₦airaland Forum

Keneking:
His daughter don ripe sha

Na only dat one you take ya eye see...

"HIS" kwanu?

STFUand4kMeHARD:
I never new the meniere disease attacks the eyes too. Look again

O boy dis ya moniker get as e be

thesicilian:
Bet she was too blind to foresee the massive corruption to come from APC


But seriously, this is very scary

Ol boy that one no be jazz o. Even small pikin go tell u say APC corrupt

He's angry because her observation cut deep

adexi:
The only thing i do get about atheism is that 'they are not having any faith in any deity or no existence of a deity'. I do not get this though, why are they always considered with the section of Religion that is people 'with faith in a deity'.
This bothers me alot and what i seek to know is where do they belong categorically?

They have no sense of direction.

delishpot:
But co to think of it, there was nothing incriminating in that recording. He could claim anything. No where was Sex mentioned, no where did she say she would not trade Sex for grades. Rather she agreed that she called him and came to his office by herself. She even said maybe some other time. He could say she initiated it. She said office was uncomfortable. I understand where she is coming from, but a good well paid lawyer will hurry the truth and make her look bad in the eyes of the world. Girls should make sure to speak with confidence and against anything if they choose to record it. Make sure the person says things, make sure the message is clear


Now, let me sit back to see his fellow Randy goats badmouth the girl and say she brought this upon herself for daring to miss his test.

Are you kidding me?!? Nothing incriminating? Everything that went on in that recording was either unethical or criminal. Which one is not incriminating to you, is it asking her to lock the door so that no one can interrupt the act? Is it when he squeezed her painful b.r.e.a.s.t.s? Is it his veiled threat of ensuring her failure if she did not cooperate?

Never mind about the girl's blame let us focus 100% on the randy lecturer because as a person placed in a position of responsibility towards the girl, he let himself down big time.

ganisucks:
shameless pastor. After eating the chicken, you now want to clean your mouth. Yoruba pastors have no dignity or self control. Just 10k can make them turn to pasuma

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Wow. This Parkinson na bas.t.ard disease! See as e turn 74 year old man to carry massive wrinkle for face like 100 year old man

crackhouse:
please what's the meaning of this.

G.O.A.T, Greatest Of All Time

Too bad. In the end the father only succeeded in adding tragedy upon tragedy.

doublewisdom:
Lepacious, while on it remember to ask God for small facial beauty. You worwor no be small.

She resemble you mama,abi?

13 tigers. Where's my prize?

Her name should be Mgbeke....

[size=24pt]OYA MTN OVER TO YOU! GLO HAS RAISED THE BAR ONCE MORE!![/size]

Forget about the comic book characters called the Fantastic Four, these guys are the real Fantastic Four!

The only Muhammad I ever respected. RIP.

If this is true, the North will suffer. In many parts of the North, particularly the rural areas outside the state capitals, the schools simply don't have any teachers and they depend heavily on Corpers as a reliable source of qualified teaching staff. I personally witnessed this in Nassarawa and Niger States.

Joe4lv:
The presidency released what could have been a condolence twit to the family of late Mrs Bridget Agbaheme's family but the twit stirred anger instead of the intended message due to a clause in his statement that states "...but we should learn to respect other's faith so that we can know each other and live together in peace."

See how Nigerians reacted to the statement.

At this stage nothing surprises me anymore. I will never understand this tyranny called blasphemy of the prophet thing. I mean, Christians and Muslims insult indigenous religions on the steady: "pocket gods"; "mute gods" etc. Why so difficult to take a dose of your own medicine? And if you're one of those thinking that the problem with Bridget's murder is that it was done by the mob instead of via some joke of a judicial process; you are part of the problem. ‪#‎NigeriaIsNotATheocracy‬

In any event, the only Muhammad (and the only muslim) I have ever respected died yesterday. If only the rest of them were like him.

At this stage nothing surprises me anymore. I will never understand this tyranny called blasphemy of the prophet thing. I mean, Christians and Muslims insult indigenous religions on the steady: "pocket gods"; "mute gods" etc. Why so difficult to take a dose of your own medicine? And if you're one of those thinking that the problem with Bridget's murder is that it was done by the mob instead of via some joke of a judicial process; you are part of the problem. ‪#‎NigeriaIsNotATheocracy‬

In any event, the only Muhammad (and the only muslim) I have ever respected died yesterday. If only the rest of them were like him.

It depends.

If we're at the "She's the one I want to spend my life with" stage where marriage is the only thing left, then yes because she's going to find out eventually anyway. If you're at this stage of relationship keeping secrets is a sign of insecurity and it portrays you as an immature person.

If on the other hand we're at the "I've only known you a couple of weeks or months" stage of the relationship, then no because there's a lot I still have to discover about her as person at that stage. I might end up lavishing my money on a stranger and lose both ways: (A) I lose my money (B) I don't end up marrying her and someone else does, so I lose her as well.

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Sasuwa:
she is pretty

That means you already have something in common with each other. You can start building your friendship with your future sister-in-law from there

EVILFOREST:
I am fed up with Nigeria.

Most normal mature and intelligent people are fed up with Nigeria so you're in good company.

Sasuwa:
my elder brother is a graduate waiting for youth service, but he is falling in love with a primary school dropout, pls should advice him,
i don't want to get him upset.
thanks in advance

Dearest Sasuwa,

If your brother is truly in love and not under jazz command, I'm afraid there's very little you can do to change his mind sweetie. What you should be concerned about is whether this girl is gentle, humble and of good behaviour. If she is then maybe you'll get to like her eventually given time.

BTW, is she as fine as you?

I'm not hating or anything, but how come after all the attempts to "tu.s.h" her up, she still looks like a housegirl?

pinkyliceous:
Is it true that tortoises pee with their tongues?

Yes

If you're going to tell LIES at least do your homework MR LAI. Was it not in February this year that there was a glut in tomato production? It was even reported on Nairaland:

https://www.nairaland.com/2939685/tomato-glut-hits-katsina-markets

Now you're blaming the Boko Boys who you claim to have "technically" defeated for tomato shortage.

LAI, you can save your LIES for your APC audience. The rest of us aren't as st.u.pid as you think we are.

contactmorak:
Yoruba, Haua or Igbo-every tribe is making Nigeria proud. We are just extremely gifted

Hausa's are not making anyone proud. Hausas can never achieve anything on merit in Nigeria without quota systems (federal character) So how do you expect them to compete outside of the country?

Ishilove:
I read up on all the amazing benefits of green tea and was intrigued. Some of the merits of drinking green tea include detoxification, appetite suppression which invariably will lead to weight loss, improved heart health and even aids in clearing pimples and acne (I think this is where detox comes in) etc.

This week I rushed and bought a pack of fragrant green tea, with a twist of lime and lemon. Yummy!

And I've been regretting wasting money since then.

I thought this shaitza was supposed to suppress appetite? My God, it is having the opposite effect on me. I've been drinking this stuff since Tuesday and the kind of hunger I've been experiencing is baffling. It is strange and unusual.

When I drink it, I experience temporary nausea, and when it passes, THE HUNGER takes over. After eating, I become hungry after barely two hours. Today I was weeping inside me because I felt the kind of hunger refugees in wartorn countries must be feeling. Right now I'm hungry again

This is not normal because all those I've spoken to tell me green tea suppresses their appetite.

Doctors in the house, can you give me insight why my own case is different?

Awww, sorry dearie. Hope it's not too unbearable? Any way, someone asked this very same question on Yahoo Answers. I've decided to reproduce both the question and the answer to the question as I think you'll find it very helpful:


[size=16pt]Q: I drank the Diet Lipton Green tea today (the cold kind) and I swear it increased my appetite.... how does that work?

A: I drink green tea, both the iced version and tea-bags from lipton daily. Tea in general increases the appetite because it has a lot of water and anti-oxidants, it's not just specific to green tea. I've learned to ignore my appitite because the same thing happens with me.[/size]