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Education › Re: Outcome Of 2024 Utme Results, Who Is To Be Blamed? Parents, Teacher Or Students? by tuzle(m): 12:08pm On Apr 30, 2024
LadyExcellency:
How is it wrong?

200 and above included those who got the maximum score which is 24% while the rest below 200 score is 76%.
24 + 76 = 100
u are right, I was thinking their above is looking is like from 200-250, 250 - 300
Education › Re: Outcome Of 2024 Utme Results, Who Is To Be Blamed? Parents, Teacher Or Students? by tuzle(m): 10:29am On Apr 30, 2024
santaclaws:
The ministry of education is to blame. As funny as this sounds, let me break it down:

Most JAMB questions are based on A-level curriculum and for students to pass convincingly, they must read thoroughly, much beyond the scope of O'level syllabus covered in secondary schools. In the UK, students are meant to attend 6th form college where A-level courses are taught, thus preparing them for A-level exams and further studies.

We have an exam that is too advanced for most school leavers, but because the majority of students who pass have always depended on EXPO, we refused to talk about it.

Instead of the FG to have students stay at home up till 18, maybe we should add A-level colleges to the academic system so that students can either chose to write JAMB upon finishing secondary school or enter through A-level/Direct entry into 200 level.
jamb have a syllabus and I don't think any A level question will be included in the exam. Most of the questions are inside the secondary school textbooks. The problem is comes from all sectors, from the students, parents and the teacher. If u check most schools today they are lacking one teacher or the other, or they change teachers regularly or the teachers fail to complete a syllabus in a term then skips it the next term. Another point is students are just too lazy to read. They just glance through and say they have read. Most of them would rather press their phone for 24hrs than read for an exam. They only read like 2 weeks to the exam which isn't enough time. Some it is even on the night of the exam they will read. Parents this days don't bother observing their students education this days. There own is just to pay school fees. When I was younger, my mom would ask me to bring my books each day after school and she would check it. She would also ask me questions on what I was thought for the day.
Education › Re: Outcome Of 2024 Utme Results, Who Is To Be Blamed? Parents, Teacher Or Students? by tuzle(m):
That percentage is wrong, i wonder why they keep using it everywhere. Even jamb self failed simple percentage calculation.
Modified: the percentage is actually correct. The way they separated it is what got me confused. The 300 above and 250 above still falls under the 200 above. So u only need to add the 26 to 74 which is 100.
Education › Re: Why JAMB Will Not Release The Top Scorers’ Names In The 2024 UTME by tuzle(m): 10:17am On Apr 30, 2024
I don't understand o, is that not more reason to announce the names. For example during that mmesoma case because we already had the names of top scorers it was very easy to tell that she was lying. But now that we don't have the names of top scorer, anybody can lie and nobody except jamb will be able to tell if it is a lie or true. So for example if the news doesn't get to jamb like the last time, that is how they will give scholarship and the rest to the lying person.
Education › Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by tuzle(m): 10:01am On Apr 30, 2024
kentokay71:
SO with all this what is your score, now that the result is out
go to front page and read through.
Education › Re: UTME: 1.4 Million out of 1.8 Million Scored Less Than 200 by tuzle(m): 10:56pm On Apr 29, 2024
forgiveness:
Which university gives 20 minutes to answer 100 cbt questions? grin
my school have done such before, I remember most of our gns questions then, 100 in 20mins. If u like be slow.
Education › Re: UTME: 1.4 Million out of 1.8 Million Scored Less Than 200 by tuzle(m): 10:53pm On Apr 29, 2024
EleventhWeirdo:
WAEC has lost credibility. It has been deeply compromised
back in 2020, I was math teacher, my worst students got A1 in math(note this girl doesn't listen in class and I tried my possible best to make her understand. There was a time she told me directly that she can never understand math, that it isn't for her) and my best student got c5.
Education › Re: UTME: 1.4 Million out of 1.8 Million Scored Less Than 200 by tuzle(m): 10:47pm On Apr 29, 2024
forgiveness:
Chaiii. I think this will mostly affect science students.

I learnt the calculation was too much but were given 2hrs only to answer 200 questions. 80 English, 40 for mathematics, physics and Chemistry. Wetin you expect?

Anyway, this will reflect the true capability of each students. grin
in university they give 30minutes to answer 80 math question. For courses like gns and agric they sometime give 20mins to answer 100 questions. This is for cbt exams at 100l.
Business › Re: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by tuzle(m): 9:42pm On Apr 29, 2024
So commercial bank cant be used for the above accusations abi? Let them continue deceiving themselves.
Celebrities › Re: “it’s Don Jazzy’s Fault That Wizkid Called Him An Influencer” - Verydarkman Says by tuzle(m): 8:08pm On Apr 29, 2024
Ogaonos:
They not on the same level only gen z think so bcoz of No proper history documentary on the current naija music.
If u know the industry from 2000 This is quite upsettIng
Don jazzy revolutionize Afrobeats with dbanj ND Mohits after keke ogungbe with 2fAce ND Kennis music Stated the movement
Wizkid,burna boy, ND Davido are benefactors .shey u see this international featuring na dbanj ND Don jazzy pave the way. It all started from Mr endowed remix featuring Snoop Dogg then dbanj bold move with Kanye West and Kanye West signing of MOhits .
That first artiste dem over try despite the Alaba piracy wahala they still dey push to create, professionalise, and build a Music Industry without govt support. It sad they not being appreciated.
that was mid 2000s. The likes of p square and 2face have been singing before then although they were more of rnb.but u are right sha Dbanj and Mohit where big then sha, they could have still done more if not for dbanj because dbanj and wande combo with don jazzy was crazy. Even till today I still listen to some of their tracks
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Like This? by tuzle(m): 5:49pm On Apr 29, 2024
Proserpina:
You know I really wonder what people like you wish to achieve with threads like this. People will always need help and there will always be people to give. Men request for help too but you don't see women opening threads up and down with screenshots.

Guys billings dey pass 5k self but we no dey come here dey post. Na you "Mummy thank you" go dey disturb the whole neighborhood with threads and screenshots.

If you can't help say No and move on. Coming here doesn't make you any better than the person asking. grin grin

Oh she even told you she has sorted it out... So why the thread?
if u read it well, u would have understood that he isn't here because she wanted to borrow money from him. Like he said she has been of help to him before in the past. The reason why he posted it was because she blocked him after requesting for help.
Family › Re: Woman Rejoices As She Gets Pregnant At 56, Gives Birth To Twins After 26 Years by tuzle(m): 3:37pm On Apr 29, 2024
nairalanda1:
IVF and hormones makes it so.

Here is how it probably went...she probably got some of her eggs stored years ago, and every now and then tried IVF with her hubby, and it worked after several rounds.

The world record is 69 years old , by one indian woman. (Yes, she was severely criticised for doing so).

(Just checked, she was 73.)
my neighbor self did same. She just gave birth recently, she should be in are early 50's and also twins. The shocking thing was we never knew she was pregnant and suddenly just heard that she was pregnant. It was kind of a good news because she has been married for more than 17years.
TV/Movies › Re: My Review Of SLTV After 2 Months Of Usage by tuzle(m): 9:02am On Apr 29, 2024
meobizy:
Moderators don collect money to open ground for SLTV marketers. Mscheew. We’ve seen this time without number.

DStv or nothing. Other alternatives are lacking and inferior.
did u read what he wrote? There was no where in the post where he said sltv is better than dstv, in fact from his post he mostly gave the advantage to dstv. So I don't see how he is a marketer. In fact u look more like the dstv marketer.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by tuzle(m): 7:11pm On Apr 28, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
If I had known what I know now,I swear I wouldn't have gotten an inch close to any banny.....Cuz ,come on,of what benefit is being in a relationship with these brainless bannies is to a guy nowadays? I keep asking myself this particular question all the time....Guyman tries to be funny,she will just pick up an offense unnecessarily!!!!!! They can't start or even keep up with a sensible conversation without sparking up an unnecessary beef!!! ........ Investment-wise mindset zero,No business mentality,in fact,zero allocation!!!!! angry. Entitlement mentality is out of the world!!!!! Omoh, sometimes,to stay single while building ones self is golden abeg!!!!!

E get why las las!!!!!!!!
I swear, u forgot to add unnecessary billing. Relationship isn't for guys still building themselves and never go for the broke hungry girls, u will regret it.
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake � I Killed In My Compound This Morning by tuzle(m): 6:38pm On Apr 27, 2024
Integrafamoo:
It bites and very poisonous
na it bites are painful but it isn't venomous.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 2:33pm On Apr 27, 2024
edenex:
English football always been child's plays. Reason una dey lose top players to spain
Took a Spanish coach to turn it to a farmer league

Take out media noise from epl and all you have is overpriced and over hyped players who are average elsewhere
top players? English players don't play in Spain like that. Only few English players have played in Spain, I can't even mention up to 10. But many Spanish players have played in England.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 2:32pm On Apr 27, 2024
fcbelle72:
Im a man united fan, but i pray Arsenal will win the league , Man City has won enough , they have made the league look like a child's play
Chelsea fans don't want arsenal to win the league, they prefer man city to win it 1million times than arsenal to win it. But fans of Liverpool and Manu will prefer arsenal.
NYSC › Re: I Finally Bought A Motorcycle From My NYSC Savings by tuzle(m): 9:08pm On Apr 26, 2024
inoki247:
Lol the money wey some people dey complain say he no reach..


Buh Okada I fear to own am oh since the day I don try to learn am he don go knack me for wall I don run....
the guy has other source of income. The money can never be enough. If u save ur entire allawee, that is 396k, now tell me how u want to feed from 33k monthly and still save if u don't have other source of income.
Politics › Re: NGF Hails Oyebanji Over Transfer Of Electricity Regulatory Oversight To Ekiti by tuzle(m): 2:34pm On Apr 26, 2024
Useku:
No where for ekiti make sense abeg

No light,no road,they lack everything there even good food.

Everything is very expensive for nothing.
I swear, u be corper abi. The town wey I dey everybody done dey use solar because them and nepa light na words and opposite. Things are now fucking expensive again. Serving there is like pausing human growth for a year.
Politics › Re: NGF Hails Oyebanji Over Transfer Of Electricity Regulatory Oversight To Ekiti by tuzle(m): 2:32pm On Apr 26, 2024
EponObi:
Oyebanji dey try sha.

And Sanwo-Olu. He's probably the best gor-va-nor (in EponObi's tiny voice 😋) Ekiti ever had.

Seyi too dey try.

The rest just dey sleep. Eleyi, Adedancer, and Rahman no dey try at all. I hope Ayedatiwa won't fall into this group.
try for where? The place I am serving in ekiti that place they haven't seen light for months and it isn't like transformer spoil or something like that o. Same can be said about almost everywhere in ekiti. I can see ikole is also mentioned there, which means I may not see light until I finish service.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 4:20pm On Apr 25, 2024
ayorwizz:
Giroud to Nunez. The disrespect on Giroud though
try and understand what I am saying. I am talking of giroud now.
Sports › Re: Pictures Of Asisat Oshoala With The Antetokoumpo Brothers by tuzle(m): 10:17am On Apr 25, 2024
Wotowotoman:
This one say na Tiannis… grin grin
no mind me, I know say he start from t and he resemble giannis own sha. So I just rhyme am. But I done check na thanasis
Sports › Re: Pictures Of Asisat Oshoala With The Antetokoumpo Brothers by tuzle(m): 9:14am On Apr 25, 2024
Padipadi:
Wetin these Atemkpompo brothers dey do?
Oh, one is a famous basketball. I see. Agba Baller chilling with a Badketballer.
Nice combo.
both are basket baller. In fact the 3 of them are basketball players. The youngest play in Greece while giannis and tiannis play for bucks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 12:08am On Apr 25, 2024
Moniya4Real:
Chelsea packing the bus? it’s obvious you haven’t watched Chelsea’s match lately. even their ball possesion in their 5-0 loss against Arsenal is massive. like the guy said, no one would care about your ball possesion when you loose.
dude u quoted the wrong person. I said nothing about Chelsea here and I guess the person was talking about Chelsea under Mourinho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 10:50pm On Apr 24, 2024
Almiron:
same mistake Arsenal fans did wey dem don write off Bayern based on their league's performance, nah you go shock not me. Bayern can progress it's 50/50.. Madrid ain't exceptional
Madrid ain't arsenal and I am not writing off anybody, I am only saying Madrid is the favourite among the teams that remains.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 10:11pm On Apr 24, 2024
Almiron:
As if Madrid go even smell final.... We will be here
okay o. The same Madrid that has won it the most In the last ten years. Abeg which football fan are u self? I am sure u will be a Barca fan. Currently there is no team that is strong enough to stand the winning mentality of Madrid in the semi finals coupled with the fact that their coach is a serial winner.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:55pm On Apr 24, 2024
Men I am irritated by this Liverpool team. How the hell was this team called a title contender? Like how can u lose so poorly twice in 3 league games. The players look so lifeless. I wonder why Nunez always start. That guy is as useless as anything I have ever seen. I would even prefer giroud now over Nunez.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:50pm On Apr 24, 2024
Almiron:
don't mind em, if no be that ediot Bernardo wey dey play nonsense pk. Real Madrid turn prime Chelsea dey park bus, shameless FC .dem meet their owners. Make dem meet again next Pep go pipe em...
na result matter whether u pack bus or u play tiki taka na team wey qualify matter pass and in that case it was Madrid. City can try again next season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by tuzle(m): 9:21pm On Apr 24, 2024
Loserpool, very useless team
Romance › Re: Enugu Bride Price Akwunanaw - Is Too Expensive by tuzle(m): 10:18am On Apr 24, 2024
tiswell:
Poor SW guys should marry their cheap girls and allow Igbos to marry their women.


What's the fuss in bride price list?


No amount is too much for an IGBO woman cos they are 'assets" to who married them.

They are very industrious,brings good fortune to their prospective suitors and rarely a liability,unlike women from other tribes that usually depend on men for survival.

Enough of the noise abeg
how did u come to the conclusion that he is south west?
Education › Re: Lead British School: Video Of Another Bullying Incident Hit The Internet by tuzle(m): 11:57pm On Apr 23, 2024
Nazgul:
Why can't these kids who are being bullied speak out? Cos I know that there are countless cases of similar incidents going on in that school and the victims are too scared to confined in anyone.

This is bad publicity for that school. If I'm a parent with any of my kids schooling there, I'm withdrawing them ASAP before they kill them for me.
omo, it seems u don't know how bullying works. This guys will bully u to the extent that u won't be able to say anything in school. They will threaten u with all kinds of things. It would just look like u should disappear. Sometimes some do report and the teachers don't really take it seriously. They see it as children play and turn blind eyes to it. Not all teachers though.

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