Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like To Bite Their Gf's Nose? by tpia5: 8:13pm On May 04, 2011 |
There is a tribe in malaya island where men bite off the girl's nose if he is not satisfied with her. oh, ok. only other place i can think of about the nose thing is rwanda. @ topic any mucus in there? maybe he likes the taste. |
Romance › Re: The Ugly Truth About Men,women Take Note. by tpia5: 4:50pm On May 04, 2011 |
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please suck a lemon. |
Romance › Re: The Ugly Truth About Men,women Take Note. by tpia5: 3:15pm On May 04, 2011 |
publisher: To you men out there,enough with the heartbreaks and fear of heartbreaks. I present to you the true nature of women,you dont have to agree with all these points but i assure you that digesting this write-ups will make your life better, somehow!!!
1. Most women cannot have sex exclusively with just one man,for the rest of their lives. 2.women are created with varied sexual appettite,some women can do without sex for a year,others cannot do without sex for a week. 3.A woman who's madly in love with one man can still have sex with other men but still love her 'man'. 4.Some of the best wives have lovers or boyfriends,these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the woman sane and free of sexual tensions,especially during mid-life crises. 5.If your woman is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or guy,DO NOT WORRY. But,if your woman starts making midnite calls and exchanging text messages with another man at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED. 6.Before you choose your woman,ensure she believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way,chances are that she will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life. 7. Most chronic naggers are faithful wives,they hardly have extramarital affairs. 8. Most 'extra' loving wives have lovers,these lovers keep the woman abreast on new ways of making men happy. 9.Your woman's lover or boyfriend is most times not interested in you or your home. He has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your wife's fone. He and your wife just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues. 10. As a man,if you go all out in a bid to catch your wife red-handed cheating,you WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussion,u will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen? 11. Judge your woman by her responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who she's giving 'doggie style' to in the office. 12.If u feel cheated as a man,go out and also look for an affair. If your kids suddenly discover that mum and dad both have or had extra marital affairs,guess what? They'll still love their mummy more than you,and will still go to her for relationship advice. 13. A group of married women can sit in a hair salon and openly discuss their extra marital affairs,but you'll never find out. On the other hand,as a married man,if u answer 'Tyronishia's' fone call in a beer parlour filled with strangers,your wife is likely going to find out. 14.Take it or leave it,as a husband,you can NEVER satisfy your wife no matter how hard you try. Not that she doesnt enjoy sex with you but as her husband and father of her kids,she cannot impose her deep animalistic and erotic sexual desires on you. As for her lover, even if she gives him stitches in his p***s or anus, she wont feel bad about it. 15. Finally,when the bible says that 'no one is perfect', it wasnt joking.
Goodluck guys!!! |
Celebrities › Re: Karen Igho, Nigeria's Bba Representative by tpia5: 3:05pm On May 04, 2011 |
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Politics › Re: Hausa Couple Doing Nigeria Proud in the World Of Pharmaceutical by tpia5: 2:48pm On May 04, 2011 |
I think everybody knows ABU is a good school.
At least it used to be common knowledge- dont know about now. |
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Booed On Met Gala Red Carpet by tpia5: 2:46pm On May 04, 2011 |
Was she and the husband linked to all these arab or libyan leaders?
This is quite different from her usual accolades in the press. Dont they normally keep such things out of the public eye. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like To Bite Their Gf's Nose? by tpia5: 2:43pm On May 04, 2011 |
Some nigerian women also doing the same. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like To Bite Their Gf's Nose? by tpia5: 2:40pm On May 04, 2011 |
from rimming to group sex, to what have you.
nigerian men importing all kinds of defilement into the country. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Should You Break Up With Your Boyfriend After Giving Your Life To Christ? by tpia5: 2:33pm On May 04, 2011 |
Azibalua: Even if you are over forty and intend to get married the right thing for you will be to stick to the word of god, you should not have an unbeliever as a choice for a life partner. This is not right. And also a lady does not give herself to a man it's wrong, God knows what's best for you and it's all scripted in the word,why not get to the word and find out what it says , also get to the pastor of your local assembly he will elighten you more. true but we still have to avoid a situation where people will blame the church for someone not being married. |
Romance › Re: How Can You Explain Your Boyfriend That You Will Not Marry Him, Without Hurting by tpia5: 2:29pm On May 04, 2011 |
lucky you @ poster. many women are wishing their boyfriends would marry them, to no avail. the guy simply refuses to pop the question. many are also even searching for boyfriends and husbands?  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like To Bite Their Gf's Nose? by tpia5: 2:26pm On May 04, 2011 |
because the nose is caucasaian looking, not negroid.
that's all. |
Celebrities › Re: Karen Igho, Nigeria's Bba Representative by tpia5: 2:19pm On May 04, 2011 |
she paid £4,000 for a bosom implant and a further £250 each night for 5 nights holy moly  how did she finance this?  |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo,sacked by tpia5: 1:57pm On May 04, 2011 |
he wasnt really sacked though.
it seems the position used to be a rotational one. |
Politics › Re: Defeated Governor Alao Akala On Revenge Mode - Demotes Alaafin Of Oyo by tpia5: 1:45pm On May 04, 2011 |
anyway sha, i found out the position used to be rotational, before akala himself changed it.
so now i guess he simply undid what he did. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Are Most American Teenagers Very Cruel And Not Nice At All? by tpia5: 11:57am On May 04, 2011 |
Btw @ mamagee you seem to be in a certain stage known as the preoperational one, which is typified by a tendency to focus on only one thing or idea, as if life in general is static. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Are Most American Teenagers Very Cruel And Not Nice At All? by tpia5: 11:53am On May 04, 2011 |
Is that different from the usual gossip and backbiting we see everywhere everyday?  Teens copy what they see from the wider world, and besides, adolescents are known for such behaviour. Lord have mercy. Cant underestimate the value of my nigerian education sha, though different strokes for different folks, since we cant all have the same experiences. |
Culture › Re: Can One Be Truly Nigerian If They Can't Speak Pidgin by tpia5: 11:45am On May 04, 2011 |
Not every nigerian speaks pidgin.
My dad never spoke it as far as i know. |
Culture › Re: Post Yoruba Traditional Wedding Pictures. by tpia5: 11:31am On May 04, 2011 |
Yoruba and igbo arent the only tribes in nigeria btw. Ijaw is also there and the current president is from that ethnic group. So i'm surprised more people arent trying to identify with them. Oil money and all that?  |
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Politics › Re: Defeated Governor Alao Akala On Revenge Mode - Demotes Alaafin Of Oyo by tpia5: 11:14am On May 04, 2011 |
Wahala dey. |
Celebrities › Re: Bimbo Is The Sexiest Yoruba Name by tpia5: 10:55pm On May 03, 2011 |
Hmm, i just love busting some people.
Poster is bimbo the name of your girlfriend or fiance. |
Celebrities › Re: Does Genevieve Rock The Swimsuit? by tpia5: 10:37pm On May 03, 2011 |
These photos might edge her closer to hollywood or a hubby for sure. How on earth did ty bello get her to look so natural and as if she's actually having fun and genuinely enjoying the photoshoot?  Ty is awesome- i didnt know she was this good. |
Nairaland General › Re: Seun, Do You Care About Your Forum? by tpia5: 9:29pm On May 03, 2011 |
Unfortunately, the scammers, human traffickers etc do outnumber the ordinary nigerians, especially overseas and in the large towns and cities at home.
Little anyone can do about it.
If you see anyone disrespecting a group of people, try to register your displeasure.
That's about all anyone can do. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Signals From Subconscious Soul? by tpia5: 9:25pm On May 03, 2011 |
Poster
turn your subconscious over to Jesus- that way you need not worry too much. |
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Romance › Re: Mixed Couples And Racism On Both Sides by tpia5: 9:10pm On May 03, 2011 |
Katy86
how you raise your children is up to you.
They're your kids- raise them however you see fit.
Its not a must they must know nigeria- afterall there are many half nigerian or half african kids who do not know their fathers talkless knowing about their father's countries or culture. Even many who do know their african fathers but know next to nothing about where the father came from.
Nigeria is overpopulated as it is, i'm sorry to say, and we still have a lot of things we're trying to straighten out about the country. Heck, we dont even know if we'll remain one.
So if you raise your kids as 100% german, good for you. The most important thing is to have reasonable parenting skills regardless where the kids are raised.
I of course am assuming your boyfriend isnt a scammer or drug dealer or some other unsavoury character of course. You said he's hard working so i'll assume he isnt even though you opened a thread the other day celebrating a drug dealer who you said your friend is dating. |
Nairaland General › Re: Seun, Do You Care About Your Forum? by tpia5: 8:58pm On May 03, 2011 |
Poster you want to spoil business for the myriads of 419ers, scammers and touts who use this site for their nefarious and illegal deeds.
Let's not f.ool ourselves- these people probably outnumber the ordinary nigerians who arent involved in such stuff. |