometimes I just take a walk to a restaurant across my street; order a bottle of drink; sit close to a wall socket then plug in my charger then chill and enjoy my bottle for the next 2 hours till I get a full battery.

where do you charge your phones folks?

Nepa forced me to charge my phone at my enemy's house.
No light in my neighbourhood nd he was the only 1 who had fuel in his generator.

I regret that day, buh I had no other option.

Islie:
Our son vanished without any explanation one month to his wedding – Family of missing driver



http://www.punchng.com/our-son-vanished-without-any-explanation-one-month-to-his-wedding-family-of-missing-driver/

He's not the first neither will he be the last