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curvilicious:
I've been so sad since noon. I need a job am tired of being at home MAN( Morning Afternoon Night)
Even if its omoodo(housegrh) work sef.

Benin mamas, plz help me before you hear I've lost my mind

Sorry mama.I know exactly how U feel. My first I had to stop work cos of ms and it was so boring for me oo. I ended up registering at a fashion designing school just to get busy. Couldn't finish tho as I couldn't go back after giving birth. If you can cope with standing, try applying to schools around you, Sure they will call you since schools are just resuming .or you could try and learn something new.

Pweetiebabe:
PRAYER MONDAY

Our lord and our father we thank and worship you for your grace and mercy over us...We appreciate you lord for our families,our work, relatives and for the gift of conception in us, daddy accept our thanks in Jesus..

Lord we ask for d forgiveness of sin from every conscious and unconscious sins,every inherited sins,every sins of blood shed from our days of ignorance that is crying vengeance against us in Jesus name.The bible says children are your heritage and the fruit of the womb is the reward is the reward, daddy we commit our children(those that has been born and those in the womb) into your able hands we pray u cover them with the blood of Jesus and barricade their life with the fire of the holy ghost.

We commit our nursing mothers into your hands, father strengthen them and take away every form of sickness and postnatal depression away from them, provide all their needs according to your riches in glory.(Amen)

Our husbands are in your care and mercy daddy, the wisdom, knowledge and finances they need to train our children and guide their homes in the right and Godly path pls give unto them.

We the pregnant sisters are in care Lord, we asks for Hebrew women anointing, anointing of ease, supernatural child birth in Jesus name. We pray we shall not cast our young or labour in vain in this journey. Your word in d book of Isaiah 66 vs 7 says FOR AS SOON AS ZION TRAVAILED,SHE BROUGHT FORTH HER CHILDREN, Ageless God we key ourselves into this word and pray before our pains shall come we will be delivered of our children (Amen)


Yoke breaker Your word also said SHALL I BRING TO THE BIRTH, AND NOT CAUSE TO BRING FORTH? SHALL I CAUSE TO BRING FORTH AND SHUT THE WOMB. Lord u said we should remind u your words and u shall keep them and u also said you honour your words more than your name, we pray all your promises and good covenant concerning childbirth shall come to pass in our life in Jesus name....We shall be save during childbirth, every arrow of confusion fired into the day of our delivery shall backfire in seven folds....We come against every form of stillbirths and premature births in Jesus name, we shall all go into the delivery room and come out rejoicing with our bundle of joy and testimonies. You shall work through Our doctors and nurses on our days of delivery and every medical appointment to favour us in Jesus name,we come against every forms of medical errors and mismanagement...

Thank you olowogbogboro, Arugbo ojo, Oba aiku for granting us our heart desires and answering our prayers in Jesus mighty name we pray. (AMEN)

Amen, Amen and Amen

euphorbia:
me sef don dey drink my son's ribena.so I just buy additional carton along side with his

Correct. Cold ribena is the new bae.

Prettyhurts:
Sleeping on duty. Kikikikikikiki. You can give her this one

Thank you jare. Mama. The guy just humble dey look me. Will I baby-sit and feed grade 5 children ni, egba mi ke.

Pls somebody should borrow me the most sought after isoko eyes ooo. This my headteacher ehn. Can't i Just take a nap during break in peace.

zaynie:
Pictures of your moimoi or I don't believe you


Cold ribena dey always make sense

I didn't even believe it myself.snapping it would av meant that I won't eat even a spoon. But really,I made moinmoin. Much sense ooo. My daughter was saying that it's like someone use to come and take this ribena at nite. I just yinmu for her.

proudmom38:
Pregnancy is the best phase in a woman's life (not to say the opposite)

Woke up around past 3am today with upset stomach and stooling plus dizziness that almost landed me inside Wc

I still managed myself to go to the market to get stuffs I will need for my anticipated moi moi, soup and stew only to go n fall down where I was buying prawns, pple where like madam sorry o, na hunger? Abeg go buy food chop o

I carried my dirty self jeje back home and na white combat shot I wear o

Me that want to do moi moi competition with zaynie na ontop bed I land put

I'm still feeling dizzy and each time I tried to get up the whole house will be spinning and dh is not around. Please what should I do or use to help my situation? This is my first time having this kind of experience......

Mamas please help my life o (ejoor e ma womi niran o)



In other news, please how do I preserve the moi moi leaf I bought to keep it fresh pending when I'll be strong enough to use it?



Iya Moyo @zaynie, abeg carry go oooo as u don do me otumopo make I for no win

Eeeyah,sorry teamie. Don't worry I ended up making the moinmoin on ur behalf tho I ate only half. The purging and the diziness has been doing me too. Anywhere I enter to buy something,I will ask for chair to sit first. my customers don dey talk sef but I no send plus my children ribena is presently in trouble. Once I feel dizzy,I pick one from the fridge and gulp. Ounje omo ni jare.

proudmom38:
Tomorrow is ekpoma market, let me come and go and buy leafs for my moi moi. Zaynie cannot come and be doing me strong thing ontop my phone screen again!

@Towerofgrace God bless you richly for this tutorial. I pray my moi moi comes out fine before mama moyo will come be laffin me

Chai!I envy pregnant mamas that will cook moinmoin and still have appetite after the whole stress. That was how I was craving amala with vegetable and strictly fried fish. I made vegetable,made stew for my fried fish,made amala finish and the food refused to enter my mouth.i just vex,drank water and went to sleep only to wake up 2 hrs later to serious hunger plus ms. Ended up soaking garri.

opella:
Good evening house, please has anyone taken tramadol during pregnancy. I complained to my doctor about the pains i've been having and he prescribed tramadol for me. Just curious

Pls don't take it ooo. My neigbour that is not pregnant mistakenly took two tablets instead of one that was prescribed for her. She was practically sleep-walking and sleep-talking the whole day. I really pitied her that day as she looked like she was going crazy

proudmom38:
Pele dear, hope you feel better now? No mind this our men, na mouth dem get lol.
It will soon pass jare, April is almost here

Almost here indeed. I feel like this April is just soooo long. Never felt like this before

Lol. Bees naturally don't sting until you are tempted to kill one of them or ur village people are at work.

OrdercityWeb:
Lol!
How come no lady has commented since. Abi did they......?

Oya pocohantas YelloweWest
Lalas247
Dominique
Sorry for the mention, but i know at least some of you folks are married or close to.

Seriously,I don't comment on issues like this but since you called on women. I will oo. Everyone has his/her own size in this market ooo but when you target a size that you cannot manage,you are simply doomed for life. My sister got dumped by a useless he-goat simply because she doesn't belong to his class of exotic babes.Everyone went there separate ways,married another person and d mumu is now telling me to apologize to my sister on his behalf for behaving so childish. His monthly salary of 250k cannot sustain him and his exotic wife for up to 2weeks without having to borrow from friends. I simply laughed and still laughing in Spanish.

[quote author=Lilliesbud12 post=60202020]Weldone Mama's in the house. please help me with this matter... I feel something in my throat, very thick like this,mucus like, I don't really know . It didn't even go away after vomiting this evening. please what can I do to be at ease there. Thank you [/quote
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Sorry mama. It's part of ist trimester package ooo,gets worse with ms. If you can take hot liquids,I think it should reduce although I have not tried it. I can only take cold water/liquid in pregnancy so I guess I'm stuck with the mucus feeling till 2nd tri

vannessa7:
this is a picture of my sisters baby who was 6kg at birth, two male nurses had to climb a chair and push her tummy from the top while she was given a cut down there, the baby got stuck after the head came out and the nurse had to grab the shoulder after the cut and pull him out, he didn't cry for a while and the doctor and nurses had to work on him, he is 7 days old today in this pics. Alihamdulilah

God is great. His works are unexplainable. 6kg baby passed thru someone's vagina. Your sister deserves an award.Congrats to the whole family

peggygee:
BA! BA! BA!
My princess arrived yesterday, at exactly 8:42pm weighing 3.5kg with a little tear. Mother and Baby doing great, father has been jumping and dancing since yesterday. Lol

I thank God for the grace and the privilege to be a mother.

I wish the remaining September mothers safe delivery of their Lo's. May God who did it for me do it for you all.

Cc: katchycouture

@jazzyjazz, tnks sis, your sis is now a mother.

Thanks to all who cared abt me and answered my sometimes weird questions, and also to those who checked up on me I heart you all.

B.S will be submitted later. Vigilante is very real

Congrats mama. God bless and keep our little princess

euphorbia:
@ last I have finished reading up....thank God I read on the pepper soup oooo.cos I have been craving for it for like 2 weeks now and I don't know how to prepare it...someone mentioned guava. I think I feel like eating that....team april

Welcome teamie. I'm also just hearing about this pepper soup . Although,I'm not a pepper soup fan on a normal day,pregnancy just makes me hate it more so I don't go close to it.

MumIbeji:
In other news, my breasts are so sore as if dey will fall off anytime soon.. . Disadvantages of having large breasts

Team April how we dey?
Cc: Proudmum38, Naomi14, toyeem

Even me without large breast,my nipple is so large and hurts terribly. We are just pushing. Counting weeks to 2nd trimester. It is well with us all.

kelizosuy:
Mamas ohhhh contraction is a bi.ch I swear. ��� this morning after peeing and coming out of the bathroom, I immediately felt like peeing again so I went to pee but this time it was small and I didn't even check the tissue after cleaning up. 5mins later I had this bad menstrual cramps for about 10mins and I called my gynaecologist and he told me to take sabutamol and sleep. Mamas please pray for me and my Lo because even though I'm eager to see my Lo I also want her to be termed first.

Pls take the sabutamol and give urself bed rest for like 3days. U will be very fine

kelizosuy:
Good evening mamas
I went to the hospital today and Dr said my baby is 2.5kg at week 34 and that I should eat with care now even when I weigh 69kg. If I knew about it before going to the hospital Shey I wouldn't have downloaded that big coke and hot egg roll then topped it with plenty sugarcane . Well he advised to start eating lots of veggies and beans and that my Lo is engaged now.

Good. Thank God. It will end in praise for us all

kelizosuy:
As at 30weeks my baby was 1.6kg but we are in week 34 now so I don't really know how much she weighs. That picture was taken this morning after eating 2 plates of food. Let me just take it as a first time mum thing

I think you should just mention it to ur doctor @ ur next appointment.not something serious tho. My 2nd preg,my baby was 1.5kg@ 30weeks and my gynea was a bit worried. He send for a blood count and my pcv came out low and i was placed on ranferon12,20 mls per day till I gave birth,baby came out @ 3.5kg at 40wks3days

Sitting down and waiting for the jist since ooo. Kpekus mamas,aw far. My 2nd preg was so sweet and filled with kpekus. When my stomach just started shooting out,I will do preggy mama on top and later switched to doggy when my tummy don overbig. But the kind of orgasm I experienced then no be here. Things that helped me- zero ms, has my sister visiting so lots of alone time with dh,I had very soft and glowing skin and lots of chilled amstel malta and kunnu and fried yam.

Nimi22:
This stretch marks/shea butter is still annoying me till now. I have used shea butter on my tummy right from day 1 and i was happy about my frosh stomach until last week when i shined torch light through mirror and i saw the lines. Yaaay na only cry i no cry o. Some days ago i saw small around my navek side too but i won't stop the shea butter cos i know it really helped me to this stage.

Sorry mama. I remember that feeling well.I keep consoling myself now with my darlings are worth the sacrifice jare. Its part of the package lols

Anugod:
Chai, your own good o, no stretch marks I bought my baby oil, shey make I begin the use am before baby? I bought one baby pack that contains oil, lotion, soap, jelly even sponge. Na so I carry the sponge say make I test am so I will be sure it won't be too hard on baby's skin then I fell in love with the sponge. Shey I will not help baby to use all his/her things first so? Dh was just looking at me like, this woman, you for tell me say na you we come do shopping for instead na
But izzit ma fault?

Shea butter is very good,especially if you can get the original unrefined one. I used it for my 1st pregnancy and I didn't have any stretch marks but I was lackadasical about stretch marks in my 2nd so I didn't use anything. My stomach was already filled with stretch marks by the 7th month.

Mikelowe:
Hello House.. greetings to everyone here.. Pls what is/are the medications for vomiting/ nausea in pregnancy.. my madam throws up every single day.. Is there any drug that could at least minimize it.. will appreciate ur contributions please..

NB; Preg is 13 weeks old.

There are drugs oo but not sure they really work. I was give lots but I can remember that I was given phenegal injection at the hospital,that worked for 24hours and it was back to square1. You can check in the hospital tho.

DarkRebel69:
Men who castigate single women who do not draw the reins on their sexuality and yet get into marriage with a virgin while expecting her to be as sexually dexterous as a Cherokee d'ass would be, are like HRs who want to employ a 22-year old with 35 years of working experience. Outrightly ridiculous.

Virginity? Pfft! It's only shallow and simple-minded individuals who would use something as triffling as the state of a woman's hymen as an index of her personality. Why do you think such metric only has firm rooting in African soil? Africans are leagues behind the rest of the world, so it shouldn't come as surprise that while countries in enlightened continents are making scientific in-roads and inventing cutting-edge technology, Nigerians are in a little corner of the world, squeaking like a family of rats and debating effusively over the tensile strength of a woman's hymen. Talk about grand misplacement of priorities.

Take for instance these two women:

I.) Woman A was born with a very low libido and maintaining her virginity until marriage would require little effort from her

II.) Woman B's libido on the other hand is on over-drive and it would require more effort and self-discipline on her part if she intends to keep her hymen in pristine form.

If Woman B, in two or three instances of blind lust, has sex with two different men, would we then say that makes woman A the better of the two?

I can't predict the future, but I can predict what my future self would want, and that is: a woman who can stimulate me mentally in many-sided ways, a woman who is of quiet and studious habits, who is beautiful and generous in those areas of the female anatomy that my lustful eyes have always found most appealing; a woman who can offer me adequate emotional buffer in those trying times when my wits and nerves fail me; a woman who is caring, loving, and who is a repository of worldly knowledge, and on whose wisdom I can rely on to serve as salutary and edifying influence on my kids.

Virginity does not make a woman have all those qualities I've listed out, and since I'm not one to rank exterior trivialities over inner qualities, I unapologetically say: "To hell with virginity".

Seriously, we are yet to get it right in this part of the world where a well-behaved girl who lost her virginity unfortunately to a rapist would be made to feel guilty for the rest of her life simply because she didn't offer her hymen to her husband. Some would rather commit suicide than get married. It is well with us all

Sansa143:
,now u have to start all over again!Gudluck!Shey,u suppose collect dis july,how u take 4get?Guess giddybaby tuk ur attention!Sorry dear,ur starting all over!

The anti tetanus,pls how many doses for 2nd or 3rd timers. Was given 1 dose for my second and d nurse told me dat since I completed d dose at my ist,I only need a booster kind of for subsequent pregnancies

Some ladies sha,she even knows that ur dh is married and with children. The thunder that will fire some girls ehnn.Pls don't stress ur self unnecessarily this period. It is well with you. And pls don't 4get to wake hubby up in the middle of the nite for a heart-to-heart discussion,tell him exactly aw u feel.

Nice information but this doesn't work for all women. Some women ovulate during their period and some immediately after their period. The point is know ur body personally and understand it

[quote author=Lilliesbud12 post=59975042]Good day mama's. Team April, we need a cappo o & am nominating Proudmum38...Biko don't ask me why just say yeeaaa if you support my motion.

Yeaaaaaaa,yeaaaaaaaa. Proudmum38 is the right cappo

Goldenheart002:
Zero MS
Triple size appetite and laziness
Early kicks, mainly from d left(if DH want to feel it, all he has to do is hit me, if I hit him back, LO will react)
Black bump( I wonder how dis one take relate)
Ugly face with spots (shebi na girl dey steal beauty)
Zero weight gain ( MIL says small space no dey contain girl)
A lot of other symptoms which I believe are mere MWT
But wetin fear me be say MIL tried tirelessly b4 she born one girl out of 5 wey she born i.e 4boys, 1girl and my mum always says its a must for wife to pick MIL's hand...........
My landlady also have 5boys with no girl, I no how it feels anytime I follow her shout d shout ........in all sha, I'm contented with healthy children from above

Lols. Very funny. My ist;plenty m sickness for more than 4months,ugly face with spots, ugly and black body with zero weight gain. 2nd;zero ms,beautiful and glowing skin,added like 12kg. Both are girls

gabby18:
She has already apologized to bouqee

Yes. I'm glad she did. I was quick to blame it on pregnancy hormones.

MumIbeji:
Evening mamas..

I'm a newbie here.
Team April reporting

Welcome teamie. Hope ms is doing you well.