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GO TO the nearest police station and pay a token and they will help you TRACK IT.

IamPlato:
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A New Device I Just Got Not Too Long Ago has Been Stolen By God Knows Who... I Have So Many Important Documents In That Device... Documents That Worth lots Of Money,i Have Some Of My Books I Want To Publish on That Device but Now Its All Gone. Please How Do I Get Back the Phone? Lalasticlala. Mynd44

if you were NOT her BESTIE then even if she said YES to your proposal..... you were just a SURROGATE LOVER.


BESTIES are best to date or marry each other.... YET PEOPLE WILL NEVER LEARN.

EXPERIENCE IS NOT THE BEST TEACHER because..... SOME EXPERIENCES WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU TO TEACH YOU.... what good is the lesson when you are dead?

GRACE has been misunderstood.....

SIN has already been dealt with on the cross.... we are NOT trying to flee from it..... it's just NOT in our NEW NATURE

SALVATION is of two types o.... SOTERIA and SOZO.... one refers to the instant we get BORN AGAIN and translated from the kingdom of darkness into LIGHT
but the other refers to daily life of VICTORY.

the DISCIPLES didnt try to flee from sin YET they were disciples.... because IT WILL NEVER BE BY WORKS. IF IT IS HARD then its no LONGER GRACE.

Mikefrik:
why is it very hard for a Christian to flee from sin even when they know it's consequence is death. what is that sin that you love so much that you cannot abstain or flee from. remember the grace of God is not for a believer to continue in sin. although when we get born again we are saved. but that salvation must be worked out. Phil 2:12. read (1st Corinthians 9:27) , Remain blessed.

we do not know your SKILL level so how do you expect us to tell you what to do?

olaexplore:
good day everyone please I need your opinion and idea on what to do as my final project.i know little of photoshop

IT IS RELATIVE.

someone's CURSE is also someone else's BLESSING.


There is no argument... or confusion for this.... Nigeria is the BEST COUNTRY to some of us BUT to lots of people its the WORST.


its not SPORTS BETTING.... its the user that matters.

every man for himself

PetersKID:
Due to the current situation now sport betting seems to be the means of survival of some people.
from different experiance some will say is a curse while others will say is a blessing because of what they are getting, so now I want to ask you all

Sports betting a curse OR a blessing to Nigerians?

OH BROTHER.....

COMPUTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PHYSICS OR CHEMISTRY


what you may mistakenly learn in UNIVERSITY will make you a knowledgeable VEGETABLE in the ICT WORLD.... no university except PRIVATE UNIVERSITY can accommodate the diversity of ICT.... you NEED TO GO TO A COMPUTER SCHOOL like NIIT, APTECH, NEW HORIZON etc and they will teach you from SCRATCH....


BY SCRATCH i mean... computer appreciation and its basic functions.... THEN FROM SUCH LEVEL YOU CAN DECIDE WHICH ASPECT OF COMPUTING you are passionate about....
PROGRAMMING?
ANIMATIONS?
GRAPHIC DESIGN?
DATABASE?
ROBOTICS?
Etc

i wish you well. pls DO NOT GO TO A UNIVERSITY or POLYTECHNIC for computer science.... YOU MAY JUST BE UNEMPLOYABLE... because the knowledge will not help you far in life.

GO TO A PROFESSIONAL SCHOOL.
thanks

Luvlydevin:
Good morning all I have OND in business administration some years back, now I am so much in love with computers and I want to study computer science (part time) my question is this
if I decide to write waec again will it be sufficient for me to achieve this or i need to go back to square 1 being that i was not a science student when i was in secondary school

wow, you have NOT withdrawn anything into your physical account.... then you want people to join your struggle.... its wickedly scammmm

you are one of the most SANE people here.

very enlightening thread.... NO WONDER YOU GET LADIES EASILY... you are skilled with words and psychology.

iLegendd:
You'll learn a lot from this short post.

This is what I observed about creating a thread on Nairaland, especially, in Romance Section.

There are two people on Nairaland.

1. The leader (thread creator)
2. The readers (thread viewers)

Let's assume there are 100 people. Out of these 100, one of them is the thread creator, the leader, and the other 99 are the viewers.

There is something about the viewers — they are united at first.

When the leader creates a thread, the readers come as a union. One of the readers will pick a fight with the leader to see how he or she will react.

When this happens, the remaining 98 of the viewers are watching and waiting to judge the leader based on what he or she will reply.

If he attacks back, 90, out of the 98 will attack by defending the first attacker who attacked the leader.

The remaining 8 will feel sympathetic and align with the leader to make him or her not to feel bad.

Now, here is the tricky part. If the leader refuses to ignore the attacker, the thread will become a war zone. It will become 9 people vs. 91 people.

The negative comments made by the attackers will be liked by some of the attackers allies. This "Like or Share" make the attacker feel validated and appreciated.

At the end of the thread, the attacker(s) will move to another thread feeling fulfilled because his co-attackers supported him by clicking the like button of his comment.

This is the reason most of these attackers are addicted to Nairaland.

There is a chemical called dopamine. It makes attackers strive for success and what is that success? The success is: their fellow attackers supporting them with likes and share.

What does these "likes and shares" do? They secrete serotonin in the membrane — a feeling of love, fulfilment, happiness, and content.

These attackers feel fulfilled because they were loved and supported by their union. This feeling is what make attackers waste hours online without realizing it.

When they wake in the morning, the first thing they think about is their phone and the website where their unions are.

I want to advised these attackers: at the end of the year, you'll look back without achieving much in life except the LIKES & SHARES your "union" bestowed on you or the ones you bestowed on your union members.

On the other hand, when the leader looks back, he has achieved a lot. The next year, the attackers will start to envy the leader for achieving more than them — they forgot they wasted their time attacking people online.

So, be a leader, not an attacker. Leaders get attacked the most, but they rule. You should rather be a leader and be attacked than an attacker, but depressed at the end of the year for not achieving much.

Though, I love attackers for one selfish reason and that is: they waste their precious time making a leader trend / popular as they attack and abuse him.

If the leader is smart, he can leverage on the controversy these attackers bring and make a name for himself — not just a name, but MONEY too.

If you wake in the morning and the first thing you pick or touch is your phone, then you navigate to checking your social media profile, you're in trouble — BIG TROUBLE.

If you check your phone, let it ONLY be to check time and nothing more. After checking time, drop it — don't let temptation push you to open any social media app or site.

Let me give you a secret of the first 5 things I do when I wake in the morning before I touch my phone.

1. Pray (short prayer)
2. Push-up (short exercise)
3. Brush
4. Drink water
5. Shower or clean

The above must be done before I'll check my phone. This is the secret of being productive.

Unfortunately for attackers, the first thing they do is to check their phones, check Facebook, WhatsApp, Nairaland, Instagram, Twitter, etc. Before they realize it, 1 hour has been wasted.

Why are they addicted to such a lifestyle? The answer is: emotional attachment of being an attacker under a unified union which is controlled by a high dopamine drive and hunger for serotonin and validation.

I have a lot to reveal, but let me stop here. Learn to be productive, not to be an attacker. If you must be an attacker, do it smartly and be cognisant of your time wastage online.

No one will reveal all these secrets to you, so count yourself lucky for reading this.

What did you learn from this short post?

A. Be an attacker
B. Be productive
C. Open your social media app immediately you wake
D. Be a leader
E. Keep wasting your time watching porn
F. Keep on masturbating without going on a break
G. Be smart
H. All of the above
I. None of the above

Thank you for reading.


Joe Clef,

Relationship expert / psychologist / programmer

The CEO of www.wetclef.com and a bestselling author of men's relationship help books.

you are a liar.

you just want traffic

Well, 5 days will NEVER BE ENOUGH.

Training fees vary based on institute but exam fees for certification remains the same.

do proper planning before you begin.

swillonch:
Hello everyone!

I'm interested in ethical hacking career but first I would want to be trained before sitting for the CEH exam. Frankly speaking I've had advice from friends that i should self study myself coz I'd networking but my thoughts are strong for training centers like mackintosh and new horizon all in lagos. I've an idea of their training fees.
-I need advice from someone that attended any of the training classes that are EC councel accredited. Are there training relevant to the exams?
- is 5 days truly enough to pass the exams?
-how's the experience you gathered as a result of the training to real industrial certain

Thanks in advance

One MAJOR MISTAKE you made was NOT doing a proper background check on NIGERIAN ETHICS, CULTURE AND VIEWS when it comes to relationships.

In Nigeria, all these duties you claim to do actually mean you are already married and if you do them while UNMARRIED then you have sold yourself cheap

Also, friends come before partners, yes in Nigeria... we trust our friends to let us know what is going on with our partners...

another thing is, most guys only date foreign girls for BENEFITS or to show off to their friends that they have international love life...

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT RELATIONSHIP IS NOT SEX OR CUDDLES OR A RING.... but Clear and transparent COMMUNICATION.

If you do not have that ever so often with your MAN..... then you have been USED and taken for a FOOOOOOL.
Save yourself and Go back to your country where LADIES HAVE VALUE.... here in Nigeria the MAN IS THE BOSS most times.... I believe in your country its 50/50... both partners contribute as equals... THAT DOES NOT WORK HERE.

Dionne005:
OK, so everything is fine but I am a little confused about some things. I realize most is a cultural thing and I can either put up with it or not. For example, I had brought over some food to my Boyfriend house and I saw he had guest over. He didn't tell me anything about having friends over. I start to cook some plantines and his friend was like...."oooh, you're cooking! I can't wait to taste it." I began to think to myself....WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? Guys I'm not trying to be mean but I had no idea he had guest and that day was not a good day for me to be around folk I don't know. I'm highly introverted too. I tried to tell my boyfriend he needs to tell me things so I can prepare. Is it normal for Nigerian male friends to think they can just consume anyone's food without knowing who they are?

Another time I was doing my BF a favor and picked up one of his friends from the airport. Once we got to our destination, I began to start cooking MYSELF some breakfast. The guy walks up and is like THANK GOD YOU ARE COOKING I'M STARVING! I began thinking to myself....who said i had enough food for you? I was just making a quick bite. But then I told myself....he just got off the plane, be nice and cook for him. Is this a Nigerian male thing?

My next thing is people staying at my BF place. I'm cool with it. But when I was with my boyfriend alone in his bedroom, it was known that I was in there with him. The door was closed. His friend comes busting into his room. I'm like WTF!? Like...we could have been doing ANYTHING. Here, in America, when a man and a woman shut the door, you STAY AWAY! Too old to be locking doors!

LAST THING! My boyfriend kept asking me a while back of I was circumsized. I ignored him the first time he asked Caz it sounded crazy. Then he kept asking. I was like...WTF!? How can you not tell if I am or am not after CLEARLY seeing I am not cut! Then I learned about female genital mutilation. I had to teach him about it and how it is wrong.

o pls next time to be able to argue or pose a doctrine kindly use scriptures to back up your points and clearly point to where you are going.....


this thing you put here wont trend, no one will waste time over it until you detail it with scriptures

HOW MUCH IS IT? I dont want to have to call then you have my number for spamming... post the price here

pls sir who told you that A WALLET is not safe?

wallets are run on high level encryption so they are safe BUT I suggest you go learn cryptocurrency in its entirety so you re-phrase your question.

MOST PEOPLE THESE DAYS KEEP THEIR CRYTPOCURRENCY IN EXCHANGES and not wallets..... due to transaction fees o.

FESTAC101:
Please which is the safest and Best BTC Wallet?

this will work for ONLY GOOD MEN.... not MERRY MEN.

Most men do not appreciate a good wife and its vice versa

PERVERSION IS AT ITS PEAK these days than 10 years ago....
what was once shameful is now publicly done and acceptable.

This guy should be taken for mental checkup because something in his brain is damaged... such act must have hurt his manhood with scars and dirt yet he thinks it is fun.

download UBER/TAXIFY APP and get an uber/TAXIFY to take you to the airport MM1 terminal.

multiMe:
Hi Nairalanders,

Please I need direction from Oshodi to Ikeja Local Airport MM1, it's very urgent. Please take note of the MM1.

I look forward to your helpful responses.

Thanking you all.

church is NOT for perfect people but for perfecting people. So change your seat or go stand at the back

it takes one to know one....... wait till 2019

nurusystem:
you sound like a bigot be wise

importation of goods


making school uniforms and bedsheets

school furniture too never gets old

UBER

taxify

investing in cryptocurrency

etc

bro be careful what you ask for o.

scroll to page 40+ of the dating section and see the guy who made the same mistake you are making on NL and got a pretty lady who gave him incurable HIV.

pls bro the DEVIL you know is better and kinder than the ANGEL you may not know.

Viczie:
am a young man, early twenties in need of a young lady, early twenties in enugu city for hook up. must be polite, but naughty. pls drop your number

only scammers will get to you. IF YOU ARE SERIOUS.... go to a shrine or an alfa AND your journey to vanity begin

ctbhola:
Pls who can someooe introduce me secretly to a society for riches and wealth,with no stress and pain,am greatly in need.......IF YOU CAN,CALL ME PRIVATELY ON 09077944955.......09077944955

did my post suggest am supporting him? I speak to the OP concerning his confidence in atiku... because every one NOW seems to be claiming ATIKUlate but later when he enters and makes the country a nightmare... then the same people will bad mouth him and praise BUHARI like we are doing to Jonathan.

kindly read my initial post and understand and am NOT in support of anyone.

NIGHTMARE0O7:
So who are u 100% sure that he is not trial.,?
CN u listen to urself?

it is TRIAL AND ERROR that this country used in getting to the state we are in now.

stop advocating for trial and error and know with CONVINCING FACTS who and why you are voting.

godliman:
The bible says the heart of man is deceitful and desperately wicked who can know it. Buhari came as an angel to many but turns out to be something else. Here comes Atiku the son of Abubakar, we dont know him until he is given power. Buhari has however taught us that not all that glitters is gold and we may reverse that statement for atiku that not all that is brown is dirty. who knows, this man that many speak ill of may be the hope of nigeria. Buhari has done his best but his best seem inadequate, unfortunately he is the best apc can afford, let give Atiku a try.

THE END

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