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Evolutionlove:
This Is too detailed, Pls take this post down because I'm currently doing my own research and development and building my own model. The level of gullibility and Ignorance In Africa Is very massive for cashing out for those who can make use of their third eye. I'm a Capitalist In the making and I will be entering the market with force and will hit these urchins and cashcows hard....

Bad guy.Take it easy on the ignorant crowd.

2nd week of May for disbursement? Another epic failure loading.

Quote me anywhere, those clowns have no money to disburse.

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

Check out some of the strange and funny leadership positions in TELPECON. Got it from their website (TELPECON dot org).

Elizabeth Praise (mama ishiba) is a Prof and a diplomat in TELPECON . In case you don't know, she's the lady with the HIV cure. Yes! Hundreds have been cured already. Order for some vials/capsules when you are collecting your grant o.

Enjoy the list

*** GM: HOST COMMUNITY, TRADITIONAL LEADERS & REHABILITATION
MRS DOMINION DAVID ISHAYA Bsc.


*** GM: CONFERENCE, SEMINAR & INDUSTRY
REV DR. OKAH SAMSON D. THEOLOGY


**** GM: FOREIGN SERVICE, DIASPORAS AND INTERNATIONAL MISSIONS
PROF. ELIZABETH NGOZI PRAISE (D.THEO)

****CHAIRMAN BIOGRAPHY BOARD OF DOCUMENTATION AND PROOF READING
JOHN BIGWAN LLB.LAW, BL, LLM (in view)

*** GM: MEN AFFAIRS, TELPECON
PASTOR UDOH, DANIEL D.Theo, Bsc Public Admin

If you like leave pressure group and form 10, 000 pressure cookers, Elomama and co have no money to disburse.

They new maradonas in town are THEOBARTH, OSSEA, CANDLELIGHT

Ossea wants to start a fake cryptocurrency even when them never disbursement one kobo.

Sirjudy1:
SEM, TELPECON, OSSEA, GOLDEN BRIDGE, THEOBARTH, etc are all the same, united by one common denominator: lies and deceit.

SEM started it, and the principle is fairly simple: Device a means to raise small amounts of money from a very large group of people... Make the money small, and promise a big return. Preach about taking risks and whatnots... And cash in millions from them.. The little amount each person pays is not so significant to cause much feeling of loss, but more than enough when pooled together to enrich those urchins that propagate it. Nice strategy.

The ingenious plan worked like magic with the defunct SEM led by Donald Olorunkeyede. Now like every scam before it, once a new system is developed and proven to "work", others would begin to dive in, head first, and reap from it until it would eventually "cast".

Remember the days of ponzi schemes? It started with MMM, and people were getting scammed quietly and peacefully until some boys began to punch their calculators and realized how much Mavrodi was probably cashing out on daily basis.. then, boom, other scammers joined the queue...

You are welcome, it's the same principle that's at play here.

Anyway, back to the main gist.

The "success" story of SEM swung others into action. Telpecon decided to repackage SEM's product and surprisingly they did it so well that it sold to the same customers that bought SEM. And, of course, some new customers came on board. Fantastic! Incredible! Ingenious!

Oh, I forgot to add that everything sells well "In God's name" in Africa. Telpecon knew this and rather than use a lawyer as SEM did, they decided to step up their game with canonical titles. It boosted their game, and made everybody to believe that Telpecon is not SEM, and SEM is not Telpecon. Telpecon was instead the promised messiah that has come to right the wrongs of SEM. I have never understood how religion can turn a professor into a brainless zombie, but, yes, it happens. Every time.

Anyway, let's roll on:

One Rev. Elomama came on board and began the game began.

As the success of Telpecon was taking its glorious ride, others began to spring up, to get a huge chunk of their own cake. Of course, each was based on the same storyline. The story is easy to sell in a society that is too lazy to engage in research. Suddenly, nameless donors began to spring up from around the world to offer free grants to Nigerians, and funds from these people are there for grabs.. of course, for a little token.

Then the game started;

Commonwealth grant,
Theobarth grant,
OSSEA grant,
Rohoboth grant,
MTN SIM grant,
Candle light grant,
Freedom grant,
Young fishers grant,
Access banki grant,
The list is endless...

Each of these grants promises to give millions of naira to their subscribers so long as they can register with some amount of money, and buy the ID card, face cap, t shirt, pay for verification, pay for capturing, blah blah..


And what's more striking?? All these "grant providers" are headed by "men of God!"

One thing about a populous, largely uneducated, and impoverished third-world society is that whatever branded with "foreign" and "religion" sells well, so its no big deal that all these grants have millions of people that commit their meager resources to it, expecting a huge return which will definitely, never come.

People like OSSEA have decided to use their large pool of people as a business model, and I even heard the leader talking about starting a cryptocurrency in which he plans to force every beneficiary to invest in.

The drama will keep unfolding, and we will keep watching. But the earlier you all wise up, the better.

Peace!

The donors (aka beneficiaries) are forming a pressure group to expedite disbursement. A complete waste of time.


I have told them here: if you like form pressure cooker, Elomama and other pestilential bastards have no money to disbursement except, of course, fatuous and asinine updates

Sirjudy1:
SEM, TELPECON, OSSEA, GOLDEN BRIDGE, THEOBARTH, etc are all the same, united by one common denominator: lies and deceit.

SEM started it, and the principle is fairly simple: Device a means to raise small amounts of money from a very large group of people... Make the money small, and promise a big return. Preach about taking risks and whatnots... And cash in millions from them.. The little amount each person pays is not so significant to cause much feeling of loss, but more than enough when pooled together to enrich those urchins that propagate it. Nice strategy.

The ingenious plan worked like magic with the defunct SEM led by Donald Olorunkeyede. Now like every scam before it, once a new system is developed and proven to "work", others would begin to dive in, head first, and reap from it until it would eventually "cast".

Remember the days of ponzi schemes? It started with MMM, and people were getting scammed quietly and peacefully until some boys began to punch their calculators and realized how much Mavrodi was probably cashing out on daily basis.. then, boom, other scammers joined the queue...

You are welcome, it's the same principle that's at play here.

Anyway, back to the main gist.

The "success" story of SEM swung others into action. Telpecon decided to repackage SEM's product and surprisingly they did it so well that it sold to the same customers that bought SEM. And, of course, some new customers came on board. Fantastic! Incredible! Ingenious!

Oh, I forgot to add that everything sells well "In God's name" in Africa. Telpecon knew this and rather than use a lawyer as SEM did, they decided to step up their game with canonical titles. It boosted their game, and made everybody to believe that Telpecon is not SEM, and SEM is not Telpecon. Telpecon was instead the promised messiah that has come to right the wrongs of SEM. I have never understood how religion can turn a professor into a brainless zombie, but, yes, it happens. Every time.

Anyway, let's roll on:

One Rev. Elomama came on board and began the game began.

As the success of Telpecon was taking its glorious ride, others began to spring up, to get a huge chunk of their own cake. Of course, each was based on the same storyline. The story is easy to sell in a society that is too lazy to engage in research. Suddenly, nameless donors began to spring up from around the world to offer free grants to Nigerians, and funds from these people are there for grabs.. of course, for a little token.

Then the game started;

Commonwealth grant,
Theobarth grant,
OSSEA grant,
Rohoboth grant,
MTN SIM grant,
Candle light grant,
Freedom grant,
Young fishers grant,
Access banki grant,
The list is endless...

Each of these grants promises to give millions of naira to their subscribers so long as they can register with some amount of money, and buy the ID card, face cap, t shirt, pay for verification, pay for capturing, blah blah..


And what's more striking?? All these "grant providers" are headed by "men of God!"

One thing about a populous, largely uneducated, and impoverished third-world society is that whatever branded with "foreign" and "religion" sells well, so its no big deal that all these grants have millions of people that commit their meager resources to it, expecting a huge return which will definitely, never come.

People like OSSEA have decided to use their large pool of people as a business model, and I even heard the leader talking about starting a cryptocurrency in which he plans to force every beneficiary to invest in.

The drama will keep unfolding, and we will keep watching. But the earlier you all wise up, the better.

Peace!

What a clear-sighted analysis! You are incredible!

Please endeavour to check this link out: https://www.nairaland.com/6163262/know-anything-telpecon

All of una making noise will still receive 5k and vote to make her first lady. No be Naija ni

Still got it? How much?

If you like leave pressure group, form pressure cooker, no money to disburse by those barely literate, compulsive liars and low grade court jesters

#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

Kingdemu:
Where is your office located, Mr Director?

Inside an excel 2003 file on an old pentium III desktop computer

So some serious people will want to share money and they will pick those charlatans at TELPECON, Theobath, Ossea to do so.

So millions of dollars will be transferred to Elomama who doesn't know the difference between CBN and commercial banks, with regards to roles and responsibilities.

If government had given you updates and failed, u guys would have cursed them, probably maimed them, but Elomama the spiv and other schools continue to dish out complete bovine feaces and ya all continue to hope and hail them

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

teachlead:
Come this boy, it’s obvious that this has become a matter for children. I’m not your mate neither am I related to you, If I’m not up to your father’s age at least I’m sure I’ll be 20-40 yrs older than you. You don’t jump into things like this, in a public space, you still have a long way to go, be guided, often times youth thinks that it has nothing to gain from the old, but it forgets that the sun that shines now is the sun that shone before the conception of his father.

I know I won’t say anything else to you, but be careful, a bald man never goes to a stone fight. We may know one thing but the other things we don’t know are greater than us. I wish you health and safe travels.

You pretty much ruined this good piece with your first 4-6 lines. Now you are talking about respect, about how you are my father's age mate, etc. But where was all that old age wisdom when you called me a disaster when I hadn't even thrown personal insults at you?

This is a public forum and my posts were well within the boundaries of decency.

I respect old age cos we shall all be old one day. Please I am not as young as you think.

Please let's be a bit hesitant to throw that timeworn "I-am-older-than-you thing" into discussions.

I wish you all the best in life.

All these doesn't take away from the fact that Candle light grant, Ossea, Theobarth etc are as fake as Santa.

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

uthlaw:
is none of your business,guys dropping there Details are not complaining!

Drop your details and move on! I am not here for your type.

They don't need to complain before I tell them it's fake. Many need to know it's fake.

Drop your details and move on! I am not here for your type.

They don't need to complain before I tell them it's fake. Many need to know it's fake.

teachlead:
No one asked for your opinion my dear. Don’t you have something better to do?

Did any cluster owner ask you for cash? Did I mention it to anyone here?
Free means the participants are not paying for the exercise. You think you know but you don’t.

Maybe everything you’ve ever done ended in disaster, you always ended up getting nothing, but don’t proliferate your misgivings, we are hopeful. Situations like this, is precisely why the words like hope, positivity, optimism exist.

Now, use your own head and find something better to do, no one solicited for your advice on international philanthropic financing or global banking system.

People be running around with underdeveloped brains, bia nna m be careful! We need this money but even if it doesn’t come in May, it’s not the end of the world alright, don’t be annoying ppl.

---No one asked for your opinion my dear. Don’t you have something better to do? Well, if you don't want my opinion, don't put it on a public forum. Look for a private forum that, for instance, reads "Telpecon 2.0".


---Did any cluster owner ask you for cash? Did I mention it to anyone here?
Free means the participants are not paying for the exercise. You think you know but you don’t. So did I tell you participants were paying? What I know is that its moronic to expect free money from nowhere. A grant with no known source. Only fatuous and meaningless updates will come out of this


----Maybe everything you’ve ever done ended in disaster, you always ended up getting nothing, but don’t proliferate your misgivings, we are hopeful. Situations like this, is precisely why the words like hope, positivity, optimism exist. Maybe you and your grant are disasters. Words like hope exists for meaningful activities, not for some idiotic grant that is only as real as Santa.


Now, use your own head and find something better to do, no one solicited for your advice on international philanthropic financing or global banking system. I have not come for you. You can wallow in your ignorance; it makes you look good. From the look of things, your head is just something to burden your neck with. I am not giving any advice on philanthropy or global banking, just common sense for those willing to use their heads. Please, you can't decide for others what they want to hear.

No money will come this May, next month, next May, or next millennium.

#NoFreMoneyAnywhere
#UseYourHead

aieromon:
Mugus will always mugulate

https://www.nairaland.com/6517903/theobarth-grant-scheduled-disburse-2nd

And people are there submitting names and account details sheepishly.

This Theobarth will end in disaster. In a few weeks, you will receive nothing.

It's not actually free.
People are paying to submit those cluster lists(i.e the cluster owners).

#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere
#UseYourHead

Don't make the mistake of thinking TELPECON is dead.

Donor (aka beneficiaries) have an inexhaustible capacity to hear fatuous updates and still remain hopeful. It's factory-setting

Only the government can kill this lickety-split

And successors (or competitors) of TELPECON are already upon us: OSSEA, THEOBARTH, CANDLELIGHT etc

Now it's September.
Expect starry-eyed donors (aka beneficiaries) to continue to be hopeful.
Expect the usual failure in September.


#NofreeMoneyAnywhere
#UseYourHead

peeps4u:
Seems the beneficiaries have given up now as they have all gone mute. I would have loved to unfollowed this thread at this point, but I fear these people will sneak in through the back door and try to brainwash innocent Nigerians into falling prey to TELPECON again.

The new kids on the block are OSSEA, NEW THEOBARTH, CANDLE LIGHT. Many have registered their clusters with them. These ones are the successors to TELPECON.

beebholland:
Item is still available

How much is your Maxoak(50,000mAH)? Still available?

tplayer:
When did scammer Elizabeth Praise become a prof?

Look at the number of ambassadors on the list

These bozos and their fatuous updates.

The reigning scams around are NEW THEOBARTH, OSSEA and CANDLE LIGHT. And people are still registering. From what I hear, the cluster chairmen who already have the Excel sheets containing records of people are the ones paying sha.

The new, fake grants are still using the same format.
--you still have those empty and otiose titles like director, secretary etc.
--the Excel files are similar in format to TELPECON's
--heavy use of telegram

TELPECON alone has more ambassadors than Nigeria

Trust starry-eyed donors(aka beneficiaries) to continue to believe the flimflam from those bastards at TELPECON.

peeps4u:
Read 2, 3, 4

Telpecon has been lying about money being with CBN all along just to buy more time to scam more people.

How do people still believe there is grant somewhere?

When did scammer Elizabeth Praise become a prof?

Look at the number of ambassadors on the list

These bozos and their fatuous updates.

The reigning scams around are NEW THEOBARTH, OSSEA and CANDLE LIGHT. And people are still registering. From what I hear, the cluster chairmen who already have the Excel sheets containing records of people are the ones paying sha.

If u like create 10,000 telegram groups, there is no grant that scammer-in-chief Elomama has for u.

Don't let that your certificate go to waste. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see the scam in TELPECON

Don't let your lack becloud your sense of reasoning too.

Story upon story from your pestilential leaders in TELPECON, yet u continue to see yourself as the next coming of Einstein, and Elomama the second coming of an important biblical figure.

From December is sacrosanct to anytime.
From CBN to no CBN.
From TELEX copy is what is with-holding disbursement to the money is still with the nameless foreign donors
From $700 billion to $700 million

#UseYourHead

Haha.

@peeps4u u are not doing this for those schnooks who are trying to defend the TELPECON, you are doing this for those who will read this thread and get sense. That is, those who are ready to learn and what to know the truth.

A lot of those TELPECON/SEM grant hopefuls here are not going to change, and it's fine.

Many have come here and received sense.

Diverse opinion? Somebody has been duping you for years, you are here displaying more egregious ignorance.

Take your anger to TELPECON.

Diverse opinion is when you bring some sense and I bring some sense.

TELPECON is a farce for the ignorant.

The message changed from "CBN to transfer to money to TELPECON" to "donor to transfer money to TELPECON", yet u still won't wake up and smell the coffee".

You still don't know your donor, yet your are here calling for tolerance for stupid ideas

$700 million becomes $700 billion, yet you continue to hail your spivs

Where is that Asian lady that promised to get the correct amount of money promised as grant? Those thieves likely went to Fiverr to get an Asian lady to do that audio.

They said "CBN to transfer money to TELPECON" last year, but the storyline has changed now. Why?

Remember all the noise about TELEX copy? Now that the grant documents have been given to Elomama, why is disbursement still a mirage?


Use ur head.

#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

pek:
We are still waiting to be proved wrong.

Seriously waiting.

pek:
Five months after, hope you haven't finished spending the millions?

Odiok!

What about the biggest scam of them all? TELPECON/SEM.

Those one were planning to share $720 billion foreign grant to be handed to them by CBN.

Realising their folly, they decided to reduce the amount to $700 million and remove CBN.

Millions of starry-eyed donors(aka beneficiaries) are waiting for the spurious grant