₦airaland Forum

sonssyo:
Speedaf go holla you

speedaf NIPOST goes to NIPOST prison, not speedaf.

fourboys:
ZOO na ZOO

And you're living in it, brava, yum.

Unlettered:
Why do we always have to bring negativity i to a positive thread?

If the whole 2.7million nairaland members agree with you now so what?! Why cant we just check the content and not give it a meaning for ones?! Its sad and pathetic though. Just appreciate the thread and what he has to say about his family and move on. Jeez

Finally, sense don land!

Pharaoh4rin:
Northerners feels that government money is their entitlement.

The northerners are heartless, corrupt and lazy. I hate to associate with them.

kuku leave now, who is stopping you? who will miss you? no one will even remember you, never forget that you're just a statistic until you attach meaning to the handle of your name. Face yourself.

Theoarhics:
Hausa people dey thief sha....

See your life. And ole buruku means 'saint' in another tribe ni?
Face yourself guy, face yourself, read the last four words again and gain wisdom by fire by force.

chatinent:
Make I no kuma talk before garri wey I drink go leave my body.

lol God still dey our side. Amen

RuggedBiafran:
A mistake of a human being, this cow loving terrorist is gallivanting up and down because he is desperately trying to justify arrest of NNAMDI KANU. Just imagine going to Scotland for climate change..?? imagine a useless man that cant tackle deforestation. a man that supports glaring terrorism...etc...spits!!

Its already known in the international arena that his useless government supports "fulani herdsmen" code named bandits.......also be rest assured that your lieutenants and co-conspirators wont go free.

As for the zombies from AFONJANESTERN...and their KOGI BASED zombies ...BIAFRA is a done deal!!!

last time I checked, everybody is in Scotland for climate right now, everyone. But of course bubu can't go, because....?
Stop doing expired weed, you won't listen, continue, you hear.

charlypoker:
Why can't this lifeless cow cum coconut brain just collapse and quench so that we all can have peace in this country?

thank God you're not the creator of life, werey.

DoggoneDogg:
The drug addict has gone for another dose to stay high or else he will die.

Never in my life have I seen someone so addicted to drugs like this aboki.

anyone can tell Buhari is sick, his parlor, weight, etc, anyone can get sick, but because we're not all in the public eye we're not doing drugs abi? what's the difference between you being sick and Buhari being sick? Because he's the president and you're not. watch the narrative change if he were you father and you were reading trash like this about your sick father. I'm not making excuses for him, he should clearly resign, but when it comes to basic things such as health, be a human and not a beast, hmm? If you were him, wouldn't you take advantage of your position to heal yourself too? Or is that wrong too? Holier than thou don't suit you.

Golferty:
What kind of timetable is that? I planned on buying irish potato to fry for snacks but just a bottle of groundnut oil will finish the money.
Please I'll be happy if you can also draw a timetable for me
I will show my husband this thread so he can see what everyone thinks of the amount he gives me.

No! please stay away from Irish, it's not fulling at all, go for sweet potato instead, it doesn't drink much oil, it's fulling and it's sweet, you can boil it if you don't have oil, plus it's got good nutrients.
plus indomie is below N150 per 120g, that's enough for one kid, you can do with garri on the side,

Jeon:
4k a week?
Inside the 4k we have transportation fee,foodstuffs fee , snacks fee,mimomimo fee for 2 persons in this recession . Mtcheew my dear ur husband is not feeling fine.

Jungkook is a right.

MrPresent:
Check my post on Food or Business by clicking my profile. You will watch the video.
Or DM via WhatsApp.

this is bad sales tactics, I don't have time to watch your YouTube videos counting the number I need to know, which is why I initially asked you, you could have just told me the exact number instead of typing all that, would have been much easier, when you're ready to sell, I should see a number.

ideatoprince18:
No matter how you advise this gender from southern Vargina they won't hear !!!!

To be sincere most of them wants to be Used ..... Some would be even looking for the guys contact.... During the party sef some would be offering to Fvck the guy just for a share of the spoils ..... I don't pity Dem biiitches who get used by Yahoo boys.... They clearly know what they were getting into!!!!

We know as e dey go for Ekewan!!!! .... Lautech Bobo no even do reach Uromi boys sef

tribalism doesn't suit you, Southerners ko?
Face yourself guy, I said face yourself, what did I say?
stop judging a gender you don't belong in, you don't know their difficulties.
stop it.

MrPresent:
Alright. Divorce una selves.

Anyways,

I Sell Sweet Delicious Smoked Dried Cat Fish . Perfect for all Native SOUPS and for my "Garri Soaking Geng"

1000g Pack: N6K

how many pieces inside the 1000g?

Mercychen:
...
What Happened?
She couldn't withstand Regina anylonger or what?

Women... She has forgotten thats how she too was married on top another woman. Now she can't take it. Hm!

Do unto others what you can take.

Do unto others what you can take. lol

lateefykn84:
call there customer service you parcel was deliver to wrong person

Do it sharp sharp, that's how a package of mine was nearly delivered to another person one time,

tonididdy:
Gdm guys.... A call came in not from the PO that I have a package from aliexpress.


Aliexpress no longer use PO?

they still do, but now we got speedaf

hisexcellency34:
What if I tell you guys I was the lucky buyer?.

congratulations, now what?

SimplyFacts:
Thank God, help finally comes his way.

And that leaves me with the fact that Naira_land is a medium to pass information to our govt. Most reports don't get to them until it hits NL front page.

Pitiful govt, I wonder how dem dey cope with some helllish comments.

story was published in daily trust, okay? No one reads anything in Nairaland, forget it.

Iyaebe:
Davido is naturally attached to chioma but just been silly,I heard he's begging her for another chance but I pray chioma won't listen to his pleas

oya go get your eyes back from whoever you rented it to, and rent a brain somewhere, this is 2021 for god sakes, level up!

paymentvoucher:
RUN Ooooooooooo

I came across the same scamming pattern which I was scammed in 2017. So I’m bringing it here for people to learn and not fall victim.

Please find below the latest FAKE job position below before I proceed:

https://www.myjobmag.com/job/153032/wacomp-programme-officer-european-development-fund-edf

In 2017, I saw a post online for Finance and Administrative Office which I applied online. I was sent this message below the second day:

Dear ******** *****,

We trust you are fine.

We have reviewed your application, qualifications and experience and pre- shortlisted you for the Finance and Administration Officer Position - based in our Regional Office in Abuja, Nigeria but with travel on assignment to Co-operating Partner Offices in Benin, Burkina Faso, Togo, Ghana, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Cote D’Ivoire, Guinea, Senegal, Niger, Mali, Mauritania, Gambia and Guinea Bissau on need basis.

For the full Job description and remuneration terms, please see the attached Job description document (MS Word 2003-2007).

Find attached to this email our entry assessment form for new staff joining the organization. Fill it honestly and accurately and return the same to me as soon as possible as we need to fill the position very urgently due to work backlog in our office (by 21/07/2017).

For the position, the organization requires your latest Psychometric ICLAP score as per the desired qualifications but given the geographical separation, as the recruitment is being done here in Belgium, we are unable to conduct the same.

We request you to submit this together with the filled entry assessment form.
If your ICLAP is not ready, please fill and send back to me the new staff entry assessment form but schedule your ICLAP with an International invigilator including but not limited to the below invigilators and email me your score as soon as possible:
MaxPro Centre www.maxprocentre.com

Welcome to MaxPro Centre
www.maxprocentre.com
Hussingtree HR Consultancy www.hussingtreehr.com;

Any other accredited LAP Invigilator is fine as well.

Please scan and email the certified ICLAP score to reach me on or before close of business, 21st July 2017 if you would wish to proceed with the recruitment process.


Wishing you all the best in remaining application processes. WARHI is an equal opportunity employer. Any solicitation will lead to disqualification.

Kind regards,
Laura Ashcroft,
Chief Financial and Administrative Officer,
The Western Africa Reproductive Health Initiative (WARHI),
Avenue Herrmann-Debroux 40 B-1160,
Brussels, Belgium.
Tel: + 32 2 7848 6700,
Fax: + 32 2 0898 8765.
Email: careers@warhi.org


It really look so real right? @christaddicted grin grin grin immediately I opened my laptop and clicked on the links for the exams.

I clicked on “www. maxprocenter” and contacted them for the ICLAP test. I fell for the SCAM. Find below the messages to maxprocenter :

Hello,

I called earlier in respect of the payment for my test. Kindly send me the bank details.



Dear *******,

Thanks.

You can pay the fee ($125 equivalent to 41,970 Naira) via MoneyGram or Western Union transfer to our Finance Manager, David Gitau. The full details are as follows:
Name: David Gitau
Address: No.87 Mugumo Road, Off Kyuna Road, Loresho, Westlands,Nairobi Kenya
Tel: +254725090148

Please scan and send the bank deposit slip.

You may use Safaricom Mpesa by sending to +254795308024 the fee of $125 (Naira 41970).

Regards,
Richard
[/b]

Laura Ashcroft? What an utterly fictional name! Should have picked up from that! At least now you know better.

If this were BUK, they won't get that statement till next year, BUK don't tolerate protest.

Ammishaddai:
This one wey FFk girlfriend dey dress like Muslim , hope say him never codedly convert to this satanic APC's islamic agenda

if to say na breast and yansh she con show, na same same old you that will jump on it to start singing immoral generation, oloshos blah blah blah, guy man, face yourself o, I say what?
Face Yourself!

Admitting incompetence in broad daylight, only in naija.

Shellsploit:
Same hair someone will barb for N300 in Aguileri junction anambra, another will barb it for N58,000 in USA



Is God not wonderful...?

that's branding brother, branding.

Charmingrascal:
Sunday Igboho has been poisoned by Benin republic authority in collusion with the Nigerian government.
Buratai knows about this, this is the reason why the Nigerian government is no longer showing keen interest in Igboho's case, this is why the clamour for his repatriation by the Nigeria government is no longer intense.

This is sad.
One day Benin republic will pay for this, history will never forget.
We will tell our children about this

And then what? hmmm?

KakeMP:
As an electrical Engineering graduate with 7yrs experience, I would advise you to start learning lucrative I.T skills

Electrical Engineering will not pay you in the long run

I can't believe you wrote that!

TechCapon:
I experienced something very similar exactly at UTC bustop in Port Harcourt. Omo, the officer removed my belt and was massaging my balls oooo. All in the name of searching for hard drugs. He later apologized after seeing the look on my face and said that guys were fond of hiding hard drugs down there.

When he retires, he can open shop untop say, him na professional ball-massager! Hm

captainamiedi1:
In your dreams. Airtel remain the best in terms of bandwidth for me. I struggle with MTN daily

finally someone is talking sense, MTN only works in the AM, they're allergic to daytime it seems, Airtel is a sure bet.

Ppogbae:
SW. With a job like that, you'll be easy bait for Bandits in the North. Not worth risking life

Don't be believing everything you read in the news o, guy, Gombe is safe, safer than Lagos, I speak from #experience

EazyMoh:
Please stay in your zone o. Nigeria will soon divide.

In your dreams ba, Niger will never divide until the people looting her don't need her intact anymore, fortunately you are not one of them.
Don't hate by proxy o, if you cannot justify your feelings with your own mouth, rest.

Omoluabi1stborn:



Everyone should take note


This is an OLD LIST

Very different from reality in 2021

Confirm, the untold truth is that Kano stopped paying after lockdown saga last year.