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Bimffo:
Thanks.. .. I dint even know how to answer her.

robsie:
tnkx @ bimffo...bt r we writing d essay in d skul nd i also saw a comment dt says we r goin to pay 4 transcript monitoring fees...pls is it true nd wen r we 2 pay it...tnkx in advance

kliq:
I'm so happy for her,she's just too tough for these present crop of female Tennis players...what's happening to Venus


"The win means Williams holds all four Grand Slam titles at once -- completing the second "Serena Slam" of her career. What's more, she secured the third leg of a calendar-year Grand Slam and, if she wins the U.S. Open, will become the first player to sweep all four majors in the same season since Steffi Graf in 1988.

Williams, winning her 28th straight Grand Slam match, is now just one major title behind Graf on the Open era list and two behind all-time leader Margaret Court Smith.

At 33, Williams is also the oldest women to win a Grand Slam title in the Open era. She has now won seven major championships in her 30s."

Modified :plus she gat back too

Jollyjoy:
.modified!

Pchidexy:
Use your brains next time n not your penis.

Pchidexy:
I met this girl when I was a teacher in a private school five years ago. She was a teacher as well. She was a hell of beauty. We both had feelings for each other but there wasn't anything serious. We lost contact when I left the school to pursue business. Five years later, in 2015, we met again. This time, we got really acquainted to each other. We were rolling!

The Test:
I purposely gave her number and details to my friend who is a real player. He scooped her and she fell. She was money conscious as she demanded Samsung galaxy and some money from my friend. He never gave her any of those things. Just by promising her marriage she willingly opened her legs for him. All these while, I was updated by my friend. She never knew I knew about her escapades.

If you were in my shoes what would you do?

As for me I see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji.

dynamo007:
go to andropalace.net or androidzonebd.com

Johnnoah1st:
@op dis is very simple naa if u check my previous thread u will see tricks there. but 1st let me drop u d line dat workest 4 all ladies.
ME: hello girl
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son, i live in a yatch, own my own bugatti and ferrari wit over $1billion in my ACCOUNT pls can u be my girlfriend?
GIRL: sweetie have been dreaming of u since all dis years dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont knw i we meet u today, honey i so much love u (she will kiss u).
and dats all, dis trick work for 99.99% of all ladies.
use it and tank me later.

geni340:
apart 4rm gettn ur bra size,, d problem of the guys is also there. simple conversations turn embarrasing becuz their minds are far away,, U hear dem say ' oh u were saying?? ' .and yes, most people think u're a LovePeddler..i sort of like the attention but d disadvantages outweighs the ad,, i think.

mysticgal:
quite true and somany fall for this punchlines.