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Romance / Re: I May Soon Commit A Murder. by tundchip2: 11:27pm On Jun 13, 2020 |
ige, gaybriel, I hate those mfs with passion. The thought of a man fucking another man, Kai, omo if na me ehn, the guy for don hear am hot. BTW no dey give am face,curse hin life abi shey o fe shoriburuku ni? |
Romance / Re: What Was Your First Weed Experience Like? Come And Share Your Stories by tundchip2: 4:24pm On Jun 13, 2020 |
Nooil:Nah, I was just over high and just slept for 2 days |
Romance / Re: What Was Your First Weed Experience Like? Come And Share Your Stories by tundchip2: 3:37pm On Jun 13, 2020 |
Mehn, I just came back from school after our 1st semester, then i went to my friends house, he smokes but i haven't started smoking that time. But I lived around smokers in my hostel, they described the feeling as a nice trips. My elder brother once advised me that if i want to get high in school that i should not go close to tramadol, codeine or all that chemicals shitt. As per, peer influence and stuff, so i won't start with the wrong drug that i might eventually get addicted to. He said weed is the best. Back to my friend. Then my friend said we should go out and buy weed cos he wanted to smoke. We went out, got to the dealers place, bought 3 ordinary smoke N150. That time, person still fit see 50 Naira weed buy. He took two and i collected one. He asked "wetin you wan use am do, I said smoke it of course. Then we went to his house, he rolled one for me and him out of his own weed. Then gave me to smoke, I just held it, I couldn't smoke it. Then i went home, jollof rice for dinner, served my self and went to the room to eat. I just poured the weed into my food, ate it, nothing do me, I went to kitchen, served another round of rice and poured the whole 50 Naira weed into my plate. Watched film for about 20 minutes then slept of. Oboi, as i wake up like this, I was dazed than a motherfuckerr, my eyes were reddd.... Deadly red. I couldn't go out to parlor cos of my parents, my sister came to my room and immediately she knew. I felt the effect for 2 days straight. After numerous forced exercises and baths, my body was beginning to calm down. Fast forward to 3 years later, I can't even smoke ordinary weed cos e be like cigarettes, e no dey high me again �☺� 26 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Put Cocaine On Their Manhoods When Having Sleeping With Ladies by tundchip2: 2:24pm On Jun 13, 2020 |
Cocaine ko, marijuana ni.......mtchewww |
Romance / Re: Advise To Undergraduate And Guys Below 25. by tundchip2: 1:51pm On Jun 13, 2020 |
Reminds me of that olamide's song "wonma". No matter what you do, them go still Bleep am.�� O le te obinrin lorun 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: If You Dey Blaze Enter Here by tundchip2: 1:15am On Jun 12, 2020 |
arthorjnr:I swear, or listen to "touch me I'm going to scream part 2. Mehn, go to YouTube and search for it, it's 8 minutes long and go to the comments section. the first time i smoked loud with this song, guy, I went to heaven and came back. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: As A Lady If You Get 10million From A Contract, How Much Can You Give Your Guy? by tundchip2: 7:05pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
ethicallyright:Jonzing men everywhere. ��� |
Romance / Re: As A Lady If You Get 10million From A Contract, How Much Can You Give Your Guy? by tundchip2: 7:04pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
Why would she give her man money. Is she compelled to do so or I don't understand. |
Romance / Re: What Ended Your Last Relationship? by tundchip2: 5:29pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
Ghostrye:MA gee, chop knuckle 11 Likes 1 Share
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Health / Re: Are You Tired Of Smoking And Drinking? by tundchip2: 5:25pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
I don't drink, but i ain't tired of smoking. It's good to detoxify tho, Abi slawomir, wetin you reason? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Media Guru Reveals How Hushpuppi Has Dented Image Of Nigerians Abroad by tundchip2: 5:21pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
He has said it all. "The govt has thrown caution to the wind ...you wouldn't wake in the morning with nothing to eat , then see an illegal means of making fast money to survive and be thinking of some fvcking freelancer or public image !!" Over 10 million Nigerians are involved in fraud. Imagine if they didn't do fraud, Nigeria would have turned to wild wild west. The OP sef might have been shot dead tey tey. I ain't supporting fraud but, i mean look at it, The biggest fraudsters are in the government. But nah, no one cares. Well, na who police catch na im be thief. |
Romance / Re: Girls Fight Naked Over A Man - Photos by tundchip2: 3:23pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
When the D is so good. By the way, where is the video? |
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To My Wife Adriel Akinbo by tundchip2: 3:19pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
jawalis:Lolll, jonzing Man, then tell me what fat Means. Las Las, a condom would have prevented this. |
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To My Wife Adriel Akinbo by tundchip2: 2:48pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
OP, your maami is beautiful. And happy birthday to her. |
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To My Wife Adriel Akinbo by tundchip2: 2:46pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
jawalis:Lawd! A condom would have prevented this. |
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Pictured In Handcuff by tundchip2: 9:25pm On Jun 10, 2020 |
I don't think that's hush. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi & Woodberry On Their Way To America: Kemi Olunloyo Shares More Details by tundchip2: 12:24pm On Jun 10, 2020 |
Mompha ran to Nigeria or he also would have been in a US prison now. Invictus was about to run away to Nigeria, he was nabbed on the way. Long story short, if you commit a fraud crime and the Fbi, is on you, Run to Nigeria. We protect our own here as far as money is involved. after 3 weeks of enjoyment in Efcc's cell, you'll be released. But if you were to be unfortunate to be nabbed abroad, brother, you're fucke.d. I'm slow but legit. Watch my latest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktmIIZVPoLY 40 Likes 5 Shares |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Faduma Koloram In Borno, Kills 70 Persons by tundchip2: 12:17pm On Jun 10, 2020 |
5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys Only: Guys, What Nickname Does Ur Girl Call Ur Bleeping Tool? by tundchip2: 11:02am On Jun 10, 2020 |
El-chapo. Short man devil 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Girls Bleep To Pieces In This Lockdown. I Never Knew She Like Sex This Much by tundchip2: 8:01am On Jun 10, 2020 |
You've just Dickmatized her. Welcome to the club |
Food / Re: What Is The Weirdest Food Combo You Like by tundchip2: 4:36pm On Jun 08, 2020 |
I'm gonna puke |
Romance / Re: What Age Did You Start Caring For Yourself Independently by tundchip2: 2:41am On Jun 08, 2020 |
20.....who am i deceiving, I'm still under my parents, I can't wait to blow up and start Caring for them too. Those people (parents) done tried 3 Likes |
Culture / Re: Can someone explain these images? by tundchip2: 8:40pm On Jun 06, 2020 |
A simple image search would clear your doubts 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Federal Lawmakers From Abia Visit Orji Kalu Following Release by tundchip2: 8:37pm On Jun 06, 2020 |
God dey shaa |
Politics / Re: Nigeria: Your Shithole, Their Goldmine by tundchip2: 12:20pm On Jun 06, 2020 |
God Dey! |
Crime / Re: 4 Types Of Rape And How To Avoid Them by tundchip2: 12:15pm On Jun 06, 2020 |
Lemme help.. Every day comes the sad news of rape and that's why we bring to you, 4 types of rape and how to avoid them. There are many reported cases, as well as unaccounted cases. A very sad situation that we cannot expect. To avoid rape, it is important to classify it as: 1) Victim of Circumstances: With this type of rape, innocent women become victims of the situation. This is the result of the desire of an uncontrollable guy, and any woman at that time will be a victim. This is the case when a woman is raped by armed robbers at home, at home or on the road, which should be relatively safe. How to avoid 1) Do not be late and make sure that you are in good company. If possible, do not return at night, fall asleep 2) No matter how fast you are in a hurry, not alone. Sorry, this is safer than that. 3) Sometimes they want money, so take it with you. But if they do not receive the money, there will be another action that cannot be explained. 2) Rape for revenge: when a woman insult a psychopath, he can take revenge. Another example is when a woman collects and distributes gifts and financial assistance to give and receive sex with a man. How to avoid 1) Ignore courage, which is better than insulting, and minimize your attitude to courage. This does not provoke the leader of the gang or cult to confuse moral ideology, because you do not know who they are. 2)Do not start anything that can make you hungry or needy, but cannot stop. Don't play Clipboard full |
Crime / Re: Shomuyiwa Azeezat: Pregnant Student Murdered In Ibadan (Graphic Photos) by tundchip2: 12:12pm On Jun 06, 2020 |
WTF is happening 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Training In Senegal With British Army (video) by tundchip2: 12:11pm On Jun 06, 2020 |
We should be the strongest in Africa, but nah, corruption didn't allow. I mean, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwWB0bIa8ms 91 Likes 3 Shares |
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