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ladyF:
You no try o.

Let me tell you what to do. Next week, carry rope to church and tie your leg to the front seat. Dem no fit do you anything!!! Them no write anybody name for there abeg.

It's LadyF again.

wadup ladyD

Watch out for MMM season 2

dillinger:
My question is for peeps saying "I am not a Nigerian". Abeg, whenever you are filling a form, what do you input in "Nationality" or "Country"?

mercury

curvilicious:
Where has ur human feeling traveled to?

Mars

I thought he(GEJ) was invited to trump inauguration? Wetin apen?

Very bad

Mr presi abeg make this ur prophecy work oooo bcs I don bet on u.... U better start praying now mak rapture com tomoro, If I no win d money I no go take am easy with u. I wish u best of luck...

N so....

Pls tell me she didn't mean it

Magician pastor

I got served with ur jokes man..... Keep it coming......

@youngram I think you are no 12. Illuminati ko illumination nii, abeg pack well.....

seXytOhbAd:
I stand with MMM Nigeria. Even though I did not invest in it, I understand the plight of millions of people who have accounts with them. May God cause your detractors and haters to be silenced tomorrow.

1day left to MMM returns. Get ready to withdraw. No dulling

na only mouth u get

otemanuduno:
Five Sons Of Almighty God And Their Attributes:

The first sets of beings made by God Almighty are called the sons of God. Here are few of them and their behaviours.

1. Atum- He is the god of Civilization and truth. He made human beings In Egypt and few other places in Africa. He is also called Eartum or Tem. He does not like humans to be worshipping him. His first and only wife ever is Gaia, also known as Mother Earthus. Many things have been knowingly and unknowingly named after him, such as herbs, ‘Atom’, Totem, etc. Atum hates war and loves peace.

2. Yahweh- He is the god of jealousy, evil, disaster and wickedness. He made human beings around Israel and Eden. He is obsessed with being worshipped, such that he would not desist from killing anyone who doesn’t worship him(those days when he still had power). He adopted the land of Yacob(the deceiver). His last wife was Asherah. His other names are Nymphidis, Jehovah.

3. El- El was the god who made some human beings In Philistia millions of years ago. He conquered many lands and his name replaced the names of many gods whose lands he conquered. He is a son of god with much intelligence. He co-named ‘Sumeria/Samaria' the name IsRaEl(Israel) with Isis and Ra. He does not enforce people to worship him most of the times.

4. Olorun-He is a god of Odua, a fragment of Nigeria. He is also known as Eledumare. He has children and made some. He does not accept sacrifices from human being. He is a god of patience, goodness and love. His character has been replaced with the name of the evil god of Yacob called Yahweh to the modern day children of Odua, but the traditional people still recognise him distinctly from Yahweh.

5. Allah- He is also known as ‘Lar-gas’. Millions of years ago, many thought of him as the Holy Spirit, but in the actual sense, he was very violent and evil, just like Yahweh. He once had a fierce fight with Yahweh and they both fell into a ‘bottomless pit’ they made for human beings. Now Allah rules the Arabians and many parts of Africa with violence and terrorism.

Check the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH FOR MORE…


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Guy why?? Why embarrassing yourself??

importexpert:
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KemJOY:
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Prayer is a powerful weapon

@OP I feel u man.... I started my journey with #100, dnt be surprise..... I turn 100 to 24,000 with the help of bet9ja. I started selling home videos, seasonal films, e.t.c.... Now am married with two daughters....life goes on...... Pls start frm somewhere and make no room for story that touche...

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otemanuduno:
He made much sense, even the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH confirmed what he has just testified about.

Who the hell is doctufos

I have a small Samsung window 7 starter only has screen problem.... How much?

Odunlade adekola 38 n mercy aigbe 39,,... Odun why are u lying to us

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]What if I told you right now, that christmas is a scam?! A big fucking scam.

A scam that is being kept on to drive sales of everything up, and for huge profits.

That's right. . . I don't know what the fuck_ exactly people all around the world celebrated on the 25th of december, but it definitely wasn't the birth of Jesus. . .

Let me let you in, on this scam.

If you are born on the 1st of February 1984, you'll be 33 years old, on the first of 1st of February 2017, and 33 and half years old (33 1/2) or, 33 years 6 months on the 1st of August 2017.

Therefore, if on the first of August 2017, you're asked how old you are, you'll definitely say 33 and half, and all the asker has to do, is minus the half (6 months), away from 33 and half, and he'll definitely arrive at february.

At this point, I'll like to tell you all that Jesus christ spent 33 and half years on earth. He spent 33 years and 6 months on this earth, before he died. . . Ask google right now if you do not believe that.

So, "Easter" is the celebration of Jesus death. . . Am I correct? And his death, or easter is usually celebrated in April, am I correct? If Jesus christ died in April, at the age of 33 years and 6 months, to get the month of his birth, all you fucking have to do, is to fucking minus 6 months away, from 33 years and 6 months, and you'll arrive at his real month of birth:

OCTOBER!!!

Jesus, was born in OCTOBER.

Christmas, is a scam. . . You celebrate what you do not know.

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get busy dude..

Happy new year to y'all, this is my year of turnaround blessing, financial fortune........

I can never forget STATE OF EMERGENCY

Nbote:
And Ragnar has met his death.. Vikings would neva b d same again...

RAGNAR IS DEAD? WHAT SEASON ARE U WATCHING??

[quote author=Khd95 post=52363626]Afonja nd wickedness[/quote

May GOD forgive u

The saviour of the universe

MsDelilah:
I recall sometime ago, during one of our Weekly Sales Conference Meetings, I caught my boss going through my phone. I had left it on the table. I was really paying any attention to it.

I looked up, and saw him holding my phone. I asked him to give it to me, and he started struggling to quickly close what he was doing. I snatched the phone from his fingers, to find out he was reading my WhatsApp conversations.

I was livid with rage! I told them to suspend the meeting. Then, I told him off, in the presence of junior staffs. At that point, I didn't care if he was WAY older than me, and he was my superior in the office. I threw all that out the window!

I've noticed some things with most elderly people. They feel, because they are older, they get a free b*tch pass. They feel, because they have grey hair, they should be respected automatically.

It doesn't happen that way. Respect is reciprocal. Till I left the company, he didn't have the balls to look at me directly. My HR said I may have overreacted.

What would you have done?

c'mon babe u wicked ohhh....

Money no lost den shout again.... E don finish! E don finish!! E don finish!!!

otemdomino:
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE

1. Now when Mirza and his fellows had entered the ship, they sailed westward. And Mirza steered the ship towards the place which they followed in the map.
2. And they sailed for many days until they had begun to run out of food.
3. And there was a storm. And the sky became hazy. And Mirza and the others could no more find their way to the new kingdom of Anghloz where they sought after.
4. Now the homos in the ship began to die one after the other. And the ship continued for many days.
5. And Mirza remained in the ship but all the rest died. Now when Mirza had reached Hindi, some homos came to the ship.
6. And they saw many homos in the ship who were dead.
7. And they wondered, saying, who are all these? Where do they come from? And they fetched them all out of the ship:
8. And they said, all these shall be burnt and poured inside the sea.
9. Now at that time, Mirza had passed into the afterlife. And many gods and angels came to have him for themselves.
10. And Mirza, who was his ancestors came to have him. And he took him to the gate of the abode of Alla and Yahweh where some homos bowed their heads, worshipping the two gods all hours.
11. And Mirza said, I am one of the elders of our gods. And I have been chosen to represent Ieusa who failed in his first and second mission to the earth.
12. And I, Alla and Yahweh are now one god and no other god is god except us.
13. Now O Mirza my seed, I shall not let you cross over this point to that place. For you are not dead totally. And I do not wish that you should die.
14. And Mirza said, O my ancestor, why do you not want me to enter into this glorious bliss I see ahead of me?
15. And Mirza said, you have not been numbered among the six hundred and sixty six homos who shall join us here soon.
16. For anyone who dies now cannot come into this paradise but shall be kept in hell fire to burn.
17. For we do not want the overcrowding of this paradise. And only hardly can a worshipper of us gain entrance into this place.
18. For the fire of hell is large enough to contain many souls who shall die in our worship on earth.
19. Now O Mirza, by six hundred and sixty-six do we do our counting every two centuries. And at the first time, we have brought six hundred and sixty-six homos into this place, one of whom I was before I was chosen as one of the twenty-four elders.
20. And Alla and Yahweh saw the need to expand this place and so they did. And they allowed another six hundred and sixty-six homos in also after two centuries.
21. Now this is the third time and six hundred and sixty-six homos were brought in again not long before.
22. And I Mirza became one with Alla and Yahweh because Ieusa had failed twice in his mission, first as Zeusus Krish and now as Murhamid.
23. And now you shall take my place and I shall be your higher self, O Mirza, for every spiritual homo on earth communes with his higher self.
24. And you shall return to the earth and declare yourself as the reincarnate of Ieusa. And you shall change the face of Mosleim.
25. And Ishlam shall your religion be. And I shall appear to you whenever you come into your head.
26. But come into your head with your heart, which is your emotion. For with this shall you see me and not another thing which you should not see.
27. So the ancestor of Mirza, whose name was also Mirza departed. And Mirza awoke in the hands of the Hindus who had taken him in their hands and were preparing to burn him in the fire, so that the ashes of his body would be cast into the sea.
28. And so Mirza declared to the homos that he was a god, being the reincarnate of Ieusa.
29. And they believed him, because he was the only homo who arose from the dead.

Guy are u for real or u came from mars