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RomanceRe: Men Beware! by turboman(m): 3:35pm On Mar 12, 2011
software:
can anyone in Oweri, pls confirm this? is this really for real? i dey fear for my head oooo
Brite02:
Yes sm1 4rm owerri, shuld confirm dz story.
Not owerri, but Owerri Road in Asata area of Enugu

Any one from this ares? Guess some ladies in the house would be needing this products too grin
EducationRe: Why Do Pple Think That Studying Abroad Is Easier by turboman(m): 3:23pm On Mar 11, 2011
Studying  in the UK or US (i don't know about other countries) is way more stressful than studying in an average naija institution. In the Uk, the average naija students have to struggle with part-time jobs and load of course works. However the opposite is the case in naija. The biggest setback and most stressful part of naija institutions is having to contend with victimization from academic staff or cultists.
CelebritiesRe: Exclusive: Jim Iyke Arrested In Abuja Over Tinted Glasses Of His Car! by turboman(m): 1:41pm On Mar 10, 2011
9ce:
Mama-Gee you are right, but do you know with this tinted glasses, its much easier for hoodlums to commit crime.
I agree with you; Same way all the hoodlums in power from Aso Rock down to to LGA chairmen use tinted vehicles. I hope this law applies to them too
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Much Does Nairaland Generate ? by turboman(m): 1:09pm On Mar 10, 2011
Wetin concern you for another man property? angry

Do you want the task-man to nail Seun for . . . . . . . grin grin
RomanceRe: Is It A Must To Marry The Girl You Impregnated by turboman(m): 1:06pm On Mar 10, 2011
[quote author=X_factor link=topic=620675.msg7884056#msg7884056 date=1299757808]What you saying here is very interesting but is it really true. Is thirty only considered to be legal age? Does that then mean the father woul dhave no say, that used to happen in my culture with any child, especially first born, who is born out of wedlock, the father had no say because that child would belong to the girls parents, not her[b] but that was loooong ago. [/b][/quote]It still happens. Parents still covet kids born by their daughters out of wedlock. The only exceptions are in cases when
1) the real father of the child agrees to marry the mother(daughter) or
2) the mother(daughter) is capable (financially, etc, ) of taking care of the child on her own
PoliticsRe: Pictures Don't Lie, What Money Cannot Buy! by turboman(m): 12:51pm On Mar 10, 2011
I Hope they wouldn't blame the ruling PDP if that propeller hurts someone  undecided   huh   lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Like Or Hate Me! Plz Show Me Sum Luv. by turboman(m): 12:47pm On Mar 10, 2011
Wish you the best bro! May you days be very long.

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RomanceRe: Is It A Must To Marry The Girl You Impregnated by turboman(m): 12:29pm On Mar 10, 2011
[quote author=UR, FATHER link=topic=620675.msg7883248#msg7883248 date=1299750448]This topic came up on one show i was listening to yesterday and i was surprised at the callers of the show opinions  angry angry angry angry angry angry most of them said ''No its not a must that they dont want a man to marry them cos of they got pregnant for him'' some even said they were in the situation and that they didnt not marry the father of their baby! To me if am a father and my daughter gets pregnant she don marry be that weda she like am or not!!!!

I mean first of all i cannot phantom how 2 ppl who call themselves adult will engage in pre marital sex and not use protection

abeg women wetin una think for the matter if u were in a situation like that will u force the guy to marry u!!!!![/quote]Its better you send your daughter out on the street than force her to a home or family where she is not welcomed. As long as its not RAP.E, any outcome of consented intimacy between 'of-aged' pairs is not a crime (eg. pregnancy, heartbreak, HIV, etc. ). If parents likes it or not, it is their responsibility as a parent to take care of her as you would do if she gets into any other form of trouble.
Forget the "he/she is an adult" thing; In Nigeria, being >=18yrs does not make you an adult. However **NOTE** In the Nigerian contest (you can prove me wrong), an adult is a person (male or female) who is over 30yrs or a person that can take care of him/herself financially.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Sprays Wande Coal's Mom Money by turboman(m): 7:11pm On Mar 09, 2011
Don baba J ! You enter armed robber motor this time, grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Etisalat Slammed With A N10 Million Law Suit by turboman(m): 2:20pm On Mar 09, 2011
Good luck ! I pray  you nail their ass and smile to the bank at the end of this episode.
Would have laughed louder if mtn was ur victim
RomanceRe: Pls Kindly Tell Me The Truth About This by turboman(m): 2:00pm On Mar 08, 2011
gabriel4u:
@turboman,
Who do u take me to be, woman disvirginer or ?
gabriel4u:
@Omolola1
Yes it was, cos i really tried harder for about 4 times different days, it took the normal procedure, dats pains and stressful. Honestly, she cried and cried, but i just have to.
Read your earlier post, what normal procedure where you referring to.
Sorry if i sounded rude, but it seemed you were talking out of expirence
RomanceRe: Pls Kindly Tell Me The Truth About This by turboman(m): 1:37pm On Mar 08, 2011
gabriel4u:
@Omolola1
Yes it was, cos i really tried harder for about 4 times different days, [b]it took the normal procedure, [/b]dats pains and stressful. Honestly, she cried and cried, but i just have to.
what normal procedure?
Experienced man, how many have you dis-virged in the past?
RomanceRe: Pls Kindly Tell Me The Truth About This by turboman(m): 1:31pm On Mar 08, 2011
'Chop-belle-full' before you start asking cross questions. Otherwise, your effort in this past 3yrs might just go down the drain  tongue
However, if you insist on seeing blood,  shagg her when she 'ON' and you would see all the blood you need   grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News!: Robbers Snatch Wizkid’s Car At Gunpoint! by turboman(m): 1:18pm On Mar 08, 2011
eh yaaaa!  Not to worry bro, sugar mummy's gonna get u a new one. Just be careful next time.

Lest i forget, make sure you take enough alomo and kparaga mix before taking your request to her this time around, that's if you want a bigger ride grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Which Matters To Most Girls? Dating 'very Intelligent' Or 'very Rich' Guys? by turboman(m): 8:40pm On Mar 07, 2011
Apart from winning the lottery, how else can you get rich without been intelligent.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=618609.msg7863882#msg7863882 date=1299512839][color=#0066ff]That is not a good comparison. Because both men were rich/wealthy
and are/were 'brainiacs'.

A better comparison would be

Einstein and P.Diddy.[/color]

^^my choice.[/quote]P diddy not intelligent abi? Na u make the money for am?

It really doesn't matter the industry; Engineering, Medicine, Music, 419, Onitsha trader, Politics, Armed robber, etc. You need intelligence to succeed in your field
RomanceRe: Marriage: A Blessing Or A Curse? by turboman(m): 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2011
Marriage is meant to be a blessing if both partners understand, respect and enjoy each other.

Anything contrary na double wahala for deadibody grin
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan: My Fellow Widows by turboman(m): 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2011
passyjango:
No, doubt Patience Jonathan is a coconut head. She has been in political circle for around 12 years now yet she has not learnt nor seen the need to learn and master the English language. It shows that she lacks intelligence and has a poor reading culture. That is why the drive by GEJ to reintroduce a reading culture in Nigerians must start with his wife.

This also shows how weak a leader GEJ is. If you have been in political positions for around 12 years and you cannot convince and inspire your wife to see the need to improve her command of the official language of the country that you have served in various capacities, then you must be a weak leader. No wonder the woman considers herself a widow. If you cannot lead your home, your chances of successfully leading a country is very slim.
Judge with care, you really can't tell how much improvement she has made in these 12yrs. I can't tell either cos i don't know how bad she was back then.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan: My Fellow Widows by turboman(m): 5:25pm On Mar 07, 2011
9ijaMan:
Sorry Pal you lie there! 10 years ago she was the wife of the deputy governor of a state in Nigeria.
Sorry, maybe about 13yrs ago. Not withstanding, we really cant tell how much she has leart over this period. May be back then she could speak only her local language.
Afterall her oga no wear shoe go primary school, take less of her smiley
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan: My Fellow Widows by turboman(m): 5:00pm On Mar 07, 2011
klear:
Some peeps need 2 tel demselves d truth! We r talkin abt d 1st lady s.one who is representin our country on d global level & will continue 2 do so if her husband finds his way in2 Aso rock again talking like an illiterate pepper seller! As for those defending her have u heard her talk? so uncultured & unpolished its reali embarrasing embarassed.
Judging from your point of view, theres are limited option for GEJ to follow. They are;
1) Divorce Patience and get a new polished wife
2) Marry a second wife that will be the official firstlady while patience sit at home, cook n watch the little GEJ's
3) Deny Patience and rule without a first lady.

@klear, i feel your pain and that of some other nairalanders, but i dare you all to pray GEJ embraces any of the above option. After all patience never dreamt of been in such a position. She simply dancing to a music she has never heard before in a party she stumble on.

Lest u forget, 10yrs ago the poor woman was a common house wife tending to her lecturer husband and their children. GEJ love his wife, and even his present position or status will not come inbetween them

What Nigeria needs is good governance not good english. Spoken english is by far our least problem in this country. we should better prioritize our demands on time.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan: My Fellow Widows by turboman(m): 2:45pm On Mar 07, 2011
Just wondering where all these Nigerians & Nlanders (with world class education and command of english) where when these so-called illiterates & lowlifes rose to the top office huh


Conclusion: if your education cannot get you to where illiterates have conquered, then go back and rethink you strategy
RomanceRe: Wetin Women Dey Contribute 4 Relationship Sef? by turboman(m): 1:25pm On Mar 07, 2011
****THREAD OFFICIALLY DERAILED****

Reason: Greed & Selfishness

Can't read any longer. Call me when the altercation gets physical sad

HiKirikiri vs lord of d Reed
RomanceRe: Wetin Women Dey Contribute 4 Relationship Sef? by turboman(m): 1:19am On Mar 07, 2011
Mygoldie:
@OP,without a woman,where is the relationship?
Without a woman, i'll stick and remain faithful to my beer n cigarette; theres no relationship like it

RomanceRe: Wetin Women Dey Contribute 4 Relationship Sef? by turboman(m): 8:01pm On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=617789.msg7856779#msg7856779 date=1299428534]If you men see us women just kitty and mouth, we, women see you guys just dicks and couch lifters.[/quote]Come to think of it, what else can you offer your man that he can't get elsewhere, and what do you thing he can offer you that you can't get elsewhere  huh huh huh huh
PhonesRe: Top Ten Applications On Your Phone. by turboman(m): 8:10pm On Mar 03, 2011
1.   Nimbuzz
2.   Google map
3.   Snaptu
4.   KJV
5.   NetQin Mobile Guard
6.   Guarantee Trust Bank (GTB) Mobile velocity (MOVE)
7.   Bolt browser
8.   Oxford dictionary
9.   Soccer Pinball
10. NewsHunt
CrimeRe: Owner Of Burnt Daycare Flees Us To Nigeria by turboman(m): 5:44pm On Mar 01, 2011
snowdrops:
This is Nigeria we are talking about. This woman would simply disappear if she runs to an unknown village anywhere in naija. Even if caught the system is so rotten that she could be released the next minute.
which do u prefer: Spending 2 years in jail in the States or spending the rest of your life hiding in an interior village in naija running from your shadows ?
PoliticsRe: House Passes Freedom Of Information Bill by turboman(m): 11:42am On Feb 25, 2011
Whats the scope of this bill? I hope it would give Nairalanders the right to post whatever they like  without the Admins using the filter command
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghaddafi Orders Jet Fighters To Bombard Protesting Civilians In Libya by turboman(m): 1:19am On Feb 22, 2011
Gayigaskia:
. . . . . . . . . . .However, this great idea of suddenly every Libyan receiving on average between US$ 5,000 to 10,000 per month just for being a Libyan citizen worries me. I feel that there is a real and serious danger that a nation, a whole people that get into the habit of receiving a great deal of money just because of their nationality would get used to receiving in the long term and not giving - and subsequently find it difficult to adjust. . . . . . . .
I have heard of this line where every Libyan receives a monthly payment for being a citizen, but i never knew it was as much as US$ 5,000. A very foolish approach for a  nation in this century. However, i hope the new regime after the downfall of Ghadaffi would continue the payment else the whole revolution would be a ghastly mistake as the whole nation would likely plunge into a civil war when they stop getting their usual monthly stipend.
FamilyRe: Missing 10 Month Old Enioluwa Odegbaike by turboman(m): 9:56pm On Feb 21, 2011
Fummiee:
@turboman, i am very sure you've got no kids yet so u can't really understand how this feels.

Neways i sincerely hope and pray they find this child very soon, cuz i am sure the mum would be having sleepless nite.

I think i have to go and ''employ my sweet mum to be helping my nanny out @home''.
Yes u are right, i dont have kids yet and might not understand how it feels in situations like this. However heartbreak and extreme emotion is not a justification to hurt others becos when the dust settles you might regret it.

I pray the child is found and the perpetrators brought to to book
FamilyRe: Missing 10 Month Old Enioluwa Odegbaike by turboman(m): 6:15pm On Feb 21, 2011
myk2mic:
bros i tire for you, did u not hear about baby sharon who was kidanapped by family member that had lived with them for over 10yrs.the nanny is the first suspect period. afterall ,where would she want to take a 10 month yr old baby to, on a date ? her pix shld be upload and when she is eventually found she can then tell the family and police what actually happened to her and the baby.but until she is found ,she is the ONLY SUSPECT in this case.
Baby sharon was just one case, all cases are not the same. The nanny should be the first suspect, but from the post, she already been branded the kidnapper. At this rate, nobody would want to hear her side of the story when they are eventually found.
FamilyRe: Missing 10 Month Old Enioluwa Odegbaike by turboman(m): 2:26pm On Feb 21, 2011
ifyalways:
@Turboman,wether the nanny is innocent or not,it wud make alot of sense If her pictures are uploaded.It wud be alot more easier and feasible spotting the nanny than the baby.If the nanny is fished out,they wud be closer to getting their baby.IMO
I agree, her picture should be made available to ease the search, but my problem is that she's been tagged a kidnapper without any reasonable evidence
FamilyRe: Missing 10 Month Old Enioluwa Odegbaike by turboman(m): 1:09pm On Feb 21, 2011
bankeaj:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ubs110ghNFQ/TWDNgPeplUI/AAAAAAAABTo/9JnqA7cgVgI/s400/eni.jpg[/img]

10 month old Enioluwa Odegbaike was kidnapped on Sunday 13th Feb. 2011[b] by his nanny who left the family's Magodo home with him on that day and never returned.[/b] The nanny is believed to be working with some unknown persons.

If you have any information about Enioluwa or the nanny no matter how trivial, please call 07085534788, or the nearest police station. Enioluwa's mum is an ex-staff of Airtel and can be reached on this number - 08022228422

Please spread the news on Twitter and Facebook. Thanks

http://lindaikeji..com/2011/02/missing-10-year-old-enioluwa-odegbaike.html
Hope the family have enough fact to indict the nanny; did she drop a note, or has she called for a ransom. Going out with the kid and not coming back is not enough reason to indict the nanny. Hope she has not been wasted and the kid kidnapped. Afterall if they never trusted her why employ her in the first place.

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