₦airaland Forum

IamAtribalist:
who is this one? Identify yourself. blah whine .

do you see my moniker?

that's how to address me.

how should i address you?

just curious.

just here to read the comments.

what about husbands to be though.

Sugarhugs:
So sorry about that, there is really nothing you can do about it, rather than hope and pray he remembers you and comes back.

all three of the women should be hoping and praying he comes back?

the three known ones I mean.

When he was leaving, he packed my wedding gown, the certificate and every other thing that could be a sign that he married me and when I asked why he said just to reduce my load when I am coming.

lord have mercy, where do you folks meet these people?

What can I do?

what else can you do but move on

OrlandoOwoh:
I've noticed that and have countered him.

looking at the strange picture he posted there, I doubt he's even in Nigeria, possibly elsewhere in Africa perhaps.

I hope it's not Libya.

IamAtribalist:

When I visited South Africa 5 years ago, I met an old Zulu chief who told me the Zulu (his people) traded with ancient Yoruboid/Edoid tribes as far back 700 years before the Europeans came to the the Horn of Africa. Apparently (According to the chief) these conehead amala-eating muthafvckers and their Edo brothers build sea vessels that traveled from Western coast of Africa down to the shores of South Africa. I asked him how he knew they were Yorubas and he said all he knows is that those people came from the same place the present day South Westerners reside today - and the story has been passed on from generation to generation. He said grandfather visited Nigeria pre-independence and was able to swap stories or oral tradition of trade with some of the Egbas of the South West.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i like your stories, do you have more.

is this one from the long lost "Portuguese archives" which recently resurfaced.

women always have to go the extra mile to look attractive.

see how she's so uncomfortably posing while the husband is all smiles since he doesnt have to do the same.

lord have mercy.

not easy to be pretty, i feel for women.

pluck this, paint that, pull one, attach the other, do beauty treatment, do this, do that, etc etc ad infinitum.

fear of ben bruce is the beginning of wisdom.

^ what he said.

kettykin:
Hello all,aside the oil industry mining oil resources in niger delta and the banks owned by majority delta igbos but by some reasons are located in lagos.

What really does the south west offer Nigeria.

nairaland, so you can voice your questions and opinions.

Ariyke:
no I can't

obviously not.

Ariyke:
it's actually from OAU and finestboi is a student too that I can attest to

can you attest to your own self?

I'm not into nairaland make believe where monikers are what they fantasize about.


una go soon say una na Buhari.

the publication is not from OAU and neither is the op or you yourself.

Fynestboi:
Let not derail will give you mention.

continue doing what you do best.

linda and her house, hm.

Fynestboi:

eyah, na so e dey do una when you feel you have a little power.

your eye will soon open.

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sound clip?

nossycheek:
I wish they have a defattening room. I needdddddddddddddddd one

they should have those as well i guess.

kobojumkie:
The defattening room has that Taibo dude on the screen telling you to get up and dance the weight off.

hm

does dancing get the weight off though.

ApexTitan:
Efik men probably had a fetish for BBW back in the days past. That fetish probably must have waned after the marriage aged and excitement of the wedding had waned. By then the realities of a fat wife would have started hitting home, the shortness of breath, the constant sweating(especially in those days without electricity or air conditioners) and the aura of unattractiveness that usually accompanies overweight people would have taken their toll the man's libido.

He must have compensated by over working his imagination, wondering what the supple women of other tribes must feel like, heck he must have considered the young maidens in his land, the ones who weren't eligible yet for the fattening rooms. Ah, to be with a woman whose weight didn't get in the way of the indulgence of this very primal urge... These thoughts must have crossed his mind. Alas he was stuck in a society that had directed that overweight women were desirable, how dare he break free. The women would not allow it, they had successfully turned a condition that ordinarily should have counted against them into an advantage - by being fat they (according to custom) still had some currency in the attraction marketplace. Afterall wasn't it the man that said he wanted big booty?

The Efik man of today must really be thankful for evolving customs.

true that.

loomer:
If the person de chop and e no de fat nko?

wahala.

although, that would be considered better nowadays though, skinny is in.

liveyourlife:
Dumb-ass students. In the age of the Internet, young intellectuals still have the guts to produce such fuckery?

Newspaper ko, newspaper ni?

Will the SUG President even read it sef

the op posted it, doesnt mean it's from OAU.

he is always trying to make the school look bad.

some kind of beef or maybe paid mercenary.

and of course it was moved to front page immediately.

neither will you ever see anyone clamouring for dislike button on such threads.

PAGAN9JA:
i do not hate english. but at the same time i like my own language better and have a duty to promote it. to prove that, click on this thread and read the second post:

https://www.nairaland.com/995905/how-does-it-make-feel

being multilingual is not a crime, is it?

we all have our own languages, however since the world is a global village, many people end up speaking multiple ones.

and anyways, one of my objectives was for you people to enjoy the music and give me opinions. .

well, it's new i guess.

that's nice.

OkparaJesus:
I rep OAU

do you?

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ezeagu:
Biafra is not a Portuguese words, it's probably a corruption of a town name in Cameroon. There is no Portuguese village named Biafra.

it's most likely origin is Portuguese, from Biafara, Biafar or Biafare

op you seem to prefer low quality, why is that?

almost everything you post about OAU is negative, and there is still no evidence you actually attend the school.

are you working for the private unis?

seun osewa, what's going on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYXjXi8PtzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjUz9pGnN9g

In the Female Body seducing spirit stays in their lips,eyes,armpits,buttocks,breast,palms,toes,navel,hips,backside,hindlegs,teeth,Private part,head,neck,arms or shoulders.

lord have mercy, when e no be ebola.