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TV/MoviesRe: 50 Shades Of Grey Trilogy - The Movie (Release Date & Cast) by tpia5: 11:15pm On Jun 30, 2013
maybe leonardo di caprio, brad pitt or one of these guys:

http://news.moviefone.com/2012/02/13/ryan-gosling-channing-tat/#!fullscreen&slide=0

johnny depp, of course, would be a shoo in, but he might have women overly affected by the movie.

anyway, a lot would depend on who the director is.
TV/MoviesRe: 50 Shades Of Grey Trilogy - The Movie (Release Date & Cast) by tpia5: 11:09pm On Jun 30, 2013
^thats why i wasnt in a hurry to read the book.
TV/MoviesRe: 50 Shades Of Grey Trilogy - The Movie (Release Date & Cast) by tpia5: 11:06pm On Jun 30, 2013
nobody does romance better than james marsden, but he doesnt do x rated, i think.

they could put ryan gosling there perhaps.

i actually havent read the book/s yet, anyway.

i heard they're rather hardcore.

for the role, you need somebody with expressive eyes [i suppose]. Zac efron would fit that description, but again, the scenes are x rated.
IslamRe: 'A Woman Has No Faith Except That Of Her Husband' by tpia5:
BetaThings: Hahahaha. Nice observation.
As usual, it has been. You can find Christians who have permanently taken up camp in the Ialam section not posting a single word on the Christian thread!
AbdH: grin
Talk about being obsessed with Islam.
shouldnt you jump at the chance to convert them?

it means they find the section [or Islam] interesting, not so?

although they may be interfering with your groove sha.

how's ramadan, hope we do not have to fear the end of it? huh
CelebritiesRe: Eucharia Anunobi Preaching & Praying In Senegal by tpia5: 10:52pm On Jun 30, 2013
that hanky resembles snake sha, or is it just me? huh
PoliticsRe: Governor Obi Bows Out Of Politics by tpia5: 10:50pm On Jun 30, 2013
the level of greed and covetousness is very high.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op):
apologies for the use of the name, will change it if necessary.

however, i think the lady is a celebrity now, albeit an unintentional one.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op):
The Crowd and The Squid

The water facade shimmered faintly in the daylight, and fireflies darted around, like tiny dark gems with little pinpoints of light flashing every now and then. The young man wondered how he could see their lights glowing in daytime.

He sat by the shore and decided he’d settle there for the night. He was tired anyway. The colts were still busy in the distance.

His companion took his shirt off and said he was going for a swim. This seemed like a good idea, so the young man decided to do the same. He took his shirt off as well and carefully entered the water. The other man yelled he would follow suit.

The bay felt as refreshing underneath as it had above ground. The young man swam leisurely, coming up for air at intervals, but mostly going down to the depths and observing the wildlife on the lake bed. He saw different types of fishes, various colours and hues, and some startlingly blue sea fauna.

Something streaked by him, and he couldn’t get a good look at it because just then he had to surface for air, which he did, then dove back under and tried to follow the creature. He swam in the last direction he had seen it, and eventually, his effort was rewarded.

It was a huge squid. Maybe four feet long, with flashing lights of different intensities streaking on and off in rhythmic pulses. The lights seemed to be mostly in its midsection and also arranged along its tentacles. It swam gracefully, pausing occasionally to look at him with its round, luminescent eyes, and then streak off effortlessly.

He would have followed it further but had to surface for air. He did so and noticed, to his consternation, that he was further away from land than he had thought.


Back on the shore, the other man was engrossed in a conversation with a colt.

A little further away, a crowd of people had gathered. The young man trod water while he watched them. A woman was talking excitedly, pointing at the water, and the young man guessed she was talking about the squid, which was swimming leisurely a short distance from them. Its strobe lights were in full display, and could be seen clearly through the water. It circled slowly, occasionally jumping out of the water and spreading its tentacles and fins for a maximum glide. With its flashing display, it was quite a show, and the crowd by the shore was in stunned silence during the performance.

The woman at the front of the crowd was quite overcome with emotion and held tight to some men on the front line who seemed to be soothing her and holding her up when, occasionally, she seemed in danger of falling down. The young man heard them calling her Ra Morhtarr. Someone eventually brought her a chair and somebody else started fanning her in the humidity.

The squid glided a few more times, then headed out of the bay, to the open sea. The crowd threw a few fish into the water, obviously hoping to entice it into coming back, but it seemed the squid had other places to go, and everyone watched as it retreated slowly, flashing through the water. The crowd dispersed, Ra Morhtarr and her companions also headed elsewhere, and the young man swam back to shore.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op):
The Young Man and His Companion


The young man noticed the sun was getting lower and it would be sunset in a few hours. He pointed this out to his companion, and suggested they find a place to stay for the night. The other man considered this, then shook his head, indicating nay.

What do you suggest then, asked the young man.

I suggest we stay here for a while, double back and keep watching the colts, replied the other guy.
The young man argued with him for a while, but got nowhere. He eventually reached a compromise- they would watch the colts and scout around at the same time.

His companion disagreed with this, but the young man held his ground and threatened to continue the journey alone. This idea seemed to frighten the other man somewhat and he quickly changed his tune and agreed they needed to look for a place.

The colts were far behind them now, but the young man could still see them intensely and quietly going about their duties. They took the work very seriously and only took occasional breaks, Whoever did, was immediately replaced by another colt who then took up where the first one had left off. Their intensity was quite disconcerting and the young man wondered for how long they kept at the work, was it throughout their lifetimes? Because it looked that way.

They do other things you know, said his partner. The young man looked up with a start: the other guy had a habit of suddenly passing comments out of nowhere, all the while observing him slyly out of the corners of his eyes.
Ok said the young man. What other things do they do, seems you want to tell me.

Well, the second guy replied, after a while, they take some time off, as you have seen, and go off in search of balance. Wherever they find balance, they remain and continue their work from there, until a colony is formed. One such colony is what we’re looking at now.

Very interesting, said our hero.

They walked on and soon came to a wide bay.

It was a very peaceful one, and somehow reminded the young man of the ocean he had encountered at the beginning of his journey, prior to the storm.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op):
i have some stuff which i jotted down [pen and paper] about two years ago.

as soon as i locate the material, will inculcate it into this story.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op):
Breaking Social Ties


The colts were of different types, not all uniform.

They seemed to be divided into groups, and he observed the various groups hard at work doing different things. A group directly in front of him was pulling what looked like long strips from trees. They pulled the strips, examined them from various angles, then carefully walked over to another group and deposited the strips on the ground. Then they went back to get more.

A few of them passed by the young man while on their short journey. He used the opportunity to gaze at the strips they were carrying, trying to see what they were.

They looked like ties. No two strips had the same texture. Some looked brittle, as if they were made of glass, others seemed soft and spongy. All were brightly coloured, glowing faintly in the evening light. The colts carried them cautiously to their destination.

Those look like ties, the young man told his companion. He noticed the other man had fallen silent or at least wasn’t as chatty as before.

Yes, they are, the other guy replied. They’re social ties.

What does that mean our hero asked.

The other man gazed at him carefully, out of the corners of his eyes. It seemed he was trying to assess his expression.

Its just what they’re called, he said.

What‘s the other group going to do with them? Asked the young man.

They break them replied his walking partner. Then some of the different pieces are salvaged and used elsewhere.

I see, said the young man.

He decided to observe the group of colts where the ties had been taken, and he did indeed notice the ties being broken. Before long, there was a huge heap of broken ties and he saw yet another group picking up individual pieces and carrying them in various directions. Some brought wheelbarrows to cart away the loot, while others made do with segments.

There was steady input, however, from the first group bringing in the ties.

They constantly search for the tie bearing trees, said his partner.

The young man looked up with a start- he’d been engrossed in what he was observing and had almost forgotten he was walking with a companion albeit one who had appeared out of nowhere.

This is very interesting, he said. We learn something new every day.

The other man seemed to relax a little, they continued their journey.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op): 10:37pm On Jun 30, 2013
its miniature- check the post again.

as per galloping, i didnt use that term at all, where are you seeing it?

doe is a female deer.
CelebritiesRe: Eucharia Anunobi Preaching & Praying In Senegal by tpia5: 9:52pm On Jun 30, 2013
what is that thing in her hand?

i've stared at it several times now, still cant figure out what it is.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op): 7:50am On Jun 30, 2013
[Mixing a concoction in the Invention Room]

WONKA: Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation, and two percent butterscotch ripple.

Thomas Edison [1847-1931]
Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op): 7:48am On Jun 30, 2013
[Boarding the Wonkatania]
WONKA: All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by.

from Sea Fever
by John Masefield [1878-1967]

I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick, and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a gray mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.
I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call which may not be denied.
And all I ask is a windy day with white clouds flying,
And flung spray and blown spume, and the seagulls crying.
I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull's way, and the whale's way, where the wind's like a whetted knife.
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow rover,
And a quite sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.
LiteratureRe: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op): 7:40am On Jun 30, 2013
quotes from the willy wonka movie and their literary allusions:



http://home.comcast.net/~tom.brodhead/wonka.htm



WONKA: We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.


from Ode
by Arthur O'Shaughnessy [1844-1881]

We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams
,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams.
World-losers and world-forsakers,
Upon whom the pale moon gleams;
Yet we are the movers and shakers,
Of the world forever, it seems.

With wonderful deathless ditties
We build up the world's great cities,
And out of a fabulous story
We fashion an empire's glory:
One man with a dream, at pleasure,
Shall go forth and conquer a crown;
And three with a new song's measure
Can trample an empire down.

We, in the ages lying
In the buried past of the earth,
Built Nineveh with our sighing,
And Babel itself with our mirth;
And o'erthrew them with prophesying
To the old of the new world's worth;
For each age is a dream that is dying,
Or one that is coming to birth.
CultureRe: 11 Factual Similarities Between The Igbo And Ibibio-efik Peoples by tpia5: 6:49am On Jun 30, 2013
yes, they're the same, especially with the cult stuff.
PoliticsRe: 72 Hours After Aso Rock Drama, Jonathan, Amaechi Embrace In Public by tpia5: 6:35am On Jun 30, 2013
na wa for politics.
PoliticsRe: 72 Hours After Aso Rock Drama, Jonathan, Amaechi Embrace In Public by tpia5: 6:34am On Jun 30, 2013
amaechi looks very angry.



he actually looks like the guy in one of those james bond movies- the one set in jamaica.
TravelRe: Nigerians And Fake Accent by tpia5: 6:08am On Jun 30, 2013
drake2005: Lmao...lol. So you want us to stay back in countries and villages because of simple english and make hunger kill us all, habi?
if you feel strongly about accents, your best option is to stay in your country or village where you wont hear any.

if hunger has not killed the people there why would it kill you.
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by tpia5: 6:01am On Jun 30, 2013
this is like the salawa abeni and ayinde kollington fights back in the day.

won bu mi ko mo pe mo gbo o.
TravelRe: Nigerians And Fake Accent by tpia5: 4:21am On Jun 30, 2013
if everybody stayed in their country and village, there'd be no need for others to become paranoid over who is or isnt speaking with a fake accent.

i blame visa officials who just dash out visas like candy.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by tpia5: 3:33am On Jun 30, 2013
@ topic

if true, then i guess they feel the criticsm was because of their dressing. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by tpia5: 3:32am On Jun 30, 2013
mykelsmart009: emmm,dem say she show too much of her skin which is against d doctrine of Deeper Life
what will one not hear on nl. . . . . .


the lady was covered from head to toe yet she showed too much of her skin? huh
TravelRe: 5 Great Reasons To Live In Abuja . by tpia5: 9:03pm On Jun 29, 2013
my reason not to live in abuja, is the cost.

i heard its quite expensive.
AdvertsRe: Hot Spots To Eat In Lagos by tpia5: 8:49pm On Jun 29, 2013
interesting.
TravelRe: Nigerians And Fake Accent by tpia5: 8:45pm On Jun 29, 2013
PeeDaVinci: i think 2 different issues are being mixed up here - faking an accent and learning a new accent (and maybe, a new diction) to make yourself more understandable to some set of people.
one simple difference between the two is that, the former is based on assumption of the accent of a set of people based on movies you have seen, while the later is acquired by interacting with the set of pple using the accent
this topic has been done to death already, if everyone stayed in their home countries there wouldnt be any accent whether fake or otherwise.
CultureRe: African Images-sights And Sounds! by tpia5: 8:34pm On Jun 29, 2013
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by tpia5: 8:30pm On Jun 29, 2013
these ghanaian ladies just love calabar guys.

onila will definitely have some competition here if she decides her boyfriend will be from that area.

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