This Body Language needs Perfume o!

MadCow1:


Prettyjo...


Aptly named.

Wrong, go and check images of a spitting cobra on google

This is not a Python o! This na serious Cobra.

Story for the Dogs

Damzil:

Na ur brother

What If?

EBUKA, so you this stubborn pikin never change.

sunkoye:
But how do they track offenders wen they can go about their normal businesses within 7 daz?

Story for the gods ehhhh

Couldn't resist checking the Name.

Seun:
I hereby propose to create a new rule that forbids anyone from asking for money for money - especially investments and donations - on Nairaland later today. The enforcement of this rule will completely block the activities of many scammers. Any objections?

Dear Seun,
I believe it is a good move by your humble self to protect Nairalanders from being victim of scammers who deceitfully solicit for funds and help. However, that said, a few genuine cases abound. Do you intend to shut them out too? I hope not. I would think the proper move would be a public campaign warning Nairalanders not to part with their money without duly verifying whatever transaction they want to engage. Also to reduce/curb the incidents of perceived scammers through fraudulent soliciting for funds, create a Tread to handle such request, and appoint Moderators with INTERGRITY to monitor activities. That way, fake and fraudulent trolls and scammers would easily be fingered out and judged accordingly.

This is my shared Opinion and by no means are you compelled to accept.

Thank you.

Mystical888:

Hello House,

I'm in a dilemma concerning my househelp and Nanny.

I've noticed she has developed a relationship with the neighbours which I'm not comfortable about.

She isn't a live in hand but has been with us for 2 years now.
She is a woman in her early 40s, a Yoruba Christian who stays not too far from my place.

She helps with housechores when we are away at work.
Her job role is to:-

(1) prepare the kids and take them to school every morning.

(2) Return to the house and do housekeep.

(3)Take the kids home after school hours.

(4)Prepare lunch for them and help them with their home work.

Her hours of work is between 7am and 7pm when she resigns to go to her house.

My daughter has told me how they've gone twice to watch TV next door in the home of both neighbours. (Nanny took them there).

Should I be worried about this development or is it part of the growing up phase for the kids?

Seems she isn't challenged enough with the workload and what does she do when she's at the neighbours.

Sister, the Handwritting is all over the place.

Change is Inevitable.
Do not waste time to act.

As this is the Time to act and pls act fast.

sunkoye:
Chidinma.com reporting.

Kontinu

kolajoo:
Lucky buyer

Congrats

FLAT HEADS doing Wonders.

Igbo Kwenu

Ok. noted

Seems there is a seat in the front row. I am settling there.
Oya Kontinu

ijustdey:



http://tribuneonlineng.com/i-thought-he-friend-now-he-wants-sex-favour-he-did%E2%80%A6

Just Bleep him already and let the world go on.

Abeyjide:
thank God for his life,but d ar b like plastic

No Na Nylon

durubrian:
Chai... dia ris god o... see as dis man spoil this motor, when me no even get keke napep to spoil..

Ehya pele.
But not too late,
If you spoil something dey hungry you,

Spil your Legedis Benz naa.

FLAT HEADS Again!

Arrested by a GALLANT YORUBA MAN.


Can yeebos beat that?

Makweembo:
He clearly wants people to know he's the owner - his own initials are on the jet!!!

http://www.thetrentonline.com/photos-pastor-adeboye-acquires-new-65-million-gulfstream-jet-with-redeemed-logo-inscribed-look/
General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adeboye has reportedly taken delivery of a new Gulfstream jet valued at $65 million.

According to a source which prefers to be remain unnamed, the jet was delivered to Adeboye recently and has the logo of the RCCG on it along with the initials of the General Overseer, EA.

See email delivered to The Trent on the subject and the photo gallery after.

Here are some exclusive new pictures of Redeemed Christian Church Of God (RCCG) Pastor Enoch Adeboye’s brand new Gulfstream private jet, worth approximately $65 million.

Putting to rest any doubts as to whether he is the actual owner, the cleric boldly emblazoned his initials ‘EA’ alongside the RCCG logo of a dove on the tail of the plane. Additionally, the jet is registered with the number ‘N370EA’, another clear reference to ‘Enoch Adeboye’ as its new owner. Sahara Reporters initially reported it was Synagogue Pastor T.B. Joshua who had purchased the new G550 but backtracked less than 24 hours later to reveal Pastor Adeboye was in fact the new owner of the luxury aircraft.

Emmanuel Aviation = EA

Get your facts right.

A FANCY NAME FOR "CASH TELLER"

That's All

You can derect the leak manually by doing either,
1. Sit in duiring a rainfall and observe or
2. Visit a car wash, sit inmside while they splash water and observe.

greatness22:
"They cannot carter for the triplet" but they can fvck at night. Mtchewww

Hopeless Fool

anitafancis:
Dear readers please mature advice and no insult pls..


Am going throught a difficult time in my life and needed help badly, to cut the long story short, I met this man throught a friend i was living with, she introduce me to this guy saying he has money and he will be able to take care of me, I had no choice because I needed help and the guy has the money to give..

I started dating him and he gives me money a lot and promise to get me an accommodation which I did believe him of course. I got pregnant for him and he told me to keep the pregnancy which i refused but my girlfriend told me to keep it that he may even marry me. After five months plus, he started changing towards me and telling me he doesn't have money anymore. When I try to talk about the situation at hand, he gets angry and even tries to hit me..

He does not give me money anymore, he is always drinking and smoking.. I couldn't go for an abortion because I was scared and it's too late for abortion. I came home after service on sunday and found out that he was not at home and he has packed all his things and left an empty house for me. I cried throught out that day. Where am I going to start from with almost six months pregnancy? I later found out that he's married and he has 3 kids..

What am I going to do?. Pls advice..

Because you requested for no Insults,
I won't say anything.

I Smell Pride.

Watch it.

So now they have to use the Internally Displaced People to make money.

Judgement day will be a busy Day.

4bobo:
"How am I rude? Is this fair? Is this why we voted for you? We did not vote for you so that your convoy will run us out of the road. Look at what your security men are doing? They are destroying my car, beating my brother to a pulp and smashing all our mobile devices just because we had the misfortune of driving in front of your convoy?"

how are we sure that was what happened in as much i know the reckless driving of many politicians and their aides, i found this piece above hardly to believe to confront a sitting governor like that. The way their securities will even prevent you moving closer to him/her will be dramatic, talkless of talking to him anyhow like that in the presence of his aids. Part of the story might be true but hype .

So Being a Governor, makes him superior?
No wonder Nigeria is retrogressive. Elected officials are public servants not TIN gods.

Well as long as we have people like you who don't understand what goverance is, we will keep being on the back foot

This is nice

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sameer1212:
Hahahahaha! Fayose children are riding luxury cars and nairaland WAILERS are ready to die for him even when 99% percent of them are dying of hunger and abject poverty. Hmmmm nawa ooo.

That's Politics for you.
Remember when Aregbesola Couldn't pay salary and his Child had a wedding in Dubai?

That's how we roll!

mukina2:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

SEKEM SEKEM SEKEM

Sunkoye

ayodele234:
Most of these Nigerian celebrities are over-hyped. They are not that rich as we think. Of course she should pay for the damage if she actually caused the fire. Please I want comments. Thanks

There is something called "FIRE AND BURGLARY" Insurance which every property owner should purchase on their properties.

Ask your self, if the Landlord Insured the house against Fire and Buglary?
Pls be aware that the cost of insurance is just a fraction of the rent received.

And if anybody is guilty of Negligence, its the landlord, amd not a tennant.

Pls note that Fire could have been caused by several means.