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onyepapa:
hahaha I no know say e pain you reach like this ooo sorry oooooo

Pain? Hahahaha! I just realised I made a mistake.






















































I was responding to a Rabbit !!!

onyepapa:
Please guys how do I do the PDP online reg??

Idiot! By posting rubbish against APC. How could u have forgotten so easily?

Oh! Lest forget, and by attacking people from d southwest.

Artistree:
It always doesn't rain in ALL areas of a CITY talk more of a STATE! I have seen instances where it rains cats and dogs in one part of town but it's scorching in another part, just a stone throw away.
I personally don't think knowing where she lives helps her story, you mustn't believe everything you hear so you can as well pass...

Haba! madam Artistree, u don vex ni?

Artistree:
Op, please don't mind these members asking where you stay in PH, I mean what is the essence of the question? Were you the three musketeers that went to the area? Even armed robbers sef are either guests or members on NL, so answering that question is at your own risk.
We thank God they didn't succeed, obviously they just stopped at your window to discuss and not to enter your apartment.

I think the questions would not have come without a reason. The storyline, or maybe, reallife story as put up there says a veeeeeryyyy heavy downpour ended d whole scenario, so let d op give an answer to d questions of location before we believe d story. Period!

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RedCard1:
Classless Yoruba actress in the news again?

Anyway, this one managed to look better than the ones we've been seeing

God save ur career say you no put any picture for ur profile. You for hear something today

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MrKontrovErsy:
this is barbaric
is a pity some animals wear homa skin

How is it barbaric? Is pickpocketing itself not worse. The guy is lucky they did not lynch him. When I recall how a pickpocket easily picked an envelop containing a whole one month salary from my pocket leaving me with only N10 at Oshodi, u will understand my point.

Flets:
That is why they have refused to allow true federalism or support Biafra

Mumu! Ask innoson owner himself and he'll tell u emergence of Biafra would automatically translate to adverse effect on his business profitability.

Open your blind eyes to see the huge market the Nigerian economy offers him. Well, I don't blame an ignoramus like u sha

Wow! this is great. Something have been looking for all these while. Now make i no waste time again. Thanks OP for the considerate price.

weyreypey:
What of the Nigerian Jews?

bad mouth!!

ideyhere:
Nawa to some girls sha...
Okay na me be village girl number one...I did it
Stomping palm fruit doesn't reduce who you are. For one, it actually make your feet neater than any feet treatment ever could. It's a very enjoyable form of exercise (dancing)...and you end up producing something worthwhile (palm oil). The few times I did it at the villa,I actually had to beg to be allowed to do it...and believe you me, I don't regret it one bit...

Now this is a wife material. One kiss for u Baebae!

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What if?
"I was a medical student in the early 60s and remember being taught what to do if we found ourselves in the Antarctic with appendicitis. We were told to sit upright with our knees pulled up our chests. Then if the appendix did burst, in this position we had the best chance of pus draining into the bottom of the pelvis and becoming walled off in an abscess, rather than infecting the peritoneum - the membrane that covers the inside of the abdomen. Peritonitis can kill you. We weren't advised to reach for the scalpel." Dr Duncan Gee
There was to be one more twist to this extraordinary story. A spell of exceptionally bad weather and thick sea ice meant the ship due to pick them up in April 1962 couldn't get close enough and the team thought they would have to spend another year in Antarctica. As a surgeon, Rogozov was concerned about losing touch with the medical world, and on a personal level he was trapped in the place where he had the most terrible experience of his life.
In his diary he wrote: "More and more often waves of dull home sickness and hatred of this cursed Antarctica wash over me. How odd it seems that I ever agreed to go on this expedition. All the exoticism of Antarctica was exhausted within a month and in return I'm losing two years of my life. My clinic, which I love more than any worldly pleasure, seems as far from here as Mars."
To the relief of the whole team they were eventually airlifted out, albeit slightly later than planned.
"They had to be evacuated by single- engine planes," says Vladislav. "Very dramatically one of the planes almost dropped into the sea."
Rogozov returned home a national hero. His incredible survival story was a powerful tool for the Soviet propaganda machine. Just 18 days before performing his operation, fellow Russian, Yuri Gagarin, had become the first man in space, and comparisons were drawn between the two men.
"It was a strong parallel because they were both of the same age, 27, they both came from working class backgrounds, and they both achieved something that had not been achieved in human history before. They were prototypes of the ideal national superhero," says Vladislav. Leonid Rogozov in Leningrad (now St Petersburg) a few years after his return to Russia
Rogozov was awarded the Order of the Red Banner of Labour which honoured great deeds and services to the Soviet state and society. His bravery was held up as a symbol to the rest of the world: "Look at this generation of young people that our system has produced - young, handsome, smiling, nice fellows," says Vladislav. "But at the same time made of steel and iron determination."
Rogozov, though, shunned the publicity. The day after he returned home he went back to his hospital and resumed his career.
Appendectomies are now compulsory for Antarctic explorers from several countries such as Australia. And some in the medical profession have suggested the procedure should be given to any future astronauts leaving the Earth to form a colony on Mars or the Moon. Looking back at his father's legacy, Vladislav believes it is one of inspiration. "If you find yourself in a seemingly desperate situation when all the odds are against you. Even if you are in the middle of the most hostile environment, do not give up. Believe in yourself and fight, fight for life." Vladislav Rogozov spoke to Witness on BBC World Service.

Rogozov worked out a detailed plan for how the operation would unfold and assigned his colleagues specific roles and tasks. He nominated two main assistants to hand him instruments, position the lamp, and hold a mirror - he planned to use the reflection to see what he was doing. The station director was also in the room, in case one of the others became faint.
"He was so systematic he even instructed them what to do if he was losing consciousness - how to inject him with adrenalin and perform artificial ventilation," says Vladislav. "I don't think his preparation could have been better."
A general anaesthetic was out of the question. He was able to administer a local anaesthetic to his abdominal wall but once he had cut through, removing the appendix would have to be done without further pain relief, in order to keep his head as clear as possible.
"My poor assistants! At the last minute I looked over at them. They stood there in their surgical whites, whiter than white themselves," Rogozov wrote later. "I was scared too. But when I picked up the needle with the novocaine and gave myself the first injection, somehow I automatically switched into operating mode, and from that point on I didn't notice anything else."
Rogozov had intended to use a mirror to help him operate but he found its inverted view too much of a hindrance so he ended up working by touch, without gloves.
As he reached the final and hardest part of the operation, he almost lost consciousness. He began to fear he would fail at the final hurdle.
"The bleeding is quite heavy, but I take my time... Opening the peritoneum, I injured the blind gut and had to sew it up," Rogozov wrote. "I grow weaker and weaker, my head starts to spin. Every four to five minutes I rest for 20 - 25 seconds.
"Finally here it is, the cursed appendage! With horror I notice the dark stain at its base. That means just a day longer and it would have burst… My heart seized up and noticeably slowed, my hands felt like rubber. Well, I thought, it's going to end badly and all that was left was removing the appendix."
But he didn't fail. After nearly two hours he had completed the operation, down to the final stitch. Then, before allowing himself to rest, he instructed his assistants how to wash the surgical instruments and only when the room was clean and tidy did Rogozov take some antibiotics and sleeping tablets.
It was a staggering achievement. "Most importantly he was relieved because he had another chance to live," says Vladislav. Rogozov returned to his normal duties just two weeks later.

By Sara Lentati
BBC World Service 5 May 2

During an expedition to the
Antarctic, Russian surgeon Leonid
Rogozov became seriously ill. He
needed an operation - and as the
only doctor on the team, he
realised he would have to do it
himself.

As the polar winter rolled in, 27-year-old
Leonid Rogozov started to feel tired,
weak and nauseous. Later, a strong pain
developed down the right side of his
abdomen.

"Being a surgeon, he had no difficulty in
diagnosing acute appendicitis," says his
son, Vladislav. "It was a condition he'd
operated on many times, and in the
civilised world it's a routine operation.

But unfortunately he didn't find himself
in the civilised world - instead he was in
the middle of a polar wasteland."
Rogozov was part of the sixth Soviet
Antarctic expedition - a team of 12 had
been sent to build a new base at the
Schirmacher Oasis.

The Novolazarevskaya Station was up
and running by the middle of February
1961, and with their mission complete
the group settled down to see out the
hostile winter months.

Leonid Rogozov (R) relaxing with one
Antarctica's best known inhabitants
But by the end of April, Rogozov's life
was in danger and he had no hope of
outside help. The journey from Russia to
the Antarctic had taken 36 days by sea,
and the ship wouldn't be back for
another year. Flying was impossible
because of the snow and blizzards.

"He was confronted with a very difficult
situation of life and death," says
Vladislav. "He could wait for no help, or
make an attempt to operate on himself."
It was not an easy choice. Rogozov knew
his appendix could burst and if that
happened, it would almost certainly kill
him - and while he considered his
options, his symptoms got worse.

"He had to open his own abdomen to
take his intestines out," says Vladislav.
"He didn't know if that was humanly
possible."

In addition, this was the Cold War, with
East and West competing in nuclear,
space and polar races - the weight of
which rested on both nations and
individuals.

The commander in charge of the
Novolazarevskaya base had to get
Moscow's blessing for the operation to go
ahead. "If my father was to fail and die it
would definitely put a hard hat of
negative publicity on the Soviet
Antarctic programme," says Vladislav.
Rogozov made his decision - he would
perform an auto-appendectomy rather
than die not doing anything.
"I did not sleep at all last night. It hurts
like the devil! A snow storm whipping
through my soul, wailing like 100
jackals," he wrote in his diary.
"Still no obvious symptoms that
perforation is imminent, but an
oppressive feeling of foreboding hangs
over me… This is it… I have to think
through the only possible way out - to
operate on myself… It's almost
impossible… but I can't just fold my arms and give up."

OREMUSSANCTUS:
And dey kip shouting change
Hope we don't regret voting transformation out of power
I hate "change"

Ur problem is YOU ARE DEFICIENT UPSTAIRS! QED!!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I wan see how d change go take happen
Sai naija
Temitemi1 ma role model
Barcanista ma icon
Tit ma legend

You this Dopemu still dey alive so? I be dey think say the election outcome don force u go sabathical leave oOoooo! Or abi u go fix the area wey get deficiency for ya mouth ni ke?

Mumusanctus

Hmmmmm! For the very first time, I opened my mouth to talk, but words failed me! Will South Africans live to bear the consequences of the barbaric actions of theirs?


Only time will tell!!!!

Ty B

favoured234:
Thank you You can have it

Hmmmm! Kissed by an Angel! O seeeeeee!

favoured234:
I like the pictures because it just encouraged me that birthing doesn't necessarily have to be a tug of war

Dis ur smile eeehnnn! I LOFFFF IT! Can I get a French Kisss Plssss [

steppin:
Mr. Clown, must you put on a rain coat?

Mr. Mumu, must he go without putting on rain coat?

16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

Ruth 1: 16

wakacome:
[b]Terribly Her songs will terribly sound terrible to you because terribly you have a terrible way of reasoning which has terribly made you to terribly have a terrible hatred for her after she terribly said the truth about the terrible Goodluck jonathan who is the head of a terrible government controlling the nation terribly which has terribly made a lot of nigerians to terribly have a terrible life which can be terribly saddening in a terrible way.. ...am terribly sure if she had terribly said that terrible goodluck jonathan did very well you would not have terribly abuse her and terribly condemn her music in a terrible manner.....terrible hypocrisy at its peak......terribly you sounded terrible and I had to terribly reply you back in a terrible manner which could make you terribly offended and even terribly reply me back and I don't terribly care because I can be terribly harsh on people's stupidity which is terrible to humanity.....have a non-terrible night which terribly is the same way as saying have a wonderful nite terribly....terribly I say unto you go and sin no more as I terribly end my reply to you in the most terrible way which suits you terribly..oops before you terribly go please let me terribly spit on your head..[/b]..

Lol! Na only u waka come?

pittoilet:
Her name is not adijatu she's from edo state she owns palace restaurant in cheetham Manchester and those guys re not student all of them are illegal in uk This lady gave a fake name her name is abimbola soleye known as Abi you can find her under the facebook name Pweetie Goldie a woman always plagued by controversies

How did you know all these? No offence pls!

chinwenduebo:
Nigerian military today caught a Boko Haram tourist disguised as a woman.

See a photo(above) of the military interviewing the woman

Source: http:///rimDQ

Interrogating?

What can fa?

Abeg shoot d goddam Terrorist!!!

yinkus4u2c:
its not worth getting angry over....i advice u EX him

Eeennn! Kilowi?

axortedbabe:
Today is val's day,cnt even find my johnny..

I‘m here babe, just trying to be sure if it is not biblically sinful to celebrate Val. The research material i got is soooo volumnous - 8000 pages.
I‘ll reach out to u when i get my facts.

Just trust me and be patient aaiiiiit