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https://punchng.com/breaking-protest-in-abuja-as-northern-group-demands-referendum/

Are they covering their faces with the placards?

Check out what one well-known grant meathead wrote on Facebook.

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Evangelist Philip Shamback Samuel
From the desk of shambach,

LETTER TO OUR AMIABLE OSEEA PRESIDENT�dated monday 17/5/21

Your excellency sir,I hope OSEEA management is not taking Nigerians from the tropical of Capricorn to a state of slppry cockpit? and I think it will not be to the sublime or to be ridiculous?

Although, To an extent , OSEEA president have not only display a philanthropical savy, he has proven to the whole world that OSEEA have the requisite mental magnitude to be able to sail the ship on the sea disbusment.

Mr President sir, let this grant not amount to the politics of pavendalism .

Mr President, let not try to lock a stable door's when the house outbotted.

Mr President, do not allow OSEEA to end in a campaign of balihoo, I know this will not happen by God grace, not in this congeriay.
Sir I want you to know that in democracy ,the people are the philosophal king.and this will make me to come to a sancta simplicital.
Mr president sir, there is a need for you to engage Nigerians suscribers of OSEEA grant on people paticipatry communal appraisal. So that the blood Nigerians will not be shared on the Altars of disbusment.

Sir, it has come to my noticed that the cooprate account saga is becoming like the body of isau and the voice of Jacob.�������
I don't want to go back to how people have wasted there time and resources on �ZENITH BANK COOPRATE ACCOUNT FORM � which has become a a nightmare today .
Sir,You have given order to approach WEMA BANK bank on another same account and little did we know that no WEMA BANK staff/ management has been informed about it by virtue of the embarrassment millions of OSEEA suscribers withness today across all WEMA BANK branches nation wide.
To the extent many calls was put across to me to defend the partnership and the authenticity as quated by you and other OSEEA states/ Regional coordinators to go to WEMA BANK.

Sir, I will advise you jettison and rejectamenta these bruhaha of COOPRATE account saga , and� KINDLY DISBUSED

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This Kain English alone fit pause disbursement forever.

kdfinest:
I sent a DM, I think its safer. kindly reply it.

Can't see it. Just drop it here.

kdfinest:
am just seeing this, is the slots still available?

Yes, just drop your details here. Please do it fast.

Some idiot named Elomama just woke up from the wrong side of his bed and decided to tell the most bodacious and asinine yet effective lie of the last 5 years, bar the TELEX copy lie : "We have money with CBN."

Instead of Nigerians to ask questions like:
1) But CBN has not announced it?
2) CBN hasn't told us to register with you for any grant?
3) Why would CBN transfer money for you to distribute to Nigerians when banks are at their beck and call?
4) Who transferred this money to CBN?

No they didn't, now beneficiaries (aka donors) are waiting for more flim flam in September. The usual ones delivered in barely passable English.

Now, someone will say the future of Nigeria is bright. How? Despite all the egregious lies that these scumbags have buffeted Nigerians by, many are still hopeful.

pek:
@teachlead. May has ended. You swore with your ancestors.

Let me answer for him.

THEOBARTH will still pay. They are cleaning up data that people submitted. Please, let's be guided. Let's have patience. We shall all smile.

Don't listen to all the "experts" here who will do anything to bring down people. Most of them are jobless people. Many of them are cursed


Let's be looking at JUNE.

THEOBARTH is real.

peeps4u:
Let me predict what happens next. They will be given forms, probably for one inexistent microfinance bank and be asked a certain amount for acct opening.

Apostle Theophilus will deliver. They are working on it. We shall all smile. It will end in Joy. THEOBARTH is REAL.

peeps4u:
I just wish EFCC would beam its ARREST light on these grant scheme scams just as it is fighting and arresting these Ponzi actors. Various grant schemes are springing up everywhere because there are no consequences yet for any of the perpetrators.

Seriously, I'd rather prefer the clowns continue. I want them to collect more money.

To some of you viewing this thread, still expecting those clowns and schnooks at TELPECON, THEOBARTH, OSSEA, SEM, and other idiotic grants to disburse money, prepare for more and more of those moronic updates delivered in barely passable English .

Kutesmile:
Please how do I apply on the website ?

No need, just drop your details here and, hey presto, the people in charge will pick them up.

It's that simple.

kizsis:
Please send small thing for me make I settle family matter abeg any amount at all will do in a very tight situation now

Just wait your turn. Yours is on the way.

kizsis:
Please when did you submit it details as you just confirmed receiving alert yesterday . Secondly we that are just submitting our names now when should we be expecting to get ours?

Very soon. It will end in Joy. We shall all smile.

kizsis:
I have already submitted. Please when is the last day for collection of names

It's a continuous process, no end date for now.

kizsis:
Please those of us who submitted our details have they been added to any cluster group? Or is collection of names still ongoing?

They are being added, so submit yours.

If someone this close to a VIP identifies Shekau as a hero, how many VIPs themselves actually do? It's troubling. Little wonder the insurgency has failed to peter out over time but still going strong.

peeps4u:
ThoeBarth, the only grant in naija with no stress or story.

Who remembers that item number 1, 2, 3, and 4 were popular updates/recurring themes in TELPECON ?

If you say NO, you are only deceiving yourself or know little about TELPECON

Aremolekunowo:
What about Chymall, no one is talking about it again,?

That one don crash na.

BLTS:
Guys we need to come up another telegram and Whatsapp group to coordinate and fight for our money.
The earlier created once are managed by Bara agents. They kick off anybody that come up with ideas not favorable to Bara's game plan

Oga, forget it. The money is gone.

BENEFICIARY (aka DONOR) What is the name of the organisation giving us this grant?
TELPECON: We can't tell you for security reasons.
BENEFICIARY (aka DONOR) : Okay, thanks for the update. God bless Elomama. We shall all smile. Let's put on our dancing shoes. It will end in Joy.

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NIGERIANS: Your Excellency, we request to see soso document, as guaranteed by the Freedom of Information Act.
HIS EXCELLENCY: We can't give it to you for security reasons.
NIGERIANS: You are mad. You are a thief. God punish you. Your family will die prematurely, you bastard.


Something is wrong with our brains, isnt it ?

aycorporat:
Hahahahahaha

Peeps4u and tplayer, God bless both of you for not standing down on disgracing this scam of a thing.

In these times especially when Nigeria is not in the good books of foreign country, just drop your account details and fiam! Money don land. Na so e dey be?
And to think some morons are still dropping... I just Pitt them that some scammers online will not pick their details and vamoose the remaining change in their account meant for transportation and feeding.

TheoBarth ko, JudasPhilemon no

"TheoBarth ko, JudasPhilemon no" This got me laughing. Thanks man.

Cryptocurrency may well be the future.

But it will have to change form. Government will have to come in to issue it. Government will not support anything it cannot adequately monitor. That's actually not good for the economy.

Cryptocurrency has anonymity too that government doesn't like. Money laundering and illicit money thrives in such environment.

I can only invest 5% or less of my wealth in cryptocurrency in its present form.

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Wait!!! Wait.! Just wait!!
What theFuck is happening here

We are collecting grant money, that's what's happening.

Register and collect yours.

If in doubt, read from page 1 of this thread.

Sirjudy1:
It went well my brother. I got the N1.8M.. I was so excited, then I went to another group and dropped my account details and received another 1.8M!

I didn't believe it. I had to resign my job, then hired an office and employed as many people as are ready to work. I then armed them with an internet enabled mobile phone.

Now the only thing we do all day is receive free money from nameless donors once we drop our account details somewhere.

Oh, and we don't pay any registration fee.. The donors are too rich to collect a dime from us. Our cluster coordinators contribute a token to their coffers though, but what's that compared to the millions we have been receiving

I am going to buy Banana Island next week once I can find a fitting piece of suit and a shoe to match

I am so happy for you. Those people who think they know it all will start crying now. They will rot away with their stupid knowledge.

Got my millions too. I am thinking of applying for more grants as well.

I said it, this is my year: I just submit account details and, hey presto, money comes in.

These foreign donors are great. God bless Apostle Theophilus, the founder of THEOBARTH.

I am thinking of leaving my neighborhood before they come and rob me. I mean, who won't ?

Please put me on about where you drop your account details. Let's share info.

#Millionaires

Love my R

Hello donors (aka beneficiaries), a sister grant organisation to TELPECON has been disbursing money since last week. You might want to check out the thread below to see if your name's on their list.

https://www.nairaland.com/6517903/theobarth-grant-scheduled-disburse-2nd

Happy Disbursement!

Heard from a reliable source that it continues this week.

Beneficiaries, how did disbursement go last week?

" The only credible grant you can be sure of is Tony Elumelu,and any grant that says form cluster,unit, segment, cashpoint and so on,they are all fake,any grant that you pay #1 for is fake,any grant that does not have a known donor is fake,any grant that does not have a timeline is fake ,examples are SEM,TELPECON,THEORBARTH,COMMONWEALTH, MTN,REHOBOTH,JMF,YOUNG FISHERS,OSEEA,NOBLE,and so many they are all fake."

~From Facebook

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

peeps4u:
tplayer, you don't need to be apologetic, teachlead deserves every word you threw at him. He's a shameless self-acclaimed old man who does nothing but engages in deceiving people about inexistent loan.

It is more disgusting that he's banking on his age to intimidate and silence people while scamming them.

The guy earlier claimed here that TELPECON was real and IGP was involved.

How do you arrogantly, religiously and aggressively market and defend a scam, cursing and abusing in the process and yet you don't want to be called a scammer even when the project you market fails?

IG was involved. Ya, I remember that.
I remember TELEX copy too
I remember 720 billions dollars
I remember the billions with CBN

teachlead:
Do you even know the meaning of a clown? You’ve written close to 20 posts or more on my thread. Are you not the same boy I talked to and ever since then, at least your words are gathering a little sense and construction. Now, you want to wallow back into your ignorance?

Look if you believe the grants are a scam, that’s ok, you’re entitled to your opinion, you have made your points, you don’t have to write post after post after post to convince anyone otherwise. You look immature and stupid doing that, think about it nah. Why won’t anyone imagine you as child, even a child would have moved on from this thread since people are still ignoring the warnings, I think I made a mistake, it’s frustration and jobless that’s the problem. Was it not just one post that I made yet you boys (2 of you) have spent weeks trying to convince ppl otherwise with endless posts, yet you haven’t succeeded, now he results to copy and mention my username, to defame me? just to get my attention? He had my number, he would have called. lol

You said God won’t do evil to him because he spoke the truth, so what’s the truth? That I’m in fraud with Theobarth? A person he doesn’t know? Well, if you’re in accord with him then I extend God’s judgement towards you too. Let God judge if I’m in fraud with Theobarth or any other grant. You want to buy case? ok.

Yes, a causeless curse shall not be, but by the reason of your false accusations against me personally (NOT THEOBARTH), there’s a cause and my Curses shall stand and it has been established. You can say whatever you want going forward, it’s ppl like you that things happen to, and your parents won’t know where it came from. You think this your family feud, in the morning your family will still give you money after last night’s quarrel? You think you can come to the public and abuse anyone you especially ppl you can’t see, and you think you’ll last. Don’t worry

I know you boys want me to engage your foolishness, but it’s actually laughable, I just wanted to extend the curse to you, I’m glad that you’re reading it. When it will start playing out, remember.

You said you knew that I meant well, I’m grateful for that. But if you’ve a believe or grievances against any grant, then spend your days writing constructive arguments with facts against them, since you’ve no job or chores to do for your parents. Don’t confront strangers like this. You’re a bright young man but you should make better choices, you should know better. Now, I’ve succeeded so continue in your ignorance.

Incase you forgot what I said to you before read it again below.

Come this boy, it’s obvious that this has become a matter for children. I’m not your mate neither am I related to you, If I’m not up to your father’s age at least I’m sure I’ll be 20-40 yrs older than you. You don’t jump into things like this, in a public space, you still have a long way to go, be guided, often times youth thinks that it has nothing to gain from the old, but it forgets that the sun that shines now is the sun that shone before the conception of his father.

I know I won’t say anything else to you, but be careful, a bald man never goes to a stone fight. We may know one thing but the other things we don’t know are greater than us. I wish you health and safe travels.

You are a clown but a low-grade Elomama, your scammer-in-chief. Your ignorance is legendary. Just 10 of your kind in sensitive positions can ruin a nation. Thank God you are nowhere near that. You are just a low-level huckster of no real value. You push a fake product and, worse still, you are doing it in your old age when you should be enjoying your retirement. Poor You!

That I am entitled to my opinion is not up for debate. If you don't want people contributing to your topics, then go look for a whatsapp group or website that reads TELPECON 2.0 and go display your imbecilic level of intelligence there, and I have told you this before. Here, for the most parts, people rub minds together, not throw curses when their ignorance is laid bare.

For every hundred that drops their details, there are many others who go through this thread and receive sense and walk away without commenting. Yes, its true. But I know it's beyond your ken. After all you are part of those literally expecting money from nowhere. You are a CURSED fool. A fool at your age is a fool for ever.

Your ilk who wasted their time throwing curses at those trying to tell them the truth during the halcyon days of TELEPCON are where now? Enjoying their grant? I am sure you threw some useless curses then and you are still doing so in THEOBARTH, and you will continue to do so for the rest of your miserable life as continue to apply for moronic grants.

You are the cursed one for pushing a fake grant and an equally fake disbursement date. So in your stupid mind, God will bless you for pushing a fake grant and a fake disbursement date?

You are cursed for making people hope for what is not.

You promised disbursement would happen by the 2nd week of May. It failed like you have always failed in life. Instead of you to come with an apology, you are here trying to best your last moronic post with every new post.

You claim to be old, yet you are faffing around pushing a silly grant, instead of you to be tending to your grandchildren so they don't follow your primrose path to ruin.

At your age, you are expecting Santa from planet mars to load your account with millions. Why wont you anyway when you are CURSED. When your mates were listening in economics class, you foolish self was horsing around, probably playing truant.

If you had dedicated your youthful years to meaningful ventures, you wouldn't be here on a Nairaland thread pushing a moronic grant in your twilight. Your earlier failure is even leading to more failure--your condition is a hopeless one.

Mr man, where are the facts to back up your grant? If at your age, you believe a faceless body in a far-away country is going to give you millions of naira, then I am afraid MADNESS runs/gallops in your family.

I don't normally do this; you pushed me into it with your uncouth way of speaking.

teachlead:
Do you even know the meaning of a clown? You’ve written close to 20 posts or more on my thread. Are you not the same boy I talked to and ever since then, at least your words are gathering a little sense and construction. Now, you want to wallow back into your ignorance?

Look if you believe the grants are a scam, that’s ok, you’re entitled to your opinion, you have made your points, you don’t have to write post after post after post to convince anyone otherwise. You look immature and stupid doing that, think about it nah. Why won’t anyone imagine you as child, even a child would have moved on from this thread since people are still ignoring the warnings, I think I made a mistake, it’s frustration and jobless that’s the problem. Was it not just one post that I made yet you boys (2 of you) have spent weeks trying to convince ppl otherwise with endless posts, yet you haven’t succeeded, now he results to copy and mention my username, to defame me? just to get my attention? He had my number, he would have called. lol

You said God won’t do evil to him because he spoke the truth, so what’s the truth? That I’m in fraud with Theobarth? A person he doesn’t know? Well, if you’re in accord with him then I extend God’s judgement towards you too. Let God judge if I’m in fraud with Theobarth or any other grant. You want to buy case? ok.

Yes, a causeless curse shall not be, but by the reason of your false accusations against me personally (NOT THEOBARTH), there’s a cause and my Curses shall stand and it has been established. You can say whatever you want going forward, it’s ppl like you that things happen to, and your parents won’t know where it came from. You think this your family feud, in the morning your family will still give you money after last night’s quarrel? You think you can come to the public and abuse anyone you especially ppl you can’t see, and you think you’ll last. Don’t worry

I know you boys want me to engage your foolishness, but it’s actually laughable, I just wanted to extend the curse to you, I’m glad that you’re reading it. When it will start playing out, remember.

You said you knew that I meant well, I’m grateful for that. But if you’ve a believe or grievances against any grant, then spend your days writing constructive arguments with facts against them, since you’ve no job or chores to do for your parents. Don’t confront strangers like this. You’re a bright young man but you should make better choices, you should know better. Now, I’ve succeeded so continue in your ignorance.

Incase you forgot what I said to you before read it again below.

Come this boy, it’s obvious that this has become a matter for children. I’m not your mate neither am I related to you, If I’m not up to your father’s age at least I’m sure I’ll be 20-40 yrs older than you. You don’t jump into things like this, in a public space, you still have a long way to go, be guided, often times youth thinks that it has nothing to gain from the old, but it forgets that the sun that shines now is the sun that shone before the conception of his father.

I know I won’t say anything else to you, but be careful, a bald man never goes to a stone fight. We may know one thing but the other things we don’t know are greater than us. I wish you health and safe travels.

You bastard, I will be back for you. I am busy now. The gloves are off.