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IamKashyBaby:


# 3 tho...

If ur broke or struggling, why not encourage ur woman to wear NO WIGS/ WEAVE

This is the thing, a lot of african women forgets how beautiful their natural hair is..y'all dont need these crap and wrapped ur head for months with fake hair...

Aunty where is ur chill?lol!!!well said though.....truth in words

sinaj:
*in crazeclowns voice* Is this nyash

Major ass alert....

RIPEnglish:
He should spoke to his family not us, we don't want to contacted his diseases.

Don't know which is worse; the president's absence or this plaque that u have laid upon dis thread .....

NwaAmaikpe:


So having a world record for longest single note held on a saxophone automatically makes you successful?
I never knew that sirs, you must be petty mediocres as well.

I'm sure Stella Obasanjo should be the world and Africa's best first lady because her giant mosquito bed broke the world record and is also in the Guinness Books Of World Record!

I weep for u and ur level of reasoning.
How many albums does he have?
All his albums since 95 till date have been dropped with big record labels ....international labels to be specific asides his 2014 deal with chocolate city.

He is named in d guineas book of world record for longest note, he has done collaborations with artiste like common ,Macy gray....but I don't expect u to know them seeing how u r from d wizkid era.
He has been nominated for 4grammy awards.....please what other level of success r u after

Is it when he sings with tydollarsign n wizkid n migos u would know he is successful.....for a 50+yr old artiste he is an epitome of success......

Truth is no mater how hard he tries femi would always be known as the son of the legendary fela.....it does not make him a mediocre or unsuccessful....He is still one of the greatest musicians to have come out of the shores of Africa

NwaAmaikpe:


Great guy,
This is one of the bravest Nigerian ever and undoubtedly the bravest Yoruba man ever.

It's sad all his offsprings are unfortunate mediocres who didn't fit into Abami Eda's shoes

Calling Femi Kuti a mediocre means u haven't kept up with world music.matter of fact means u don't even know anything about music. Before u make such a "mediocre" statement google femi anikulapo kuti(who by the way is currently named in d guiness booknof world record)

Nice one....let's try this ur 2odds
Thanks

Baba abeg add ur humble hustler
07039117828

tonardo:
we know all this favourites will likely win...
Are you a professional gambler. ?
Or
Amateur?

Bros whether professional or amateur,dis dude just dropped some major odds for us.
He apparently did a lot of work.
Let's just appreciate his effort and hope that the bet pays.
Meanwhile make I invest small money c as d weekend go b....
Thanks chris

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He will keep running from pillar to post but no success.

From Mohits to Koko Mansion to Good Music to Slot to CREAM to Priority records.

All ventures yielding no results.
All his songs since he left DonJazzy are flops and write-offs.

He reminds me of Majek Fashek when I remember how hard he fell from grace...if he is wise, he should beg Don Jazzy to sign him to Mavins if his music career must progress![/quote)

U obviously don't understand how the business world works.check Forbes top ten richest artist in africa ,don jazzy is just one place above dbanj,and that's after record sales and endorsements of Marvin artistes who are all doing well.....dbanj is running a solo act and is still doing so very very well.....he may not be putting out great music right now but his business accumen is next to none. this priority deal is another huge investment.....and its paying off already.

magazineguy:
Mr. Eazi released Life is Eazi Vol. 1, Iyanya dropped Signature, YCEE put out First Wave and some fans are referring to these projects as albums.

While these projects are compilations of songs, and they share a number of other features with what is generally known as ‘studio albums’, it is important to point out that they are not studio albums. Rather, they are called EPs, an abbreviation for Extended Play.

Studio albums on the other hand, are referred to as LP, meaning, Long Play. It is quite easy to confuse an EP for a LP, especially with the wave of EP releases sweeping across the Nigerian music industry. From the many musical projects in the market, some fans struggle to see the line of distinction between an EP and a LP.

In very simple terms, an EP is a body of work containing more than one song but does not contain enough songs to be classified as a studio album. Usually EPs contain about 4 to 9 songs; a good example is YCEE’s First Wave project, which had 8 constituent songs. A musical project could also be classified as an EP on the basis of its length. An EP is expected to be between 25 to 40 minutes in length.

Studio albums are considered full albums. More people are familiar with this kind of musical project. They usually contain a minimum of 10 tracks, and the length of play is usually upwards of 40 minutes. On an average, fans expect that within the space of two to three years, all things considered, a new LP from their favourite artiste should be in the stores. However, this is not a standard principle. In some cases album releases could be more frequent while some could take longer. While an album is being compiled; singles, videos, mixtapes, EPs are some of the ways artistes entertain their fans.

In the same way EP and LP are wrongly interchanged, people sometimes mix-up mixtapes for EPs, but a mixtapes is another category of musical projects which could contain original or unoriginal works of the artiste. For a lot of artistes, mixtapes are seen as freebies, as the idea behind the release of a mixtape is not profit, rather, artistes use it to grow their fan base. M.I’s Illegal Music series or Show Dem Camp’s Clone Wars are good examples.

Contrary to how it is generally perceived, mixtapes and EPs are not limited to the rap community. Artistes making other genre of music get to release mixtapes and EPs. A perfect type of a non-rap EP is War put together by the clique of Odunsi & Nonso Amadi. The RnB/Soul singing duo put together an amazing 4 track long EP, which is helping them grow their reach in the circle of music lovers inside and outside of Nigeria.

With the observable growth that the Nigerian music industry is experiencing, artistes are constantly looking for new and better ways to entertain their fans. This is why they go on to compile different musical project to achieve specific goals. The fact that a lot of these projects are available to the fans, with little clarity on their differences, could cause confusion for some fans. It is therefore necessary to identify the different musical projects available and their distinguishing feature as is done in this article.


Source; http://tushmagazine.com.ng/difference-lp-ep-mixtape/

cc
lalasticala, mynd44, dominique

Baba, the stout is ready,do u want it now or when we fry the chicken?

Thanks for this piece, best thing iv read on nl in a while.

Kudos bruv

alwayscool:
I am 32 years old and married and my wife is 27 years old and beautiful..we had been maaried for 5 years from now and have normal sex life..now my father is coming to stay with us for 4-5 months,as my mother has expired 3 years back and my father now stays in village with other family memebers,now he has come to us to stay for 4-5 months...i stay here with my wife,2 yrs old daughter,,my father is 56 years old and heatlier than me,my father is alone now,but in my childhood he has done a lot for me,educated me,made me a succesfful man,now i want to take care of him for next 4-5 months..can it be ok,if i convince my wife to have sex with my father,while i m outside?can it be ethical ?i want my beautiful wife to sex with my father,alhough she talks very normally with my father,how can i convince her for sex ?i know its bad,but i want this to happen just for 4-5 months.please advice me how to convince her..is my wife seductive?pic of my wife attached..

Let me get this straight?

So u woke up,looked at d pillow, thot of something stupid to type on nairaland and this is the most retarded thing u could come up with?
Bravo!!!
While u r at it,u should also invite ur brothers,ur neighbours and ur dog to the soiree.......
O don't forget ur teachers and ur co workers and the kind cleaner and errand boy too.....n d kind and nice doctor that should have killed u during birth.

Fucktar

ridbay:
YNAIJA

Bollocks!!!

How does that even make any sense......

Sell to them, and give this country power.....its not rocket science.

The so-called distribution companies have dameged what was an already messed up sector.

All my life its been hydro......y isn't d govmnt looking into solar energy like Berlin, or fossils, even nuclear like most western countries.......

These people think we r dumb......

Angelanest:
In continuation of ongoing efforts to rout Boko Haram terrorists in its area of responsibility, troops of 7 Brigade Special Forces, 8 Task Force Division have dislodged terrorists who have been gathering in Dawashi Gari village, in an area bordering the Lake Chad.

In an engagement this morning, gallant soldiers of the division killed 4 terrorists, while others fled, abandoning their motorcycles, which were recovered and destroyed, to prevent their being used to perpetrate terror on innocent villagers.

Similarly, as part of the theater wide and ongoing clearance operations, troops of 145 Bn, 5 Brigade, 8 Task Force Division have cleared Gashigar, Asaga, Bukarti and neighbouring villages. In the process, troops made contact with terrorists in Kanama village and killed 2 terrorists, arrested 2 more, while 1 AK 47 riffle, 4 magazines and 4 motorcycles were recovered.

Col Timothy Antigha Deputy Director Public Relations

8 Task Force Division.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/troops-push-boko-haram-lake-chad-military-operation-photos.html

Defending the nation's honour, protecting her territories and landmarks from the insurgents, shielding her people from slavery and bondage....my salute goes out to the good people of the Nigerian Army who daily fight d good fight to recover what was lost.

God bless these soldiers who risk their lives on a daily......
God Bless Nigeria

adabenji:
I don't want to believe I'm under bondage cos only guys who are still struggling to make it come to me for serious relationship. When i accept and join them in hustling and praying something good eventually comes and they break up with me.
What do I do?

Keep doing u.

Different people have different roles to play in ur life.
Habbakuk 2vs 3........at the appointed time it shall speak and ur own man would come and stay in ur life.

Don't even sweat it.....

Just b patient

If posing nude would get her more movie roles and put food on her table and some money in her wallet,then by all means,please, get ur paper boo boo......

with that said.....


Totally disgusting,

deepwater:
OP I wont drool (whatever that means) over a girl that picks up arms.
Come meet my friends and i, hot ladies that pick up the pen to solve Integral and differential calculus for process control optimization



I do not know the school your attended and the standard of engineering education therein, in my school, should you have to discus heat transfer and its applications in higher level, you must first discuss the Fourier's series in sophomore year as this is very essential for transient heat transfer problem with uniform initial temperature since the Laplace transformation method is very difficult and complicated to solve the inverse transform of the subsidiary equation of the given differential equation, however, still considered a very wonderful tool


Check your moniker first, it is very obvious you are the low life here, even after your parents gave you a good name at birth and seun has also presented you a golden opportunity to rename yourself on Nairaland, u sheepishly still decided to bear OGABURAHI out of low self esteem, a name that echoes monumental failure and ineptitude at first degree and zero order.
Boi, its 8pm already, go wash daddy's car he needs to go to work early tomorrow morning

We get u r beautiful and smart,n u n ur friends play ur part with d pen,physics,calculus n engineering.respect!
The good officer ,as beautiful n curvy as she is,also plays her part in defending the nation and for that she has also earned our respect.
No point throwing tantrums n replying every comment made,smart people make their points known n ignore sillyness.
No pun intended,no gibe thrown......just saying!!!

Pls,where is the sex scandal ?all I saw was a big bellied man wearing his singlet. Question is, y do people thrive off negativity....amidst d hardship it's getting super boring n petite......so d good senator n guvnor had sex with hustlers,big deal....how has it reduced the price of one mudu of rice?Dumbass reporting!!!!!!!!

Evaberry:
Ah ah
funke u r talking.

retired ashawo
runs girl kini you have mouth to talk. abeg shift

you hVe mouth now because 1 unfortunate gold digger managed to marry you abi
ND freeze you useless wife beater you need to throw your phone away

Na wa o
Somebody can not even play with u people again without the thing getting personal

Aunty the God wey commot Funke from the runsgirl business will also do it for u and remove you from the business,keep challenging God.
We pray he also sends you ur own miner to dig ur gold.

Just come here and be writing nonsense

Much respect to Vector n yung6

They should also feature
Modenine
Terry da rapman
Jesse jagz
MI
Plus one or two underground cats

These r the only mainstream rappers with the ability to kill d mic with their punchlines.
Imagine illbliss on a cypher......."illy b illy,illy make a Milly,ogaboss don't b silly,capital b like willy willy".....

Let's c migos,youngthug,future,desiigner,lil vzi vert,Kodak black or these new age rappers try such a feat.

Y didn't he waive his desire to be governor.
Bunch of clueless people claiming power and making life harder for the hardworking lower class people.
And I remember when he said he would offset debts and salaries as part of campaign promises....
Clueless people.

Its sad that at this time and age people still think the growth of this nation is party affiliated or tied to one person.this is not about APC or PDP,not about buhari or any other person.
Somehow we have all become blind to d reality that things r not working in the country and that our said leaders have failed us.we live in a country run by propagandist and we just sit, cheer n bicker amongst ourselves while they sit, launder and make life easier for themselves and their children's children.its not about religion anymore,not about ethnicity,not about sex n definitely not about party
These people don't care about us. When last did they visit their constituencies, do they even know streets get flooded when it rains, do they know about the incessant power failures, or the fact that cowbell is now 40naira per satchet.
The same names have been running this country since her inception and the same people r running the economy to the ground. They have played their parts and its time we played ours.....ignorance is no longer and excuse. Look at France,look at the UK, even lil Ghana.
Its high time we had taken back this country from the hands of the so-called "cabals".... Haven't we endured basking in mediocrity for too long?

She expected a cheat, that's y she went through his phone. N now she has seen Wat she's looking for. The end. Sister, do what u have to do to keep ur man!!!stop sharing and seeking advice here.

please anyone with a job opportunity for a medical officer in Abuja.please kindly get in touch

hi.whats the harm in trying.here's my twitter handle......'drcrunk_g'....and i am in abuja

Quit deceiving ur silly selves....virginity don't mean dignity.it just means ur too scared to experience this side of the world.anyone noticed how u get into a conversation with a virgin n they start arguing n rambling off point ....even about issues they have no idea abt...for instance how can u talk about sex when u ain't never had sex....that slice of heaven called "org asm" after penetration is one of those experiences everyone should have,the post coital slumber that calms ur achin/stressed bones(non-virgins can I get an amen).
at 27 u still a virgin....really?how r u gon' handle it when u get married....marriage is abt experience....aunty keep forming virgin,continue being chiefsbridesmaid n "onye ishii ndi" ashoebi while ur so-called promiscuous friends get married every Saturday......d man u r saving it for wud locate ur hymen on his GPS.

N as for guys that haven't gotten laid.....nice one...keep embarrassing ur self n ur father.if he kept his virginity wud u even b commenting here?
GO GET LAID

Tinyemeka: For you to list Olamide and not include Phyno has indicated a FUNDAMENTAL PARADIGM fault in your rationale.

A paradigm fault?really?I listed olamide cos he is 3albums stronger....phyno has just 1. 3multiplatinum albums in 5yrs....only jayz cud pull such.olamide has more collaborations than phyno.n for d records....I am proudly Igbo....this isn't an ethnicity thingy....its abt hip hop....true lyricism and sheer consistency.both of them r sick indigenous rappers,I understand both languages n trust me they r not notice makers......olamides voice of the street ......wat more can I say.
As for upcoming acts like young six,Abdul, Godwon....let em keep trying.......n for veterans like six foot plus,2shotz......heys an advice....read thru thee thread again.....download some of the songs recommended....then re evaluate their lyrical prowess......six foot plus held it down for abj....u wudnt know if u r a new hip hop head with no respect for old talents

Growing up as a child it was fun watching my mum cook.That divine swing as she danced to the ballads of sweet old sisters who cud handle the mic n serenade the soul as well as my mum could whop up a hot meal.
Over the years female artiste have emerged;from the slums of Abeokuta to d villages of the far east down to the riverine areas of the Niger delta.the graceful symphony of style,grace,angelic melodies,beautiful lyrics and pitch perfect delivery remains constant features that these songstresses possess in common.
Although many of these angelic phenoms didn't make international waves....locally they were a delight and many of their hits were/are as commercial as can it gets....These ladies r simply in a class of their own!
This is not a list u c everyday as most people do not even know where to start with such...
My criteria for this includes a blend of beautiful voice;great lyrics,hit music production,popularity,and off course my personal opinion.
Below is a list of the top ten Nigerian songstresses....
Again,please feel free to drop your own list....
Or replace whichever is inappropriate...


10.nneka
9.salawa abeni
8.Edna evi ogoli
7.Esse Agesse
6.lidaju sisters
5.The late Tina Onwudiwe
4.the late Christy Essen igbokwe
3.asa
2.onyeka onwenu
1.Sade Adu