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wat a question indeed?
E easy to fine?
Abeg if u wowo like radiant just posted, then keep ur sef for the reminants of fine bois like moi
cos the ladies will always come running afta guys like us
Meanwhile dont loose hope cos every jack must find his jill abi?

Vice president Atiku needs to get something in to his head - u cant oppose a goverment and be part of it. and moreova there cant be two captains in a ship. If his input is not needed in the present goverment, He should do us all a favour by dropping his resignation lik a honourable man n stop cryiomng lik a kid whose cradle has been snatched.
Making unguarded statments is unbecoming of a man of his position and status.

i roll on the floor laughing wen issues like this are being discussed by those who know little or nothing about the banking sector pay wise except from the snoops they scoup about in joints and beer palour.
It beats ma imagination  that nigerians who work not in the banks claim to know how much is being paid by these banks more than the employee  of the banks themselves.
The industry is a very dynamic one i must tell friom about 2 years of my being there as a staff - operations, and i can authoritatively tell you that  majority of the things n posts i ve read hia r nothing but the views of either those who lack basic knowledge abt the sector or outright gibberish save for some few post hia n there.
Most banks if not all review salary structure once a year!!!
Oceanic just reviewed recently n is the highest paying at least for now at the entry level, followed by ETb that reviewed like four months ago. Intercontinental reviewed 3 months ago n their pay aint bad- amongs the first 5 in the sector. Unity upgraded their package just last months too n the new one looks tantalizing too.
Some banks have good staff welfare package more that others that are not in their payment package- like Eco has a medical allowance upto a certain limit for every level that is not even included in their package while some other banks will include same in their emolument that will eventually bloat up the P/A income, while the payment structure of some banks do terribly affect the tax elements such that they pay more tax to the authorities/staff compared to other banks with the same compensation structure. For some banks, a largechunk of the pay package goes into productivity/performance - which u are not sure of earning unless certain criteria are met during the targeted period. So in essence, The figures being bandied around here are mere paper salary which may not in any way be used as a clue to the staff take home pay at month end.
In as much as i wont call figures not cos i dont know then but cos i dont want to be dragged into this petty issue into-to, i believe my clue will do good in clearing some dark spots on this discussion
Ciao  to all in NL

@ginger1

ur post says little or nothing about the real deed or misdeed that transpired between u n ur boyfriend. y? cos no guy will masturbate afterwards "finger" a babe wen he can do d real thing, "fingering" u on its own prove u aint a virgin or did he use his finger to disvirgin u?. the whole truth is not being said hia. i stongly believe you r either taking the forumites for a jolly coaster bumpy ride or plainly u r concealing facts. Peradventure u are telling the truth n the whole truth then ur chances/possibility of getting preggy is a meagre 1% or even less!! cos precum may or may not contain any spermatozoa needed for conception. In the first place who told u abt precum? shows u know more than the forumites thinks u do and that gives a high credence to the fact that u r just out hia to catch ur fun with this post of urs.
In essense, wait for ur period to come which might be a little bit delayed cos of ur anxiety, before u do any thing nasty. the best persos u can meet for advice, love n care is ur parent n nobody else. they wont kill u but would rather correct u in luv assuming u get preggy that is.

@josboy4lif
who told u it takes millions of spematozoa to fertilise a ripr egg? huh mr misinformation!!
all it takes to fertalize an egg is just 1 spermatozoa even for identical twins. only multiple eggs that gives rise to unidentical twins will be ferterlised by a spermatozoa each, ok.

Basically men have roving eyes and are easily moved by sight ie wat they see. While folktale has it that women marry men hoping they will change while men marry women hopin they remain the same. So in essence a man will wish his wifey remains younger wiill he grows old, huh how selfish we men folks are



It takes two to tangle. The wont be unfaithful married men if there aint willing single gals to bootlick and massage the ego of these promiscious married he goats by giving them sex cos thats the only thing a married man wants from any gal he decides to chase around albeit for a reason on the gals part- money.


most married men will nver leave their wives for the small gals they chase up n down wen the chips are down only the almighty jazz will allow such happen.

so young  gals out there beware when he comes out out with all kinda tale about how he doesnt lik his wife n woants to divorce her. Its just a ploy to sweet talk you into parting ur thighs and nothing more, after which he will run home calling the wife "he doesnt like honey"

Beware ! beware !! beware!!! All they are after is a dip of their suger sticks into ur orifice while giving u money so u also will be a glorified prostitute.

A word is enough for the wise.
peace 2 all

HI GUYS,
WATS IN A NAME - ITS JUST A FREAKING IDENTITY.
IF MY WIFEY WANTS TO BEAR HER ANCESTORS NAME FROM HEAVEN/HELL SO BE IT.
IT DOESNT BOTHER ME ONE SHIT.
BUT MY KIDS,
THEY GATCHA BEAR MY NAME FOR AS LONG AS TRHEY REMAIN MY KIDS UNTIL THEY R OF AGE.
IF THEM LIKE THEN MAKE THEM GO BEAR STONE/BUSH/TAYLOR/WWOD/SHIT SEF NA THEM SABI

B4 dan foster there was cool FM, so why should the exit of Dan be the end of cool fm
In a more serious terms, institution are built on solid foundations such that the existence of such is guarenteed even with the demise or exist of the founder talk less an employee.

Cool FM might even come out stronger, bigger and better for it. No beefs for Dan Foster anyway, For he's always ben my big dog

yettifattima i can of agree wit u. Plagiarism is too much with people posting wat we have seen a thousand ond one times as new. Most annoying is the fact that some may be lifted right from this site n edited poorly by giving it a new title thinking that alone is gonna make it look different.What a wishful thinking!!!

what did u just call the gals name? chi chi abi?

THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF GUYS WITH A COCONUT SCREWED ON THEIR SHOULDERS RATHER THAN A HEAD WITH ALL THE SILLY REPLIES IN THE THREAD ??.
CAN'T YA ALL C ITS A BAIT TO C HOW SERIOUS AND COMMITTED THE SAID GUY LL BE TO THE GAL HE WANTS TO MARRY?
I GET PISSED WEN SOME RETARDS KEEP SAYING "DO D THING WITOUT CONDOM" AND " PUT CONDOM IN UR POCKETS.
N FOR THE GUYS HE WAS LUCKY N DIDNT FALL INTO THE TRAP BY HAIRS BREATH, IF HE DOESNT CHANGE, GETTING CAUGHT ON UNFAITHFULLNESS IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME.


MY LITTLE KOBO

LOL
little Jonny is not only eavedropping but a peeping tom as well cos he was so graphic as per the "pinning down by daddy"

Thats a funny one. Recharge card for the deranged and mentally unstable to recharge their mental instabilty via inhalation of cannibis into their medula oblongata.
May God help them.

But wetin u too find go there??
U sure say u too no dey recharge that kain way?

so repulsive n dry

this is damn funny n dirrrrrty. .Nice one keep d keyboard clicking pls. More of stuff lik this

Another stale joke
Guys puuuuulease try n be creative,imaginative n original.
No puns intended please

Though its a nice one , but this joke has become stall over time

Its so funny dat people can not understand a simple joke.
For the retarded it means dat the plane has sniffed enuff coke that it cannot fly right again.