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Nairaland GeneralRe: Mister Coork,190,lefulefu And Wisdom Among The Few Users I Respect On Romance by tutuwater(m): 3:47pm On Dec 14, 2011
190_@:
[color=RED]Bewareee!!!


He's targeting our ANUS shocked shocked shocked shocked[/color]
lol grin grin

ANUS WHAT?
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by tutuwater(m): 2:43pm On Dec 14, 2011
Mr. BJ
RomanceRe: You Want To Marry Her But She Doesnt Want 2 Bear Your Surname Will You Allow Her by tutuwater(m): 1:58pm On Dec 14, 2011
compound name may be but
my name remains and my children bears my name not the compound name.
RomanceRe: The Illustration Of Romance Between Members Of Nairaland by tutuwater(m): 11:00am On Dec 14, 2011
190_@:
its true

I know a couple of few cry babies arund these parts
no love in reality so they bring their anger here on NL

[size=4pt]I doubt 90% of nairalanders esp those foreigners are sane[/size]  grin
been thinking about them foreigners too grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room VI by tutuwater(m): 8:27am On Dec 14, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d
RomanceRe: Between Her Husband, Her Boyfriend And Myself by tutuwater(m): 8:26am On Dec 14, 2011
dabrake:
^^Pple 4 this forum wicked no be small. Make i report maself giv ha husband? Omo, i no want make my face add weight oh. I remembered one night when she called me, asking me where she should read on ahead of an exam. We were talking when all of a sudden, i heard a loud sound from the fone. Then the fone went silent for like 2secs. Then after that, omo the kain voice wey i hear fear me. D man come talk somethin like "boy, let this be the very last time you will call my wife in your entire miserable life, . . . Small boys of these days will not want to settle for their class but will rather want to reap from where they never sowed. You think i don't know your type. Gold digger like you . . .". I been wan reply am with one brutal text buh i jst give am that ephesians-chapter-6-vs-1-and-2 respect. So na that kain man u want make i report myself give? That syntax no sure abeg.
then try to change locations, or tell your mum to threaten her.
RomanceRe: Ladies: Why You Should Practise Circular-dating by tutuwater(m): 8:25am On Dec 14, 2011
@ op
can your write up be summarized into the following:
1. love yourself.
2. Make sure your boyfriend spend all his earning on you.
3. Date as many men that you can and let them all spend their earnings on you.


@ op, to me you sound like an advocate for GOLD DIGGERS
RomanceRe: Between Her Husband, Her Boyfriend And Myself by tutuwater(m): 5:58am On Dec 14, 2011
@ op. Why don't you report yourself to the husband. His reaction wouldnt be more than another round of beating. But you should have acheived your aim nothwithstanding.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room VI by tutuwater(m): 3:37pm On Dec 13, 2011
A new chatter here  cool cooljavascript:void(0);
RomanceRe: Say Sumthin Nice About Our Great Nigerian Sisters! by tutuwater(m): 11:42am On Dec 08, 2011
kissTHEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU LADIES kiss

grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Money Or Woman: Which Inspire/motivate Or Have The Highest Spirit. by tutuwater(m): 11:42am On Dec 07, 2011
money
RomanceRe: Her Husband Has Married A White Woman! Help by tutuwater(m): 10:23am On Dec 07, 2011
That is a hustling man right there.
none of your business if His children in Nigeria can afford to go to school no problem. it is not like your sister would divorce him.
When you are ready to invest in yourself and not the girl you are dating. then you will be able to keep your girl for long. if going to Canada will improve your life don't give it up for a relationship, and don't give up the relationship for the trip.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Is Always Going Away With Unused Condoms? by tutuwater(m): 10:05am On Dec 07, 2011
$ugardaddy:
@tutuwater
I tried that on two occasions and guess what her responses were: .  .  . ,  "Oh, I forgot" sad
then make sure dont take more condoms than you plan on using. Anyways you cant stop her from buying condoms if she is sleeping around so if she takes the condom as souvenir be happy bro.
RomanceRe: How Best To Forget A Crush? by tutuwater(m): 9:55am On Dec 07, 2011
@ op
would you stop day dreaming an face the reality of life. You are in a relationship so why dont you tell the new girl that you are in a relationship and see if you wont outgrow the crush?
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Is Always Going Away With Unused Condoms? by tutuwater(m): 9:47am On Dec 07, 2011
Ask her the damn question. sweetie what do you do with the unused condom? since you are with unused condoms, bring it with you for our next away match, will you.
RomanceRe: Describe your 1st romantic Kiss. How Old Were U Then? Wud U kiss him/her again? by tutuwater(m): 4:01pm On Nov 30, 2011
sorry moi never get kissed embarassed even at 22 what a life huh
RomanceRe: I Want Her Back by tutuwater(m): 9:21am On Nov 30, 2011
decipher the reason for the break. you are still together.
Jokes EtcRe: Typical Academic Year For A Student by tutuwater(m): 1:34pm On Nov 23, 2011
[size=8pt][size=8pt]GIBBERISH A COMPLETE GIBBERISH[/size][/size]
RomanceRe: Role Of Giving In Relationships. . . by tutuwater(m): 3:52pm On Nov 19, 2011
Natasha,,:
So in others words I can't ask my bf for something if I'm in need of it and he shouldn't help me because I asked?
@Natasha No, you really do not have to ask if your bf knew you cant afford your tution fees and he can. you dont have to pester him before he helps with it. Pestering him about it makes it sound like you are his responsibility and he doesnt have a choice if he wants to keep the relationship. He might help if you asked once in a while because he loves you but it is no more a gift. He is mainly answering your request cuz you are his soulmate. The yoruba would say the person you are sharing bed with is the person you can hit while sleeping. So in some loving relationship he can answer your request.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Impression On Nigerian Guys/girls? by tutuwater(m): 4:22pm On Nov 18, 2011
Finevv:
The other thread was not asking for advice but opinion, the decision is mine in the end so noone can advise me,
And what's hypocritical about saying that I wouldn't wish anyone else to go thru what I'm going thru?
THe only stereotypical thing about it all is him being a 'typical' Nija boy, chasing every woman that comes his way, 
Sincerely, I've met many many of his friends, and none of them is loyal to his gf,  most of them have a girl in Nigeria and having loooads of fun in the uk. It just took me long to realise my own bf is the same, after all the feelings and connection have built up already.
nothing like a typical naija guy. so kindly leave the naija guy if you cant handle him.
RomanceRe: Help - Shes Killing Me by tutuwater(m): 3:20pm On Nov 18, 2011
before i continue reading this piece do you say her birthday is

0ctober 19

i have a NYSC girlfriend whose birthday is October 19 hope she wont be a hoe too.
damn i beleive in astrology.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Impression On Nigerian Guys/girls? by tutuwater(m): 3:00pm On Nov 18, 2011
Finevv:
Ahh,  agree 100% !
I've just spent 2 years dating a Nigerian boy and only now found out most of what he said was lies,  He just used me to get what he needed,  If anyone ever asks me if they should date a Nigerian I will do whatever I can to stop them,
i guess when you are sure that he is lying why opening thread to ask for advice then?
you must really be a stereotypical hypocrite
RomanceRe: Is He Serious? by tutuwater(m): 2:21pm On Nov 18, 2011
you are closer to him than we her, so take your time to understand him and know what he is looking for outside with others and if you can satisfy him with those things. if you can not then it is better to quit the relationship.

but my guts tells me he loves you because it is hard for men to tell their partner about their weakness for ladies. so please if you can help him grow out of it.
RomanceRe: Is He Serious? by tutuwater(m): 2:12pm On Nov 18, 2011
Yorisb:
Huh huh You lost me there maam.
@Yorisb lets spare her the stereotyping for now she could have been misled by various naysayers around.
RomanceRe: Is He Serious? by tutuwater(m): 2:01pm On Nov 18, 2011
@ op please if you cant take infidelity do not tolerate it. If he shows remorse then accept him and love him for him.


by the way be sure he really loves you and he is not in the relationship for something else.
RomanceRe: All Guyz: Come In by tutuwater(m): 1:35pm On Nov 18, 2011
i guess guys really deserves the insults flying around here

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