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RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Like This? by tuzle(m): 5:49pm On Apr 29, 2024
Proserpina:
You know I really wonder what people like you wish to achieve with threads like this. People will always need help and there will always be people to give. Men request for help too but you don't see women opening threads up and down with screenshots.

Guys billings dey pass 5k self but we no dey come here dey post. Na you "Mummy thank you" go dey disturb the whole neighborhood with threads and screenshots.

If you can't help say No and move on. Coming here doesn't make you any better than the person asking. grin grin

Oh she even told you she has sorted it out... So why the thread?
if u read it well, u would have understood that he isn't here because she wanted to borrow money from him. Like he said she has been of help to him before in the past. The reason why he posted it was because she blocked him after requesting for help.
FamilyRe: Woman Rejoices As She Gets Pregnant At 56, Gives Birth To Twins After 26 Years by tuzle(m): 3:37pm On Apr 29, 2024
nairalanda1:
IVF and hormones makes it so.

Here is how it probably went...she probably got some of her eggs stored years ago, and every now and then tried IVF with her hubby, and it worked after several rounds.

The world record is 69 years old , by one indian woman. (Yes, she was severely criticised for doing so).

(Just checked, she was 73.)
my neighbor self did same. She just gave birth recently, she should be in are early 50's and also twins. The shocking thing was we never knew she was pregnant and suddenly just heard that she was pregnant. It was kind of a good news because she has been married for more than 17years.
TV/MoviesRe: My Review Of SLTV After 2 Months Of Usage by tuzle(m): 9:02am On Apr 29, 2024
meobizy:
Moderators don collect money to open ground for SLTV marketers. Mscheew. We’ve seen this time without number.

DStv or nothing. Other alternatives are lacking and inferior.
did u read what he wrote? There was no where in the post where he said sltv is better than dstv, in fact from his post he mostly gave the advantage to dstv. So I don't see how he is a marketer. In fact u look more like the dstv marketer.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by tuzle(m): 7:11pm On Apr 28, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
If I had known what I know now,I swear I wouldn't have gotten an inch close to any banny.....Cuz ,come on,of what benefit is being in a relationship with these brainless bannies is to a guy nowadays? I keep asking myself this particular question all the time....Guyman tries to be funny,she will just pick up an offense unnecessarily!!!!!! They can't start or even keep up with a sensible conversation without sparking up an unnecessary beef!!! ........ Investment-wise mindset zero,No business mentality,in fact,zero allocation!!!!! angry. Entitlement mentality is out of the world!!!!! Omoh, sometimes,to stay single while building ones self is golden abeg!!!!!

E get why las las!!!!!!!!
I swear, u forgot to add unnecessary billing. Relationship isn't for guys still building themselves and never go for the broke hungry girls, u will regret it.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Snake � I Killed In My Compound This Morning by tuzle(m): 6:38pm On Apr 27, 2024
Integrafamoo:
It bites and very poisonous
na it bites are painful but it isn't venomous.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 2:33pm On Apr 27, 2024
edenex:
English football always been child's plays. Reason una dey lose top players to spain
Took a Spanish coach to turn it to a farmer league

Take out media noise from epl and all you have is overpriced and over hyped players who are average elsewhere
top players? English players don't play in Spain like that. Only few English players have played in Spain, I can't even mention up to 10. But many Spanish players have played in England.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 2:32pm On Apr 27, 2024
fcbelle72:
Im a man united fan, but i pray Arsenal will win the league , Man City has won enough , they have made the league look like a child's play
Chelsea fans don't want arsenal to win the league, they prefer man city to win it 1million times than arsenal to win it. But fans of Liverpool and Manu will prefer arsenal.
NYSCRe: I Finally Bought A Motorcycle From My NYSC Savings by tuzle(m): 9:08pm On Apr 26, 2024
inoki247:
Lol the money wey some people dey complain say he no reach..


Buh Okada I fear to own am oh since the day I don try to learn am he don go knack me for wall I don run....
the guy has other source of income. The money can never be enough. If u save ur entire allawee, that is 396k, now tell me how u want to feed from 33k monthly and still save if u don't have other source of income.
PoliticsRe: NGF Hails Oyebanji Over Transfer Of Electricity Regulatory Oversight To Ekiti by tuzle(m): 2:34pm On Apr 26, 2024
Useku:
No where for ekiti make sense abeg

No light,no road,they lack everything there even good food.

Everything is very expensive for nothing.
I swear, u be corper abi. The town wey I dey everybody done dey use solar because them and nepa light na words and opposite. Things are now fucking expensive again. Serving there is like pausing human growth for a year.
PoliticsRe: NGF Hails Oyebanji Over Transfer Of Electricity Regulatory Oversight To Ekiti by tuzle(m): 2:32pm On Apr 26, 2024
EponObi:
Oyebanji dey try sha.

And Sanwo-Olu. He's probably the best gor-va-nor (in EponObi's tiny voice 😋) Ekiti ever had.

Seyi too dey try.

The rest just dey sleep. Eleyi, Adedancer, and Rahman no dey try at all. I hope Ayedatiwa won't fall into this group.
try for where? The place I am serving in ekiti that place they haven't seen light for months and it isn't like transformer spoil or something like that o. Same can be said about almost everywhere in ekiti. I can see ikole is also mentioned there, which means I may not see light until I finish service.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 4:20pm On Apr 25, 2024
ayorwizz:
Giroud to Nunez. The disrespect on Giroud though
try and understand what I am saying. I am talking of giroud now.
SportsRe: Pictures Of Asisat Oshoala With The Antetokoumpo Brothers by tuzle(m): 10:17am On Apr 25, 2024
Wotowotoman:
This one say na Tiannis… grin grin
no mind me, I know say he start from t and he resemble giannis own sha. So I just rhyme am. But I done check na thanasis
SportsRe: Pictures Of Asisat Oshoala With The Antetokoumpo Brothers by tuzle(m): 9:14am On Apr 25, 2024
Padipadi:
Wetin these Atemkpompo brothers dey do?
Oh, one is a famous basketball. I see. Agba Baller chilling with a Badketballer.
Nice combo.
both are basket baller. In fact the 3 of them are basketball players. The youngest play in Greece while giannis and tiannis play for bucks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 12:08am On Apr 25, 2024
Moniya4Real:
Chelsea packing the bus? it’s obvious you haven’t watched Chelsea’s match lately. even their ball possesion in their 5-0 loss against Arsenal is massive. like the guy said, no one would care about your ball possesion when you loose.
dude u quoted the wrong person. I said nothing about Chelsea here and I guess the person was talking about Chelsea under Mourinho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 10:50pm On Apr 24, 2024
Almiron:
same mistake Arsenal fans did wey dem don write off Bayern based on their league's performance, nah you go shock not me. Bayern can progress it's 50/50.. Madrid ain't exceptional
Madrid ain't arsenal and I am not writing off anybody, I am only saying Madrid is the favourite among the teams that remains.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 10:11pm On Apr 24, 2024
Almiron:
As if Madrid go even smell final.... We will be here
okay o. The same Madrid that has won it the most In the last ten years. Abeg which football fan are u self? I am sure u will be a Barca fan. Currently there is no team that is strong enough to stand the winning mentality of Madrid in the semi finals coupled with the fact that their coach is a serial winner.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:55pm On Apr 24, 2024
Men I am irritated by this Liverpool team. How the hell was this team called a title contender? Like how can u lose so poorly twice in 3 league games. The players look so lifeless. I wonder why Nunez always start. That guy is as useless as anything I have ever seen. I would even prefer giroud now over Nunez.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:50pm On Apr 24, 2024
Almiron:
don't mind em, if no be that ediot Bernardo wey dey play nonsense pk. Real Madrid turn prime Chelsea dey park bus, shameless FC .dem meet their owners. Make dem meet again next Pep go pipe em...
na result matter whether u pack bus or u play tiki taka na team wey qualify matter pass and in that case it was Madrid. City can try again next season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:21pm On Apr 24, 2024
Loserpool, very useless team
RomanceRe: Enugu Bride Price Akwunanaw - Is Too Expensive by tuzle(m): 10:18am On Apr 24, 2024
tiswell:
Poor SW guys should marry their cheap girls and allow Igbos to marry their women.


What's the fuss in bride price list?


No amount is too much for an IGBO woman cos they are 'assets" to who married them.

They are very industrious,brings good fortune to their prospective suitors and rarely a liability,unlike women from other tribes that usually depend on men for survival.

Enough of the noise abeg
how did u come to the conclusion that he is south west?
EducationRe: Lead British School: Video Of Another Bullying Incident Hit The Internet by tuzle(m): 11:57pm On Apr 23, 2024
Nazgul:
Why can't these kids who are being bullied speak out? Cos I know that there are countless cases of similar incidents going on in that school and the victims are too scared to confined in anyone.

This is bad publicity for that school. If I'm a parent with any of my kids schooling there, I'm withdrawing them ASAP before they kill them for me.
omo, it seems u don't know how bullying works. This guys will bully u to the extent that u won't be able to say anything in school. They will threaten u with all kinds of things. It would just look like u should disappear. Sometimes some do report and the teachers don't really take it seriously. They see it as children play and turn blind eyes to it. Not all teachers though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (5 - 0) On 23rd April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:22pm On Apr 23, 2024
Kai harvetz has turn messi. Chelsea fans won't sleep tonight.
Science/TechnologyRe: What's The Use Of Padlock Hole? by tuzle(m): 12:00pm On Apr 23, 2024
Omo I don't need to know the name of the hole, provided it doesn't affect the padlock.
BusinessRe: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by tuzle(m): 11:34am On Apr 23, 2024
tochez24:
There's NO love in this world i tell you and you don't really have friends and family⚠️

It can only take poverty for anyone to see this.... I saw it with my own eyes!!!🙄

Relax and keep hustling bro e go soft one day🎯
omo me my close family are not like that. In fact my sister's husband is the nicest person I have ever seen in this life. That man if u call him today, it is only if he is broke himself that he won't be able to help but if he has, he will try his best to help.
EducationRe: PICTORIAL: Inside The Most Expensive School In Nigeria by tuzle(m): 11:02am On Apr 23, 2024
Magnumproperty:
42 Milli
Their customers are:
Davido
Tiwa Savage
Wizkid
Myself
Funke Akindele
some of this celebrity self fit reck after paying the money. Wizkid that have like 4 children plus other expenses. His child school fees can't pass 4m.
HealthRe: What Are The Benefits Of Sleeping Naked? by tuzle(m): 1:28am On Apr 23, 2024
Usmanovic95:
The least I can do is put on my boxer short, I can't even sleep without it.I can't sleep stark naked,it will look so awkward even if I'm sleeping alone.
me self I can't sleep without boxers, my Totoro won't stay one place. Imagine waking up in the morning and ur Totoro is reciting the national anthem and dragging with the national flag on which one stage straight most.
EducationRe: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by tuzle(m): 11:30pm On Apr 22, 2024
NOETHNICITY:
Most likely an IPOB supporter.

I don’t pity them
if u have read the write up, u would have noticed his name is more of calabar or akwa ibom and sex for mark isn't only common in ss. Even in oau last year or so this same thing happened.
EducationRe: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by tuzle(m): 11:28pm On Apr 22, 2024
MaziX:
Rape or they both agreed? I no understand. 2 adults no fit agree to kpansh again?
read. But let me just summarize. A trap was set for him by the girl, the girls husband and the school authority and he fell into it. He was disturbing her for sex in exchange for her to pass his course.
EducationRe: Charterhouse: Why We Charge ₦42M Fees For Primary School Pupils — Lagos School by tuzle(m): 11:59am On Apr 22, 2024
Omo just imagine. Even if u are earning 4m monthly, u can't still take ur child to the school. Except u want to use ur entire salary to pay school fees.
EducationRe: Charterhouse: Why We Charge ₦42M Fees For Primary School Pupils — Lagos School by tuzle(m): 11:55am On Apr 22, 2024
PROVERBZ:
it’s a British independent school. They just don’t take anybody, u will pass assessment. There will be no dull people.
continue o, so there are no dull students in British schools. If they are taking only smart students, then it will be very hard to get students.
FamilyRe: See These And Decide If You Still Want To Have Plenty Kids by tuzle(m): 5:16am On Apr 21, 2024
Omo my papa no born plenty, me self won't do pass myself. I want just 3 children. My elder sister has 4, the last 2 are twins and still babies. If u see the stress they are giving her with tears and the rest. When one sleep, that is when the other will wake. If she carries one, the other one will start crying and the eldest who is 7years isnt helping matters because she likes play pass anything.
Car TalkRe: Man Takes Car For Servicing & Discovers These Animals In The Car (pics/video) by tuzle(m): 2:43pm On Apr 20, 2024
Urheadmaster:
There's one reptile 🦎 that has very long tail and looks exactly like snakes.

A neighbour from the neighborhood jumped from 2 story building and landed on the floor wearing boxers and holding towel when he came across it in his bathroom in ikotun Lagos state.

Na only God saves him because he no die but he spent two weeks in the orthopedic roomtongue
they are called skink. Very harmless and usually found in new sites.

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