₦airaland Forum

0hsisi:
Her judgement day is nigh

0hsisi:
AKIRIKA!!

egwu eburu la gi bia this side
mmonwu

0hsisi:
Oga o
i'm entering my coven to eat some more babies and fortify
bind me!
ajo mmuo
cast me out of nairaland so i can stop chasing yoruba privates here!!!

Beaf:
We're only trying our best to save a fellow Nigerian o! And I think it is working a little, because winshes like my mama normally spend their spare time in the evil forest, running after wild animals to use in their jass.
she had me along the way, though i know i like a f0ol. . . i know i'm a baboon.

0hsisi:
forget all that david
remember ,I have a crush on all living males
wait small make I gi am M.I tonite and free nairaland
suffer not a winch to live
says the old testament

thats why i was routed from my village and cant go back

0hsisi:
I was bound seventy X seven times
Odighi ihe ajo mmuo puru ime m
a dim well covered

0hsisi:
she's busy scanning through my posts
what an accidental collision of half a spermatozoa and a retired egg

0hsisi:
Onye ara ogbete like her
I have never seen such a frustrated being
she should be at an all night prayer meeting praying for a man
at nearly 50 she is here night after night fighting with men she could have easily breastfed

Overtly concerned?
Yoruba men are romantic,I'll give it to them anyday
I dated a few so I'm speaking from experience
They are also blessed anatomically,is that a crime?
should I not speak the truth again because I'm married?
Now that I've confirmed those facts, go and find them out for yourself

udezue:
I will personally shoot u if I could for that statement. Are u even Igbo? U are a big disgrace. silly gay.

0hsisi:
Overtly concerned?
Yoruba men are romantic,I'll give it to them anyday
I dated a few so I'm speaking from experience
They are also blessed anatomically,is that a crime?
should I not speak the truth again because I'm married?
Now that I've confirmed those facts, go and find them out for yourself

0hsisi:
Yoruba men make good lovers,they are also very romantic smooth talkers .

0hsisi:
FGGC New Bussa eh
In that case pro unitate!
I hope this is not Yinka my strongheaded school daughter in unity house

0hsisi:
I must confess,I haven't seen becomerich since I came back,is he Ok?

0hsisi:
ROFL

I miss him (becomerich) too.
we need him here

Beaf:
Am telling you!
Somebody should catch my mama and and preserve her in a museum so that generations to come can see the true face of belzebub!!!!


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0hsisi:
Please don't insult me
I don't drink that smelly burukutu
I drink ogogoro

Beaf:
my mama is more used to flying at night and sucking babies blood. She'd a true winsh.

0hsisi:
Tosh yeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o kwa Tosh bu onye a ??
let me go and put ya name now now
Tosh Nkem kwa?
k'am bia kwa!

Beaf:
too many nlers are just  trying to cure my incurable madness.


and my family madness begins. my mama is mad, my papa is mad, my auntie is running unclothed     


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Beaf:
i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mental!
do i think because my mama is possessed by 7 wicked demons that are wrecking my life, others should see me and start crying?

If i ever see anybody crying after they set eyes on me, it is only because they pity me.

Beaf:
I am not Yoruba; there is nothing wrong with typing in English.
Nigeria does not need ranches. Such attractions are a good thing to have though.
If other states feel the need to build ranches, there's nothing stopping them.

Beaf:
The thing that makes it difficult to discuss with you is that you are extremely tribalistic. It doesn't help.

mother putting condomS in her daugthers bag wen going back to the university and telling telling her to take it easy

Beaf:
Obudu does not belong to the federal govt. So "leaders" can't insist on anything.