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She be bread

adedayourt:
in summary

She be bread

adedayourt:
in summary

Moral of the story: Never force your liquid starch on a female no matter how rumpled her cloth may look

Haba, you must have been born in the late '90s.

quiinnBee:
dont know fatjoe though

Too bad!

montezz:
He paid jux 2months. Outstanding ko!

You dont come across as a Civil Servant, anyways, i thought he had paid all outstanding debt.

montezz:
Na so o

pele dear, i thought he said he had paid all outstanding debt.

montezz:
Na so o

Lets learn to appreciate a good gesture.

mznuez:
With who's money?

shey Aregbe dey owe u too ni

montezz:
Omoluabi gan gan leyi! No b dat rogue wey dy osun st.

shey Aregbe dey owe u too ni

montezz:
Omoluabi gan gan leyi! No b dat rogue wey dy osun st.

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You better apply to UI or UNILAG, OAU will waste your precious time, trust me, i have 2 degrees from OAU, so i know better.

Simitrendy:
Unilorin is cool tho but the way they treat PG students is not different from the way they treat we Undergraduates... Lol at most times they use dress code for PG students. I'll prefer to do my PGS at OAU. TeamBBF! #BetterByFar. #TeamOKEodoBoys.

This would have been a much easier way to learn.

which area would you prefer? maybe my agent have a place for rent.

closetoyou:
Not yet sir

have you gottrn a place?

closetoyou:
I need a fully tiled 2 or one bedroom flat in osogbo with water. Pls help

You live in an idealistic world. Is it the Police that cant be truthful about the whole situation, taking the glory as if they were the ones that rescued the old man from his kidnappers, and denying that ransome was paid. If you followed the story closely, you would know that the fulani herdsmen kidnapped the old man, and it isnt a matter of allegation. The old man even confirmed that his abductors were fulanis. Afenifere was right in their demands that nomadic grazing should be stopped or they will retort to self-help.

luvmijeje:
Yes! An alleged group of fulani herdsmen kidnapped an elder statesman. Afenifere full hopefully of enlightening and wise people should have hold their gun for the full police investigation to be conclude before jumping the ship.

Even if it's true, why do they want to take laws into their hands? I'm expecting them to liase with the state government on making laws that will strengthen the well being of the people. I didn't expect them to go rogue on us.

Their reaction was unrefined..... . OPC should be making this kind of statement

Putin made a lot of valid points!

If they cant be law abiding, they should stop them from grazing in other regions. They leave too much death and destruction in their wake! Look at what is happening in the NC, should we wait till the same thing happen in the SW before calling them to order?.

luvmijeje:
What the heck is indefensible?

Fulani herdsmen wielding AK 47s, leaving death and destruction in their wake. Kidnapping a yoruba elder stateman and asking for ransom. If we close our eyes to this, they might as well turn the SW into the NC, where they kill and maim lives and destroy properties at will!

luvmijeje:
What the heck is indefensible?

If you dont know whats happening in the country, cant you just keep shut, why defend something that is indefensible?

luvmijeje:
No, you're missing the point. Even if it's true Fulani herdsmen were behind this, Afenifere as a former non partisan organisation should be calling for the arrest of the perpetrators of the crime. And not labelling a whole tribe for the crime of few.

Are they trying to tell us Yorubas outside of their enclave don't commit crime? Or are they saying other tribes in Yoruba land don't commit crime?

This is not ordinary...... It's politics.

It was supposed to be a question, i didnt even know they were related until yesterday.

pocohantas:
Don't spread wrong info. He's her nephew not son...google it.

He is the son of the oil baronness Folunsho Alakija?

You are not a Nigerian then!

amii131:
Am not a westerner,Easterner, northerner either southerner

But from Nigeria

I pray Abike gets position in any ministerial slot

I damn love that woman

Then u gonna see the goodness of God in Nigeria and in my life testimony.



Please vote for Abike for any ministerial slot

*importance

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Faster than Usain Bolt .

rosy4u:
50 secs

With or without alomo?

Two for the price of one . Their boyfriend is a lucky guy!

Whats on your mind?

prettytasha:
hmm

But Jay Z isnt in the picture now!

But yours is big too naw .

nikkypearl:
Ifa hear What happens to having a medium/ moderate boobz! Hian
*anyways, just passing*

It explains how a relatively unknown Nigerian went to India, and came back as Sat. Guru Maharaji!

*stuck

Sijo01:
Hmmmmmm
Even in poverty, they sticked together! Awesome is the word.

Since he has reached the maximum allowed under Islamic Law, you can as well be his concubine .

Amusaopeyemi:
Sanusi my crush.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Thats better

obaty:
I was being sarcastic