₦airaland Forum

buffstical:
Are you sure this is not Nollywood?

Nollywood keh ?.

So U never see where our nowadays masqurade receive call on his cell-phone concealed in his regallia ?.

Well no b news sha.

otr1:
See U-turn! This load of rubbish, I must say. Why didn't people stone GEJ?
Expectation was higher in 2011, but the 22 million people who voted for him didn't do shît.

The words of the Prophets of the Almighty do not fall to the ground. Prophets don't predict too. Mr J. Suleman, please confirm your calling.

I wonder o, GEJ made it known prior to 2011 election that electricity wil be stabilised while in power, what happened thereafter ?.

The Prophet should be ashamed of his unfulfilled prophecy but instead trying to make unassaiilable comments; we know them as "Prophet of Doom".

They're all good but still God's strength should be above all.

My main problem is Fashola with the works; Hmmmmmmmm !, can pple's influence enable him to achieve ?.

GOD SAVE. NIGERIA........

There is a Yoruba adage which goes thus :

"BABA ONILU TI O N BEERE ILE OLOKU KIRI, OJO KAN N BO TI WON MA A BEERE ILE BABA ONILU".

Meaning :

THE DRUMMER THAT GOES ABOUT ASKING OF THE VENUE FOR THE FUNERAL; ONE DAY, HIS HOUSE TOO WILL BE SOUGHT FOR.

No wahala now, let GEJ hand over the power on May 28; I'll take over from him d same day and hand over the rulling to GMB on May 29.

Anything that transpired between May 28th & May 29th should not bother you because I've taken it to be "serving of my fatherland".

Hmmmmmmmm a day President in Nigeria is ok for me now jare.

Abi I lie ?.

Oklander:
The Judge who adjourned the case till after the election applied wisdom.

That's d plain truth bro as d outcome of d election judges where d cases will head to.

So d third case never get d date of hearing up till now.

baybeeboi:
una say this man win Agbaje?

So U still never believe up till now ?.
Don't worry 2023 election go sooon b next week make e come back again and still hear am again.

E be like say na AfricaMagic U dey always watch abi

I don even put my 3310 (pure water) up for sale @ olx sef.

I know say somebody go soon call me for d asking price which is #18,000 or make I no pawn it ni.

I enjoyed d phone die ni even with d monotone ringers I composed on it.

I can authoritatively confirmed it now that Adamu Mu'azu is responsible for my maternal grandma being a woman.

Is this how to play d role of an opposition ?.

I beg make PDP find their rhythm and move forward.

DesChyko:
He's also had the trust of the igbos. And we shall stand by him when he needs us to, irrespective of what every other tribes have been told to do.

Then advice him to wait & contest for the Governor of Aniocha State if and when created.

agarawu23:
till we get a female president
but am scared of female presido if i hear names like madueke and d.....

But we have female governor in Taraba State now (APC).

Gradually they'll get there......

sketcherJ:
majority of oyo state citizens if not all the masses are not happy at the result.. and i wonder how did this governor get elected?people has been crying rigging..No jubilation anywhere..d only pple jubilating now would be ajumobi ,his family and some greedy die hard supporters...violence has started ensuring in some places...

@ op......... The majority that're not happy, are they all in the same party as opposition ?............ NO !.

The people of Oyo state could not play the game as it suppose to be but played the politicks of "Devide & rule".

Pls stop crying over the split milk or did you not prefer to belong to the party of the federal ?. This write up shows U're part of the pple formenting trouble and d blood of d lost pple from the chaos shall be on you all.

DukeNija:
Go and Die

May God reward you according to ur wish (Amen).

It's ur type that doesn't know how to address pple that make pple to rain insults to your generation.

If there is nothing disturbing you upstair, you will know it that the opinion I raised was a quote from your fellow Igbo and d next thing you'll moot out is "you're mad".

GOD SAVE NiGERIA.........

DukeNija:
Oga shut the fuccckkk up. Are you mad? Rubbish. Rivers state is Igbo owned. Lagos is no mans land. Rubbish

The whole of your generations are mad and totally insane. What have I said to have waranted you telling me am mad ?.

I've never rain an abussive word on social media in my life; you saying this shows what human being you're.

We all know your type and you shall be duely judged by ur utterancs to ur fellow beings.

GOD SAVE NiGERIA........

Onyebuchi Ememanka writes

"What is the principal interest of the Igbos in Lagos? What do we seek to achieve in our sojourn here? My take is simple. We seek a prosperous Lagos that is economically viable, peaceful....a mini Nigeria of sorts where all people are able to live and pursue their livelihood without let or hinderance.
As a people that thrive on commerce, Igbos want a Lagos where there are government policies that promote the growth of commerce and business. A Lagos where government builds roads, bridges, hospitals and is generally alive to their duties.
Education is free in Lagos and our children enjoy this. No Igbo child has been sent away from any public school in Lagos. Lagos state government pays WAEC and NECO fees for all students in Lagos....our children enjoy this too.
What do we really want in Lagos? The truth is that we are strangers here. Lagos belongs to some people, just like Onitsha and Aba. Let's not carry on as if this place is a no man's land. It is not!
All of a sudden, Jimi Agbaje has become an Igboman....we have adopted him as our son.....the same way we adopted President Jonathan in the last election against our strategic interest as a people...a decision that has left us in serious political confusion and our senators begging to be admitted into the APC.
What is the difference between Jimi Agbaje and Akinwumi Ambode? Is any of them Igbo? What is our problem? I believe that we have a fair share here. We live in peace unlike our people in the North. I don't think there are more Igbos in Lagos than there are in Kano, yet we live peacefully here. Yorubas are highly politically sophisticated people and they understand that it is better for them to have a government in Lagos that belongs to the same party as the party at the centre. Igbos cannot love Lagos more than Yorubas. This is their land. If anything happens here now, we will all leave and return home. These people own here...this is their home and we must respect their feelings. Every person living in Lagos wants more federal presence in Lagos. We want a 4th mainland bridge, we want so many other things that the federal government can do.
In the years past, Lagos hasn't enjoyed much federal intervention because of political party differences. Now they have that chance and we want to spoil it for them by being more catholic than the pope.
Let everybody vote any candidate he wants but I reject any collective Igbo move to vote against the strategic interests of the people who own the land where we live and make our living. Lagos has been good to our people. We have succeeded here in business and the professions.
Let's not disrespect the people of Lagos. I will not support any move that will create an impression that Igbos are against the interest of the owners of Lagos. Nobody has murdered our people here like what we see in the north. Lagos remains the only state in this country where Igbos hold top government positions.
Even our neighbors and brothers, Rivers State have never given us that privilege despite our huge population and presence there......"

Onyebuchi Ememanka writes

"What is the principal interest of the Igbos in Lagos? What do we seek to achieve in our sojourn here? My take is simple. We seek a prosperous Lagos that is economically viable, peaceful....a mini Nigeria of sorts where all people are able to live and pursue their livelihood without let or hinderance.
As a people that thrive on commerce, Igbos want a Lagos where there are government policies that promote the growth of commerce and business. A Lagos where government builds roads, bridges, hospitals and is generally alive to their duties.
Education is free in Lagos and our children enjoy this. No Igbo child has been sent away from any public school in Lagos. Lagos state government pays WAEC and NECO fees for all students in Lagos....our children enjoy this too.
What do we really want in Lagos? The truth is that we are strangers here. Lagos belongs to some people, just like Onitsha and Aba. Let's not carry on as if this place is a no man's land. It is not!
All of a sudden, Jimi Agbaje has become an Igboman....we have adopted him as our son.....the same way we adopted President Jonathan in the last election against our strategic interest as a people...a decision that has left us in serious political confusion and our senators begging to be admitted into the APC.
What is the difference between Jimi Agbaje and Akinwumi Ambode? Is any of them Igbo? What is our problem? I believe that we have a fair share here. We live in peace unlike our people in the North. I don't think there are more Igbos in Lagos than there are in Kano, yet we live peacefully here. Yorubas are highly politically sophisticated people and they understand that it is better for them to have a government in Lagos that belongs to the same party as the party at the centre. Igbos cannot love Lagos more than Yorubas. This is their land. If anything happens here now, we will all leave and return home. These people own here...this is their home and we must respect their feelings. Every person living in Lagos wants more federal presence in Lagos. We want a 4th mainland bridge, we want so many other things that the federal government can do.
In the years past, Lagos hasn't enjoyed much federal intervention because of political party differences. Now they have that chance and we want to spoil it for them by being more catholic than the pope.
Let everybody vote any candidate he wants but I reject any collective Igbo move to vote against the strategic interests of the people who own the land where we live and make our living. Lagos has been good to our people. We have succeeded here in business and the professions.
Let's not disrespect the people of Lagos. I will not support any move that will create an impression that Igbos are against the interest of the owners of Lagos. Nobody has murdered our people here like what we see in the north. Lagos remains the only state in this country where Igbos hold top government positions.
Even our neighbors and brothers, Rivers State have never given us that privilege despite our huge population and presence there......"

Rivers

Lagos

Oyo

But God will surely take full control sha.

Sweetguy25:
Jega is Howard Webb and APC is Manchester United.

Figure it out

So PDP is what jare ?.

Wake up from ur slumber guys, when has SS & SE votes be the decider ?.

The votes from SW is bonus for GMB while the bulk of d votes comes from NE & NW. The 2 - sure for GMB is d NW & NE.

Now look @ GMB's winnings :

Permutation : NW, NE, NC & SW.

3-Direct : NW, NE & SW.

2-Sure : NW & NE

GEJ wounded lions should pls submint their winning game plan now.

On GMB we all stand.... A P C C C C; CHANGE !

khassy:
APC fault

anyways

cruising to victory in our brand new Bugatti veyron




GEJ till 2019

Can't U see the hand-writing on the wall ?; U'd better wake up from ur slumber.

GEJ's spoke mouth (FFK) lost his polling unit to APC, Obanikoro lost his too to APC, even Fayose is losing his state (Ekiti) to APC.

Mark my words, Imo & Rivers are coming for GMB.

See the sample in Lagos upon d frequent visit of GEJ @ d eleventh hour.

PDP........... SHAME !.....


APC all d way......

Deadlyviper:
Because apc will fail and it's

Gej till 2019

Can't U see the hand-writing on the wall ?; U'd better wake up from ur slumber.
APC all d way......

Hiredassassin:
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

Buhari is still a terrorist, so GEJ admitting it that Buhari has no link with Boko Haram, did he made this acccertion under gun point ?.

If Buhari is a terrorist, what of GEJ who hurriedly embrace OPC, MEND, militias at the eleventh hour just for him to win an election.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA........

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Vote transformation
Vote jonathan
As ya vote for jonathan may ya life be fully transformed, Amin

We voted for him then irrespective of tribe nor religion but he mismanaged everything. Imagine GEJ obtaining a $200 million loan just 2 weeks ago and he's again soliciting for the release of $2 billion loan again.

If a President can decend so low as to embrace OPC, MEND and militias for him to win an election, then are we moving ahead or backward ?.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA........

SeverusSnape:
How does the transformation agenda relate to this accident now?... Or may be we should blame GEJ for the accident.
#jokers

When we all voted for him then, did he make all these kuru-kere moves running from pillar to post. If he had given us d basic amenities of life, he won't have been doing this.

I've never seen where an incumbent does all these eleventh hour runnings just to winn an election before.

Take a look @ ds, he obtained a $200 million just. 2 weeks ago and he is negotiating for another $2 billion loan again. A sensible leader negotiate for how to reduce the cost of running d government annd thence avoid borrowing but d reverse is what we have here.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA.......

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Him for kpeme sef
Say yes to transformation
Say yes to jonathan
Say no to fake change

Hearing things like this from people like you make things worse for. PDP; U don't need to wish your opponents dead all in the name of politriks.

We keep on hearing the 2 aspirants signed "Peace aggrements", how can it work with people like you here & there.

The outcome of GEJ's frequent visits to Lagos is what we're all facing now.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA.......

South-West iis known for peace but for the frequent unwanted visits of :

J..... Just

O.....On

N.....Negative

A.....Assigbment

T.....To

H.....Harm

A.....All

N.....Nigerians

How can President GEj all in d name of winning an election embrace OPC and militias who now cause unrest daily terrorising innocent people about.
God is watching us all we'll surely account for all our misdeeds one day.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA.......

phlemzy:
It is now well known that the rally in Lagos by OPC calling for Jega's removal is in a bid to secure the promised billions of Naira.
The question is: has the multi billion naira pipeline security contracts awarded to these militants reduced the rate of vandalism as expected?

Who is to be blamed if not the clueless leader who could not think of anythhing postive apart from embrassing the thugs, militias as security forces. Why're we having the Naval forces ?.

We'll never learn in ds country and once these pple spread their tentacles; we'll all labeled them as rebels.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA.........

So na ds gambling of a thing GEJ & PdP they take Nigeria's affair do for the past 16 yrs.

Enough of this trash pls, vote for APC.

CHANGE !........

If GEJ can give us free & fair electio i.e for him & his PDPs not to tamper with the results;
GMB all the way !.
Everybody should be thinking of Plan B option for GEJ & his PDPs.......

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.......

Can somebody help me read these famous quotes of GMB and GEJ to the first lady to
know whose brain is dead or useless in term of functioning.

12 Amazing Quotes from Gen Muhammadu Buhari— They call him an illiterate with no
certificate.

1. I cannot change the past. But I can change the present and the future.

2. I am a former military ruler and a converted democrat.

3. I have heard and read references to me as a ‘former dictator’…I take responsibility for anything that happened under my watch now (this a leader).

4.Two things have bloomed in the present
administration: waste and corruption.

5. Because of the greed, profligacy and corruption, Nigeria’s ‘wealth’ has not translated to human development.

6. I assure you, if I become President, the world will not have to worry about Nigeria
as it is now.

7. To vote for the continuity of failure or to elect Progressive change. I believe the. people will choose wisely.

8.Any war waged on corruption should not be misconstrued as settling old scores or a witch-hunt.

9. I’m running for President to lead Nigeria to prosperity and not adversity.

10. As you all know, I had been a military head of state in the country before… But the global triumph of democracy has shown that another and a preferable path to change is
possible.

11. On corruption, there will be no confusion as to where I stand. Corruption will have no place and the corrupt will not be appointed into my administration.

12 I Muhamadu Buhari will always lead from the front.


10 Amazing Quotes from Goodluck Ebele Jonathan—
Ironically they call him the educated with a PhD.

1. Stealing is not corruption.

2. 80% of my advisers have nothing to tell me.

3. Two unmarried men having sex together is
corruption.

4. If you leave a goat and yam together, then the goat will eat the yam. You must
remove the goat from the yam to prevent
corruption…..corruption is not thief, thief is thief and corruption is corruption.

6. If I cannot fix power in 4 years, I’m useless, don’t waste your vote on me for
another 4 years.

7. How much did Jim Nwobodo stole ?. The money is not even enough to buy a Peugeot.

8. They, Boko Haram are my siblings, I will not send the Army to kill my family.

9. Boko Haram sponsors are people I dine with.

10. The USA knows more about our economy than I do; if any money is missing they would know about it.


NOW TELL ME, WHICH OF
THESE 2 CANDIDATES SPEAK LIKE A MAN IN CHARGE OR AN EDUCATED PERSON?

VOTE WISELY.
VOTE BUHARI/OSINBAJO......