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PoliticsRe: Only Buhari Has Capacity To Defeat Boko Haram – APC by tswitch: 7:14pm On Feb 11, 2015
What I am sure the whole world wants to hear is "how"?

Why has he not contributed this knowledge at council meetings?

Why has he allowed fellow northerners to die unaided (by him)?

The only possibility any one can see is him making a call to his home boy Shekau.

I smell poo!
PoliticsRe: Christiane Amonpour To Interview Buhari On CNN Tonight by tswitch: 7:12pm On Feb 11, 2015
I am 100% sure over a 120 million Nigerians won't be watching this (including yours truly).

What I would want to know is will he read out his manifesto?

My President is currently on air for his media chat.

Gatto go!
PoliticsRe: Photos and Speech of Gen Buhari And Osibanjo Visits Catholic Bishops by tswitch: 7:07pm On Feb 11, 2015
Why is he the only one in "ALL BLACK"?

*****whistling*****
PoliticsRe: APC Full Of Toronto Certificate Holders – Sambo by tswitch: 4:33pm On Feb 11, 2015
ProfessorPeter:
wety Okechukwu presented to INEC na affidavits
Been laughing at the name Okechukwu since!
Thanks for the laughs.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Ekiti Deputy Speaker Escapes Dawn Arrest. by tswitch: 12:48pm On Feb 11, 2015
Where is the source of this information?

Propaganda and APC are inseparable.

I will not vote for a party of liars and mischief makers!
PoliticsRe: GEJ; Phd Holder Misfired English At Enugu Campaign. by tswitch: 11:28am On Feb 11, 2015
"PHD HOLDER MISFIRED ENGLISH AT ENUGU CAMPAIGN"


@ OP:
Is the subject of your post itself devoid of errors?

......glass house and stones scenario.....
PoliticsRe: How True Is Youwin? Beneficiaries Report Here! by tswitch: 10:49am On Feb 11, 2015
bukky1:
Hopefully u have done same and i believe ur search did turn up a thread that addresses the same issue as this one, mine didn't. So point me to the link.
I am not one to condone intellectual laziness.
You win threads with almost a hundred pages exist on the platform (even with the massive data loss).
I only very recently commented on a thread for the recent competition when an unscrupulous fellow was on the prowl for who to scam.
The onus falls on you to do your due dilligence.

Have a great day.
PoliticsRe: Lazarus Muoka Of Chosen Prays for Jonathan (Photos) by tswitch: 11:22pm On Feb 10, 2015
All of you condemning Mr. President have you seen this

https://www.nairaland.com/2140795/osinbajo-visits-pastor-lazarus-muoka/1

Is this Dumbness or Desperation?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan With Pastor Lazarus Muoka At The Lord's Chosen Today (photos) by tswitch: 11:18pm On Feb 10, 2015
All of you condemning Mr. President have you seen this

https://www.nairaland.com/2140795/osinbajo-visits-pastor-lazarus-muoka/1

Is this Dumbness or Desperation?
PoliticsRe: Battle-ready Soldiers Monitoring My Home, Tinubu Says by tswitch: 10:40pm On Feb 10, 2015
No picture.
No audio.
No video.
In a mansion with cctv installed outside.
You own TVC.
You own The Nation Newspaper.
You sponsor Nigeria Info.
You inadvertently control LTV.
You sponsor Sahara Reporters.
You own Premium Times.
Trying to score political points and sway electorates sentiments.
Lies and propaganda will not work again.

Nigerians are now wiser!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Pastor Lazarus Muoka (LORD Choosen Church) by tswitch:
lomprico:
What do u know abt graohics?
I dont know anything about "graohics".
But I can do basic graphic designs and edit with corel draw and Adobe.
Slowpoke!
We will verify this visit.
For the meantime,OP we all demand you give us reasons why you subtly compare a ceremonial scarecrow's "visit" to the church to Mr. Jimi or Mr. President's visit.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Releases Another Bomb | DOWNLOAD AUDIO by tswitch: 8:42pm On Feb 10, 2015
baseguy:
oya, here is the video below

DOWNLOAD VIDEO
As if one cannot superimpose an audio on a video recording.
Abeg IT gurus in the house tell am!
PoliticsRe: Re: Aljazeera Calls President Jonathan Badluck By Cleverly by tswitch: 8:40pm On Feb 10, 2015
The same Aljazeera that is the PR team and media arm of the Islamic terror group called HAMAS?
Little wonder the EU had to remove HAMAS fron their listvas all their atrocities were inconclusive and not verifiable. And the question that begged to be answered where was Aljazeera getting their coverage from?


Same Aljazeera that had worrying coverage of the Charlie Hendo incidence and fall out of the incidence?


Same Aljazeera that seem to enjoy reporting "the so called Boko Haram" incidences and even citing casualty figures higher than CNN or BBC (and we already know BBC never sees the good in Africa)

Please say a better channel not this terrorism sympathisers in media houses whose news are filled with 84% terror attacks or acts of terror.
SportsRe: Taribowest Said Lack Of Welfare For Retired Internationals Has Led To Resentment by tswitch: 8:16pm On Feb 10, 2015
[quote author=lomprico post=30609983][/quote]The same Rashidi that was busy painting town "red" and marrying about abi?

Or the one who bought a private jet when a lot of billionaires were taking Nigeria Airways?

Crap!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Pastor Lazarus Muoka (LORD Choosen Church) by tswitch: 8:12pm On Feb 10, 2015
Photo shopped?



If No.
Why the obvious desperate move?
So that the members can vote for him?
This is a political goof.

If Yes.
One wonders what the OP stand to gain by this picture.

Anyway GEJ is going to Celestial Church of Christ next week.
(a joke)
Oya Osinbanjo bo bata re!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Releases Another Bomb | DOWNLOAD AUDIO by tswitch: 8:04pm On Feb 10, 2015
The same Dame Patience that spoke without a written speech during PDP presidential campaigns in Edo, Delta Bayelsa etc ?
Why didn't you paste a link of the video?
You think you can deceive some of us with a simulation of "progressive non linear speech recording" or "voice conversion".
Yours lies stink to the heavens!

For the believing Bellos and doubting Thomases, typical softwares and resources used when a perfect mimic is unavailable are:

http://www.slideshare.net/mobile/audio4fun/how-to-imitate-celebrity-voice#14235946436581&fbinitialized

http://dsp.stackexchange.com/questions/7833/how-to-mimic-copy-fake-someones-voice

http://prestige-delivery.com/voice-87ec6-changing-softwares-free-e96aa

http://support.audio4fun.com/audio4funs-press-release/868-voice-imitation-software--assistant-for-amateur-mimics-on-voip-chatting-


Liars everywhere!
All for a paltry sum.
What a shame, what a pity.
CareerRe: Can I Do Masters Straight With A 2.2 In Physics? by tswitch:
seunwen2:
Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
Let me analyse both courses to the best of my ability and allow you make your decision.
Geophysics and in general geosciences are readily sort out in the oil and gas industry (that is the industry I am completely conversant with).
You can work in the the upstream companies, exploration and geotechnic companies or other support operations/firms.
You can decide to stay on your own and start your own firm ( after getting necessary industry experience of course)
You can also decide to further your education and be a lecturer.

Solar physics I am only aware you can obtaining grants or scholarship to do a doctorate outside the country or within the country or you can be a lecturer.
You can work in an electrical or solar systems company (quite a few springing up).
You can work in a research and development institute.

The choice is really yours and what your inner man feels.

Just a friendly suggestion,why dont you try applying for same courses in the University of Lagos? I am aware of a lot of companies that recruit graduants from convocation grounds and for geophysics you sef go know say you be hot cake.

All the best.
PoliticsRe: Combat Ready Soldiers Mass At Asiwaju Bola Tinubu’s House On Bourdillon Road. by tswitch: 3:10pm On Feb 10, 2015
Same Bourdillon or another one?
Lord deliver these liars!
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Afraid Of Defeat-tinubu by tswitch: 3:08pm On Feb 10, 2015
PedroJP:
Rubbish. Buhari can never rule a united Nigeria.
As for Tinubu, he needs to check complexion cos he is darker inside than he is outside.
100 likes
Couldn't stop laughing when I saw this post.
Nigerians and yaps ehn!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Catholic Priests Wear Rings? by tswitch: 3:03pm On Feb 10, 2015
Eggcelent:
I was in a meeting addressed by a Catholic priest & I noticed he was wearing a ring on the second finger of his left hand. That set me thinking & questioning what I thought I know about Catholic traditions. What I heard growing up was that Catholic priests don't get married. So why the ring? Or is it done to symbolize being married to Jesus Christ in which case they are opened to being tagged "gays"? Or are some married contrary to what I grew up hearing? Let those with valid information clarify things for me, please.
Are you referring to an "Episcopal ring"?
If yes, now you have the name- Google will do the rest.
CareerRe: Can I Do Masters Straight With A 2.2 In Physics? by tswitch: 3:01pm On Feb 10, 2015
seunwen2:
your information seems very helpful am thinking of studying geophysics or solar physics there is one of my lecturer pestering me to study solar physics but i don't know if there Job prospects is that okay in Nigeria
Which university?
CareerRe: Can I Do Masters Straight With A 2.2 In Physics? by tswitch: 2:55pm On Feb 10, 2015
seunwen2:
Graduated with 2.97 cgpa can i do my Masters directly?
Yes you can.
What course do you want to pursue for MSc.? Is it a Science course or Engineering course?
All schools in Nigeria accept a second class lower degree for any full time or part time master degree programme.
It is when you are changing field of specialisation eg Chemistry to Chemical Engineering (science to engineering) you are required to hold an additional Post Graduate Diploma.
A simple hint: go to your school of interest post graduate school's website for prospectus and further clarification.
Hope the information comes in handy.
Wish you the very best!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram; Bunch Of Criminals Using Religion As An Excuse! by tswitch: 2:24pm On Feb 10, 2015
kay1one2:
Some people have natural criminal tendencies but due to societal norms and restrictions have a diffiulty expressing it either for fear of being caught or ostrasized! Boko haram from my perspective are a bunch of criminals who want all the niceties of life but are too lazy to work legitimately and too arrogant to put their lives to good use! Holding on to the religious delusion or lie of being morally upright, they have gone around reeking havoc and carrying out by every standard immoral activities! They, out of laziness have declared war on the productive portion of society planning to forcefully take what a portion of society has worked hard over the years to achieve but will definitely fail in it!

What I don't understand is why the religion islam has given them as well as most terrorist organisations in the world a platform for such illegal activities! Either way boko haram should stop using religion and the search for a moral society as an excuse to carry out their illicit desires!
Say again?
I recall a certain interview with Aljazera on Sunday past by Mohammodu BUHARI.

"...... the so called Boko Haram are ...... (Muslim name)......."
"........FGN cannot defeat Boko Haram......"
PoliticsRe: Why Is PDP Damn Keen On Bringing Buhari Down (the Guardian Newspaper Pg32) by tswitch: 2:08pm On Feb 10, 2015
olajide8:
Simple - they buhari team* brought a clear message, with possible facts and truth to back it up- and circumstances to prove otherwise* For those that don't have the pre-requisite they follow that route of yours - go and learn, so you would understand the class, It may surprise you that some of us were able to do them simultaneously - then, to your story, it's only a fool that would be given the obvious facts and would continue to argue* even till today east and west campuses are still being built* east campus is where the staff quarters and the initial lecture theatre's were built in this picture I submitted for your blind self- that location, which if you looked at was still fallow, that became the car park, and theirs a plague in the school today to mark it* the background like I also pointed out became the staff quarters - I just realised some people are not worth wasting megabytes on* because they are by nature GOATS' that refuse to learn, truth cannot be hidden- useless sentimental militant* that has refused to base his arguments on actual facts* - imagine O! How can I come to your house and tell you your mother is yellow because she used Mary kane powder when in actual words she and charcoal are competiting for who is darker* myopic child*
So instead of telling us your sob story that you HND degree couldn't meet the prerequisites (which i cant imagine) for a PGD hence another 4/5 years pursuing a BSc you come to say the unbelievable- that one must have a BSc. to have a Master degree, so the Post Graduate Diploma is what?
Is that to justify your low comprehension or outright lies on this thread?
Most pathetic of liars is what you are.
You my fellow citizen are a stark illiterate and I put it to you that you have never seen the walls of any tertiary institution.
Since you don't clearly understand that a visit to any permanent site means foundations have already been "laid" (since 1979) and all necessary facilities (libraries,lecture halls/theatres,senate/administrative buildings etc) had been completed or functional - that being the reason for the move to any permanent site.
It is either you felt you could mislead or hoodwink people with your half baked lies Or You are an uneducated fraud of which the both options seem most possible.

The school website again for your indictment:
http://www.federalpolyilaro.edu.ng/web/about-us.html
Excerpts (from link's first paragraph):
The Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro was established by
Decree No.33 of July 25, 1979. It was opened to
students on November 15, 1979 on a temporary site
provided by its host community, the ancient town of
Ilaro, Ogun State. The first site of the Polytechnic was
the premises of the Anglican Grammar School, Ilaro
about half a kilometre from Ilaro township junction.
The Polytechnic was on this temporary site till 1983
when it moved to its permanent site along Ilaro/Oja-
Odan Road, about three kilometres from Ilaro
township. It is also about 60 kilometres from Idiroko,
a Nigerian Boarder town with Benin Republic. Ilaro
town itself is an ancient town, land locked between
Lagos and Abeokuta, the capital of Ogun State. The
Polytechnic occupies a total of 898.116 hectares land
area on its permanent site.


How I wish you could turn a different path from the "way of destruction" your lies can only lead you to.
How I wish!
PoliticsRe: Why Is PDP Damn Keen On Bringing Buhari Down (the Guardian Newspaper Pg32) by tswitch: 1:05pm On Feb 10, 2015
sucess001:
i give up on your cluelessness...


anyways...i can tell you for sure that his military goiverment wasnt different from that of obasanjo or any other...

you forget wat obj did to fela's mother as a military head of state?

Did he do the same tin to Eedris when the rapper attacked this govt? no...

cos the dispensations are different...


Bros embrace knowledge...it liberates...
Is this you admitting you were clueless in instigating the conversation.
I am accept your apology.
Your type of "poor thinkers" is very rare and I don't understand how hard it is to know that what you were seeking for was already provided. Sincerly I wish you the best.
PoliticsRe: Why Is PDP Damn Keen On Bringing Buhari Down (the Guardian Newspaper Pg32) by tswitch: 12:53pm On Feb 10, 2015
sucess001:
oga stop using bogus words...in law they say he who alleges must prove...you have said buhari was worse than obj's regime and other military regimes...then i ask u to prove, u re here spewing grammar...


wen u feel like talking intelligently, let us knw...
I already proved in my first post (which you quoted) and even gave resources for verification.
The onus is on you to refute the facts/claims.
Admit it is an oversight on your part or you didn't read the post completely or you will show the world how low reasoning can be.
So you see even the law you are spewing you don't understand.
PoliticsRe: Why Is PDP Damn Keen On Bringing Buhari Down (the Guardian Newspaper Pg32) by tswitch: 12:48pm On Feb 10, 2015
olajide8:
tongue cheesy grin it's pathetic that you have failed to read my comment - a school was established previously on a temporary site and then the permanent site foundation, was laid by him and this is giving you headachehuh Sorry tongue tongue tongue and to your other point - the length and difference between a goat and a lion is loooonnnggg- i-mbicile with all ramifications we are not and can never be compared for what ever reason you put forth- if it pains you so much get an HND, BSC, MBA - 3 professional qualifications - establish your own business while still working, in the capital market then come back and talk to me*
You obviously don't deserve your degree if you don't know how long it took Federal Polytechnic Ilaro to finish building their permanent site.
Didn't you read that they moved into their permanent site in 1983 (the same year Shagari was overthrown - same year Buhari came into power by the gun).
Stop justifying your lies as the whole world can now see you as a fraud.
I now sincerely doubt if you have ever seen the four walls of any academic institution.
Do you now understand why I jokingly asked if you finished school or the school finished you?
Oh on blowing trumpets you are as empty as the word sounds and for the record I am obviously way qualified than you young man and actually have in my employment smart articulate individuals with similar and obviously well earned degrees.
Now I wonder how someone with a HND, BSC and an MBA would want a certificateless grand pa?
Besides my dear fellow the smarter route is HND, PGD, MSC/MBA.
Better PM for career advice when writing your U.M.E.
Slow poke.
PoliticsRe: Why Is PDP Damn Keen On Bringing Buhari Down (the Guardian Newspaper Pg32) by tswitch: 12:35pm On Feb 10, 2015
sucess001:
i resisted being an animal in the face of provocative comments from you and simply asked u to expanciate ur claims



why do u and other pdp guys have so much anger, hatred and bitterness...


if u are selling a good candidate, you will be free from all these...


i feel a lot of sympathy for you...for real...
You obviously cannot hold an intelligent discuss.
1. You do not refute my summary of Buhari regime with any facts or claims - of which you started the conversation.
2. You tried the personality card it does not work- as obviously we are not operating in the same value hemisphere.
What you are my dear fellow is a product of your own indecisions and shortcomings and it is an obvious effort in futility holding any form of conversation with you.
The only advice I have for you is to get some sense.
PoliticsRe: Why Is PDP Damn Keen On Bringing Buhari Down (the Guardian Newspaper Pg32) by tswitch: 12:17pm On Feb 10, 2015
olajide8:
Hahahahaha- you know more then those of us that finished from the school - cheesy grin cheesy
Una website dey lie? grin
You finish so, abi the school finish you?Lol.
(sorry couldn't help it)

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