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pelumi22:
Hi there contact me if you are interested, i selling a chat app script and it can be yours today
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whatsapp: +2348182530249

its called MARKETING.... simply do it

omogerohprecious:
Goodday everyone. please i need your assistance, Advice and help on a chosen venture. i produced a drink mainly from fruits with the Addition of flavor and water primarily for home consumption but of late, have been having the thought of commercializing it. The drink unlike others in the public domain is 100% organic.

next time copy the full stuff.... YOUR LINK DOES NOT EVEN EXIST

Holylandlord:
2 Satan-Worshiping Girls’ Plan to Kill 15 Classmates, Foiled 

two girls a a middle school in central Florida we're waiting in a bathroom, planning to kill at least 15 smaller students and drink their blood
Read more.....

SO IN AUGUST YOU ADVERTISED AND NOW YOU CLAIM THEY ARE SCAM..... why did you advertise what you have not withdrawn from

giftft:
This group of internet fraudsters are based in Lagos, Claiming to be non ponzi but when you pay money to them,You wont earn unless you bring 2 people under you. This is over two months i payed. They will promise automatic downline on paying, but yet nothing. Once you pay, they become autocratic. You complain, they remove you.
Hint: Their CEO is named IV GOLD. Fear this name anywhere you see it
I am a Victim, be wise.

Life is nothing but a REFLECTION OF WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT. Its not a SCAM.

You can recreate your experience. LIFE IS UP TO YOU.

Oreofepeters:
Send me your CV - Scam

We will get back to you - Scam

You're the most beautiful girl I've seen - Scam

I love u pass my mama - Scam

I love u more than my wife - Scam

Police is your friend - Scam

The youths are the leaders of tomorrow - Scam

MTN 1month Data -Scam

Glo 3gb data- Scam

I love u and I will do it slowly - Scam

Let just the head enter - Scam

We will defeat Boko Haram - Scam

We will create a 300,000 job in 1year-Scam

APC - scam

Nigeria - Scam

I wish I have seen u before I married my wife -Scam


why is everything like this?

This is NOT for all ladies.... only ladies who are pretty but have empty brains or low thinking frequency will fall for such tricks.... REAL SUCCESSFUL LADIES WILL NOT FALL FOR SUCH.

kollinzgee:
if you are a shuy guy and inexperienced with women .its better you dont approach women directly I mean hitting on them because women hate less confident and timid men they may embarrass or ignore you .no guy wants his ego bruised so I recommend you use indirect approach
here is an example of indirect approach you meet a girl you like wear you confidence and say this to her

you :good morning miss I need your help with something bothering my mind only a lady can help (you must look relaxed and serious)
her:OK wats DAT .

you: my friend and his girl friend are having serious issues and am the cause so I need a female advise to help solve the problem

her: go on

you :yesterday I forced my friend to cancel a date with his babe because of a football match .I wanted us to watch it together ,to our surprise she found out and now she is very angry and wants a breakup because this is not the first time its happening .my friend loves this girl so much .wat do you suggest we tell her to change her mind.

her:na wa for you guys you and football tell her this(bla bla bla).

you:ok thanks for the advise its a smart one but I will like to update you on the the new development .(hand her you fone and collect her number then leave shaparly don't waste time )
I have used this approach to collect countless numbers in the past.but I no longer use it again because am advanced now.

apprentice scammer.... lol. pls find something more respectable to do with your time

whats our BUSINESS.... its a spiritual matter.... powerless powers are clashing.... if the herbalist was CAPABLE.. he should have healed his own son before anything.

this is a waste of power and of time...

#walks_out_of_thread

Kelvinkel2200:
Betty was 11 years old when she gives out her virginity, she was then in primary six in her local school, she is intelligent, smart and more matured than her mates...
Now she is 16 years old and something weird just happened.
She probably will be taking her senior secondary certificate examination by the coming year but something happened between her and a Corp member (NYSC) male.
She is so beautiful that almost every man wants to have her, she later agreed to go in with Corper Mike who happen to be the Computer teacher..
After having s*x with Corper Mike, Mike lost his newly bought Android phone and two weeks later Mike lost his sight then the school have to dismiss him.
Mike father happened to be a native doctor, after his consultation he said that Betty is from Marine world and the only solution is that she will sleep with 7 he goats..
The parents of the girl are saying over their dead body will their daughter sleep with goat.
The girl said that the man can not do her anything...
Corper Mike is pleading with the girl for his sight.
Now the Native doctor is saying that if she did not obey the gods and sleep with the seven goats so that Corper Mike his son will regain his sight in the next seven days that he is going to kill the girl and wipe her whole family.....

If you are among the girl's family what will you do?

APPS CAN ALWAYS BE UNINSTALLED.... you may need to CHANGE YOUR PHONE to a browsing phone or a phone that uses only whatsapp and is NOT suitable for browsing....

make the decision AND your whole life will be better.

Godwin978:
please this thread is for those who are ready to help, help me Nairalanders am 21years, i started watching porn and masturbation when i was 13years old, i did all i could to run away from it, still i often find myself in the act after some weeks, and it has affected my sexual life, when once i ve finished watching porn one spirit will move my hand to my d!ck, once i touch it i must masturbate, Android phone has affected me negatively some time i feel like dumping it to nokia torch, and if i go a day without browsing thats the worst of it all, i want you reading this to help me, i need app that can restrict me from pornography site/content, once i block that I think i will over come it, help me brother,

God bless you

KEEP THE MONEY TILL 2019..... don't do anything with it now... YOU CLEARLY NEED TO STUDY AND FIND A MENTOR

MINI-IMPORTATION
CRYPTOCURRENCY TRADING
AGRICULTURE

these are 3 major businesses that will THRIVE in 2019.

find mentors in them and be the best student till you earn. its takes less than a month to earn over 300% in the first two I listed. there are free training threads on nairaland on them... so find them and learn then find a mentor to put you through. GOODLUCK

Ekunsgreat:
thanks all.. the money is just with me dont know the type if business I can start with it.. I was thinking of buying motocyle

all these kind of TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE OFFERS always come before christmas every single year..... NIGERIANS SHOULD BE WISE.... its time to be WOKE....

its not safe for people to expose their numbers here.... simply drop your own group contact or email and allow it be discreet

NONE OF THEM WILL ANSWER YOU.... they are busy making money and so should you

Niketrouble:

oh no. IF SHE PASSED then she didn't need to pay.... at least not that much because the RUSH will only make her lobby for VC list and any DEAN or MEMBER OF SENATE COULD HELP WITH THAT.

But I believe she will enter now.

henrybomb:
He wanted 100k until we settled for 80k.
If her name is on the list, there is no problem because we are at a crossroad now, meanwhile she passed the exams last year she wasn't taken that's why we had to pay this time around.

WOW, 80k? thats outrageous but once her name comes out, it will be worth it... once she is on the person's neck they will take her more seriously.

henrybomb:
The person helping her demanded 80k but we just give him part payment pending the time the list will be out.
I will tell her to do just that, thanks bro

its OUT but not PASTED.

she should go to uniben and meet whomever is helping her WORK it then she can confirm for herself.... else she should be patient

henrybomb:
Please is there anybody who knows if the second list is out because my sister is becoming very worried.
I heard the second list but my sister couldn't find anything there

jumia
konga

if you have time then YABA/OSHODI are your best choice

albetguy:
Please I recently started working in lagos. Where can I get good and affordable male clothes/apparels and accessories? Which market is the best Thanks for incoming responses

Lawyer Up

get a lawyer to make AGREEMENT FORM LETTERS FOR YOU..... If they fail to keep their end of the bargain then the lawyers will kick them out.


#speakingfromexperience

shortgun:
By the Grace of God Almighty I have completed my house and its up for rent.
I am a new landlord with zero experience with tenants.

I've heard stories of troublesome tenants who will not want to pay for rent when due and will disobey rules at will.

I am aware that the tenancy law favours the tenant more than the landlord. I am not in a hurry to give any of the apartment to any tenant yet because I've not figured out how to deal with the tenants.

Pls friends, what is the best way to handle my tenants so that they won't give me problems?
What rules can I give them and how will I enforce the rules without hurting any of my tenants?

I KNOW HIM PERSONALLY, HE IS NO ONE'S MOLE.

Pls stop this cheap talk. let 2019 be decided by the people.

GET A JOB OR BUSINESS AND MAKE HEAVY CASH and all these stories will be a thing of the past.....

social or NOT.... na dem go dey rush u

Goodlyhrt:
of course I greet everyone and try as much as possible to be in good term with everybody but I kind of end up being disliked


I am a kinda person that enjoy my own company a lot but when it's time to mingle I mingle fine and have a good laugh with everybody just that some times I don't force conversations, generally, I go with the flow if you are happy then I am otherwise I bone up.


Maybe they hate me because they can't seem to uncover me fully.


I relocated to a new apartment (yard, face me I slap you basically) and there is this girl not my type but she is kind of likeable and I think she likes me. We interact fine and those flirty moves actually she once cooked for me which was a bad idea coz she is a bad cook and my likeness for her fell off a cliff, we still interact well and I am even planning to have my way all the way to her panties but her attitude towards me just changed...

You are funny o

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU WON IN BETTING? You think the girl does not know that your TICKET CUTS?

SIMPLY TRY AND WIN 10 MILLION with one ticket and you will know she actually LIKES YOU.....

YOU JUST WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER AND USE HER FOR YOUR SELFISH PLEASURE.... you are not even concerned with improving her life or getting her a better Job... this is why you can not really be taken seriously.


STOP BETTING and visit her often just to spend time with her... she would begin to appreciate you

Gboy101:
my ordeal with a girl working in bet9ja shop.

I have been coming to this betting shop to play games. mind you their are plenty of girls working there as there are over 12 computer desk to play games and the workers are on shift between day and nights.

I have been seeing this girl there and played game from her several times as a result of her sitting and the demarcation, so I never believe this girl has massive fat in the right places and carry such a sexy slim curvy waist line, bigger wider butt and hips that's is not corresponding with just looking her upper side or face when seeing her upper body only. she is slim with dried face, slim neck, slim hand, flat stomach and just the total upper side of her but her hips and butt is very massive, wider and bigger with a pencil kinda of leg. the perfect kind of girl that I love.

the very day I saw her shape was when she closed from her shift and was going home. I was like wow so this girl have this kind of shape all this while? and I was beginning to imagine the number of guys that must have slept with her and those that might be chasing her. I was thinking i have no chance at the time. even other girls there giving me signals. but this girl is doesn't look wise or following latest trend. she is just there and would be very difficult to toast for the first time.

i was then fantasizing and thinking the day I will have a better chance to approach this girl and even if she turn me down.

recently I have that opportunity outside of the shop where she went to buy food I was eating there too, I made some calculation and block this babe and said hi, probably you have seen my face before. then I said I would like for us to see this evening, let hang out and talk about something. everybody eyes was on me and there were so many girls and women there even the lady that was selling. and I feared if she turn down there it would not be good for me due to the attention I attracted to my self.

she said she does not have chance and i don't want to ask her number there at the scene then I quickly told her OK maybe we will meet at the bet shop then talk. she said OK then I left.


when I got to her that day she doesn't want to face me or play game for me. she will either tell me to play from the next desk or she will get up.


I block her while she was going home she told me she does not have time to talk to me and when i ask for her number she said she don't give her number out. when I tried to beg and follow her she told me not to follow her in aggressively and i tired to hold her hand she draw her hand from me. she said i don't want those nonsense.

i later saw her and said my friend she does not answered me and tried to cross the other direction. why this babe doesn't want to talk to me or even avoiding to play game for me again I don't know.

I have feeling that this babe is trying to formble for me, because I don't see any need why she is aggressive towards me and avoiding to play game for me. what could be wrong? why she dislike all of a sudden after approaching her.

I don't know if to proceeds or stop. I need response from girl only?

I best advice you to close this thread, I HAVE ALREADY GIVEN YOU A BALANCED REPLY.... yet I got insulted for it BECAUSE truth is BITTER... if you need further advice then contact those whose comment helped you privately.

NIGERIA IS A GREAT NATION but Nigerians are its curse.... Hypocrisy is what we do to ourselves most times... and those who are honest enough to call it for what it is are attacked.... MANY WHO ARE HERE WOULD WISH THEY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY AND DO A SIMILAR THING. All my point is, MARRIAGE is not really a UNION BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE BUT a UNION between TWO WORLDS.... do your physical investigations before committing to any major thing. A broken relationship is healthier than a broken marriage.

BYE.
note to all haters: BEFORE you reply me kindly ADVICE THE OP EVEN IF THE STORY DOES NOT SEEM TRUE TO YOU

Rabbit74:
I don't know why people are saying I'm lying. But I've been searching for real advice, and only received 2 intelligent replies. I met this person on a dating sight "Black People Meet." And he is not seeking a green card apparently because he already has one.

what ruuubbbiiish... did you not see where I CLEARLY stated that the lady should make her FINDINGS? That she should ask his friends and siblings? OR HAVE ALL NIGERIANS CHANGED?


What da heck are u saying... see respect yourself.... TRUTH IS BITTER.... If I didnt consider the guy I would not balance the things I said. God can not punish TRUTH. you want me to feel for someone I do not KNOW.... and to COVER UP what really happens in NIGERIA?

pls if you can not advice the lady then dont comment and attack my post.

Kingdante:
Why are you like this? You took your time typed a long ass msg to cast another man .......

Wetin u choose to gain? Abu u too want the oyibo girl? She ask you simple question you begin tell her Tinz wen go likely wan make her breakup ...... not even for once did you think or feel every body no b d same? Wat if this guy truly want this oyibo lady and you just successful break the home, depriving the young child of a fatherly presence while growing up........

Bros welcome, God no ho spoil your own oo

TRUTH is bitter....

btw... I HAVE ALREADY MADE IT IN LIFE MORE THAN YOUR GENERATION. Lol.

iceybux:
someone like never gets to make it in life.. first of all u dont knw the fact surround d so calld introduction. . but u toook time out to type rubbish and even went fetish. for fucksake this is 2018 and ppl dnt do such rubbish anymore.. but for u to have such hatred for someone u dont knw and type this shit.. u will never succeed in ur life.. bastard

WOW.....

If you believe in KARMA.... simply END whatever you have with him till he has ended his relationship and annulled his INTRODUCTION with his lady here in Nigeria. Let me explain how most Nigerian men do it...

When a NIGERIAN MAN begins to make plans to leave the country, in common cases if he already has a GIRL FRIEND they make promises NOT to leave or forget each other, some take oats in fetish shrines or with bodily made incisions as a covenant NOT to leave each other, in other cases some demand MARRIAGE or at LEAST A SHOW OF LIFETIME COMMITMENT which we call INTRODUCTION which is a culture based ceremony to PUBLICLY declare that they are a COUPLE.

Now after the INTRODUCTION, everyone treats them as a COUPLE even before MARRIAGE. Sadly most NIGERIAN MEN travel overseas even AFTER INTRODUCTION and NEVER RETURN to their STRANDED PARTNERS..... because either the lady is pregnant for him or in your case has already given birth to at least a child. This is a common occurrence here, the NIGERIAN MAN ABROAD THEN FINDS A FOREIGN LADY in a pretext of LOVE just in a bid to GUARNTEE A PERMANENT STAY in that country. It is strangely a normal thing.

So I advice you to ask him or his relatives proper questions else you may become the OTHER WOMAN and his real BETROTHED WIFE may seek spiritual or fetish help to put a curse on him out of the pain of being deceived by him.
Do the right thing and ask questions from friends and relatives before you agree to marry him.... HE MUST PROVE HE HAS ENDED ANY RELATIONSHIP HE HAD IN NIGERIA else you may get hurt

Rabbit74:
I've been dating a Nigerian guy for a few weeks. He said he has been through the introduction ceremony already before coming here and has a 2 year old son. Is the introduction a "done deal " as far as marriage? He SUPPOSEDLY put a stop to everything claiming he isn't going through with the wedding. I just need input from someone that lives in Nigeria and knows well about the culture.

deceit....

THAT MOMENT YOU DISCOVER THAT YOUR CHURCHY GODLY SPOUSE WAS ONLY PACKAGING FOR YOU JUST FOR THE SAKE OF WEDDING BUT HAS NO REAL CONTENT FOR MARRIAGE...
#Horror

WELL THIS LIST IS NOT REALLY TRUE...

MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE who INVENT THINGS OR WRITE HIT SONGS actually disobey these laws....

they SKIP BREAKFAST MOST TIMES

they DONT SLEEP more than 3 hours

they EAT SUGARY FOODS

Basically they do almost all of these things.... so if you were right then BRAIN DAMAGE would be a HIGH LEVEL GENIUS BRAIN ACTIVITY.

CAN WE CALL THIS A COMPUTER ERROR?

with the ERROR being the LECTURER..... lol

Factfinder1:
He's a lecturer of the department of computer science


Mynd44, lalasticlala

STOP LYING

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