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Romance / Re: I Met This Girl In Less Than 2 Weeks. NOW THIS!!! by Trump16: 12:28am On Feb 22, 2022
IkranDragon:



Okay, thank you brother.

This one you could not detect the obvious sarcastic statement, hope people are not wasting their advices on you though
Religion / Re: Father Oluoma: If Your Wife Slaps You, Go And Drink Beer (Video) by Trump16: 12:41pm On Feb 21, 2022
Shallow-minded Nigerians.
Play the video and listen attentively before you start reigning abuse and playing God’s assistant.
Very apt message!

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Family / Re: I Am Scared! My Wedding Is This Month & I Haven't Told My Fiancé About My 3 Kids by Trump16: 6:44am On Nov 13, 2021
This must be a myth.
You know something is wrong and you’ve done it for 4 times?
This acclaimed marriage, if it ever holds, will be null and void because it was built on a false premise. Go and read the law of marriage you sorry ass.
Where are the fathers of the other four children Hebrew woman?
Nonsense!
Health / Re: 38-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Ibadan By Hanging (Graphic Photo) by Trump16: 11:28am On Oct 13, 2021
How is the man’s cloth and feet so dirty?
They may want to reconfirm it it’s really suicide or there’s something fishy
Politics / Re: Pandora Papers: Why Avoiding Paying Taxes To A Country You Claim To Love? by Trump16: 7:43am On Oct 12, 2021
Afamed:

It will definitely be senseless to you, since Tinubu or PMB names were not involved. Biggest hypocrite .
They want China fast growing economy. They want China technology development. They want China good roads network.
But they don't want China law where people with questionable character like him would have been summary executed

During your quiet, make efforts to read up tax avoidance and how much of a crime it is.
Politics / Re: IPOB Bans Rearing, Consumption Of Cows In South-Eastern Nigeria by Trump16: 6:59pm On Oct 10, 2021
How pathetic, so there’s a breed of cow that God created and named it Fulani cow??
How sad
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Buys 'Ferrari Monza' Limited Edition Worth N740m (Pics) by Trump16: 8:18pm On May 14, 2021
Nigga he didn’t buy shit.
This was given to him by the makers of Ferrari as promotion.
He was there with Juve President to collect it.
Not like he can’t buy it o... but it’s good to report right
Crime / Re: IGP Adamu Tells Police officers To Use Firearms When Their Life Is In Danger by Trump16: 7:25am On Nov 05, 2020
Bros, I am against police brutality sternly but I have watched the video.
The man did not mention any of those sticks and and little weapons u listed. Let’s say things as they are to avoid spreading false rumors.
Why garnish a news with what was not said thereby taking it out of context.

Every man is entitled to protect themselves when their lie is threatened, including the police.

I do not like the Nigerian police and their policing method but it’s not okay to take a news out of context.
Crime / Re: Policeman Arrested As Girlfriend Dies In Lagos Hotel by Trump16: 5:50am On Sep 19, 2020
MejiLoyon:
I keep hearing these stories
Men just dey loose guard anyhow.
Carry them go house na fight
Go hotel na slump
Maybe she Don take plenty oja
The dead tell no tales so scratch that

To those that will read this, below are valid points that should help avoid stories like these Wey dey cause shalaye.

OBO RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
1. Though shalt not lodge Olosho. No one knows where dem dey come from or her craze history. Olosho na shoot at sight. That is funje ko japa. Don't sleep on bicycle.

2. Never pick away matches from home. You Don ever hear say team dey go use aeroplane pick opponent? Lai Lai. You don't know the outcome of the match. Anything can happen. Make she move. Pick her from any busstop go any lungu wey una wan play the match. E get why.

3. Never allow them shayo. Never ever. If them wan Manya make am small. Besides Shey na Manya una come do for there? Play your league match and go. No time

4. And most important.... Never allow both of you sleep over till the next day. One must discharge. Either make you discharge or make she discharge. Na night bad things dey happen. God no go let us dey overnight with person wey village people Don dey dial their number Wey be say na that night her ip come dey go.

In conclusion, dem no dey give medal for obow. Do wetin you fit do maneauver comot for there. If na overnight package nack with sense. No go dey do gymnastics. If na shuke shuke do am like that. No go dey form style. Make person vein no go burst inside brain.
Nack with sense. God no go shame us.

Lastly and most importantly..... Never allow a calabar girl rap on your microphone. Kayamasantara.....na part of wetin I shout that night be that. You'll die trust me.


����. Omo that calabar girl own harsh o
Crime / Re: Policeman Arrested As Girlfriend Dies In Lagos Hotel by Trump16: 5:49am On Sep 19, 2020
MejiLoyon:
I keep hearing these stories
Men just dey loose guard anyhow.
Carry them go house na fight
Go hotel na slump
Maybe she Don take plenty oja
The dead tell no tales so scratch that

To those that will read this, below are valid points that should help avoid stories like these Wey dey cause shalaye.

OBO RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
1. Though shalt not lodge Olosho. No one knows where dem dey come from or her craze history. Olosho na shoot at sight. That is funje ko japa. Don't sleep on bicycle.

2. Never pick away matches from home. You Don ever hear say team dey go use aeroplane pick opponent? Lai Lai. You don't know the outcome of the match. Anything can happen. Make she move. Pick her from any busstop go any lungu wey una wan play the match. E get why.

3. Never allow them shayo. Never ever. If them wan Manya make am small. Besides Shey na Manya una come do for there? Play your league match and go. No time

4. And most important.... Never allow both of you sleep over till the next day. One must discharge. Either make you discharge or make she discharge. Na night bad things dey happen. God no go let us dey overnight with person wey village people Don dey dial their number Wey be say na that night her ip come dey go.

In conclusion, dem no dey give medal for obow. Do wetin you fit do maneauver comot for there. If na overnight package nack with sense. No go dey do gymnastics. If na shuke shuke do am like that. No go dey form style. Make person vein no go burst inside brain.
Nack with sense. God no go shame us.

Lastly and most importantly..... Never allow a calabar girl rap on your microphone. Kayamasantara.....na part of wetin I shout that night be that. You'll die trust me.


����. Omo that calamari girl own harsh o
Business / Re: What Viable Business Can N500k Start In Port Harcourt? by Trump16: 6:11am On Aug 28, 2019
Bro don’t sell phones o. That thing na rubbish business. Prices can fall for Africa. I am into it and I have to give u brotherly advise

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Romance / Re: Common sense vs conscience: She Is A Good Girl But From A Poor Background by Trump16: 3:06pm On Aug 25, 2019
Your online stuff is ‘The more you look the less you see?’

I will tell EFCC for you

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Celebrities / Re: Adasa Cookey Saves The Job Of A Teller Who Paid Him $12k Instead Of $1.2k by Trump16: 10:33pm On Apr 26, 2019
Story...
How did you not know the difference between USD12000 and USD1200 on the spot.
Let’s clarify, assuming the teller paid you 100 dollar bills, that will be 120 pieces as against 12 pieces, and you couldn’t notice this on the spot?

Ngwanu u can now enjoy your popularity ‘good’ man.

Anything to trend sha

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Business / Re: How Banks Exploit Cbn's Weakness To Impose Excessive Charges On ATM Users by Trump16: 1:09pm On May 18, 2018
Nice write-up.

However, you must have forgotten that ATMs are not designed for huge cash withdrawals.

If you must do transactions of huge amount, then do fund transfer, pay through your card on the merchant's PoS, write a cheque or raise a draft.

You just can't be putting pressure on ATMs and be blaming banks. Go cashlite Nigeria!!! That's where the world is already!








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Fashion / Re: Woman Denied From Entering CBN Abuja Office For Wearing This (Photos) by Trump16: 3:46pm On Mar 21, 2018
Where are her legs

This looks like a Photoshop by someone who is desperate to trend
Business / Re: Innoson Files Motion For Stay Of Execution Over Arrest Warrant by Trump16: 10:18pm On Feb 10, 2018
stuffs4me:
This Innoson man is a very dubious business man o. He's doing everything that will prevent his case from appearing in court.

No wonder he forged documents of the bill of landings. All these bad publicity will rub off negatively on his business in the long run because no genuine business man will want to partner with criminal traits like Innosson

It is now clear that GTB made a mistake by providing innosson with the said loan. Innosson approached Zenith and Diamond banks for loans but they turned him down. Note that both Zenith and Diamond banks are Igbo owned banks but they turned Innosson down because being Igbos themselves, they knew how trickery and unscrupulous their fellow Igbo could be and he was turned down. GTB on the other hand came to his rescue and saved his business only for Innosson to turn around and show his true Igbo nature.

First your English is very poor. There's no such thing as 'bill of LANDING'
Secondly your message simply depicts bigotry. So you may need to go get proper education to boost your reasoning.

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Literature / Re: Ikeogu Oke's Dressing To Collect His N36m NLNG Prize For Literature In Lagos by Trump16: 6:09am On Feb 10, 2018
eezeribe:

I hope he also wrote the essay in the language of his culture...
I hope the fabrics and materials he is using to represent his culture are products of his culture...
I hope the computer or pen and paper he used in writing the essay are products of his culture...
While other continents are advancing in science and technology,Africa is still obsessed with culture and religion...

Chai! such a sadist we have here.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Got Only 198,000 Votes From South-east, Yet They Have 4 Senior Ministers by Trump16: 3:55am On Jan 20, 2018
iamJ:
Remind them buhari, they are ungrateful people angry

I am sure this mofo needs serious brain reset.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Is Your Worst Turn Off?(pics) by Trump16: 10:51am On Jun 11, 2015
ForteNL:
A and B.....

Wow. Today is my first day on NL and i made FTC on Front page too? This is a sign of victory for me.

I dedicate this plot of land to my ex, who broke my heart, left me depressed and turned me to social network addict. Make God reward you in your own coins. Amen

You sound reasonable. U shouldn't experience an 'ex'. I am here to stay
Politics / Re: Saraki And Lovely Wife Toyin In Cheerful Mood (photos) by Trump16: 11:41pm On Jun 10, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Mehn. Laugh wan kill me ooooooo. CRK teacher!. chai!, Nairaland
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join Me Praise Jesus I Got My Desired Job!!!!!!! by Trump16: 4:56pm On Jun 02, 2015
[color=#006600][/color] Congratulations my dear
Politics / Re: PDP Calls For Imo Guber Cancellation by Trump16: 11:27am On Apr 23, 2015
Akuko Ifo!. PDP should just put their dead ass down. Sai Rochas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Jega Summons Imo REC As Voters Protest Guber Poll by Trump16: 12:34pm On Apr 21, 2015
Drsheddy:



SMH!



you mean you quoted the entire news just to end up saying SMH?. such a joke!

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Survivors Express Their Sad Experience Through Drawing - Pics by Trump16: 6:27pm On Apr 08, 2015
Lol. Nairalanders are always hilarious. wetin come concern father Abraham with Book Haram now?. smh shaa. #justasking
Politics / Re: Guber Poll: Oba Of Lagos Reads Riot Act To Igbo... The Sun by Trump16: 9:00am On Apr 06, 2015
tongue[color=#990000][/color]Oba or whatever that guy is called, to be very honest with you, Ambode doesn't need you type in his campaign team. I tell you what, you just lost him one vote here......owner of Lagos.

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Phones / Re: Be A Responsible Data User, Avoid Cheats And Tweaks by Trump16: 7:59am On Feb 22, 2015
lanre316:


You used 20gb, you're shouting. Lol. So what should I do when used almost 50gb starting from February 1st 2015.

Until network providers give us reasonable data plan compared to what obtains in developed countries; Internet Cheats, Tweaks and Tricks are here to stay. They can't outsmart us.
.

Brothers, please help a brother out.
Whoever caused the price of data to be so expensive isn't my concern. My only problem now is how to get a cheap data. Guys abeg I need this help

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Tears PDP Membership Card In Public by Trump16: 12:49pm On Feb 16, 2015
Why I remain unimpressed with the present government, I really don't care what Mr Obasanjo does. He equally contributed massively to what we are suffering today in this country. He is only looking for another fertile land to loot.

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