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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (5 - 0) On 23rd April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:22pm On Apr 23, 2024
Kai harvetz has turn messi. Chelsea fans won't sleep tonight.
Science/Technology › Re: What's The Use Of Padlock Hole? by tuzle(m): 12:00pm On Apr 23, 2024
Omo I don't need to know the name of the hole, provided it doesn't affect the padlock.
Business › Re: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by tuzle(m): 11:34am On Apr 23, 2024
tochez24:
There's NO love in this world i tell you and you don't really have friends and family⚠️

It can only take poverty for anyone to see this.... I saw it with my own eyes!!!🙄

Relax and keep hustling bro e go soft one day🎯
omo me my close family are not like that. In fact my sister's husband is the nicest person I have ever seen in this life. That man if u call him today, it is only if he is broke himself that he won't be able to help but if he has, he will try his best to help.
Education › Re: PICTORIAL: Inside The Most Expensive School In Nigeria by tuzle(m): 11:02am On Apr 23, 2024
Magnumproperty:
42 Milli
Their customers are:
Davido
Tiwa Savage
Wizkid
Myself
Funke Akindele
some of this celebrity self fit reck after paying the money. Wizkid that have like 4 children plus other expenses. His child school fees can't pass 4m.
Health › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Sleeping Naked? by tuzle(m): 1:28am On Apr 23, 2024
Usmanovic95:
The least I can do is put on my boxer short, I can't even sleep without it.I can't sleep stark naked,it will look so awkward even if I'm sleeping alone.
me self I can't sleep without boxers, my Totoro won't stay one place. Imagine waking up in the morning and ur Totoro is reciting the national anthem and dragging with the national flag on which one stage straight most.
Education › Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by tuzle(m): 11:30pm On Apr 22, 2024
NOETHNICITY:
Most likely an IPOB supporter.

I don’t pity them
if u have read the write up, u would have noticed his name is more of calabar or akwa ibom and sex for mark isn't only common in ss. Even in oau last year or so this same thing happened.
Education › Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by tuzle(m): 11:28pm On Apr 22, 2024
MaziX:
Rape or they both agreed? I no understand. 2 adults no fit agree to kpansh again?
read. But let me just summarize. A trap was set for him by the girl, the girls husband and the school authority and he fell into it. He was disturbing her for sex in exchange for her to pass his course.
Education › Re: Charterhouse: Why We Charge ₦42M Fees For Primary School Pupils — Lagos School by tuzle(m): 11:59am On Apr 22, 2024
Omo just imagine. Even if u are earning 4m monthly, u can't still take ur child to the school. Except u want to use ur entire salary to pay school fees.
Education › Re: Charterhouse: Why We Charge ₦42M Fees For Primary School Pupils — Lagos School by tuzle(m): 11:55am On Apr 22, 2024
PROVERBZ:
it’s a British independent school. They just don’t take anybody, u will pass assessment. There will be no dull people.
continue o, so there are no dull students in British schools. If they are taking only smart students, then it will be very hard to get students.
Family › Re: See These And Decide If You Still Want To Have Plenty Kids by tuzle(m): 5:16am On Apr 21, 2024
Omo my papa no born plenty, me self won't do pass myself. I want just 3 children. My elder sister has 4, the last 2 are twins and still babies. If u see the stress they are giving her with tears and the rest. When one sleep, that is when the other will wake. If she carries one, the other one will start crying and the eldest who is 7years isnt helping matters because she likes play pass anything.
Car Talk › Re: Man Takes Car For Servicing & Discovers These Animals In The Car (pics/video) by tuzle(m): 2:43pm On Apr 20, 2024
Urheadmaster:
There's one reptile 🦎 that has very long tail and looks exactly like snakes.

A neighbour from the neighborhood jumped from 2 story building and landed on the floor wearing boxers and holding towel when he came across it in his bathroom in ikotun Lagos state.

Na only God saves him because he no die but he spent two weeks in the orthopedic roomtongue
they are called skink. Very harmless and usually found in new sites.
Celebrities › Re: Video Of Nicki DaBarbie Drünk And High Begging To Enter Skiibii's Home -Producer by tuzle(m): 2:40pm On Apr 20, 2024
Anything social media influencer, content creator, all those that post videos on Facebook, TikTok dancing, showing of skins. I can't date any of them. They have a lot of problem associated with them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Naked Protest Shocks South Africa (PICS) by tuzle(m): 5:10am On Apr 20, 2024
Hardly do u see unclothed videos on YouTube but one exception is south African culture of naked women.
Crime › Re: Brazilian Woman Wheels Corpse Into Banking Hall To ‘sign Off’ A Loan In Her Name by tuzle(m): 5:03am On Apr 20, 2024
Konquest:
I'm just blown away by the amateurish attempt by this lady to bring her relatives dead body into the bank to sign for a loan that she probably would have been the beneficiary.

On the other hand, the man may have died on the way to the bank, so, it might as well not be a case of fraud.
it is still a case of fraud
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Man? by tuzle(m): 3:38pm On Apr 19, 2024
See kaka ex wife. Kaka fine, tall, religious, has money, has houses, has cars, spends on his wife. But still yet, she still divorced him and said he was too perfect, can u imagine. The guy she is now dating isn't half of what kaka is o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Three Drones Downed After Explosions Heard In Iran’s Isfahan: State Media by tuzle(m): 2:04pm On Apr 19, 2024
Two countries israel and Iran dey fight, but na Nigerians they make noise pass.
Romance › Re: After 4 Years Of Chatting Lady Was Blown Away By The Guys Height by tuzle(m): 2:01pm On Apr 19, 2024
Paraman:
How can a 6'2 guy feel short in Nigeria? Are you sure you're up to 6'2 sha?

There's no way a 6'2 feet guy will feel short in Nigeria
u are absolutely right. Hardly will u see many 6'2 feet around u.
Phones › Re: Airtel Vs Glo Which Has A Better, More Reliable Internet Network? (Photo) by tuzle(m): 8:26am On Apr 19, 2024
It depends on location. Where I am now which is Ibadan, glo is okay and most times better than MTN, I can't say about Airtel.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Missiles Hit Iran, Iraq And Syria by tuzle(m): 8:18am On Apr 19, 2024
GENES11S:
Israel never claimed responsibility for the attack that killed Iran Generals at the Embassy. They were only accused of the crime by Iran.

What if that attack was actually carried out by one of the terrorists group just to get Iran to face Israel directly in hope that Iran will defeat Israel?

We need to be cautious. I pray for the innocent people cut in the cross fire of this unnecessary conflicts.
they never claimed or denied it. Even the attack today they haven't claimed or denied it also
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal: UCL (1 - 0) On 17th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 10:00pm On Apr 17, 2024
ellizy:
Mr GNS, so your brain knw fit interpret to you say this person dey pull cruise...
Mr fighter,me self dey catch cruise.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal: UCL (1 - 0) On 17th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:07pm On Apr 17, 2024
Confirmedzombie:
Arsenal cants won this march. Bayan munic is wonnibg this march and will qualify.

I hates Arsenal with pation. If Arsenal wons this march I will deactivated my account today.

Up Bayan Munic
is it because u hate arsenal that u can't compose simple English? Bro work on urself and stop hating on something that doesn't even know u exist.
Education › Re: I See Membership Of Alumni Whatsapp Groups As WASTE Of Time: Am I Wrong? by tuzle(m): 1:00pm On Apr 17, 2024
I dont even know if my university has a alumni group. Why my secondary school group, I misplaced my original number, so since I changed it I haven't been on the group since then.
Sports › Re: Barcelona Atletico Exit The Champions League by tuzle(m): 10:40am On Apr 17, 2024
Dexy4yah:
He has young talents but doesn't know how to manage them
young talent doesn't win u trophy. U don't see guardiola using you g talent or ancelloti. Since Messi left which coach as managed Barca better than xavi did?
Sports › Re: Barcelona Atletico Exit The Champions League by tuzle(m): 10:32am On Apr 17, 2024
Dexy4yah:
Xavi should step down as a matter of urgency
he has already said he is stepping down at the end of the season and I don't think the loss is his fault.
Romance › Re: How Can I Go Back To My Husband? by tuzle(m): 11:54pm On Apr 15, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Two things define every human being.

1. Ha actions
2. The ability to deal with the consequences of ha actions.

You left your husband, went on a f*ckin spree. And after tasting so many p*nises, you thought of taking the left over community kpekus to your loving husband.

Would you have considered returning to your husband if those men married you?
Because your plan has failed, you suddenly remember your alternative option. Someone that was not good enough for you that you divorce.

E no go better for your husband if him take you back. That's if this story isn't a joke sef.
I support ur last statement. She is not going back to her husband because she loves him or she misses him. She is only going back because other guys have rejected her and she now appreciate that her husband gave her the care no man is giving her now. He no go better for the man if he accepts her back. In just 1year of separation she has dated 5men already. It is a fake story sha.
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Who Bought ₦1 Billion Chevrolet In Turkey Arrested (Pics, Video) by tuzle(m): 9:56pm On Apr 15, 2024
Akalia:
Idiots like him na real money miss road. Splashing a whopping ill-gotten 1 billion naira on a super car is a dumb move in a clime like the USA.
turkey o. It is even in the title
Crime › Re: Georgia Father Sentenced To 50 Years In Prison For Poisoning His Daughter by tuzle(m): 6:18pm On Apr 15, 2024
Imagine. What a wicked world. If he could go back in time, he will prefer paying the child support than spending 50years in prison.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Speechless After Spotting A Man & His Very Tall Wife (Video, Photo) by tuzle(m): 2:20pm On Apr 15, 2024
Imagine if that lady was an American, she would have been a WNBA star. My children must grow up in the US and they must be tall, so they can be future basketball stars. My height was wasted in Nigeria. Growing up people will be like do I play basketball. Almost everybody used to ask me that question me that didn't know anything about basketball then.
Travel › Re: 19 Passengers Die In Oyo-Ogbomoso Expressway Crash by tuzle(m): 12:30pm On Apr 15, 2024
Na just bad news full front page today.
Crime › Re: US-Based Nigerian Bodybuilder, Michael Chidozie Dies After Being Shot By Wife by tuzle(m): 12:00pm On Apr 15, 2024
lanre316:
She might go scot-free. I've heard about several cases like this where murderers go scout-free. She just need a smart lawyer.

The Western law is very lenient to women and very harsh to men. She might claim she was abused mentally, verbally, physically and sexually by the man and she acted in self-defense and she starts shedding crocodile tears and the judge should consider her children and and then she's free from the murder charge.

I don't wish for my enemies to lose against American wife in American courts. Because you will lose totally
it depends on so many things sha. If they are able to prove that it was premeditated then she isn't going free.
Romance › Re: This Is The Reason I Don't Approach Girls Anymore. Pls Advise by tuzle(m): 9:07pm On Apr 14, 2024
Guy since the reason for ur ow self esteem is because u are broke, then why not work on ur financial side first, then u automatically kill the problem when u have money.
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by tuzle(m): 8:35pm On Apr 14, 2024
Na una dey carry religion for head. The same way there are good Christian is the same way there are bad ones. Same thing can be said of Muslims too. Is it not here on nairaland that Yoruba and igbos use to fight everyday and the fact some of them are Christians. On the Israel vs Iran topic on front page, if u see how many so called christian are calling for the wiping out of an entire country and if it happens u will see them jubilating. Was that what Jesus taught them in the bible?
Even the hardcore northern Muslims, provided u don't pass ur boundary, they will leave u alone( I am not talking about the extremist here e.g Boko Haram).

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