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Hi.............too lame

Caroline,i hate you like lime

Cant share dat here plsssssssss

i want to toast u.............shikena

Hey beautifulest thing,u already knw wot im abt to say but it wld be a life time achievement for me to have ur numba to add to my phonebuk list of friends......

oh,i luv yu more than yu luv ursef..........even d devil can testify

Baby u go be my honey to chop my money

lov dis ........i cant stop laffin

Inked_Nerd(f): Quote Post

@OP: I wouldn't call this a toasting line. It's more like an anti-toasting line grin

Sometimes, I go up to my parents friends sons and start speaking to them in pidgin in a heavy village accent. Last guy I said these words to busted out laughing because he pretty much new I was kidding around.

Me: **Scoping area**, then spots guy... Walks up to the guy and says. . .

Me: Hey fine boy no pimple, I been dey look you for some time.

Guy: {uses Inked_Nerd's real name}, nne why are you trying to toast me? I be bread?

Me: Nna, why you dey do shakara? Of course you be be toast, make I be your butta!

Guy: grin grin grin na wa for you. With a voice like that a you eying me, I'm sure that enough to get any guy you want.


Na lie,dat one possible so? Fo those days dem,make girl toast guy.?

helep me tell em o

Teacher: Give any types of lines you know.

Student 1: Vertical line

Teacher: Very good. another line..

Student 2: Horizontal line

Teacher: Impressive..who will tell us the other one.

Akpors at the back shouted: me Sir..Sir!

Teacher: Okhay Akpors tell us.

Akpors: Caroline.

abeg broda march d throttle.
Make una ask if he don pay d dowry

The dowry doesnt mata much this time around,jst the feelings of.....she used to be mine?

Gudintent: Quote Post

It's not down to you is it?

exactli

edlion57: Quote Post

before you can consider that
1,should know the cause of the breakup
2,you shld be able to chose between the girl and ur frnd
3, do you really love that girl or is it lust
4, were will this r/ship lead to

Though,he wasnt d cause,but in this part of the world we are,dating ur friends formal girlfriend has a meaning attached to it. doesnt it?

2buff(m): Quote Post

Do you own her because you once dated her?

A good friend shouldnt do such,if he his reali a true friend. Out of 1001 friends out there, common he should atleast move further away and not picking oh his friend formal girlfriend. For sake of certain things....

blackbalang(f): Quote Post

Don't think there's anythg wrong.... But itz gona be awkward undecided

uh-huh

wots KPEKUS? no b fish net be dat?

GO BACK ,TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM..........u aint wlcm

suma na badt guy na

faints

This joke dry pass, aprokot fish

No vex sir

Nagging questions with Nagging response

234GT: Quote Post

If this girl dies and they bury her with her blackberry, she would surely update HELL FIRE TINZ!

This is d joke. HELL FIRE TINS

yes boss

chei....e don kpeme

Atleast, d girl sabi now

it is do

is this funny? seriousli?

FAIRY TALE? ABI NA DREAM?.......not funny

I onli like d part,wey say sweat gather for hm face

Dygeasy, KROKRO YANSH

OMO-IBADAN, obviously , u ll need a BABALAWO to interprete my write-up to u. DUNCE

Extra-effort

dis na?

Exponental: Quote Post

D gateman hasnt done any wrong, he was just updating with latest info.............. I will just laff @ myself.

Abi o,no b wetin i talk b dat,wey DYSENTARY OR NA dygeasy

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dey spit sputum frm hm foul smelling mouthy-yansh.

Dygeasy i don hear u jare my person

I bn no wan talk,but u don too find my trouble and u must see am double.

Gentle man lomo

oh, at the mention of ToyGod, my guy slipped off