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Education › Re: OMG!!! The Author Of This Book Should Be Sent To Jail.. (photo) by tuk2ato(m): 12:47pm On Apr 11, 2016
For Nodding
UIA04:
Can someone tell tell me any other physical thing the head is used for?
Education › Re: What If Nigerian Female Students Wore This As School Uniforms? (see Photo) by tuk2ato(m): 6:10am On Apr 10, 2016
Even with everything covered, it still doesnt guarantee your assertion.
Yuneehk:
Cool!.. This way teachers wouldn't sleep with the students, boys would concentrate, and everyone would graduate with good grades.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s Look At Alamieyeseigha's Service Of Song (Pictured) by tuk2ato(m): 5:53am On Apr 10, 2016
Her attire looks like a powerbike suit
metronaija:
https://16745-presscdn-0-7.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Patience-Jonathan.jpg
Patience Jonathan, wife of Nigeria’s former president, came out today in Yenagoa to attend a service of song for late former governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.

She emerged cladded in a black linen attire, with strips of red, best suited for the 80s, when thick shoulder pads were in vogue. The former First lady’s face was also noticeably over-pancaked, clearly missing her skin tone by several shades.

We heard that Bayelsa Fashion Police has begun an instant man hunt for her designer who may be detained in Otuoke Police station Friday night.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/fashion-police-arrest-patience.html
Agriculture › Re: Poultry. Cost And Expectations In Nigeria by tuk2ato(m): 10:12pm On Apr 06, 2016
Whats the specification of your defeathering machine and how much does it cost?
Farmafric:
Get in touch with us for all your poultry needs

56,shasha road akowonjo,lagos
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong’s 22-Year-Old Daughter, Carlisa, Who Has An Unbelievable Ukwu by tuk2ato(m): 3:57pm On Apr 06, 2016
No, 13 yrs old when he gave birth to her
KingEbukasBlog:
So harry song was 13 when he got married undecided
Politics › Re: Falana Orders Dss To Release Zakzaky Within 24hours by tuk2ato(m): 9:43am On Apr 06, 2016
How are the likes of you different from Boko Haram in your ideology, so because Nigeria has a majority Sunni muslims means that the Nigerian Army should kill and maim other religious sects? Your Boko Haram brothers started out with the same idealogy that anybody that doesnt embrace their islamic principles is an infidel, and deserves to die.
Nasman:
Well, I pray that he rot in custody. Pls don't release him. We have got to stop Iranian influence in this country. The Muslims in this country are overwhelming Sunni. And off course Saudi Arabia are on our side. We don't need Iran, Iraq, Lebanon to be on our side. Nobody can change this simple fact that Nigeria is a country built on Alhul Sunna. We will continue to protect our country from evil Shia ideology and it culture
Politics › Re: Fayose Reconciles With Tope Aluko by tuk2ato(m): 3:06am On Apr 05, 2016
Please kindly comment on Olusegun Osoba reunion with the APC also. As far as i am concerned all these politicians are opportunistic rogues!
OpinionLeader:
Na wao!

The chess game continues. cheesy

Tope Aluko has enmeshed himself into a deeper murky waters. From PDP to APC (as alleged) and now back to PDP. His troubles aren't ending soon, I can assure you that.

As it stands, his reconciliation with Lord Ayo Fayose will do him more harm than good; law enforcement agencies would re-open his file and speedy his prosecution with the help of APC led govt.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › In Need Of A Female Companion In Osogbo by tuk2ato(op): 10:30pm On Apr 01, 2016
I recently relocated to Osogbo from Ibadan, and am in need of a female companion. A mature and reasonable lady. Whatsapp Number : 07068453475
Education › Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by tuk2ato(m): 7:56pm On Mar 21, 2016
That's encouraging mediocrity. A graduate should be able to construct simple English sentences/grammar.
omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.
Politics › Re: 55 Things You Might Not Know About Our Beloved Country, Nigeria by tuk2ato(m): 4:11pm On Mar 19, 2016
At fact No. 9, the naira was more valuable than the dollar then.
benestico:
Do you know that?

1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million.

2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt.

3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.

4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them.

5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin.

6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina.

7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war

8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South.

9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State).

10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”. Regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name.

11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’.

12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality.

13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy.

14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy.

15. Jollof rice, chicken breast, serve of ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo- Unilag in the late 1970s

16. At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome)

17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins.

18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister

19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force.

20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language the Santeria cult in Carribean and South-Central America.

21. Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century- 1807 by the British.

22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule.

23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II.

24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998.

25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss Universe contest in 2001.

26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire.

27. Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria.

28. The area known as Makoro town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and served as the first bridge to the Island.

29. Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world.

30. Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North.

31. George Goldie, who played a major role in founding Nigeria, placed a curse on anyone who attempts to write his biography.

32. In 1996, John Ogbu, a Nigerian Anthropologist firmly advocated for the use of African-American Vernacular to teach in the U.S

33. Hause Language indigenous to Northern Nigeria is spoken in 11 African States. Germany, French, U.S., and British International radio stations broadcast in Hausa.

34. The surgeon who ‘killed’ Stella Obasanjo was sentenced to 1 year in prison, disqualified for 3 years and fined €120,000.

35. The word ‘asiri’ means ‘secret’ in Hausa, Yoruba, Nupe and Igarra. It also means ‘gossip’ in Igbo.

36. Igbo-Ora in Oyo State, Kodinji in India and Candido Godoi in Brazil are the towns that produce the highest number of twin births in the world.

37. Bishop Ajayi Crowther, a Yoruba, in 1857 produced a reading book for the Igbo Language and a full grammar and vocabulary of NUPE in 1864.

38. The first TV broadcast in Nigeria and Tropical Africa was on October 31, 1959.

39. In 1978, a 50Kobo increase (from #1.50 to #2) in the cost of University Students’ meal per day caused the ‘Ali Must Go’ protests.

40. Albert E. Kitson discovered coal in Enugu in 1909. This discovery led to the building of Port-Harcourt town in 1912.

41. Today, only Nigeria has a larger black population than Brazil. More than 3.5 million Africans were captured, enslaved and transported to Brazil.

42. Groundnut pyramids were the invention of Alhaji Alhassan Dantata to stack bags before export.

43. In 1967, old traditional ruler, Oba Akran and A. Ademiluyi were jailed for 14 years (7 each) for stealing £504,750 (#2.5b).

44. Since 1960, Nigeria has been either ruled by an ex-lecturer/ex-teacher or military man. The only exceptions are Azikiwe and Shonekan.

45. If you visited Lagos in 1975, you could spend a day at the Presidential Suite of Federal Palace Hotel for #100, single room for #19.

46. The first aircraft to land in Nigeria landed in Kano in July 1925. A British fighter jet flew from Khartoum (present day Sudan).

47. In 1895, Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage. When the British refused his demands, more than 40 of those men were eaten.

48. The ‘Naira’ was coined by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was serving as the Federal Commissioner of Finance.

49. Koma Hill (settlement in Adamawa where people lived and practised the killing of twins) was discovered in 1986 by a NYSC corps member.

50. The pilot (Francis Osakwe) that flew Ojukwu away from Biafra (1970) was the same pilot that flew Gowon to Uganda (last flight as Head of State).

51. In 1986, Shehu Shagari was banned from participation in politics for life. The ban has still not been lifted.

52. As the wife of the deputy Head of State (Vice President of Nigeria) in 1984, Biodun Idiagbon personally ran a small ice cream shop in Ilorin..

53. Koma Hills (Adamawa State) inhabitants when discovered were observed to engage in the practise of borrowing wives among themselves.

54. Juju, Dashiki, Yam and Okra are words in the English dictionary that originated from ethnic groups located in present day Nigeria.

55. Nigeria has more English speakers than England, and more Muslims than Saudi Arabia, Syria and Afghanistan combined.
Politics › Re: 55 Things You Might Not Know About Our Beloved Country, Nigeria by tuk2ato(m): 3:38pm On Mar 19, 2016
benestico:
Do you know that?

1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million.

2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt.

3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.

4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them.

5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin.

6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina.

7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war

8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South.

9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State).

10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”. Regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name.

11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’.

12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality.

13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy.

14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy.

15. Jollof rice, chicken breast, serve of ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo- Unilag in the late 1970s

16. At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome)

17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins.

18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister

19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force.

20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language the Santeria cult in Carribean and South-Central America.

21. Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century- 1807 by the British.

22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule.

23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II.

24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998.

25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss Universe contest in 2001.

26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire.

27. Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria.

28. The area known as Makoro town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and served as the first bridge to the Island.

29. Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world.

30. Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North.

31. George Goldie, who played a major role in founding Nigeria, placed a curse on anyone who attempts to write his biography.

32. In 1996, John Ogbu, a Nigerian Anthropologist firmly advocated for the use of African-American Vernacular to teach in the U.S

33. Hause Language indigenous to Northern Nigeria is spoken in 11 African States. Germany, French, U.S., and British International radio stations broadcast in Hausa.

34. The surgeon who ‘killed’ Stella Obasanjo was sentenced to 1 year in prison, disqualified for 3 years and fined €120,000.

35. The word ‘asiri’ means ‘secret’ in Hausa, Yoruba, Nupe and Igarra. It also means ‘gossip’ in Igbo.

36. Igbo-Ora in Oyo State, Kodinji in India and Candido Godoi in Brazil are the towns that produce the highest number of twin births in the world.

37. Bishop Ajayi Crowther, a Yoruba, in 1857 produced a reading book for the Igbo Language and a full grammar and vocabulary of NUPE in 1864.

38. The first TV broadcast in Nigeria and Tropical Africa was on October 31, 1959.

39. In 1978, a 50Kobo increase (from #1.50 to #2) in the cost of University Students’ meal per day caused the ‘Ali Must Go’ protests.

40. Albert E. Kitson discovered coal in Enugu in 1909. This discovery led to the building of Port-Harcourt town in 1912.

41. Today, only Nigeria has a larger black population than Brazil. More than 3.5 million Africans were captured, enslaved and transported to Brazil.

42. Groundnut pyramids were the invention of Alhaji Alhassan Dantata to stack bags before export.

43. In 1967, old traditional ruler, Oba Akran and A. Ademiluyi were jailed for 14 years (7 each) for stealing £504,750 (#2.5b).

44. Since 1960, Nigeria has been either ruled by an ex-lecturer/ex-teacher or military man. The only exceptions are Azikiwe and Shonekan.

45. If you visited Lagos in 1975, you could spend a day at the Presidential Suite of Federal Palace Hotel for #100, single room for #19.

46. The first aircraft to land in Nigeria landed in Kano in July 1925. A British fighter jet flew from Khartoum (present day Sudan).

47. In 1895, Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage. When the British refused his demands, more than 40 of those men were eaten.

48. The ‘Naira’ was coined by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was serving as the Federal Commissioner of Finance.

49. Koma Hill (settlement in Adamawa where people lived and practised the killing of twins) was discovered in 1986 by a NYSC corps member.

50. The pilot (Francis Osakwe) that flew Ojukwu away from Biafra (1970) was the same pilot that flew Gowon to Uganda (last flight as Head of State).

51. In 1986, Shehu Shagari was banned from participation in politics for life. The ban has still not been lifted.

52. As the wife of the deputy Head of State (Vice President of Nigeria) in 1984, Biodun Idiagbon personally ran a small ice cream shop in Ilorin..

53. Koma Hills (Adamawa State) inhabitants when discovered were observed to engage in the practise of borrowing wives among themselves.

54. Juju, Dashiki, Yam and Okra are words in the English dictionary that originated from ethnic groups located in present day Nigeria.

55. Nigeria has more English speakers than England, and more Muslims than Saudi Arabia, Syria and Afghanistan combined.
Nice one, i wish i had enough time to memorize all these facts!
Politics › Re: 1.5 Billion Traced To Ex Minister Of Finance Son’s Account by tuk2ato(m): 8:11am On Mar 14, 2016
Dont be confused, one is N 1.5 b naira while the othee is $2.1billion dollars!
Adonis3:
I'm confused here ooo


If 1.5bn out of 2.1bn was collected by this guy


Wah abouh the other 400, 500, 700 people like Metuh, Falae, Bode George, not forgetting the 1.2bn or so alleged to have been received by Dokpesi??



Abi dasuki don turn Jesus wey use 5 loaves of agege bread feed 5000huh




#Adonis3HasSopken
Education › Re: The Top 10 Dirtiest Cities In The World by tuk2ato(m): 7:26am On Mar 14, 2016
Ib has come a long way. The city is cleaner and better now.
Meeloreh:
Ibadan people will be shinning teeth now,
Crime › Re: Gay Man Caught In Ondo Dies From Beating (Graphic Photos) by tuk2ato(m): 6:48am On Mar 14, 2016
If a gay was murdered,then what should be the fate of the murderers? You dont punish a crime by committing a bigger crime.
Family › Re: Which Is The Happiest Day In A Woman's Life? by tuk2ato(m): 9:33pm On Mar 10, 2016
The day she smokes high quality weed grin
Agriculture › Re: My 2,000 Broiler Production Cycle by tuk2ato(op): 9:08pm On Mar 10, 2016
Thanks. I have had my fair share of mortalities.
silkytouch:
Very lovely thing you got going on there, I love the free range kind of setup you gave them, broilers do very well when they dont have to cluster and they are all so very neat.
Have you recorded any mortality so far?
Agriculture › Re: My 2,000 Broiler Production Cycle by tuk2ato(op): 9:06pm On Mar 10, 2016
1 week.
fxid10:
pls at what number of weeks did you totally remove the charcoal pot
Agriculture › Re: My 2,000 Broiler Production Cycle by tuk2ato(op): 11:11am On Mar 09, 2016
Interested parties can buy and raise them for easter which is command a higher price by then

Agriculture › Re: My 2,000 Broiler Production Cycle by tuk2ato(op): 10:57am On Mar 09, 2016
50 pieces of 6 weeks old broiler available for sale at osogbo. Asking price #1200.
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Working In A Private Jet (PICS) by tuk2ato(m): 2:06pm On Mar 01, 2016
Haba now, Rev. Father dey use hin d*ck pee now. Some have even fathered children in secret grin
iyatrustee:
What was he supposed to be doing?

Some threads are as useless as a Rev Fr's d1ck
Romance › Re: Am Sex Starved.....and I Dont Have A Boyfriend...what Do I Do? by tuk2ato(m): 4:36am On Feb 28, 2016
How can a girl be sex starved? Invite a male friend to your place and make the move on him. It is that easy or better still outsource the job to a cucumber. grin
Fadekebisola:
nairalanders .....i need sex urgently...i dont have a current boyfriend now...pls what do i do?
Celebrities › Re: South African OAP Break Internet By Proposing 2 Her Lesbian Friend In Public(pix by tuk2ato(m): 4:14am On Feb 28, 2016
Anybody that want same sex union should forget about the family life, cos how does a child explain to his friends in school when same-sex parent show up at his school. This is cause a lot of trauma for the child growing up. If 2 females come, kids be like, 'where is your daddy', if vice-versa, 'where is your mummy'
Celebrities › Re: South African OAP Break Internet By Proposing 2 Her Lesbian Friend In Public(pix by tuk2ato(m): 4:09am On Feb 28, 2016
How?
rheether:
I made 70k today.
Romance › Re: The First Day I Had Sex by tuk2ato(m): 4:05am On Feb 28, 2016
How can we verify this assertion undecided
kimnicki:
#teamVirgin grin
Politics › Re: Reuters Rips Buhari In Scathing Article. by tuk2ato(m): 3:54am On Feb 28, 2016
There are some truths about the article, the president has to learn how to delegate more often, to me i dont think he needs to personally make all those overseas trips, there are ministers he can delegate it to. There are secession threats in the SE and SS, militancy and pipeline vandalisation in the SS, yet he hasnt visited these areas and he has made 26 whooping trips overseas. Each trip the president makes cost more foreign currency which could be greatly reduced if he had delegated the trip to someone else. The president is doing well in his fight against corruption, albeit one-sided, but corruption isnt the only issue in Nigeria that needs to be addressed. The president needs to focus more of his attention on the domestic issues.
Politics › Re: Toyin Saraki Joins The Obamas, Usher & Others For Event At The White House. PICS by tuk2ato(m): 2:24am On Feb 28, 2016
Seems Usher didnt iron his shirt before leaving the house. undecided
Politics › Re: Saraki Buys New N330million Cars by tuk2ato(m): 2:21am On Feb 28, 2016
These lawmakers are a law on to themselves.
Culture › Re: King Chukwuka Akaeze With Governor Okowa (Pic) by tuk2ato(m): 10:16pm On Feb 23, 2016
Yet another handsome King, I think he is finer than the Ooni undecided . In btw, the MOPOL looks lost, 'who be this young boy wey dey shake my ogs'
Politics › Re: Army Sacks Police Station In Umuahia by tuk2ato(m): 10:05pm On Feb 23, 2016
But they are both Officers now undecided.
Politics › Re: Army Sacks Police Station In Umuahia by tuk2ato(m): 10:04pm On Feb 23, 2016
The Captain was civil, it was the dpo that refused to be reasoned with, so it serves him right. Even in civilised countries soldiers are treated with respect.
Dollyak:
I wouldn't be rejoicing just yet if I were you. Nigerian army is not above the law.
Bigger picture...

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