aoni r'ogun doppleganger these ember months o.

amin, l'oruko Jesu.

obipyper:
Can I become a british citizen if I give birth to a child of which their mother is british?

not sure, you should google it maybe.

i think that's Tanzania, ask Tanzanians since most Nigerians wont have a clue.

Zinicc:


I now understand why my mammy sleeps around..it's in my family.
Just continué asking her to show me my pappy maybe one day she will remember..
Goodluckto me with that!

i know you're looking for who will join you in your misery, but you have to keep looking, sorry, i cant relate with your painment.

just embrace any of the people who could be your papa so you can stop attacking folks on social media.

somebody said war, you changed it to w.hore, another person asked why the error, you now started soliloquizing about your unknown papa and your streetwalking mama.

My fault i guess?

Duru1:


There are two sets of Yari.ba peeps that tend to naturally gravitate toward Ndiigbo. They are peeps from Lagos State and Ijebu from Ogun State.

imo.

that's not news like buying half a billion naira house.

Zinicc:


I'm crazy

perhaps so bro, however, the poster said "Biafran war", but your mind saw "w.hore".


I never made the connection like that prior to now.

hm!

never forget boko haram needs women to warm their beds!

dem get internet too o!

Zinicc:


I used to know you are a whor.e.

war/w.hore ?

yay

op, what's the route?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe7Mv7R1hyk

cant she hire a male model to pose with her as if they're dating?

Those cows be like. "If only this were bar beach".

or, "bar beach things on my mind".

Ohaneze Ndigbo in Akure?

This is very serious.

Models cant eat much though, they have to stay skinny.

as per N1000 a day, is that small for back then?

Are some men scanning these boards for potential wives or girlfriends?

Do we prefer (ie spend all our energy) having one person as celebrity instead of working for community as a whole?

Richie0974:
Hmm...so what's the significance of riding a she-camel instead of the horse

horse is Hausa culture, camel is Tuareg culture.

Nairaland and pictures, smh.

What is wrong with nigerians?

Or is it nairalanders.

See fulaman.

he can probably help.

Do i sound sad like you?

Show evidence plz.

btw, dont derail the thread.

if i didnt call your name, waka pass.

any resemblance to your life is coincidental. I dont know you from adam.

Na only that you see for church.

Always carry hand sanitizer with you everywhere you go.

you dont want people shaking you with the same hands they use to wipe their butt after pooing.

na the person wey give una visa i blame.

alternatively, just refuse to shake anybody's hand, its not by force.

as una don grow wings thanks to the friendly westerners!

where is this "development" people keep referring to though?

the one in lagos?

it's more appropriate to admit the fact that you are simply earning a living just like everyone else, which one is "development" and where is it?

see how someone was talking of mining rocks and whatnot, where is all that coming from?

Dekatron:
Nothing.




So far I LOVE MY WIFE DEEPLY, Family can suck my Díck.

IamLEGEND1:

"ENVELOPE UR COLLECTIVE LIPS AROUND MY PHALLUS AND APPLY SUCTION"

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do you folks regularly do that in your families, or why are the expressions so natural to you.

see horseband material, na person go marry una.

GodMode:


They are not shivering.. They are making plans to legalise their stay.. And this must be rejected by the yorubas...

that's what it looks like.

i just dont know why Yorubaland is so attractive to all and sundry.

You say they are accommodating, folks will rush there.

You say they are not accommodating, folks will still rush there.

wetin dey southwest wey dey draw the whole world nah? Which cant be found anywhere else.

just wondering!

Did he really wear a beaded crown?

Up till now i havent read the story, dont have time.

if he did, who made it?

kayvandutch:

Look at prices of houses in Banana Island,this house is even the cheapest one you will find. Obviously the property market In Lagos and Abuja thrives on corruption of Nigeria's political class who have money sitting in their accounts meant to build hospital and roads at sitting in their bank accounts which they hope they make clean by investing in real estate.

nigerian rich people actually wouldnt buy the house at that amount.

they are not as gullible as you're trying to make it seem.

Is this attempt at oluwole btw.