₦airaland Forum

You can only retrieve it with fight, which will make you look very immature.

WoundedLamb:
What's this NIN stuff all about? Is it like SIN/SSN?

continue to dey pretend, don't ever stop, you hear?

Gofwane:
Come to ilorin and see the level of disappointment we are facing.

They just can't seem to do anything close to the sample you gave them. All they are after is your money.

I saw a set of sofa similar to one below and contracted a carpenter to make the same for me. You need to see the nonsense the idiot made.

I for jejely buy plastic chairs walahi.

This is premium IKEA, spring collection. They cost roughly (3m) per sofa, and you wanted a replica in naija? Haba bros!

flames007:
As an upcoming millionaire that still has garri as a stable food, one thing i have in spades in the will to win. That alone give me an edge because i never give up, and you can't beat me if i won't flinch because i've seen poverty face to face.

i've done jobs i had no experience in at the time all because i said 'Yes, i can do it very well' and later learn how to do it. i'm yoruba, but i've learnt a lesson from my igbo brethen: NEVER EVER let a business go just because you lack the skill - negotiate first.

try accepting a programming job with no experience and #see something called negotiate. hm!

Oceanjagaban:
I don smag her na

Omo, see daylight dreaming.

Faiththatworks:
I'm starting to get really irritated by the Russian terrorists on Nairaland,these Russian terrorists need psychological evaluation.
Putin is a mad man,very delusional and a crazy despot that needs to visit a psychiatrist as early as tomorrow morning.
I have tried to balance my information on this mad war Russia started in Ukraine,but the more I try to be rational,the more I see why Putin is nothing but a mad man.
I don't understand why mad man Putin will not allow Ukrainians determine their own destiny,why should Russia,another foreign country believe it has the power to determine the political direction of another sovereign country.
Why not allow hold a referendum in Ukraine,that will be conducted by a neutral body like the United Nations to known if the citizens of Ukraine want to join NATO or the European Union.
That was the most sensical thing to do before Mad Man Putin rolled in the tanks.
I'm very happy the whole world has finally demystified Mad Man Putin,he's nothing but a delusional,mad,crazy,psyocotic kleptomaniac that will be killed in Russia by his own generals.
And for his mad cretins on Nairaland,the Almighty God will allow you experience what the citizens of Ukraine are suffering in the hands of the Russia.
The pain and the agony of the Ukrainians will be your portion for all these crazy propaganda you push out every day.

mind your business (i.e Nigeria) and get out of the mind games of the West and their manipulations that only befit them, ah? Why you dey vex ontop someone's problem like this na? Na human rights activist you be? What's your vexing going to change? Live free bro, no one knows you're doing this here.

Suspect1:
why you no add nigeria noise maker?

Suspect1 is a suspected Kenyan, Zimbabwean or South African but most definitely not a Nigerian, hm!

earleswood:
Get into bee farming to enable pollination.
Beekeeping has an important role in generating and expanding the income of small-scale cashew farmers. Hives are placed in the orchards in return for bee pollination services, not only boosting cashew nut yields, but the farmer’s income also benefits from the sale of honey and wax.

oya sharperly change your username to 'Wikipedia copy and paste princess' he probably googled that, couldn't see a solution beyond the English and came here for 'practical' advice.

Gastrocnemius:
I don't think this is necessary. How many trees do we want to cut down? Some of them are over 20 years and they've been doing well b4

chei! You're very wicked o! Imagine if na woman give birth for you consecutively for 20years...20 years o. She don overreach her expiring date be that. She don too try. So you bury her and get a new wife, for godsakes! Ah!

This one na fiction joor!

FinegirlLA:
U might want to know her has some kind of speech impediment but has a way of hiding and overcoming it.

Lesson learnt: Be good at whatever you do and all flaws will be pverlooked. Also you can br anything you want to be as long as your mind into it . No one should be responsible for your happiness .

motivational speaker spotted, how you dey? How many 'obstacles' have you 'conquered' today? Hm!

this guy gat a lexus, you sure it ain't an okada like this, the way you're dragging case with woman sotay?
PS: Never pick fight with woman, even if heaven will fall, they'll always win that fight, no matter what, avoid fight with woman.

RAVANGE!!! You did the right thing, she even shouted ontop of you sef.
But get ready o, she's going to ravange back, and women ravange na another planet on it's on, right in the middle of a blazing volcano.

genius43:
Phew!!!!!! In kiekie's voice problems.
Bottles dey fly up and down.

morikee:
I think this one don lost

Dont lose hope but don't over hope too, I've received items whose tracking stopped completely at some vague point.

Nyanmiridunce:
As for Osinbajo and jagaban, farouq you don miss road. It's Yoruba or nothing come 2023.


I know my post would touch some people unexpected but all I'm saying is 'drinkwater'.

we have already drunken the water, na you no allow us to drop the cup na.

WibusJaga:


But why should a traffic cop be rewarded for dancing on duty? Is he not constituting a hazard to motorists & road users? Driving requires concentration & a driver can easily be distracted which could result in an accident.

For God sakes ditch all this English of envy and congratulate the person or move on, chai!

Confidento:
That seller na real cruise Let's sha hope the item doesn't fall "into the water" for real this time

22 hours after I told my 'into the water' seller to cancel my order, he ships it telling me the warehouse have finished 'disinfecting' it, hm.

SeaTrade:
Yeah,been kidnapped before by separatists in a central African country.
Had all these militia pointing guns to my head asking me if I wanted it in my head,chest or where?
Paid ransom to leave sha .
My only xrime was being in a Corpe diplomatique(CD) vehicle in the troubled zones at the time of the kidnap,so they mistook me for "government" they have issues with,whereas I'm just a businessman looking for headway.
Was all the driver's fault,dude panicked and stopped when gun carrying militia started jumping out of the Bush to block the roads,
If I was in the driver seat,I would have run all of them over olorun!
Life men, life!
And this was 2017

Title of this one; Need for speed

starbuck:
June 12th 2018, 8:07 pm


A petty thief approached me on a lonely road and snatched away my bag containing the kids snacks and my infinix note 5.. I had to drag it with him but he was much stronger than me, he brought out the phone and tried to access it but couldn't and he said that i should open it, i told him that i can only open the phone if he hands it over to me.. As I was about snatching it away from him, he brought out a dagger and aimed directly at my throat to stab me but I dodged it and pushed him away.. It was at that moment he ran away because people were already aware what was going on

Omicron007, come and see something...

ursullalinda:
Twice sef but i don't give in to fear when I'm attacked......my own fear comes after the attack and it's strange.

chai! ursulla no go kill person with laugh o, ha!

Omicron007:
I have once been held at a knife point.

During the END-SARS protest in late 2020, I was on my way to work in the wee-hours of the morning, I boarded a taxi and dropped at the junction while waiting for the staff bus to come.

Immediately I alighted from the taxi, three young dirty-looking smelling boys rounded me up. They held me and told me to bring my bag and empty my pocket. I had a laptop in the bag and two phones in my pocket. I also had my office key-card, a flash and some amount of money in the bag.

These boys from the underworld pointed their knives and wanted to stab me. I gently handed over my properties to them to avoid being on the front page of Nairaland.

The security operatives where not on the road as a result of the protests that time and few commuters were on the road.

This particular sad event still lingers in my mind and I almost slid into PTSD.

When I narrated the unfortunate story, some of my guys laughed at me saying I was not a street-rugged guy.

Share your own experience, I'll be in the comment section to read.

You 'almost slid into PTSD', bro, how are you still alive? One thigish girl I know like that would have beaten those children's brain back to original factory setting.

CoronaVirusPro:
It’s not a time to hide words. How best do you describe a dictator who is intoxicated with power, and causing bloodshed. A leader who does not know the meaning of the simple word “Sovereignty”

That statement is valid and accurate for the time.

Putin cannot continue to be power. It’s glaring he has mental issues and can trigger doom anytime.

Russians will decide their faith in months time, when hardship commences a hard reboot on they economy.

You are hereby given authorization to go play superman for Ukraine on behalf of NATO and the UN. RIP in advance.
PS: No one will remember you.

Meister:
Tell him to cancel the order simple, if you leave that seller he'll continue jonsing you

Will do, thanks.

jboixxx:
[color=#0000ff]Lang barrier. He for use dem language chat with am. [/color]

:-D

Emmako007:
Smiles, which store?

Deal Home

Iceboiking:
E be like this seller dey use u play oooo Which one be into the water?

That's exactly what I'm waiting for him to answer too, heh heh.

Babalegba:
Would you rather bring covid to Nigeria

I didn't know covid could stick on phone surfaces and survive god knows how many days of shipping ahead of contact, I take it back. I henceforth shall not finish the seller with my mouth again.
The seller funny pass you sha

ivolt:
Another western propaganda. They like manipulating events to suit their need.

Those sanctioned guys are anti-imperialists using Boko haram to fight for
Nigeria and Africa's freedom from America's shackles.

America should sanction itself first for invading Iraq and leave the innocent jihadists alone. I hate hypocrisy.

Only those who are not brainwashed by western media will appreciate Boko haram's effort to save people from going to hell

I can't believe I just read that!

Emmako007:
About 20 hours after ordering, less than a aday..

WHAT?!?! And I've been waiting three weeks now for mine to be shipped and this seller keeps saying the warehouse is 'disinfecting' the goods cause of the covid situation, today I must finish this seller with my mouth, hm.

Mooh247:




A bag of cement , a truck load of sand, a gallon of yellow paint, half gallon of white paint,This is what the classroom needs

So 200 Almajiri in that class and their parents can't all afford ₦50k for renovation of that class room... But they can have sex and reproduce


Irresponsible people



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puhahaha! The fact that you think the people in the north are almajiris shows how very depressed and narrow-minded you are. You need help, fast.

Shalommy:
Wetin aboki wan do for school? They're against western education. Good like that. Chaii

You're not serious hehehe, the educated in the north are, the ones that are not, are not. Shebi na everyone for your village go school ni?

Vinnie2000:
A Real woman contributes financially to the success of her home! Just dat Poverty/Entitlement mentality cant make our African ladies honor this practice!

Were you raised by a single mother perchance?