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kai! Into the fearie jaws of that crocodile? Even love potion isnt programmed to get that far na.

People say pastor oyedepo didnt "force" anyone to part with his fortune.But He neednt physically coerce you to enriche his purse, it is always implicitely obvious in the prosperity sermons laced with threats and the assured wealth in ten folds.Here as long as you are making a nice trade with God himself, you arnt just only assured of your piled high wealth here on earth, but possibly also, a gauranteed seat on the first bus to heaven.its just like killing two birds with one stone.

you guys should try reading "the End of Men" by Hanna Rosin.

jnrbayano: Very uneven match-up

The gulf in class is much.

you dont bring gulf in class in a laliga team expecialy sevilla coached by feisty unai Emery.i dont know how much you watch laliga atleast if for nothing, respect the fact they took laliga away from madrid last season.if a spanish team mean you, forget your golf in class that day.

laura prepon

genevieve nnaji its realy been a long time coming.the evil me keep wishing she never gets taking.oh lord save me, the heart of man is realy cold and dark.

darqly: So someone woke my wife this morning urging her to bathe us all in salt water, and also rub salt ALL over ourselves to stave off the Ebola virus. Needless to say we have been arguing over this as she has already polished our son with table salt since the warning came from her mum
Why are some people just causing unnecessary panic and peddling same on social media?
Today's gonna be a loooong day.

Nna men shoot first and ask questions later.this is 9ja-and hope you boiled paw paw leave too for stronger effectiveness.

mitsammy: Like seriously,wen will npa conclude the promotion exercise...as @ ds week, I was informed d promotion has to be concluded b4 dy continue wit d recruitment process; I honestly thot dy've rounded up d promotn exercise,na wa ooo...any info. house?

everything hopefully will be done this year.would there be training?

selflessmaya: This thread is stale, i've already unfollowed it. enough with the mentions, haba. And when did i state my intention to impress ppl? The only person i want to impress is myself and the ones i love. And I dont need anyone's respect or validation esp not yours, you cant even construct proper sentences, your respect wont sweeten my tea. Let naija men marry foreigners nah, how does it affect me who others marry, hian? So you know it's my life, then why are you so bitter and spewing insults? And no, my man will never have financial issues infact he can never be broke in this life, I am 500% sure. You can't marry someone like me? Well that's why you're you and my bf is him.. You know what you want and what you can afford and he knows same for himself. I love my bf very much and my bf ADORES me and treats me well and he's so loving and we're in a very committed relationship and we're getting married sooner than you know(what do u even know), i wont go into details about how much customary ground has been covered by him and his ppl. Oya take your bitterness to someone who's having it cos i'm not.

i realy admire your passion though.this is why i make sarcasm of things sometimes even try not take myself serious cause opinions or judgements usualy have holes them.not that anyones opinion of you matters.yea people will judge-the heck even hang you for doing the generally held moral wrong but these moral wrongs if not some can easily be picked apart without trying too hard just that few have that courage to. baring the poverty and hunger in the economy men countribute 50% to this industry-infact the sufeit of its supply is cause of an ever increasing demand.Everybody here knows but dont want to admit.see some here venting passionately like they put a gun to our head.if i arrange "ashie" for 100 guys here, 80% will buddy me for life.

its uh... realy growing into multi billion naira industry if they can have it listed on the stock exchange or create an online market imagine the realisable revenues even in taxes for the government who knows...even export.no kidding!

seems like for every new church (in this boom) built beside the other, values take 5 steps further down the sewer.

mitsammy: By God's grace,we'll be called this month for the interview...let's keep ds thread alive; those privy to classified info thru their sources should pls assist us especially on those related to d interview&final shortlisting. God bless us all!

great bros.more infos please

Do you know that swedish men were legally obligated to pee while sitting? As if Decades of Robbing them off their identity isnt enough.As if making them the mockery of other men around the world wasnt doing the trick enough; making them reach out for partners from other races and cultures? our dear feminists are taking there noble cause further...Alter the physical nature of men...maybe have our penis carved off us eventually.its hard not to imagine this is where its leading up to.To what does this end? "The local chapter of a left party, a socialist and feminist political party in sormaland county council, sweden" is pushing for the legislation for men to pee while sitting on a toilet bowl.And this is not even the half of it, amidts the bitter resentments in these nations.

it takes much more than deep pockets to be a father though.

MrAnony1: This is an example of a st[color=#000000]upi[/color]d comment.

it may not be stupid realy.a woman long starved of sex can be unimaginably cranky.i'll give you a link.

chibuikegn: Are u an employer, agent or job seeker?

at least if for nothing, some freaks are keeping the thread alive.

single parenting is as bad as its been made out to be i cant help saying this.buts its the bare truth not just as statistics proves but from experience.they grow up yearning to be filled up, some live on probably unaware of the obvious lack in themselvs.some lash out on society.

Shams4real76: The rate at which people passes wrong info on this site amazes me.

Don't waste your time. I have two guys that have resume this job already.

They have done trainning and posted to TinCan Island Port Terminal 2 and got a staff quater at Apapa GRA very close to their office.

Nigerian system is failed one already. They waste the poor masses time and energy on recruitment while the influential ones gets the job.

Its just sad

bros could you elaborate pls

rob his/her thumb with bitter leaf always.realy works

lordy lord! what blasphemy! get hold of this dude already lets slit his throat.this dude is way to much of feminist and a misandrist.

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Godmystrength: is this what marriage is? You are like a TV and your husband has the remote control? Asking me to root out my first name? Is he going to rename me or what? na wa o.

easy there.its sarcasm.shouldnt be that hard na.

apolonius: What did he do that a loving wife will abandon him and the kids to run into vast uncertainty? I qualified her as 'loving' because it takes some love to have conceived,kept and raised kids! Did he abuse her?

Well,he should move on as she is sure to face the justice of time.Time is one phenomenon I know that delivers the most assured justice. She will come back pleading in no long a time. Of course,if he has not consistently hurt her. As men we easily take our prized women for granted until the consequences are too late to manage.

In the interim,find love again and pay attention to the kids psyche to be sure they are healing from her 'porting'. Yes,genuinely find love again as this is one thing I know that shatters any ex.

i know you are probably gliding in the wonderous heavens of love right now bro but i dont suppose cococandy gave a picture of a love union.its fairly a usual occurence.an igbo man of means training up a lady in school with the hope of marriage and the lady eventually getting married to him out of debt; usualy a huge debt to commit your life to someone you dont fancy or is in the way of bigger dreams.some dont even pay it.she need'nt love him to have children for him.but right now, she is free as a bird.

well what did you get married for then if not to carter to his insecurities.the heck! if he wants you to root out your first name even, just do it.

you do sweethrt hold on to that belief.front page pls

and just so you know our sex drives gets three times as much as we would want to touch, kiss at every opportunity.Its uh...really a tricky one no doubt but if you pay attention close enough you would find your answer in the kiss.cause for us, some times, there is much more to sex than just riding off to la la land.

shaybebaby: Ball bag!

really? i get it.call me all the filth you want but you cant stick a knife through me on nairaland.try to hide a little bit the shit you are full off ma'm.for someone full of male curse slang, you really seem not to know what you are do you, it even saddens me when you live with a husband and a son.

njokusboy: Lolzzz, dat young lady has been throwing jabs at me all day... I no sabi where she know me from.....
Free her,Two people no dey mad at the same time, when one person craze stop na there another person own dey start...

I realy tire.all d misandrist wey de nairaland.this one own bad sha.she no de even fit hide am for all her comment.e b like say her rank climb wel wel.

shaybebaby: See weakling proclaiming alpha male. More like zeta in his case. Lmao!!

always too eager to let your tongue lose woman.calling someone a "weakling" and funny you describe yourself as an alpha female.whatever gave you that impression.you coudnt even just try a little to conceal the fallen values of your ilk in the argument.

fellis: @bold, awww, sorry about that, I didn't know you guys felt like that. Alright maybe I was harsh before, I understand where you guys are coming from.

yea we do sweethrt and you know what they say about the d.i.c.k having minds of its own*whispering* its as real as fvck

fellis: No mind am.

SO so sex naim in dey think, like say na oxygen wey im need to survive.

I don't get why some people are so disgustingly obsessed with sex, to the point that it impairs their reasoning and they start doing immature shit_ like drawing up stupid_ meaningless flowcharts.

you see why this is the problem? You dont understand the physiological make of a man so being your usual selfish selvs, u wave it off but your own immaturity cant be called to account-and yes! Sex is like an oxygen a man needs to survive.its a much more stronger natural drive in men just as you have a drive to be picky with food when pregnant or the strange menstrual moods which only "Real" men understand.its a real powerfull drive alot of men wish they had more control over unfortunatley.but my grouse is that soap and water was always going to be enough for the five minuets of madness and save us a history of men who have plunged into its shameful abis.

the wife is cheating with God.this scenerio with her at the moment is usually giving as examples why couples saperate.though i arnt married yet but i sense someone who is not getting the love and attention and most certainly the fun from the union so she decides to find it somewhere else with someone else(in the very arms of God).if she cant love herself enough to get the husbands attention anymore then....it always comes down to this part eventually.many have been here man.maybe you try and put some Romance back.see how it works out.