₦airaland Forum

Josegun:
Yoruba Christians and Muslims get along well.

She's not a Mudslime. Lots of people in the South West bear names like that and they are not Mudslimes. I know many Lawals, Salamis, Bellos etc and they are not Mudslimes.

Make sure you invite lala for dinner when you cook the snake as a way of thanking him for FP.

Make sure you invite lala for dinner when you cook the snake.

I suspect this character must be from either the South East or Niger Delta.

Wow she can really move like a pro

But jokes aside, the kid has spent the last 8 years of her life living under the glare, scrutiny and intrusiveness of the media spotlight. She deserves to let down her guard even if it's just for once.

And she's not the only kid of highly placed parents to be caught off guard in a moment of youthful indiscretion. Remember Prince Harry of the British Royal Family who was once photographed stark naked and high on weed at a private party.

Presbulg:
Ogbeni you are not making any sense.

Sigh. How do I break it down into nursery rhymes for you NACK people? Okay let's do it this way:

In some parts of the world that have mountains, the snow from the mountain top usually flows into rivers.

In Alaska where this picture was taken, ice water is shown to be flowing from melting ice caps into the Bering Sea . The Bering Sea is the ONLY sea in that part of the world, but your stewpid MUMUhaMAD said he saw "TWO SEAS".

If you insist that the picture shows TWO SEAS, then please tell us the names of those TWO SEAS. How hard is that my dear Abeeds? I await your "clever" responses.

Raydos:
Mtchewww Ugly Thing




And Here In GTBank Sango-otta Branch.
The Number Of People There Is Two Times More Than The Population Of Lagos.


I'm On A Queue Right Now Stuck In The Middle Of Two Ladies With Big Boobs


I'm Dying
I Can't Breath Anymore

If na true you dey talk then death no be your problem.

HungerBAD:
Love is BLIND.

True true love is blind. E blind so tey she no fit see Mr. Ibu big tummy.

HungerBAD:
These people stealing Soup.

Truth is,there is no excuse for stealing. Somebody will come and blame Buhari now.

True, true Hunger Bad becos e dey make people do bad tins

I was calmly going my way, stopping every now and then to give alms to begging Mudslimes when I casually glanced at my phone to discover that my good "friends" the Nairaland Abeed Council of Knowledge (better known by their acronym NACK) have been up to their old tricks again.

It seems everytime some scientific discovery is made, NACK makes a painfully lame attempt to lay the credit with a certain demonically possessed, pedophile illiterate who lived some centuries ago.

I never get tired of sorting out NACK's confusion and I'm happy for the opportunity to give them free lessons in basic geo-climatic phenomenon.

You see the body of water which NACK's "prophet" claims to be a "two seas" is actually only ONE SEA, The Gulf of Alaska. It is not a meeting of two seas. You'd think a "prophet" should be able to count from one to two, but alas NACK's "prophet" seems to be cursed with a peculiar kind of mental deficiency.

What this pictures shows is a perfectly natural phenomenon which occurs when glacial fresh water melted from ice caps in the North Pole flows into the off shore waters of the Gulf of Alaska. When last I checked, fresh water from melting ice is not considered to be a sea by any scientist worth his salt (no pun intended )

Furthermore, fresh water flowing into saline ocean water is not that unusual. It happens in many parts of the world when rivers flow into oceans. It happens in Nigeria when the River Niger flows into the Atlantic Ocean.

Contrary to what the NACK prophet believes, the waters do actually meet , it only takes a bit longer for them to coagulate than would have been the case if the salt content of both types of water were the same.

As for MUMUhaMAD "discovering" the phenomenon, the native populations of Alaska, the Iñupiat, Yupik, Aleut, Eyak, Tlingit, Haida and the Tsimshian who had occupied the land mass adjoining the Gulf of Alaska have known about this phenomenon for thousands of years before MUMU was even born.

So you see my dear NACK members, you really don't have anything to get excited about. I suggest you worry more about repairing your increasingly damaged reputation nationally and globally and stop murdering innocent women like you have done in Kano and Abuja recently. It only shows you to be animals and it makes you unworthy to be considered human.

NwaNimo1:
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You are a mo.ron

SexyRat:
If are still wallowing in ignorance that Churches are rich cos of tithes and offerings, receive sense.

I believed in Supernatural supply

Your words are sound. But dis ya moniker get as e be...

Empiree:
Exactly! this is what i'm talking about. This hadith was explained this Ramadan. You skipped the middle. Exactly what I said earlier. This man explained it in the video. "magic" had noting to do or has no effect with revelation. Do your homework again. Pretty sufficient if you watch the video. Dont come back here to let me you have no time to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOyP8J_eIQw

Anything else, I can care less to explain. You people arent ready for any rebuttal. Y'all a waste of time. You have track record. we know you well enough

Your video was as dishonest as it was lengthy so I found a more reliable and better enlightened source. Simply watch the video in the link I provided which shows that Sahih Bukhari is perfectly accepted by all Mudslimes and any Mudsime who doubts it is usually regarded as an apostate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7PtIiUM_vA

In the video, the Islamic cleric explains that the effect of the spell cast on MohaMAD was that it made him impotent for SIX MONTHS. One can only imagine the effect that impotence must have had on a man like MohamMAD.

Mohammed was very proud of his sexual abilities. In fact there are several hadiths devoted to Mohammed bedroom antics.
For such a man to be rendered impotent for six months by a magic spell cast by a mere unbeliever (a Jew) is quite significant.
Islamic tradition relates that Muhammad was a superman when it came to sex:

[size=16pt]Narrated Qatada:

Anas bin Malik said, "The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)." And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven). (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268)
Narrated Anas bin Malik:

The Prophet used to visit all his wives in one night and he had nine wives at that time. (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 282; see also parallel hadiths in Vol. 7, Book 62, Numbers 6 and 142)

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Remember Aisha has already narrated that:

[size=16pt]Magic was worked on Allah's Apostle so that he used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not. (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660; see also Number 661)


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I’d like to point out something I didn’t notice earlier on. Note that the phrase “used to” which is used in this hadith (which originated with
Muhammad's favorite wife and sex partner!) also emphasizes that this impotence caused by magic happened not only once but regularly.

Islamic traditions suggesting that Muhammad was imbalanced goes all the way back to his childhood. His parents died when he was young, so he was brought up by his grandfather and his uncle. Muhammad had a nurse who took care of him prior to his mother’s death. This nurse relates the following account of a strange event that occurred during Muhammad’s childhood:

[size=16pt]"Some months after our return [Muhammad] and his brother were with our lambs behind the tents when his brother came running and said to us, "Two men clothed in white have seized that Qurayshi brother of mine and thrown him down and opened up his belly, and are stirring it up." We ran towards him and found him standing up with a livid face. We took hold of him and asked him what was the matter. He said, "Two men in white raiment came and threw me down and opened up my belly and searched therein for I know not what." So we took him back to our tent.

His father said to me, "I am afraid that this child has had a stroke, so take him back to his family before the result appears." So we picked him up and took him to his mother who asked why we had brought him when I had been anxious for his welfare and desirous of keeping him with me. I said to her, "God has let my son live so far and I have done my duty. I am afraid that ill will befall him, so I have brought him back to you as you wished." She asked me what happened and gave me no peace until I told her. When she asked if I feared a demon possessed him, I replied that I did."
[/size]Ibn Ishaq, Sirat Rasul Allah (The Life of Muhammad)

Muhammad’s nurse wasn’t the only one to fear demonic possession on the part of Muhammad; the Prophet himself came to the exact same conclusion when he began receiving revelations from Gabriel. A full account of Muhammad’s first encounter with Gabriel is given in the Sirat Rasul Allah:

[size=16pt]When it was the night on which God honoured him with his mission and showed mercy on His servants thereby, Gabriel brought him the command of God. "He came to me," said the apostle of God, "while I was asleep, with a coverlet of brocade whereon was some writing, and said, ‘Read!’ I said, ‘What shall I read?’ He pressed me with it so tightly that I thought it was death; then he let me go and said, ‘Read!’ I said, ‘What shall I read?’ He pressed me with it again so that I thought it was death; then he let me go and said ‘Read!’ I said, ‘What shall I read?’ He pressed me with it the third time so that I thought it was death and said ‘Read!’ I said, ‘What then shall I read?’—and this I said only to deliver myself from him, lest he should do the same to me again. He said:

‘Read in the name of thy Lord who created,
Who created man of blood coagulated.
Read! Thy Lord is the most beneficent,
Who taught by the pen,
Taught that which they knew not unto men.’
So I read it, and he departed from me. And I awoke from my sleep, and it was as though these words were written on my heart."

[/size]Ibn Ishaq, Sirat Rasul Allah (The Life of Muhammad)

From the foregoing passage, it is obvious that MohaMAD in his delusion believed that an entity called Gabriel tried to strangle him into submission to Allah’s will. The point that should not escape any intelligent person is that the Islamic “Gabriel” operated differently from the Biblical one.

For example, Gabriel NEVER attempted to strangle Mary when he brought her the news of the Immaculate Conception. So why did he try to strangle MohaMAD? Perhaps he was showing MohaMAD the important role that violence would play in spreading Islam.

These encounters would probably explain why throughout his life MohaMAD entertained a deeply irrational fear of possessed people or anyone he believed to be possessed as he narrated himself in the following hadith:

[size=16pt]“Now none of God’s creatures was more hateful to me than an (ecstatic) poet or a man possessed: I could not even look at them. I thought, Woe is me poet or possessed—Never shall Quraysh say this of me! I will go to the top of the mountain and throw myself down that I may kill myself and gain rest”

[/size]Compare MohaMAD’s attitude to the possessed with what is found in the Bible. In the Bible it was the demons who were afraid of Jesus and not the other way round!

When we examine the life of Jesus, we find that Muhammad is to be utterly rejected. Consider one of Jesus’ many encounters with demons:

[size=16pt]“They went to Capernaum, and when the Sabbath came, Jesus went into the synagogue and began to teach. The people were amazed at his teaching, because he taught them as one who had authority, not as the teachers of the law. Just then a man in their synagogue who was possessed by an evil spirit cried out, "What do you want with us, Jesus of Nazareth? Have you come to destroy us? I know who you are—the Holy One of God!"

"Be quiet!" said Jesus sternly. "Come out of him!" The evil spirit shook the man violently and came out of the man with a shriek.
The people were all so amazed that they asked each other, "What is this? A new teaching—and with authority! He even gives orders to evil spirits and they obey him."

[/size]Mark 1:21-27

As I have stated, the choice for Mudslimes was to choose between insanity and demonic possession to explain ModhaMAD’s irrational behavior. They chose demonic possession so they should stand by their beliefs and stop using lies and taqqiya to distort the truth.

FuckTheMod:
Is your mother daft?

Is your mother a ho?

FuckTheMod:
Some dolts will come here now and start shouting ISLAM..


These BASTÂRDS foolanus are mostly not even Muslims, you will never even see them praying.
They have Muslims, Christians and other religions amongst them.

Where in the story did you read that the herdsman is not a Mudslime? Since when did the Foolanuses who from time have fought for the Islamisation of Nigeria, begin to tolerate Christians amongst themselves? Are you this daft?

Odunharry:
Lmao.
Ladies dream..
The guy na horse.. Kudos to him .




Lalasticlala u see something?? See mad traffic.

Still have another list of people viewing. .no spce to upload

Bros I hail o. How you manage get 88% battery life on top all dis no light?

Meanwhile Bubu's daughter had to take the Bar Exam in Nigeria 4 times before she could become a lawyer. She for study shariah law for Zamfara State Uni

parisbookaddict:
Let's read a book. Its called
The people vs mohammed.

Its a book that is banned in many islamic countries. Only brave muslims can dare to read it. It goes into details about the numerous deeds of Mohammad in the quran and hadiths.. it also offers an analysis about why mohammed did what he did..

Heres a free copy courtesy of Okd1

https://www.dropbox.com/s/e9gmm70nxqve60h/The_People_vs_Muhammad__Psychological_Analysis_nodrm.pdf?dl=0

If you want a hard copy or kindle version as well as support the author purchase here

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ZE45LUG?pc_redir=T1

I started reading today. I invite muslims and christian apologists to join me..

Blackfire
Usermane
Empiree
Rilwan
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Annunaki
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TruthHurts1, true2god, ebenice, malvisguy212,Rilwayne001


If u have read it , give me ur review.

I've heard of the book and I welcome the opportunity to read it. However I don't think it will tell me anything new about the state of MudhaMAD's mental competence.

Even Mudslimes know that MudhaMAD needed help upstairs. Their Hadiths even state as such. There are 3 kinds of islamic hadiths:

sahih ("authentic",
hasan ("good"
da'if ("weak"

Let's see what one of the Sahih Hadiths had to say about certain peculiarities in MudhaMAD's behaviour:


[size=16pt]Narrated Aisha: "A man called Labid bin al-A'sam from the tribe of Bani Zariq worked magic on Allah's Apostle until Allah's Apostle started imagining that he had done a thing that he had not really done."

Sahih Bukhari Volume 8 no. 658

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Another passage from the said Sahih Bukhari Hadith:

[size=16pt]Narrated Aisha: "Magic was worked on Allah's Apostle so that he used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not. "

[/size]Sahih Bukhari Volume 8 no. 660


In most primitive societies, mental health challenges were usually attributed to demonic and/or spiritual attacks, a belief which prevails in certain societies that still cling to elements of animist and primitive traditions (Nigeria, to name but one example)

My take is that MudhaMAD was psychotic and mentally unbalanced. His followers knew this and more importantly they knew the damage it would inflict on their fledgling religion if its founder was found to be a MAD MAN. So they simply made up a lie that he was sometimes subject to spiritual control from evil sources.

One has to wonder about the intelligence of the average Mudslime who finds demonic possession in a prophet easier to swallow than insanity, but there you have it.

Thanks for this johnca. What I would like to know is will a Survey Plan become invalid if it is not charted?

A conversion of conscience is better than a conversion of convenience.

All these individuals converted for the convenience of furthering their careers in Nollywood Yoruba.

Perhaps you may have heard of Mosab Hassan Yusuff. He is the son of a high ranking member of the Islamic terrorist group Hamas who gave his life to Christ after his conscience convicted him of the truth of salvation. He remains a Christian in spite of numerous death threats and assassination attempts on his life.

I would rather have one convert like Brother Mosab in the fellowship of Christians than have a thousand "Christians" like these actresses.

mrkayusfit:
Who would ever believed that i disvirgined this girl back then in ss3? Life is truly unpredictable

Na ojuelegba weed dey make you misyarn.

Themaths:
Search for it on Aliexpress. Goodluck

Thanks dude!

Kamensky:
He couldn't have been Prime Minster. He is in Labour Party, the Conservatives are holding power that's why Theresa May is Premier.

Thank you for correcting ignorance.

This can only happen after correct gbemu has changed hands.

HateU2:
This is for lalasticlala I guess
Dats why he's still single
He's a player just likr mrcork chasing light skinned girls all around

Come to think of it, has any of you actually seen lalasticlala with your own eyes? I keep hearing rumours he is actually a she. Please if anyone has a picture of lalasticlala upload it to NL. let's settle this identity thing once and for all.

Namzy:
Lumsing 10400mah, then had to switch to romoss 20000 mah when I bought my cubot h1 with 5200mah battery...... Low battery a thing of the past

Thank God I finally found someone else using cubot h1. Please do you know where I can get replacement battery for the phone? I don search jumia tire but I never see am.

Why do I have the feeling that this was concocted by a man?

Just negodu this beautiful creation.... You no go die love until you fulfill your destiny by my side