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Jennyclay:
So a wife/girlfriend should be paying her man monthly What kind of nonsense talk is that Between daddy freeze and Reno I don’t know who’s more foolish

Ladies shouldn’t settle down for broke poverty stricken men either

If you’re a poor foolish broke man and you approach me, I would not only say capital No, I will also abuse you too. Nonsense!!

Nobody wants to settle for less my dear!!

This dumb Akati again. You are from a lineage of poor foolish people. Banza Alede.

Fedric209:
My current girlfriend fall into such category.

Infact her petite hight and nature is what attracted me towards her. And then her crazy curve and ass .

My brother doggy style with such ladies is out of this world.....

My brother, sex is sweet , when u meet the right lady that clicks with you...

To all the petit ladies out there,,, you all rock ..

Pics of your girlfriend’s curve and ass for verification.

pocohantas:
I for crack if you had one pic.
But as you no get, we move.

Go to bed lil one.

pocohantas:
I am still waiting for the picture of your 8ft fernandez that is venomous and larger than the snake in that picture.

You will wait until the crack in your ass heals. Stop misinformation people on a public forum small minded man.

thatigboman:
The Ondo State Commissioner for Information was in Arise Studio today talking nonsense.
She say the governor was fit in ibadan, recuperating and doing his job. Just that he can't jug and play tennis (imagine nonsense talk).
They asked her when she saw the governor last, she said September. They asked her when she spoke to the governor last, she said 2 weeks ago.
How do u know the governor is fit, she said she sent him 2 files to files to approve and he approved them. How do u know that the signature wasn't forged, she said she knew the governor's signature.
Nonsense.

Nonsense indeed. Well said, the commissioner should be ashamed of herself.

pocohantas:
Post the pic na.

Larger indeed. The top largest snakes in the world are pythons and anacondas. But you and your beer parlour logic wants to sneak in fernandez whatever.

Hahahahaha @ 10kg and 8ft long. Do you know the weight and length of a full grown python? Do you know the length of a grown cobra that is the longest venomous snake? I shouldn't have wasted my time with you.

You are just trying to divert attention from the fact that you lied about no venomous snake growing that big…I mentioned up to four venomous snakes that can grow that big, instead of admitting your error and learn something new because we learn everyday and you cannot know everything…instead you are trying in vain to force another argument about which is bigger between a python and a mamba.
Ignorance is not bliss. Wasted time with me? I don’t care about you and whoever you are, get a grip.

LeoDeKing:
Abia state?

I thought Abia state is being governed by Elu P governor.

Anyway, lemme keep quiet before pitobi people start crying inside my mention.

You be real mumu. The new fee was imposed by the market leadership and not the state governor/government.

Poverty die! die!! die!!!

pocohantas:
I should be asking you that because you must have mixed the bane and context of the argument.

So you know a mamba isn't bigger than a python yet you claim venomous snakes can be larger than pythons? This confusion is plenty.

Yes, a snake that large is definitely nonvenomous. Post the pic of a taipan that large.

Until then, good to see you concede.

Have a nice century.

Yes, the Fer-de-lance can grow even bigger than the snake in the picture, one was shown on a TV show in Australia that weighed over 10kg and 8+ ft long so what’s your point.
You claimed that no venomous snake can be as big as the one OP posted, the size of the snake OP posted is the point of emphasis here and i just mentioned species of venomous snakes that can grow that big and even bigger, now how does that translate into the argument of which is bigger between the black mamba and the python?
You are just playing half-smart. Go find a pic of a coastal taipan on the internet yourself it’s 2023.
Next time don’t mislead people with such information because some NL illiterate might actually believe you that a venomous snake can’t get that big and end up bitten.

motymop:
OBVIOUSLY THE FATHER RAN AWAY

IF THE HAD CLAIM RESPONSIBLITY, IT WONT HAVE HAPPENED

How did you come to that conclusion? Did the lady personally tell you that? Are you familiar with the story or you’re just another Nairaland idiot that is quick to jump to conclusions based on zero facts?

pocohantas:
I watch Simon Keys a lot and neither him nor Siouxsie would tell you that a black mamba is bigger than a python. NO VENOMOUS SNAKE GROWS AS FAT or FATTER AS A NONVENOMOUS SNAKE. Not a mamba, not a taipan, not a cobra. Not one!

The King Cobra is the longest venomous snake and it is not heavier than a Burmese python! Go and read. Stop arguing!

First you claimed no venomous snake can be that big, now you have changed argument to which is bigger between a King Cobra and a Python.
It’s you who needs to stop arguing, you confidently misinformed people.

pocohantas:
I watch Simon Keys a lot and neither him nor Siouxsie would tell you that a black mamba is bigger than a python. NO VENOMOUS SNAKE GROWS AS FAT or FATTER AS A NONVENOMOUS SNAKE. Not a mamba, not a taipan, not a cobra. Not one!

The King Cobra is the longest venomous snake and it is not heavier than a Burmese python! Go and read. Stop arguing!

Who ever mentioned in this post that a Black mamba is bigger than a Python? You said a snake that large (referring to the snake in the pic op posted) cannot be venomous and i just mentioned snakes that are venomous and can grow up to the size of the snake in the picture, now you are shifting the goalpost and bringing up another argument.
You be APC member?

pocohantas:
Tell me one. I am waiting...
Attach pictures too.

Eastern brown snake, Fer-de-lance, Coastal taipan, Black mamba etc.
Just because you can’t name any doesn’t mean someone else can’t.
Use a search engine and search for pictures and videos of the snakes i just mentioned so that you can educate yourself before you die of ignorance via snake bite.

LooneyLester:
Is she a he ??

These days we can’t tell.

pocohantas:
You should watch it too. You would learn to spell the word. NatgeoWIDE indeed.




Typical senselessness masked as logic.



Let's hear from you. Don't play mute and have us assume you are knowledgeable.

Eastern brown snake, Black mamba, Coastal taipan, Fer-de-lance, Saw-scaled viper etc…these are highly venomous snakes and they can grow into the size in that picture of the post and even larger.
Just because you watch NatGeoWild doesn’t make you Simon Keys or some snake specialist. Learn, so you don’t get sent to meet your creator via snake bite.

pocohantas:
You should watch it too. You would learn to spell the word. NatgeoWIDE indeed.

But at least his message was passed and anyone with half a brain knows he is referring to NatGeoWild.
There are venomous snakes that big.

LooneyLester:
Too much of NATGEOWIDE has done you more harm than good


Wait till you see a snake irl

Don’t mind him, he is ignorant.

pocohantas:
Any snake that fat and big is definitely non-venomous. Meaning they are not that harmful and confrontational. They can't bit to kill you, but they can constrict and swallow sizeable preys. King cobras are the longest venomous snake and they are not even fat. If you leave this snake, it would go away. If you looseguard, it would try its luck.

Snakes are most times nonconfrontational.
Their first instinct is to run/hide from humans.

No dey whine yourself.

Birdbyrde440:
They will not find buyers easily and maybe forced to sell for ridiculously low prices depending if the property is properly documented

Una go wait taya…Yaro banza!

Beuberry:
If I tear you slap!
I can feed you.

Yes, you can feed me…with your breast.

Beuberry:
Iyalaya e roaches!

No one hate you. It's ya poverty (PVT) that's controlling ya destiny.

Poverty? Don’t generalize the condition of your father and brothers. Just because you live in poverty does not mean everyone is living like you. I will comfortably sponsor your lifestyle and that of your father without stress. Menopause is affecting your small brain. Akatikoro.

jeromestarks:
I was scrolling through my contacts tonight and I saw my ex's number so , I called my ex (...very dumb move).

We talked and talked about how we weren't meant for each other.

Our conversation read in part:
Me: I thought you won't pick my call.

Her: why won't I? I don't have any problem with you and you didn't offend me.

Me: hmmmm so, what can make you not to pick my call?

She: if you ask any of my sisters out.

Me: 🤣 . We didn't work. Maybe I and your sister will work.

Her: I don't want you around any of my family.

Me: This is why we never happened. You're too jealous. Okay bye. It's better we go separate ways (.... Foolish thing to say on my path).


Her: Better. If you don't want to talk to me anymore, fine. But I will still visit your mother whenever I want to.




I just said good night and hung up.

I feel like an idiot right now.

I don't know why I called her sef. I'm angry with myself. I shouldn't have made that call.


Please always delete your ex 's number and move on.

Remember that 3-4 different guys don Nyash her since you guys broke up.

Nairaland man-hating ladies masquerading as feminists will not like this.

doneback04:
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Regard this how can someone hack someone WhatsApp account, not to scam anyone ooo just to know the chats
because I feel someone is trying to deceive my babe and it's her close female friend I was opportune to see her Whatsapp messages and before I could see this she refused not allowing me to do so it just a coincidence I had to see it and after then the look on my babe face was fill with guilt

You will first have to use her WhatsApp account details to open WhatsApp Web without her consent …then continue from there

Victor Osimhen…CAF African Footballer of the Year 2023.
Helping Napoli to win the scudetto after 33 years of waiting and also becoming the first African to become the Serie A highest goal scorer and the highest number of goals scored by an African player in Serie A all in a single season makes him favorite for the award.

Two fighting…Sorry two cheating!

adecz:
You seem to have forgotten that the
Tor Tivi & indeed the whole munchi
nation took her statement serious enough
for the paramount Tiv monarch to answer
her & even threatened to take this "bimbo"
to court to clear the reputation of the
Tivi people..


You are likely to young to know this
accommodating character of your people.


However, this shouldn't be an excuse to
receive & host me during the coming
Yuletide. I'm already packing my bags as
I've been told that Xmas is generally a
lovely time in Benue..

Pls give me your contact details for
easy location. I'll be expecting to eat a
lot of pounded yam & bush meat🍖🍗🍖. 😋😋😋

They intervened to correct the misinformation perpetrated by that educated illiterate called Venita. She shouldn’t generalize her mother’s lifestyle.
No more bush meat as your Fulani brothers have sent away local hunters and farmers out of their lands into IDP camps.

xristos:
e don be

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Pictures pls.