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I meant N1,500 recharge card, not N1,500 sim card.

First SIM card, How i hate to remember the amount, MTN SIM for N21,500. the sim actually came with a N1,500 sim card. I used one silly Nokia 3210, but really felt like a big boy in 2002.

An Friend who wants to get married soon has two gals, he's considering settling down for one of em. He loves them both dearly and he is confused as to who he is to let go for the other. The first galfriend is 29yrs, while the second is 21yrs, n the guy himself is 30.

His mother advised him to jilt the 21 yr old gal!!!
Her reason: she is still young, still has time to forgive, forget and move on unlike the 29yr old, that may never recover from such heartbreak cos of her advanced age.

Should the guy go along with his mothers advice? Wat do u think?

The military commands yesterday, ordered the mammy markets in all its barracks nation wide to close shop by 6pm, the is against the normal closing time of say 10pm to 12am at various mammy markets nationwide.
News from the grapevine says the order is not unconnected with the recent cabinet dissolution by the Acting president, and also that some politicians who have lost out in the present power play may have been meeting there in a bid to invite the Khaki boys to take over.
It will be recalled that mammy markets and officers' mess has been known for its noteriety as a meeting points in the 80s' for such clandestine meetings over a pot of isi ewu and cold beer.

Whats your take on this?

Nope, you are rather being realistic in a way, but looking at it from your friends point of view, N2m will not get him a plot of land in the same area he's renting a house for N1.8m, He might not want to build a house just any where for reasons best known to him.
I for one will not have a property just anywhere esp if I will live in d said property, thats why I have not build a house to live in yet, I ll rather continue to rent till i have the kind of money needed to buy or build a property in area/location I want to stay in.

To err is human and to forgive is divine, She has proved to be of a higher mental capacity than Aondakaaa,

evenly apread development in all niger delta states is more appropraite than the so called FTO

Am willing to lend em money, just that conditions apply,
1, the wife is d collateral,
2, The interest will be serviced by the wife until the facility is fully paid up, in kind of course,
3, In the event that loan becomes deliquent, i foreclose the collateral.
guess dats simple and flexible enuff

PDP is not the only party in nigeria that rigs, virtually all parties do, moreso u rig where u believe you have strenght, its on this premise that i believe that the arrest of the APGA member is true,
No politican in nigeria is clean, Quote me anywhere, the only cry foul of marginalisation and all sorts when the odds do not favour them at that time in particular while claiming to be credible opposition, nonsense, Birds of the same feather, thats what they all are.

I am no fan of Amodu shuaibu, but i think the FIFA ranking is about right as we see it. looking back at the last 20 Games of our SE, its obvious that the statistics or wins, Draws and loses favours us well, not cos of Amodus' technical inputs or the Players commitments to all the games played, but rather by luck and providence by the God of soccer.
About Amodu, a tentative decision will be taken  on him by NFF tomorrow, i am of the opinion that he should not be sacked, but a sound technical adviser should be recruited to fill in the obvious technical gap in the coaching crew, while Amodu should remain as head coach, rem Christain Chuckwu/Westerhof days.

Good day,
Fellow nairalanders, pls who has an idea of the cost of changing a right hand drive 2008 accord to left hand drive.
Cost of all material to use and possibly a gud mechanic shop in abuja or lagos where it can be done real smooth and nice without issues in d nearest future.
Pls Hondas' place is outta it, they are damn too expensive,
Any idea on this pls,

Priest is free to paraphrase, innit?

Old joke, but still makes an interesting read,

@ real4life:

I read with dismay all you have posted on this thread, i live and work in in sokoto and i have a first hand experience of what transpired over d weekend. Truely, it started with an arguement in UDUTH on friday as an arguement over some religious issues, the lady in question was to be lynched but was rescued by someone who was eventually killed.
An igbo man with his son was killed and their house burnt, igbo traders in sahara  reacted and refused to open shops for biz on saturday in the whole of Sahara, Aliyu Jodi and Rijia area were all empty as Igbo men did not sell o saturday.

An Hausa woman was killed and robbed while she was saying her prayers by miscreants who took advantage of the already tensed situation on ground to perpetrate their evil acts.
The governor, alongside anti riot police men (mobile police), regular policemen and Soldiers saved the situation from degenerating further by quickly parading the whole town with APCs - Armored personel carriers.

If it was purely an issue of robbery by miscreants, how come three houses were burnt all on early hours of saturday. How come the governor took pre-emptive measures in the middle of the night to combat the situation.

The crises was real but was quickly nibbed in the bud thanks to the Governor.

Michelin89, speak out, are u ok?

Thanks bro am already on it. Will give u feed back on my progress.
Cheers.

I am a fan of the E series, presently i use two, E61i and E75, tho am no fan of browsing on fone, its reall dulling and restrictive, How do i get to hack my two fones, some 1 with a gud heart should come to my aid pls,

Hi guys, the zain data plan for 1k is the bomb, at least in my location. In a month i subscribe like 3 or 4 times cos of the usage,  multiple tabs using Internet Explorer 8. Its been wonderful,  thou as most ISPs, they sure have their own down time too. But on the average, its gud enuff. Right now my down load speed is abt 57kbps and d graph on d statistic section is peaking like crazy.
Cheers

Mutane na,
sannu ku da kokari, sai yau, ban san akwoi inda mu en arewa muke zowa nu e representing ba.
da ga yanzu, dole hin zo nan kulum, inzo in gai da mutani na, ina fata kowa de yana lafia.

onyinye2:
Who told you this wahala? Haven't you seen a black Pontiac Solstice, Lincoln MKS, Nissan Armada, Cadillac CTS, so on and so forth.

black makes a car look officious, the presidents car, senate president car, governors' car and all
but a red wine coloured car is a head spinner anywhere

@ keba,
u sure know what is sexy
red - better still red wine
embodiment of sexiness anyday, anytime n anywhere.

no rule is 100% correct in its entirety.
there are always exceptions.
but generally, guys prfer masculine colours, n ladies, subtle ones.

Car colours speaks volumes about the personality of the owners - no hard and fast rule about this though.
Masculine guys always prefer dark colour for their cars.
while females generally like shouty coloured cars.
some cars will look out of place in some colours, just imagine a baby boy in skye blue? yuck,
all the cars i have owned have always been dark coloured like black, coffee brown.

You have no business touching the money in the first place.
Since it has been consistent, the the error should be from the salary schedule sent from your office, else the bank official posting this would not balance for thet period and would have been discovered by now. Or somehow, another compensating error would have made up for the difference not being discovered.
Alert the account/HR section of your company and equally the your bank. but before then, make sure you have all the cash (doubly credited) back in your salary account.
NYSC, Goverment or who ever it is that made such error, doesn't give you the te,merity to withdraw the money.
you should have raised an alarm in the first month you discovered such, cos if the bank discovers first (assuming the error is from them), your account will be thrown in tro debit for which the debit interest will be borne by you which is an additional cost.
if you consider this a blessing, then stealing from your employer or bank is equally a blessing too.
Cheers.

its a simple problem.
1. Your car could be using leaded fuel as against unleaded fuel specified for the car by its manufactorer
2. Your oxygen sensor in either of exhaust pot 1, pot 2 or manifold could have gone bad, its commonly called
indomie by local meachanics.
3. it could men that the emmission level of your car is not as it should be, meaning its emmitting more
CO₂ than specified by manufacture as against standard in certain countries. cos nowadays most
cars are to meet ULEV (ultra low emmission vehicle) standard.
In naija, this shouldnt bother u, as its no problem at all, keep driving ur car. But once u see the maintanance light lit, then u have to see a mechanic.

Alternatively, take your car to adigital diagnostic centre, it shouldnt cost more than 5k just to diagnose, but of u ask my opinion, its a waste of money.

D1 or 1 means u are locking ur gear permanently on gear 1, good for upward hilly, bumpy roads.
D2 or[b] 2[/b] means u r restricting ur gear to gear 1 and 2 but not beyond gear 2. that means d car shifts from 1 to 2 but not beyond 2. Good for lagos traffic.
D3 3 means ur car gear can move from 1 to 3 but not beyond 3. good for driving in area with speed restrictions.
D4 or[b] D[/b] means unlimted access to wat ever gear you want to drive on, and is dependent on how u press down on ur accelerator.

some cars do not have D3 or 3. this is cos[b] D[/b] or D4 can perform that task effectively too.

I totally concur with Yewa man, Who ever i pick first i believe gets the front seat. For instance, i go pick my friend first and eventually my babe, its obvious my galfriend sits behind. Except my friend concede the seat to her, and not cos she request such anyway.

Good day nairalanders,
I have need for a good and reliable UPS/BACK UP with power rating of between 7.5kva to 10kva.
Any one with a good heart who has info as regards price, brand reliability and all should help out pls.
I will appreciate your useful contribution.
Cheers