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There was one phone I bought on AliExpress like three years back, Doogee, it was good o, 3800mAh but it could last 10 to 11hr, after one year, the bottom screen just stopped working, back/recent/home button were in there �, I downloaded onscreen ones to cope, few months later, the screen separated from the body, I used glue and sealed it back twice, then the bottom screen got better, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, I couldn't give it away after I bought a new one (it will be suffering for anyone I dash, and it sha reminds me of the time guy man was broke and couldn't even manage body well), now I just use it to listen to music.

nwajesus12:
China wan emulate North Korea for hostility, na them go tire sha. Dwarf dictators

well done Mr giant, oya enumerate your life achievements sharperly with proof or forever stay silent and accept you're a (giant and) jobless keyboard warrior, mtchewww.

adecz:



Southerners are using their
education & knowledge to create
create fabulous wealth & content.☑️☑️☑️

Northerners are there, burning down
schools, positioning their poorly educated selves for government jobs where they can embezzle billions to maintain 4 wives & 21 children or trying to search for routes cows will use to go and feed on people's farms.❌❌❌

North & south are different peoples
that shouldn't be one country.☹️☹️☹️


Great job guys, Nigeria needs their
own Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg etc ✅⭕️✅

get out of things you cannot do anything about and focus on things you can change.
please don't live your life like this, it ain't healthy, South is not holier than North, since you're not based there, what's your drama with them? face yourself o, before we hear you saying it is the North that stopped you from achieving your dreams, mtchewww.

Jones4190:
HE PROPOSED. AND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! (At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, a man and woman having dinner) Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me? Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly,MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning? Were you trying to destroy my faith? You almost rendered my prayer life useless? What were you waiting for? What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!! Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!
make we laugh small, we too the hear bad news for this country

puhahahahahahaha, if it were real, she would have tried no be small sha.

Sleekfingers:
So na buhari say make dem remand him abi?

Buhari this, buhari that

They don't understand how leadership works na, micromanagement is not possible for a president, in-house mutiny is a real thing.

WesternOligarch:
People would take this statement and twist it. It's obvious she's trying to say don't surround yourself with mediocrity. Move with people that will challenge you and not make you a local champion. It's either you're both equals or the person is above you.

Totally different from what she's saying unfortunately

jimmyolasun:
Naa by force? Who send you??


You even base for Kano.. there are many things you should be worried about..
What if isbah catch you?? Or Boko boys sight you?? Don't you know you dey tempt their penis?? Haram

If Dem start dey wipe you koboko now, you go dey scream violation of your rights

you need to move to Kano for at least two months, live there and then go back to wherever black hole you crawled out of an enlightened man.
No one arrests anyone for fixing nails.
you should see the spas and nightclubs they have in that town, your eye go clear mtchewww

helinues:
Their palava
Whatsapp self don become public toilet.
Icq and telegram dey gidigba

them too will soon join with the other two.

temitope27:
Which kind phone be that one

na Song Dynasty Nokia be that one o.

temitope27:
Which kind phone be that one

na Song Dynasty Nokia be that one o.

Lixusheng:
nipost to embark on indefinite strike tumoro

hmmmm, no words.

onoms4luv:
It is taya some and worrisome for a beautiful girl like that, with all those assets to give up on herself.

In as much you nor kill person, used anything when you get take get what you want.

No #RIP.

true legend never bow to pressures

Apparently you haven't met 'pressure' yet.
The real thing o, not your imagination.
You will then understand that legends can give up too.

treesun:
This government, how sustainable is this? How many of the people will end up in class rooms? How many students do we have in Faculties of Education, all over the nation? How this be funded?

Good question, especially as 98% of what we generate internally is used for debt servicing.

I knew it!
They'll be looking to pay out only to 5 pointers, their side chicks, and their pockets.
It is well.

Ola17:
Very typical, blaming the victim instead of proffering solution or condemning the rising insecurity in the society.

condemning is useless, speak sense or forever stay silent, Nigeria has been condemning her leadership for 60yrs, look how well we're doing.

beautyhd:
Do you know people need to be on the road early to make it on time to work.

Traffic issues and the urge to beat traffic in lagos has exposed many to danger and increased robbers on the road cos its the best time to rob hustlers and get away with it.

Cursed set of people.

I live on the mainland and work at lekki, i leave home sometimes 5am and I'll be the only one walking to where i could get a bike to the bus stop. Every day of my life I'm always thankful and grateful to God for his protection.

please o, buy a taser or pepper spray and keep it on hand o.
please o.

vinceyinnovation:
After spending so much on messi, the deserve jara service...

Messi made sure he milk barca dry before going...

Messi fans coming for my head...

DO YOU KNOW WHO MY GOAT IS?

HE can never do such to his club!!!!!

because he's your twin brother and you know him so well, right?
kontinue there.

HEAVEN4444:
HIMTULIE. celebrating islam takeover. the mayor of london is from pakistan falling empire

Look at your life, why your life toxic like this now?

Marpol2021:
Wenti bring this one here again?that was how my friends nearly lost their lives when some miscreant in Kano came shouting allahu akbar .i hate hearing that words(Allahu akvar

fear god o, how will someone nearly just lose his life just like that because someone was shouting praise, imagine if I talk say, 'my friends nearly lost their lives when some miscreant in Ogun came shouting hallelujah hallelujah' don't hate by automation o, as in third party automation as it is.
BTW, your friends are liars.

Mbataku96:
This is the rock that Moses struck in the Bible and water gushed out

This is in Saudi o, Saudi.

Or11:
Even in your dreams, you can't have such a girl with your current mindset.

KO! Or11 #wins

TrincoMarley:
What's the offense here?

Court's in Session.
Justice Rochelle presiding.
Case between Officer Smith and The State.

Lady Magistrate: So Officer Smith, what's your defense?
Cop: Thank you, your worship. So here I was sitting in my squad car, you know minding my own business. Doing my thing. Keeping the streets safe. And then this girl just walked by, and I was like dayuuuum! look at the arse on that one. It's gotta be a crime walking around with that armory. So you know me, as a real OG, you know I couldn't just let that slide. I told myself, I gotta investigate that further. I gotta probe into that.
So I said, hey girl, let me hola at you right quick.
She was like, what?!
I was like, word!
She said 'Funk the police'!
I was like, hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about.
So I got my cuffs, and fortunately for me she was resisting arrest. I said, that's whatsup. Cos you know now I had to do some strip searching, if you get my drift.
So I made her wear nothing but handcuffs and heels. One thing led to another, you know. We were both interrogating each other. Unfortunately while I was Rodney-King beating that arse, my mic was on.
See, I was in the line of duty. In active service, if you will. You might say, I was enforcing the law in my own way, you understand.

Magistrate: Meet me in my Chambers, right now! With them cuffs.

whooooo! you funny small sha, you have writing skills, you should explore it, see where it leads. maybe start with flash fiction on Twitter? They loves this kinda stuff over there

Emu4life:
Why should I read this textbook

As in this one na 3 credit course o, even the summary will still be a 1 credit course, in short, we are our own problem.

So...you gave them extra knife untop the one wen dey already get, Mr Man, you don try o, chai.
Don't waste your talent o, there's knife throwing competition, worldwide, prize money stuff, go register yourself sharp sharp, we gon cheer you.

Handsomejok:
I don't know where she is

oya sharperly ask your daughter to sound out her mother, they're witches right? Don't they have a witchdar? For communication or stuff, maybe they go to meetings or something, right?
You need deliverance from your mental prison. Truth is, you're not comfortable with whatever you're about to do, which is why you're here trying to validate your logic.
This is the untold truth, live well bruh, it is well.

are you an ATM? Answer that question and live free bros. even in federal universities, yearly tuition plus hostel room (even resold o) no kuku pass 100k, which kind bill be this biko?

Melanin07:
To my fellow pie miners, what do you think will be the value of 1 pie network when it launches this year December 2021.

For me, I predict it will have a starting value of 1 pie = $10.

What do you think?

You can use my invitation code "abaridennis" to join if you haven't.

Happy mining. December will soon reach. Mine while you can.

$1 that is, if it launches at all.

prowriterss:
Thanks bro I'll implement the features you mention...altho I don't quite have a visual grasp of number 4.....can you elaborate more on the 4th feature?.......thanks again

he means if you have 5 tasks on a list, and you complete 3, there should be a bar at the top of the interface saying 70% complete, (progress tracker, you get)
maybe it could go to a completed tasks archive when done with?

Franzinni:
ok at least I know your intentions are rooted in good and not the usual pull them down Nigerian way... ok to answer your question, I have a couple of game ideas which I have started working on, but I don't want to be creating simple casual games I am trying to build a adventure game with plot points and a holistic story... and to be honest, it's a whole lot for one guy hence the speed in progress. But I welcome your advice, it is constructive and I appreciate

Start small, start simple. A game developer whose portfolio is just full of... ideas? you get how that sounds?
ditch the big, start small, climb up. can't skip no rungs on the ladder, it don't work like that.

sisisioge:
All these irrational people sef! You offended someone, you havent apologized and you expect her to tender the pusssy happily and joyfully? Hian! Isnt the darn pusssy part of her body? How can someone unhappy with you happily give one part of her body while the rest of her is not in it? What the fork is wrong with these male forks bayi? Who the hell raised these people? Dang! For most of you, your greatest achievement on this planet earth is being born with a dick! How lame!


Whew! I'm so sorry, but can we have emotional intelligence added as a compulsory course in schools at all levels? One of the things that astound me the most is how irrational people try to explain their irrationality to themselves and others. It is well.

#Finally! I'm starting to find people with a working brain in this dead forum, thank god for a slice of the upgraded brianbox...

greenie77:
It is not about American laws but human emotions that is universal. If you forcefully have sex with your wife against her will to prove that you are the boss, what do you expect to be her perception of you after the act?

If she goes too far with revenge by adding a little something to your water or food with the aim of gradually depreciating your health, who do we blame?

We have read several stories from a part of Nigeria, of females who got arrested after stabbing their husbands to death because of forceful sexual encounters, feel free to Google

A women who feels sexually violated have no issues with handling a knife with intent to revenge.

If a woman feels raped, you can't convince her otherwise.

This is the untold truth right here.

Mftivi:
lmao you are funny. I am Christian but do you know what the so called Christian nations have done ? Who is responsible for Hiroshima ? Let's start from there.

let's not even get into the crusade part of it, hmmm.