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We4all:
If I had my way, I will send all the little boys to the forest before they grow up and start polluting the land with their evil behavior.

I been think say na Verywicked man type this thing

mariahAngel:
Daughters are just the sweetest.💖✨
You and your wife did a good job raising such sweet girls.
Their baby brother is already blessed to have such siblings.

Clearly staged. Smart people go sabi

Matrix137:
Can you help me with 2k or any amount to feed please, it'll really mean the world to me

07 25 00 93 40 access bank.

God bless you more and more Amen

This begging scammer again?

See yahoo bout dey form holy holy with this moniker. You think say I no know your other moniker wey you dey use beg? The one wey you dey use for olosho thread. I feel like kinking thatvyour bald head. Guy, go hustle!

ArewaNorth:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/02/08/cbn-faan-relocation-my-daughters-married-yoruba-men-ndume-defends-self/

This man looks very wicked o. See him harsh face

ogawisdom:
TB heading to 25% for 365 days

By march it will be over 25%

Dem no want make una change una Naira to USD again

Matrix137:
You think it's that easy?

Do you even know where i live or where i am presently?

Kids still feeding and sheltering from Mom and Dad thinks life is easy.

Don't worry you will grow older and hopefully wiser.

Adios!

Come. If you are so broke in a poor village, who dey give you money for internet?

Anyway, after construction work finish for site, please go around the village telling people you are ready to wash their clothes and iron. They will give you food to eat and still pay you on top. Oya begin dey go now. Lazy youth.

RickyJesus:
How did you know it has nothing to do with the game? Are you his doctor?

Don’t mind that idiot!

Matrix137:
Can you give me the work?

I'm begging pls

This is my number

090 258 78 907

Thanks in advance

Leave your house and walk to the nearest construction site and tell them you are ready for work. They will find you work there. Lazy youth!

Matrix137:
Good morning sir.
Please can you assist me with any amount to buy foodstuffs please 🥺
The hunger is terrible 😔
Have a great day.

Lazy man go and work line your mates. You are hungry but you get data wey you dey use beg since all these days? I feel like giving you a hot konk on your bald head I swear!

Matrix137:
Congratulations to Super eagles. you guys made us proud but it's not over yet until it's over. Go a step higher by bringing the 🏆 home. Good luck on the finals!

Nairalanders please come to my aid I'm hungry with no hope in sight for feeding cos my small business has been closed down cos of the dwindling economy. I know it isn't easy for anyone but my condition is getting almost critical. Please help me with any amount for foodstuffs please as I try to lay my hands on any tangible source of income. God bless!

07 25 00 93 40 access bank Emeka

This scammer you still dey everywhere dey beg? You wey talk say you go delete yourself if dem no send you money? If you like no enter street to go find construction site wey plenty work dey. Dey here dey beg. Nonsense!

Karlifate:
Another Mugu Money Spender (MMS) got burnt

His breakfast was served in the presence of the lord


https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3DLSVau3O_/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

Staged! Very fake!

IAmHim1:
you dont have to be their friend

thats 1

i wishh i could put it in way you could understand


but see it this way

lets use you for example

you go into a therapist office for a serious issue you're having with your dad and after 2 minutes with the therapist, he starts cravking jokes to make you laugh and cheer you up. he starts making funny signs with his face in a bid to cheer you up and so

after a while, it then dawns on you. that single truth: THE THERAPIST IS INCOMPETENT
the therapist was supposed to be a figure you look up to...not one that tries to make you laugh BUT ONE THAT MAKES YOU WONDER IF THERAPIST LAUGHS OR NOT. ONE THAT MAKES YOU WONDER IF THERAPIST HAVE A FUN LIFE AT ALL OR WHAT. that enigma.

now follow this thought: HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU EVER KNOW HAS A ROLE MODEL AS A FRIEND
i mean serious role model that they listen to and follow actively. exactly. half a spoonfull. that familiarity as friends destroys the foundation to be a leader that directs


the girls are not only having daddy issues but mommy issues too. now that their daddy aint around, THE GIRLS WILL BE LOOKING FOR A FATHER FIGURE. now that their mom aint around, the girls will also be looking for a MOTHER FIGURE ALSO.

take a page from single mothers. (now im refrencing ubunja's adventures of pickemisha)

for single.mothers to properly lead a home, she has to strip herself of her femininity. she strips herself off that because she needs to be a survivor for her children and survival is a masculine trait hence a single mother becomes masculine.

NOW SEE YOURSELF AS A SINGLE FATHER.
you cannot ever think of stripping yourself of your masculinity to become feminine cus your new "daughters" now would see you as their fellow woman further driving their need to look for a man that exemplifies a father figure in their live TO FILL THE VOID THEIR ABSENT FATHER LEFT

the girls need a mother figure and a father figure in their lives. you cant afford to be both.
early single mothers that dont wanna be masculine or late single mothers that are tired of being masculine bring in a MASCULINE MAN TO LEAD THE FAMILY SO THEY CAN BE FEMININE AGAIN

so thats what youre gonna do

YOURE GONNA INTRODUCE A LADY OR A FAMILIAR TO ACT AS THEIR MOTHER (mom sister, your blood sister) WHILE YOU ASSUME THE ROLE OF A FATHER

the motheer figure will teach the girl about being a girl( period, calculating ovulation cycle et cetera)
tbe mother figure would have to have a good track record and be role model-y ie no pregnancy out of wedlock, no tatoos or peircing, someone educated unno...someone the girls can look up to becoming WHILW YOU.the father figure will be mainly providing and disciplining

gonna be like the mother figure and you, the father figure will be playing good cop**bad cop unno

the mother figure says "you dont want your dad to find out" on some occasions when need be

and YOU the father figure says "did you discuss this with your mom first" when its issues you know you cant handle (Bra size, et cetera)

i wish i could put it all as it is in my head. but i hope this helps Ricky

Guy, go and check into a psychiatric facility asap. You are clearly not well!

Third place match South Africa vs DRC on Saturday. Who go wan watch this kind match? 🤔

This Ivorian coach go dey feel like one Jagaban. Wetin he even coach?

I like Amokachi but that guy needs to shut the fukk up now!

Oboto700:
we would be back to epl next week... congratulations to our country..

Euros sef dey this June. Then after that, Olympics

How could DRC keeper concede such a cheap goal? 🤔

Windblown2much:
Nigeria vs Ivory Coast on FINAL will be more selling and interesting to behold buh I want DR Congo for easier ride to victory so be it 🙏

In that case, let it be Nigeria and Côte d’Ivoire. We want entertainment. Then after that, Super Bowl. Sunday will be crazy!!!!!

UyaiIncomparabl:
I see.

You can go if that’s your easiest alternative. Just be security conscious sha. Like in Naija or SA. All the best!

Caris77:
All I just want to say is BABA oooooo esheee.
We are grateful God . Congratulations to Nigeria and big well done to our dear super Eagles, they made my night !!!

Grateful to God? Wetin concern God and football? You think say God no like South Africa?

All these people wey dey view now wey match don end, Shey una no wat h the match ni?

I have a feeling that Naija go play DRC on Sunday..

malaria:
You can not be a judge in your case na .So he got to stay out of nija march

So why was he there for the group stage matches? 😏

PinkNature:
Where you for see all this chicken from?

Does that look like chicken to you?

Why is Aurier not playing. He’s not even on the bench…

EniHolar:
I'm not enjoying Amokachi's commentary at all

Why?

E be like say people no too send this match

UyaiIncomparabl:
And what does have to do with anything? The goal is to have the passport and not to reside there.

Mexico is not a safe place at all. And crime happens anywhere in mexico. I’m not talking petty crimes in the hood. Violent crimes happen even in the affluent neighborhoods. Google is your friend…

UyaiIncomparabl:
Which of these countries are very likely to offer one a visa smoothly without hassles to birth a child? I am aware Canada has added to her rules thereby making them very stringent to meet. Likewise the USA. But, we are still willing to try despite the stringent requirements (last we checked). We are looking at either Brazil or Mexico presently and hoping that they grant us a visa. Thing is, the back and forth has been very exhausting inclusive of the hefty financial commitments. But, we still have our minds and eyes on Canada and the US especially Canada if there are easier ways to help us forge through with ease.

If there are other countries we can try that you know of that do not have "too much" stringent requirements and will offer citizenship (with strong values) by birth, please, kindly state them. It would interest me to know. So, do kindly share. Thanks.

Cc: Justwise

Yankee all day, everyday. If you have a good job and I’m not talking about 100k job here. If you have a great job with good pay and assets in naija , yankee will never refuse you. Forget what people say about luck. Luck when it comes to yankee visa applies to people wey no get better job..

UyaiIncomparabl:
Which of these countries are very likely to offer one a visa smoothly without hassles to birth a child? I am aware Canada has added to her rules thereby making them very stringent to meet. Likewise the USA. But, we are still willing to try despite the stringent requirements (last we checked). We are looking at either Brazil or Mexico presently and hoping that they grant us a visa. Thing is, the back and forth has been very exhausting inclusive of the hefty financial commitments. But, we still have our minds and eyes on Canada and the US especially Canada if there are easier ways to help us forge through with ease.

If there are other countries we can try that you know of that do not have "too much" stringent requirements and will offer citizenship (with strong values) by birth, please, kindly state them. It would interest me to know. So, do kindly share. Thanks.

Cc: Justwise

You don hear about Mexican drug cartels? I pity you…