₦airaland Forum

[size=15pt]Money has made NL ladies throw "Gender equality" to the dogs.  I love it when they agrees that the man is the boss, but it seems to occur only when money is involved. Thieves! ole!! barawos!!!  [/size]

Really depends on what a dude wants! Forget all these nairaland fronting:
If u need a good Zap, mercy is the answer
If u need the fame or the money, halle is the one
But if u need a good wife, look elsewhere

Really depends on what a dude wants! Forget all these nairaland fronting:
If u need a good Zap, mercy is the answer
If u need the fame or the money, halle is the one
But if u need a good wife, look elsewhere

Yorubah:
9ja which way forward?? Nigeria Jagajaga!

I concur ! "Nigeria" jaga-jaga but our beloved "Naija" can neva b jaga-jaga 

[size=15pt]Nice development
Afterall, there are no local industries to protect; NEPA has killed them all before now[/size]

Carolece:
Never, and I dont want to know his either. What's his is his, and what's mine is mines. Yall call me selfish if you please, I dont care. Having things together is what cause the fuss when there's a breakup. I will walk my way and he his way without a fuss.

Marriages barely last these days and break ups are prevalent because people like u invest all your resources (time, money, energy, etc) on "breakup or divorce recovery". On the long run, if there is no breakup, you'll make one happen

confetti:
GEJ barelly releases NGN30B to the textile industry just about 3 months ago and he has decided to remove import restrictions on these same materials. What is the idea here pls? How does he intend to recoup the 30B already given out to these guys?

If the local industries can produce something befitting for the "naija generation", then i believe GEJ will recoup his billions in no time.

. . . . . @confetti, i know u are good looking, but i really wonder what u would look like in a "made in Nigeria" fabric

Nice development. Hope the relevant agencies followup religiously

ITbomb:
as we all know they are easily influence and too emotional. they seem to believe that the solution to any pressing situation they find themselves should be shared and if man is not the sharee they turn to God. no wonder they are quick to forgive

100% agreed

and also, Its really difficult running around as the breadwinner and still spend ample time in the church. Consider women that are bread winners; how religious are they?

[size=15pt]PRICK is the right word. But on a second thought, i wouldn't like my little angel running around the house and screaming "daddy daddy  junior is Pricking me with. . . . ., "

Lets embrace "chook" as a generalized Nigerian world and in the nearest future, it might find its way into the oxford dictionary[/size]

I got the hint that the procedure cost the child's parent about 5million naira. 
it might sound expensive because its the first, but with the right sponsorship (from probably the govt) it will definitely be affordable in the nearest future[color=#000099][/color]

dayokanu:
The most important one

TEST drive your partner.

Others might include, Penile lenght, Penile strenght/Hardness, and longevity of hardness.

Womanliness Diameter and mileage are also important.

Also bosoms response to gravity ( incase it still stands or e don turn bathroom slippers)

Manoureability in bed and Bedrrom creativity.

Soundtrack decibel and fluting potential test.

lastly as a man dont forget the gold digging test (Tell her you lost your job and are in debt to see her reaction)

correction! its called "ring-tone" test

she should be prepared to pay her $2000 fee

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/showpiece/2010/july/04/showpiece-04-07-2010-001.htm

if you cannot speak or understand "Pidgin English", then u r not a true Nigerian

If you call you dad "mate", u r not a true Nigerian

if you eat a slice of bread before leaving for work in the morning, then you are not confirmed naija breed, sorry Nigerian breed

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The word NAIJA has re-branded Nigeria more than the billions spent on the entire "rebranding Nigeria project". Many Nigerians can now proudly say "naija 4 life" . Madam DORA DOROTHY AKUNYILI take note.