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Celebrities › Re: Abuja Pastor Sells ‘miracle’ Pants, Bras To Help Ladies Attract Men (photos) by TUANKU(m): 1:26pm On Jan 28, 2020

Religious charlatans.

Politics › Re: Yoruba Will Be Great Again by TUANKU(m): 12:53pm On Jan 28, 2020

Greatest civilisation in all of Africa? At what particular point/time in history exactly? Poor attempt at twisting history.
You lot seem to have regained your senses all of a sudden since your fulani masters kicked down amotekun.

Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Replies Femi Adesina, Blasts Buhari’s Government by TUANKU(m): 12:25pm On Jan 28, 2020

This farm tool called Femi Adesina will say anything to please his Fulani masters.

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Crime › Re: Okada Used To Rob, – LASG Speaks On Ban Of Motorcycles by TUANKU(m): 11:16am On Jan 28, 2020

Well...a symbol of poverty in the poverty capital of the world is not out of place, rather it fits in perfectly.

Celebrities › Re: Symplytacha Overwhelmed By Maryamsanda 's Death Sentence Which Came Shortly Af by TUANKU(m): 11:09am On Jan 28, 2020

This bimbo just like other hypocrites will do anything for the attention. Has no clue about the sanda case.

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Gives Testimony On Winning Bbnaija In Church, Pastor Excited by TUANKU(m): 11:01am On Jan 28, 2020

Immorality at its peak. Soon armed robbers and kidnappers will start giving testimony in church about their successfully operation. Yeye dey smell.

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Family › Re: How Do I Handle This Issue With My Mum by TUANKU(m): 7:15pm On Jan 25, 2020

chiemmanuel:
I don't have the mind to stop

It's more of a subtle threat.

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Family › Re: How Do I Handle This Issue With My Mum by TUANKU(m): 7:12pm On Jan 25, 2020

Tell her to stop doing that or you will actually stop giving her money.

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Programming › Re: I Want To Learn Python Language by TUANKU(m): 6:56pm On Jan 25, 2020

Roycemadeit:
I have one bush behind my house. two weeks pere you learn even others like cobra and viper languages

Roycemadeit:
I have one bush behind my house. two weeks pere you learn even others like cobra and viper languages

Politics › Re: Nigeria Overtakes Syria, Somali, Yemen, Pakistan In World Global Terrorism Rate. by TUANKU(m): 6:54pm On Jan 25, 2020

Buhari will take us to number 1 spot Insha Allah. No 1 in poverty already in the bag, number 1 in open defecation about to be confirmed by WHO soon.
Next level.

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Romance › Re: Man, 40, Jailed For 14 Years For Raping An Epileptic Teenager At Gunpoint In Edo by TUANKU(m): 6:50pm On Jan 25, 2020

Animal in human skin

Health › Re: Name Of Pills To Prevent Pregnancy by TUANKU(m): 6:46pm On Jan 25, 2020

Morenikeji070:
Haha Broda.... you are a man.... body no be fire wood.. when she need sex if I did not give it to her that won't be good bro..... we deeply love eachother so much...

Then fire non lethal shots (pull out method) or use rubber pellets (condom).

Education › Re: 10 Worst Courses To Study In Nigeria by TUANKU(m): 6:40pm On Jan 25, 2020

The president doesn't even have one of these.

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Business › Re: Top Countries With The Highest National Debt by TUANKU(m): 6:39pm On Jan 25, 2020

Coupled with our very low/poor standards of living and low life expectancy makes Nigeria the absolute shithole.
Most of those countries (some with less resources than Nigeria) way ahead of Nigeria, don't console yourself with this unverified info with no source.

Education › Re: Auchi Polytechnic Is The Best Polytechnic In Nigeria by TUANKU(m): 6:34pm On Jan 25, 2020

Best for producing cultists you mean?

Health › Re: Name Of Pills To Prevent Pregnancy by TUANKU(m): 6:31pm On Jan 25, 2020

The best way to keep a gun safe, don't load it. Stop fvcking her simple.

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Politics › Re: Emeka Ihedioha Returns To Supreme Court by TUANKU(m): 6:23pm On Jan 25, 2020

Did he forget his charger there? Expecting justice and fairness under a tyrant is just wishful thinking.

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Politics › Re: Nobody Can Intimidate The Yorubas, Amotekun Has Come To Stay by TUANKU(m): 6:21pm On Jan 25, 2020

decode:
Once again, your divide and rule tactics has failed. Good night.

Bigot, blame your cowardly and ass licking leaders. Farm tools like you where advocates of next level on this forum, now that next level is here you are shouting.
The only thing that has failed is amotekun.

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Politics › Re: Nobody Can Intimidate The Yorubas, Amotekun Has Come To Stay by TUANKU(m): 6:13pm On Jan 25, 2020

decode:
You again. When did I shout "Buhari is working"? Fulani man, your divide and rule tactics has failed.

Fulani is your master and you must obey, afonja slave. You lot voted for this mess so enjoy it, amotekun na illegal militia.

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Sports › Re: Premier League: Players earning £10,000 per week or less by TUANKU(m): 6:07pm On Jan 25, 2020

aimuan:
I dont believe that of Mctominay

He's from the academy and this is his first professional contractso its not surprising to see him on £10k . Rashford was on £20k for his first contract.

Politics › Re: Nobody Can Intimidate The Yorubas, Amotekun Has Come To Stay by TUANKU(m): 6:02pm On Jan 25, 2020

Yes amotekun will stay...in the dustbin of history where it rightly belongs. You lot screamed to high heavens that Buhari is working, after strengthening incompetence and insecurity by voting for a man who showed he has no clue about the security of the nation you're now shouting amotekun.
Dan banza!

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Celebrities › Re: Dubai Is Fine Shaaaa, I Pray Nigeria My Country Can Be Like Dubai – Eniola Badmu by TUANKU(m): 5:58pm On Jan 25, 2020

Is it prayer that made dubai developed? Mkpi

Education › Re: Arochukwu Abia Community School Where Children Learn Under Tree, Without Seats by TUANKU(m): 1:54pm On Jan 25, 2020

Is this Zamfara or Kebbi? Oh it's the mighty Abia state. Spits.

Travel › Re: Calabar Mega City Master Plan (AKWACROSS 2040) by TUANKU(m): 5:49pm On Jan 09, 2020

SaintHilary:
If it takes 16 governors (4years per tenure) and a total project estimation of 3billion / governor (48billion),

i) Calculate the year the unveiling of this project will take place

ii) Calculate the year this country will get better

(QUESTION II attracts 10marks)

Question 1 - Answer : Audio

Question 2 - Answer : After the return of Christ

Business › Re: Detailed Advice In Starting A Filling Station In Nigeria by TUANKU(m): 5:36pm On Jan 09, 2020

Visit the website of department for petroleum resources (dpr), it's a subsidiary of nnpc, there you can download the latest guidelines & regulations/requirements for opening & operating a petrol station.
There are fees you're required to pay which will be different from cost of construction. My advice, get the services of a consultant in that field and engage their services.

Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed In My Workplace by TUANKU(m): 10:28pm On Jan 08, 2020

[quote author= post=85625888]Now, this is MASSIVELY MASSIVE!! shocked

Good thing we don't grill snakes @[color=#006600][/color], as some people were asking us at an event during Christmas.

People dey chop tins o shocked

[/quote]You only grill abandoned cattle carcass.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye On US And Iran: Donald Trump Is An Inspiration by TUANKU(m): 10:25pm On Jan 08, 2020

Stupid bigot.

Travel › Re: Ibadan Bound Train Crossing Kajola Bridge. A Once Deeply Forested Area. Pics by TUANKU(m): 11:46pm On Jan 07, 2020

Though am not a supporter of Buhari due to his leadership style - ignoring court orders & the nepotism in his appointments and religious/ethnic bigotry, i must confess in terms of infrastructural development major general Buhari has performed quite well, he even completed the ones abandoned by his predecessors.

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Romance › Re: Google Reveals 10 Nigerian States With Highest Search For Gay Porn In 2019 by TUANKU(m): 2:06pm On Jan 07, 2020

Period007:
The crowd up north don't even have phone to google

Stupid bigot. People that will feed your miserable father.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Deadly Stampede Rocks The Funeral Of Iran's General Qassem Soleimani. by TUANKU(m): 1:53pm On Jan 07, 2020

Double wahala.

Nairaland General › Re: Aston Martin Partner With Airbus To Unveil ACH130 Aston Martin Luxury Helicopter by TUANKU(m): 9:24am On Jan 07, 2020

Impressive.

Crime › Re: Soldier Stabs Colleague, Civilian To Death In Osun by TUANKU(m): 7:44am On Jan 07, 2020

DonFreshmoney:

This soldier was practicing his knife skills on body bags, it is only unfortunate that he was doing it at that time of the day.. he served this country and has been in service to humanity.. I dont know his crime here to be Frank with you but I feel this is injustice..

Receive sense by force this 2020.

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