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CareerRe: Can I Do Masters Straight With A 2.2 In Physics? by tswitch: 11:28pm On Feb 13, 2015
Samyj247:
Jibola10
Bro do u kno any nigerian uni dat will accept a CGPA of 2.96 for an MBA?
Unilag accepts.
PoliticsRe: Lekki/epe Toll Gate Goes If I’m Elected Governor - Jimi Agbaje Says by tswitch: 8:52am On Feb 13, 2015
I concur!

Jimi I was rooting for you earlier but now,I will ensure I advertise you and this statement.

Enough is enough from Tinubu and his stooge!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Accepts Bible Gift At Meeting With Northern Christians by tswitch: 7:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
****Desperation in action****
EducationRe: Is National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) A Private University? by tswitch: 7:14pm On Feb 12, 2015
They have a website.

Google will help.
PoliticsBreaking News!: Obasanjo "I Have Not Endorsed Any Candidate". by tswitch(op):
According to Channels TV Newstrack 7pm.

In an interview with the former President Obasanjo,he stated he did not endorse any candidate as rumoured yesterday.
He mentioned he was asked by journalists which party candidate was his choice and he replied that "he was yet to choose a candidate because he wanted to assess both aspirants based on their achievements prior to endorsement".


http://www.channelstv.com/2015/02/12/obasanjo-clears-air-reported-buhari-endorsement/

So who started the rumours yesterday?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Amaechi, Saraki, Others Under Surveillance, Their Phones Hacked – APC by tswitch: 6:49pm On Feb 12, 2015
So no more " armed to the teeth soldiers in amoured tank" or "plain clothes security operatives" it is now "mobile phone hack" all because Nigerians had earlier discovered the former to be untrue.

These people are clowns!

So the FGN has resources to hack your mobile and has not employed the same technology in tracing BH video calls and audio sources or unravel your campaign strategies at inception?


Bunch of sinking propagandists grasping at straws to stay afloat is what you are!


You are obviously loosing relevance by the day and expect to gain cheap popularity by running up and down media houses.

Your antics have failed on arrival!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Prof Osinbajo Blasts Out GEJ Over His Comment About Corruption by tswitch: 4:28pm On Feb 12, 2015
Professor kindly define mis apopraition of public funds,looting of state treasury and over ingkation of contract.
Let me know when you get to the term stealing!
Let me know when it is the same as defined by an erudite lawyer and Chief Justice of the Federation and even your dictionary.

APC has finally succeeded in making a whole Professor an educated nonentity!
PoliticsRe: Security Operatives Surround Garba Shehu, APC Campaign Spokesman’s Residence by tswitch: 4:15pm On Feb 12, 2015
mctech:
Don't be daft! Go and snap it yourself if you will be alive to post the pix. With the type of mud-slinging and death-wishing campaign that PDP has mounted, harassing members of the opposition party with security operatives is clearly the least they can do.
I can't be daft.
Your statements show you are a senile dingbat.
I have pictures of military personnel even during the #Occupy Nigeria so tell your paymasters to sing another song.
With all the resources available to APC - LTV,TVC,Nation Newspapers,Sahara Reporters etc so they cannot boast of a ×50 zoom camera lens which any nitwit know you won't be within the vicinity of the soldiers or security agents before you get a picture. Even a phone's zoom suffices.
See your daftness online now?
But then again since you are obviously a lowly paid street urchin/vagabond so we all understand your morbid fear for these security agencies.
Now who is mud-bathing since the mud-slinging boomeranged?
Daft Rat!
CareerRe: Can I Do Masters Straight With A 2.2 In Physics? by tswitch:
Skykid1208:
Good day sir, with the kind of advice u just gave the op I believe u are knowledgeable enough to advice me.

am currently in my 100 level in a state uni studying biology education in the faculty of education.
1..where can I work apart 4rm the academic.?
2...I don't really know the course to go 4 in masters level [as in the most lucrative in Nigeria], I need you suggestions pls
Please note that I am not the"final authority" in career counselling.
Just sharing the bit of knowledge I can.
For answers to your questions:
1. Research and Development, Food Industries and Chemical Industries, Oil Serving Companies, Waste Management Companies etc.
2. I would also advise you discuss with your part advisers/course advisers for "lucrative" masters options eg Hydrobiology and Fisheries,Environmental Management etc

I wish you the very best in your academic pursuits.
PoliticsRe: Security Operatives Surround Garba Shehu, APC Campaign Spokesman’s Residence by tswitch:
These APC propagandists are at it again ooo!

So from the "armed to the teeth soldiers in armoured tanks" the whole world realised as lies it is now "plain cloth security personnel"?


Show us pictures of the security officers and their identity cards/badges if you want us to believe you.


Liars!
PoliticsRe: Civil Right Activist Claims To Rescue 470 Nigerian Schoolgirls From Boko Haram by tswitch: 10:14am On Feb 12, 2015
oshoademola1:
I really appreciate the fact that you quoted Mr. President. In the community where I served, a nineteen year old girl baths outside, I used a nokia phone with a torch light (in the whole local government- no electricity till NOW) and they come to school any day and time they will feel like. I usually react to their mode of dressing until the principal demands for my redeployment. I just ignored them all and faced my primary assignment.
I am aware of Ebundin in Edo state Esan central just getting electric power last year for the first time in their existence, Owukpa in Benue and Snake Island in Lagos do not have electric power.
There are still a lot of places electricity has not gotten to and I am sure NERC is on top of it.
PoliticsRe: Civil Right Activist Claims To Rescue 470 Nigerian Schoolgirls From Boko Haram by tswitch: 3:12am On Feb 12, 2015
oshoademola1:
That is North for you. Thank God you see majority with Uniform. I wish you could visit there and see the level of academic set back in that part of Nigeria
Even though I doubt the authenticity of the pictures and news I want to comment on your statement on academic setback in northern Nigeria.

They now have academic institutions available to them to be able to meet up with other parts the country. Abi nine new universities, free waec and neco payment, new schools and remodelled class room blocks, almajiri schools na for decoration?

Courtesy Mr. President!
PoliticsRe: Oya Let's Define CORRUPTION!!! by tswitch: 3:03am On Feb 12, 2015
In as much as I am not a linguistics graduate and don't understand the disparities between stealing and corruption (prior to last night) I am very
confident none of you posters disputing the definitions are not in the same intellectual hemisphere with a former Chief Justice of Nigeria of which Mr. President explicitly explained he quoted on prevailing issues.
So put a pipe on it.
Your mischief making antics are known to us.
PoliticsRe: Leaked Ekiti Tape: I Dare Obanikoro To Go To Court — Falana by tswitch: 2:55am On Feb 12, 2015
Oga Falana he has gone to court,meet him there!

Go and represent your clients in court and not on the pages of national dailies.
PoliticsRe: Ignorant APC Vice Prof. Osinbajo Does Not Know Gas by tswitch:
Ovamboland:
Op your analysis is wrong there is something called CNG (compressed natural gas) supplied by trucks from Sango-otta,Ogun state to factories in Ibadan and to Lagos IPPs in Akute

Such plants are quick to deliver once the basic dsign is done it can be adapted with detailing to different locations and constructed and commissioned in 1 year maximum, imagine towns like Ikire, Umudike, Kotangora, Aramoko, having 10MW plants each with 320Bn naira only, 100 small towns will have constant power so farmers, artisans, and produce processing be started without waiting for laying expensive and time consuming pipelines and high tension cables a step down transformers.

The professors idea is actually a brillant quick fix to provide power quickly country wide while waiting for the natural gas pipeline reaches the towns and then you can such town off truck supply and shorten the CNG transport distance by compressing gas at the nearest reach of the pipeline. This can continue until the national grid pipeline network reaches at least the towns and cities and the cost of compression and trucking will stop. This will be far cheaper than petrol and diesel generator we currently depend on.

I should know because i prepared a technical bid for the design and construction one of the Lagos IPPs.

As regards the cost, a small plant will cost a bit more than a larger plant simply because of economy of scale, simple economics, but in the context of the decentralized plan, you will make up from savings on transmission cost over long distances, heavy duty switches, circuit breakers and transformers. And minister of power just this week announced that he needs $2Billion to generate 1 MW!!!

Always do your research very well before you riducle yourself in a public forum
I am surprised you claim to be an engineer and have the term "quick fix" in your post.
Every Engineering student/graduate or practising Engineers knows- DESIGN AND BUILD TO LAST!
Quick points:
1. NG can only be transported by CNG "truck" to small and medium scale industry users.

2. The only viable option to transport large MMSCFD of NG required to sustainably run any electric power generating gas turbine remains a network of pipelines for obvious reasons like cost,reduce human error, automation,reliability,feasibility,viability etc.
Due to the large volume the gas is liquefied as LNG, note not CNG.

3. As we use to say in design- nothing is new,we only model according to specifications.
On you doing the design for an IPP, which stage of the design where you involved in? Conceptual? FEED? The whole universe knows design is team work and many disciplines are involves.So tell us your discipline so we can better understand reasons for your obvious lack of knowledge.

4. I still follow energy news and can categorically say you are lying on the Prof. for reasons best known to you,anyway don't forget he is also a priest........

5. How does an 8.8MW IPP eg Lagos Mainland(with only about 5MW generated by the gas turbine and the other MW generates by a diesel generator) feature in the grand scheme of power generation? Even a retard will be raise an eyebrow to the amount of billions sunk into an obviousky flawed plant. Why LSG did not save tax payers money and model power generation plans of heavy industries like Nestle, Cadbury since they generate almost same amount of electricity beats all imagination.

For the Inquisitive audience no FGN owned IPP has a capacity less than 120MW (some constructed by Siemens equipment by GE and none run with diesel generator like the Lagos State runned IPP -Ikeja)
Another obvious fact is if you scale the cost of any Lagos State owned IPP to any of the FGN owned IPP you get almost twice the cost of the FGN own. Simply meaning the cost of a LSG owned 112.5MW may as well build and maintain an FGN owned 200MW plant.
Google for verification.


One advise to the Professor of law - face law and legal matters only since an obvious nitwit is your power sector consultant.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Osinbajo Blast Jonathan After Presidential Media Chat by tswitch: 1:13am On Feb 12, 2015
thewarrior72:
The fact is that most APC supporter are daft, ignorant, unlearned & poor in understanding, the usage & application of english words hence their perpetual misunderstanding of GEJ usage of " corruption is not stealing". But if not mischief & hatred on GEJ, the man was explicit tonight in explaining himself & what he ment when he used the word "corruption is not stealing" in his previously speech. He gave examples of what can be termed corruption & what can be outrightly called stealing.

Well, I blamed him in the first place, when u lead a vast ignorant & illiterate group of people.u should learn to condescend to they level when communicating with them & use everyday words that their are used to.

This Osinbade of a man remind me of fashola. His SANship & professorship is questionable undecided
I have stopped blaming the duo of Fashola and Osinbande since I realised they have lost their conscience, free will and any form of morality dancing to the tunes of their master Tinubu.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Osinbajo Blast Jonathan After Presidential Media Chat by tswitch: 1:05am On Feb 12, 2015
maestroferddi:
Is Prof Osinbajo slow in simple comprehension or what?

Jonathan was explicit in explaining himself.

He stated that he had a parley with a former CJN on the incidence of corruption/crime.

He posited that Justice Mustapha disclosed that over 70% of the cases under the judge's purview were actually outright theft being branded as corruption. He was making a case that what people normally give the appellation of corruption are nothing short of thievery.

Instead of branding a public official guilty of misappropriation as corrupt, he was suggesting that a more apt or grievous term should be applied. Let the guilty official be addressed as the thief that s/he is so as to serve as a deterrent to others.

So what is difficult for this APC man to understand?
He is a dipstick with illusions of grandeur.
Why didn't he fault the whole phrase the CJN made.
It is clear he can't compare himself or his prowress to a seasoned erudite CJN definition so he wants to score a cheap point for his fellow blockheads.
PoliticsRe: Christiane Amanpour Called Buhari A Tyrant And A Killer Aka Terrorist by tswitch: 12:57am On Feb 12, 2015
jars9:
The Headlines I have here describe you as a Tyrant military leader who jailed and killed...."
They tyranic slowpoke smiled like if it was a complement!

A reaction even unbecoming of a dingbat.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Osinbajo Blast Jonathan After Presidential Media Chat by tswitch: 12:55am On Feb 12, 2015
myhoodlink:
These were the words of President GEJ which many have misrepresented


Asked about his 'Stealing is not corruption' comment, president Jonathan said he never said stealing is not corruption -
"The word corruption we have abused it and it's not making so much sense. I did not say stealing is not corruption. I made that statement in reference to ex-CJN, Justice Musdapher. A thief should be called a thief. Ole should be called ole! If you say somebody is corrupt people don't know what you mean". He added "A thief is a thief. Don't use the word corruption to cover stealing. Call the person a thief"

Hatred is worse than any sin one can think of. Some hate the President just because of what others have said about him. God knows the hearts of all humans.

God bless President Goodluck Jonathan
I was about typing same thing.
It shows that mere hatred has beclouded the senses of Prof. Osinbande and it is obvious since he cannot fault the whole quote by a CJN (a position he can obviously never attain as it requires strong character)
PoliticsRe: Prof. Osinbajo Blast Jonathan After Presidential Media Chat by tswitch:
egift:
"Two unmarried men sleeping together, that is corruption" - GEJ.

So according to President Jonathan, politicians in his government stealing Trillions of Naira is GAY shocked shocked shocked shocked
I am not aware of the President ever saying "two unmarried men sleeping together.....".
Kindly provide link and possible specifics.

For the record homosexuality and lesbianism is a case of moral corruption.

There is a Bible verse that states ......."do not allow ny body to see corruption......"

I am sure you heard the explicit explanation on the corruption is not stealing farce and I am very confident you are not in the same intellectual hemisphere with a former Chief Justice.
So put a pipe on it.

Your mischief making antics are known to us.
PoliticsRe: Media Chat: Why Did Jonathan Refuse To Mention APC Rather The Other Party? by tswitch: 9:08pm On Feb 11, 2015
It may be because of their obvious irrelevance in the grand scheme of things.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Media Chat Live On NTA. by tswitch: 8:31pm On Feb 11, 2015
Mr. President mentioned a particular scanario when a reknown professor from the South West came to State House only to grant an inyerview to the media that he was served a full turkey.
Mr. President now stated that he doesn't eat turkey,not like he forbids it but prefers chicken and as such Turkey is not a meal option in the state house.


I con dey wonder how a whole Professor go lie to score cheap political point for the opposition.
Anyway we all know who the Liar be!
PoliticsRe: Presidential Media Chat Live On NTA. by tswitch: 8:23pm On Feb 11, 2015
Asked if Jega can or will be allowed to conduct a credible and fair election.

Answer
Jega was appointed by him.
Jega's antecedent has shown is can conduct a credible and fair election.

NB: Hope you guys are aware of Jega's actions in ASSU then.

Asked if swearing in will occur May 29th,2015.

Answer
This nation is more important than anybody else.
Swearing in will definitely occur May 28th,2015.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Media Chat Live On NTA. by tswitch: 8:22pm On Feb 11, 2015
Asked if Jega can or will be allowed to conduct a credible and fair election.

Answer
Jega was appointed by him.
Jega's antecedent has shown is can conduct a credible and fair election.

NB: Hope you guys are aware of Jega's actions in ASSU then.


Asked if swearing in will occur May 29th,2015

Answer
This nation is more important than anybody else.
Swearing in will definitely occur May 28th,2015.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Media Chat Live On NTA. by tswitch: 8:17pm On Feb 11, 2015
Asked to assess the person of Gen. Okechukwu Mohammodu Buhari.


He said it will be unfair question since they are both contesting and election but irrespective Buhari is the worst candidate in any election.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Media Chat Live On NTA. by tswitch: 8:10pm On Feb 11, 2015
Anubis:
How dare he, go on TV and embarrass us like this
Watch the programme and stop castigating what you have no idea of.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Media Chat Live On NTA. by tswitch: 8:05pm On Feb 11, 2015
Asked on stealing is not corruption.

He said he quoted Chief Justice Mustapha that the words were coined by CJ. He said every stealing politician should be called thieves and humiliated that it is the police that is suppose to prosecute them as thieves,it seems the courrupt term used for them makes they feel cool and even collect chieftaincy titles ....talked of the snail shell on waist disgrace given to thieves back in the day......



Funny enough I am just realising the "stealing is not corruption" term is sensational and was mischievously picked from a long statement.
Can anyone verify if Chief Justice Mustapha was a CJN.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Media Chat Live On NTA. by tswitch: 7:45pm On Feb 11, 2015
Journalism in Nigeria seems to have come on age.

Premium times is present too. Smart chap.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Media Chat Live On NTA. by tswitch: 7:43pm On Feb 11, 2015
Asked if Boko Haram is to be completely wiped out before election commencement.

Answer is No.
The army is to reclaim all or most lost territories......IDPs are to be moved back......area prepared for election.......


Asked of Chibok girls.

Answer:
....with the new task force,rescuing and closure will be possible during the next week.....it is not definite they might rescue them (if they are no longer with Boko Haram)........
PoliticsRe: GEJ Media Chat Updates 11/02/2015 by tswitch: 7:36pm On Feb 11, 2015
rebranded:
Dude he appointed JEGA as well! so what are you saying
"Dude" your earlier post is misleading and you are aware of it!
Why didn't you quote him completely instead of picking a sensational phrase.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Media Chat Updates 11/02/2015 by tswitch: 7:27pm On Feb 11, 2015
rebranded:
Jonathan says JEGA is an appointee and as such he has power to remove when he feels so

Oga Jonah this is not correct o!
I dislike guile and lies.
He said all INEC commissioners are appointees and he alone has the power to remove them (which we all know being the preaident) and HE ALSO SAID HAS NEVER SAID HE WANTED TO REMOVE JEGA.
He also said he wished Prof. Jega was there to answer the quetion directly.

Stop misleading the public
EducationRe: Cheapest Jamb Runz We Are Here Again As Usual To Help You Guy by tswitch: 7:17pm On Feb 11, 2015
So products of this illegality will join the unemployment data/quota and also clamour for lack of employment opportunities?

Hilarious!

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