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Family / Re: My Stingy Elder Brother by tslimpez(f): 5:56pm On May 23, 2022
Uplease leave the wife out of your issue
Family / Re: Should I Report A Cheating Husband To His Wife? by tslimpez(f): 10:19pm On Apr 16, 2022
I am not surprised to see that only the males are against it.
For me I’d say as long as you’ve got proof/ Receipt LET HER KNOW!!!
That’s how he’ll stupidly take STD to his wife.

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Crime / Re: Have You Been Hypnotized Before? by tslimpez(f): 10:04pm On Sep 14, 2021
It happened to me back then in 2015 Jos, plateau state. I got in a tricycle at British America junction.
At point of entry there was a man in a suit At the back so I joined him and just as we moved further another man joined making us three at the back of the tricycle. i was in the middle.
The man in the suit brought out a Bible and started to pray and that’s how I started saying Amen to all he was saying�
Next thing I heared was give me your bag ...I passed it over to him. He then asked “what is your ATM password ?” , I called out the digits three good times. The driver in front brought out a pen and wrote down the password. I even had to tell him it was the same password for the two ATM cards I had in my wallet�. I was then asked to alight. It was when the Trycycle got out of sight I got my senses back. My hand bag containing my two phones, some accessories I had just purchased, and wallet all gone!
I was just in shock, I couldn’t even cry. I saw a lady walking towards me and pleaded with her to
Make use of her phone which I used in calling my then boyfriend to come pick me up. I couldn’t go to the bank to block my cards as this had happend on a weekend.
Monday Morning I went to MTN for a SIM card replacement and as I inserted it into a phone, I started getting alerts As expected . Both accounts cleared. i just went to both banks to block the cards.
Looking back all I can do is thank God I got out of it safe and sound as it could have been worse.

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Family / Re: Deji Adeyanju: Churches Should Make DNA Test Mandatory For Child Dedication by tslimpez(f): 3:35pm On Sep 05, 2021
What has dedication to God got to do with DNA? ��‍♀️
Romance / Re: Who Is A Narcissist And How Are You Sure You Are Not Dating Or About To Date One by tslimpez(f): 9:22pm On Aug 05, 2021
99.9% of Cancer signs have this trait.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Know Lafred Engineering Limited ? by tslimpez(f): 9:22am On May 18, 2021
I do know Lafred Engineering company.
I know that they upgrade and maintain telecom infrastructures.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Past Disgusts Me by tslimpez(f): 11:18am On Apr 29, 2021
Why ask a question when you know you’re likely not able to handle the answer?
Some things are best left unsaid.
Romance / Re: She Sent Me A Picture Of Her Hand But It Looks Like That Of A Man (Photos) by tslimpez(f): 7:59am On Apr 15, 2021
Well, that could be a lady you never can tell. There are guys with feminine looking hands and legs and vice versa.
The pic attached doesn’t look masculine to me it’s neutral. Just because there is no nail polish on doesn’t make the hands that of a guy.

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Romance / Re: Ladies If A Guy Approaches You, Where Will You Look At First? by tslimpez(f): 12:16pm On Apr 02, 2021
Shoes
Autos / Re: Why Your Car's Catalytic Converter Is Very Valuable by tslimpez(f): 8:20am On Mar 17, 2021
I heared this catalytic sells fast like hard drugs�
Science/Technology / Re: Why Life On Earth May Be Gone In A Billion Years (Photos) by tslimpez(f): 10:53pm On Mar 07, 2021
Mother Earth can always take care of itself. No cause for worry

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Segun Adebayo That Proposed To Toyin Lawani On Val's Day by tslimpez(f): 1:45pm On Feb 16, 2021
This is so sad. Edel was my class mate at Sec school in Jos.
Family / Re: My Wife Has Been Wearing My Shirts by tslimpez(f): 9:22am On Feb 10, 2021
Let her know how serious you are by buying her some.
Romance / Re: Mysteries Of The Oceans(interesting And Fascinating)Part 2. by tslimpez(f): 9:38am On Dec 02, 2019
Nice
Culture / Re: Myths, Realities of Ijaws in Destiny with Rivers by tslimpez(f): 7:43am On Nov 30, 2019
I think the closest or perhaps the best to the Ijaws are the Ilaje people of Ondo State. Ijaws fish just as Ilajes but their activities in water bodies have transcended beyond just fishing today. Not all Urhobos can swim. [/quote]

The Ilaje’s are also Ijaw’s ...speak same language
Culture / Re: Myths, Realities of Ijaws in Destiny with Rivers by tslimpez(f): 7:39am On Nov 30, 2019
Proudly Ijaw

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Romance / Re: Couple Do Doggy Pose As They Rock Matching Outfits In Pre-wedding Photo by tslimpez(f): 6:40am On Apr 12, 2019
Now I know their favorite color
Romance / Re: Two Lovers Caught Inside Swimming Pool. See Reactions by tslimpez(f): 6:33am On Apr 12, 2019
That’s how some ladies get pregnant innocently not knowing there are sperms swimming in pool with them.
Crime / Re: Ondo Food Vendor Found Dead With Charms In Her Home After Calling 'alfa' At 1am by tslimpez(f): 6:29am On Apr 12, 2019
Now what’s with the 1am?
Events / Re: Pastor Sends Catholic Guests Out Of Church During Wedding In Benue by tslimpez(f): 7:23am On Apr 02, 2019
Christianity is so divided... Too sad
Career / Re: Name The Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by tslimpez(f): 6:04pm On Sep 17, 2018
I

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Career / Re: Name The Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by tslimpez(f): 5:34pm On Sep 17, 2018
I

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen) by tslimpez(f): 7:49am On Aug 29, 2018
His Shoes
A guy's shoes gives away his personality.
Health / Re: HELP! Bad Breath Is Ruining My Social Life! by tslimpez(f): 7:37am On Jul 02, 2018
Have you tried HYDROGEN PEROXIDE ? dentist wont tell you about this
When using hydrogen peroxide, be sure to dilute the solution with water (1 part hydrogen peroxide to 1 part water) so that the solution does not burn the gums. Swish well, and let the oxygen foam gently clean your teeth, gums. Gargle with the solution to eliminate hard to reach bacteria.
Thank me later.
Sports / Re: Photo Of Oyinbo Man Rocking Super Eagles Jersey Celebrating Nigeria Victory by tslimpez(f): 1:02pm On Jun 23, 2018
Awwww that's my CEO....

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Celebrities / Re: See Linda Ikeji's Husband To Be (photos) by tslimpez(f): 9:34am On Apr 06, 2018
........

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Culture / Re: Ijaw Bride Who Was Frowning At Her Wedding Says It’s Tradition by tslimpez(f): 9:59pm On Jan 31, 2018
Proudly ijaw smiley
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Vs Ehi Ogbebor: Who Rocked The Edo Traditional Attire Better? PICS by tslimpez(f): 8:34pm On Nov 21, 2017
What's with the comparism They are both amazing smiley smiley
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Vs Ehi Ogbebor: Who Rocked The Edo Traditional Attire Better? PICS by tslimpez(f): 8:33pm On Nov 21, 2017
What's with the comparism
Literature / Re: Letter To The Introverts, From Sassynigerian by tslimpez(f): 7:15am On Nov 20, 2017
GUILTY

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Slightest Thing That Can Get You Angry? by tslimpez(f): 7:07am On Nov 09, 2017
I love my privacy.. going through my stuff pisses me off

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Iyanya’s 31st Birthday Party by tslimpez(f): 6:41pm On Nov 02, 2017
Awww... I just realised myself and iyanya were born on the same day and same year...this is the first time I get to know a birthday/birthyear mate. #31OCT1986.

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