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Spirit of Okija: Nwokem I beg to differ...

Rochas' roads barely ever come with drainages.. Wait for my roadside pics of Owerri from my road trip

no wonder they jazzed your computer/laptop/ipad so it refused to load.

@ topic

i've seen about 95% of the movies listed on this thread.


what does that say about me i wonder.

anyway, i havent seen many recently made movies [most arent listed here] because i took a break from movie watching for a few years.

i dont watch them as much as i used to.

i'd rather go to the cinema and see Toy Story in my office wear!!!

funny.

if she still hangs around after all these, she's either desperate or another thing dey her matter.

mods are busy chasing unbelievers off threads in muslim section.

no time for unimportant matters like these.

Shymmex doesnt sound like someone who has never been to nigeria.

Actually, he seems like somebody who has never left nigeria.

Like, never been outside his village because even nigerians in nigeria can sometimes sound as if they're overseas.

Not so in his case.

Well, if he goes into the dating scam business, only a very f.oolish lady would be duped by him, imo.

He's not convincing at all.

Please, empty headed bats should not ruin the thread.

Even if he's 100, that's inconsequential.

As it is, he looks 30 sef. Hard to believe he's 49.

Even if you log in, there'll be nothing there.

Ask others how they coped with their own, since she's surely not the only person in nigeria who is that old.

Shouldnt this be in joke section?

General is usually for serious topics.


Somebody should tell maclatunji to come and move the thread, or else chase out all the unbelievers who are on it.

fellis:
maclatunji!!!
Why would you have thought I was a man?
My posts look manly or what?

Wow, so you're female? I'd never have guessed.

Maclatunji, this is good news for you- get to shacking.

fellis: Qualities I want in a wife:
1. She must be humble and submissive and ready to defer to me whenever I want, must know that the final say lies with me.
2. She must be a good cook, must know how to deliciously prepare my favourite dishes.
3. She must be very beauriful. Slim, figure eight, long mammy-water hair, smooth skin, preferably fair in complexion, luscious lips, cute face, white teeth that are well arranged in the mouth, big boooobs.
4. She must be good at "intimacy" abi is it intimate relations, (what did this man say we should be writing instead of s[i]e[/i]x)? . She must want it as much as I do and be an expert at it, although I also want her to be a decent and well-behaved person, but somehow I still want her to be a p[i]o[/i]rnstar in bed.
5. She must love me more than I love her. (No be me go be mugu for the marriage.)
5 and a half: She must be educated and working. Not just sitting at home to eat my hard earned money.
5 and three quaters: she must be a good and neat home keeper. Can wash my clothes, make my bed, keep the toilet sparkling all the time and scrub floors and remove cobwebs, wash plates etc.

Thats all for now.

Are you on gender reassignment or something. . . . .


This is too easy and extremely familiar, so i'll pass.

Awon were nairaland, lol.

Iyawo maclatunji.

Most of them dont like it when they're not on their little pedestals. . . .

Many happy returns to the governor.

having said all that, who is the preacher?

maybe he's tired of being chased by the opposite s.ex because women's desperation no get equal these days.

I don't think it is right for any preacher to use a whole tribe as an example during his or her sermons, especially when it has got to do with unfounded truths and wrong notions, even moreso in Nigeria, where tribal affiliations and linkages are very closely guarded, irrespective of religion

the bolded is a sensitive matter no doubt but bear in mind every tribe has its good and bad side.

what is needed sometimes is to rebuke the erring christian in a spirit of love.

but i see your point.


lord have mercy.

While I was in Lagos, I had to form quarrel with a lot of Yoruba and Igbo girls that insisted on moving into my house just because we had a fling.

fling meaning what?

s.ex?

dan Fodio's mother being from a certain ethnic group

i believe it was dan fodio's son who had a yoruba mother.

kenjudy: smh... may God have mercy!!!

amen.

yeah, it was to save your marriage.

921 views in four weeks.

oh well, could be worse.

mr mod, do your job.

you were on this thread very quickly when you were chasing out "unbelievers" before.