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So as this one fine reach ,e no still get sense?accident happen all over the world, our country careless of safety measures ,lots of this can be avoided if our country de very safety cautious

Dis mama de fuuk up,then d baba own ?I nor know what to say cos d guy de even de confuse e won sef

marisdgreat:
your entire female generation na prostitute

so simple question u no fit answer,see as u just de let ur attitude out,is that how u insult your daddy??cos person like u I kW say boyfriend go hard am not to talk of husband,get sense o baby make God for see you bless

Nbote:
Wat a way to go... Probably driving drunk at dat tym of d nyt... But I don't understand a married man clubbing and leaving dat late wen he's got a wife a kid at home

marriage is not really that important as we think for now

This one no see rope,no see lagoon,no fit use e sef for ritual, na rat poison, common rat poison, even d rats go de shame for am

Lumideety:
what on earth is the friend doing with 250k
cash at hand.........even as a student

d story sef sha get as e be,and even if de say na ATM ,ATM can't pay 250 at a go,

marisdgreat:
including your sisters, unborn female children and the females in ur family lineage. what do they have to offer?

baby,are you a young 9ja ashawo??cos I no see reason y u take am personal o,abi ur last name na prostitute?

jessca048:
I know this cannot be true love. some naija men can fall hand sha

see your rotten teeth,,no b only true love,make e run follow jobless ,lazy hoes cos e de find true luv abi??na be only fall hand na fall yansh ,ride on osaro ,d mama will b tighter dan and her boobs go still carry up pass many of d blood sucking slay mama of this our generation, she get funds ,get the connect,and her love na 100% real ,Bleep age wen it comes to oyibo

ozodigboo:
send me your account details.

d dude ain't needing funds, e just ask for hotel to lodge ,guess hes not familiar to the environment

revolt:
In as much as i hate apc... i thinl delta state needs to have another party at the helms of affaits. Thts one pdp failure tht cant be overlooked. Their fellow pdp states in rivers, akwaibom, crossrivers are doing much better. Tho to be fair that state is 3 states in one but.....theres money there. The ppl arent industrious if not for the igbos there itd have been another bayelsa. My opinions tho.

kisses brov, I have lived in Delta state all my live,to me apart from individual development, the govt ain't doing no shit for the people der,imagine sapele wen get 2 power stations wen de generate power de share give d transmission companies ,can't boast of 12hrs light and nothing can be done about it,companies are folding up,apart from their so called seplat flow station I can't think of a reasonable company there,all d youths don turn ashawo and yahoo boys(I no blame dem) sea ports don shut down and no fit come up for reasons no one kW,na just mouth we get natin is happening here,so make okowa shut up e fucking lips,ibori laid a very bad foundation for them na him put delta state for this condition ,I just de pity d dull ones wen de praise DAT criminal wen lick d state dry,na e step e predecessors de follow

Magnifik18:
Frustrated mistress,

Like I typed earlier and still typing now : You've never been to the gym in your life so 4get about it.

All you need is 2 weeks in the gym and you'll be able to relate.

Note, The OP isnt the cause of your misfortune/ frustration. Channel your misery elsewhere.

Last i heard, the lagoon near you is still accepting frustrated souls. Make good use of that passage.

shwo, e never reach so na,if you got a problem try calm down and figure how to fix it cos you d one sounding frustrated here ,really??abi e don tay u insult person or wetin ?calm down make u no go de do I wish I kW later o

Magnifik18:
I can bet you have never been to the gym in your life so you can't relate.

gym master,so wen u open dis shit,you actually got your ribs cracked or what,was it funny Cos d topic is on funniest meme not who sabi gym

dominique:
Nairaland is not a news site, even news sites have variety and entertainment columns. That a topic doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it won't appeal to someone else.

so this poo de appeal to you??

If feel say na only me de see dis nonsense

stevedre:
Tell me something, what's your take on the match today?

they fought,the smartness of Argentine players won the game....

owomida1:
Reveal your source of income if we score.

If you lie, u will die by fire

you no go go find your own source of income de der de find another man own,,when your eyes go clear eh,dem no de telli person

You no see as d girl mature,only here are voice for something important, if na some na so so cloths shoes bags cleavage, na dem go take de disturb person, even d boy sef David still like anyhow noise,kisses chiomsky baby

Hope say dem go cut her boobs before she start d jail terms

Then step down na, abi na by force,common appointment u de get difficulties, it clearly shows you not capable na, 3yrs now u still de get difficulties, we are finished

Everybody just wan turn craze...its a pity

soberdrunk:
Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!! Hahahaahahhahaahahah!!! 25!!!! So i senior Ahmed Musa with more than 5 years!!!

lol,and e don get assets for ground,no be by age my brother,,,,,anyway the kinda 20 to 25yrs boys I de see this days even look old pass musa

190theclown:


I don tire
Naija Girls no get work

work no de baba,

190theclown:
Nigerian problem na both government and its individuals

98% of nigerian citizens wants oil jobs even those that cant spell their names and call themselves graduates

most of Nigerian youths today want quick and easy money, thats why ashawo is on the rise

No veeergin anywhere

All Nigerian girls hustlers

Tell a girl u are a bricklayer she would scream at you.. But here in America Bricklayers earn more than doctors in nigeria

Meanwhile on the Government side we all know thats an issue since 1960

Nor be today nyash de back..

Failed country

we still got good girls and no b only 9ja get hustlers,even Yankee prostitutes na high grade,Na d nature of our country make am de on d increase and de obvious, our individuals are wicked heartless,d rich sef no want d poor to make am,imagine d peanuts dem de pay labourers, just wish say dis yahoo sef na the so-called rich men and politician's our boys de fraud

That shoe too big na,why actors sef no de get good taste for dressing

Back to back,your are a hit,hallings boy

190theclown:
True!!

So so true!!

Nigerians are so so behind globally in everything they do

Let me break it down.

In america and advanced countries.. (Excluding those who are into drugs), One thing that they do is from the tender age of like 17 (they even take underage pay cuts) they are already working (Even while studying) could be macdonald's, Topshop etc.. they building their skills and their CV's by the time they are 30 you notice they have a RICH CV since they have probably worked for the past 10years of their respective lives from there they are easily eased into the good jobs and they are brilliant at what they do..

But come down to Nigeria, this morning as im talking to you.. there is a Girl from Lekki planning to hit Eko hotel and suites either to phuck one G-Boy or to sleep with one alahji or to slay with Eko atlantic hotel's background for the instagram to hustle
Its that pathetic to note that there 70% of Nigerian youths today have never worked one day in their entire lives (ONE DAY)
Quote me and quote the thunder that would fire you too

Nigeria youths esp girls and social media
The future is really scary
Many slay mama's and papa's aint got no handjobs, no skills, book them no know, NO CV's and they are waiting on God to help them
I see alot of them disgracing and wasting their lives away.. They either call themselves Entrepreneurs (selling what Only God knows)
Others call themselves Hustlers and na them like money pass.. Nigerian youths need to do better, no one wants to develop the skills they need to better themselves tomorrow, u wont see them doing some kind of Jobs. Tell a SLAY mama that you work in a shop and she would curse you out but they want the thieves driving mercedes benz forgetting that they themselves havent worked a single day all their lives..

NYSC nor be work so dont count that one among.. anyways sorry for the rant this thread makes too much sense. I rest my case

listen brov ,the problem is not the youths,is the employers,how would a shop making over 200k profit monthly be paying a sales person working from 8am to 7pm, Monday to Saturday even Sundays sef, just 8k monthly, that's wickedness, you see a big private school with almost1000 students and their school fees reach almost 50k de pay teachers (graduates o) less than 30k some 20k sef ,,9ja get jobs but d salary structure is heart breaking

Alphafeezay:
Trust me someone will zoom those shoes and bags and spot the fake.



Naija

no b make we see d shoes and cloths make am de fool herself ,abi sense de wetin she de do so

This one ashawo na high grade,she can make d move at anytime,no need to go house go carry bag,even if e de zamfara e can zoom off to abj ASAP,��she deserve some accolades, nice upgrade bae, na to go buy like DAT e money Benz na ,make u just buy foam inside, Mobile bed,abi second bed,DAT one no need for hotel again,high star

soberdrunk:
See the weak name of the clinic sef "Step in", sounds like a short time hotel........

this guy na senior olosho customer, lol short wetin Bhad ghuyz...���twale

sunnysunny69:
They took the match to Iceland in the second half. Very early in the Croatia match every one can see Nigeria was clumsy, passing and holding the ball too much, once one goal down it looks like it was over considering Nigeria don't come from behind to win at the world cup. Against Iceland, Musa and ihenacho provided the power and pace needed , Mikel playeed in front of the midfielders thereby giving him the chance to communicate with the fowards as a captain, and we're all celebrating with this result.

Against Argentina I'll like them to play a defensive game. Argentina have some of the best attacks as we all know but this is not a game we should attack else we'll get punished. I don't expect decisions/referee to be on our side, EU referees are bad for us as they protect big stars with fouls and game flows. If we can defend and watch those set pieces, we may have a chance.

Pablo zabaleta was talking on a programme and he said he saw Argentina practice and after practice Messi stayed behind when everyone was gone and he was practising free kicks and without his boots on ! So we should watch out for those set pieces.

Mikel do wetinBros u no watch d match

What if he was saying himself and empress is above social media show off,as in say he de above d level to come snap empress yanch put for internet,,, cos all this bloggers sabi change tinz o

Bros you wan come join all dis small children de play all this kind yeye social media play?