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osram:
it no longer in existence



wia do u reside in Kaduna.

@ Barnawa

Asifiwe:
Nigeria is no longer a safe place in Africa, This Islamic mentality has found its way into the fiber of the the country and the consistent dominance of the North over Nigeria has affected the minds of even supposedly Intelligent Yoruba people, Imagine that Man who is called Professors in Ilorin standing in opposition for a Just cause that will protect even his own life and families
He is getting Payment from the Arab nation for a sinister agenda to islamize Nigeria and standing in opposition to even the Yoruba People
He has become the beloved of the North and when he makes a statement, the North picks it up and run ahead with it
Imagine the North claiming that Amotekun is a christian attempt to dominate Muslims what a berserk thinking, But can you blame them? they can look away from all the Islamic paraphernalia in the north and chase southerner from the North by Killing them and bombing their business and no one dares to speak when they are doing all of that
When the south decide to protect themselves since the North have taken over the Nigerian Police by Nepotism(Posting Hausa Police to the south) who let Fulani off the hook and Kill southerners and accuse them all of Yahoo Yahoo
Now the North wants to loud their opinion

My advice to Nigerian Southerner is to get ready to secede from this thing called Nigeria, Trust me, it will not work
Well the very Wicked Presidents from the South did not have any vision for the doomsday , they were busy stealing
Obasanjo and Good-luck Jonathan
The Amoury of Nigeria was clandestinely taken to the North in Jaaji,
Another war is imminent Trust me,
They arrive through ship to Central Ordinance and taken by night to Jajji so the north are in control of the Nigerian weapon
they can decide to spray the rest of us in the Air since we are too educated to Join the army
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[b]Nigerian get ready, I wont say more. these sinister plan has been going on for so long
Amotekun exposed them to the ridicule that Nigeria is no longer one
War is looming


Some of Us with mixed Parents one from the north and another from the south knows something that you all dont know.
TY Danjuma spoke in proverbs you all think he was Joking right
we speak Hausa, we relate with the Top military and we are fully aware of what is going on
South keep sleeping while they invade your hemisphere and eventually make you like beggars in Nigeria after depriving you of Political Powers
Go and find out what happen in Rwanda in 1994, Nigeria doom will be a horrible one

Hmmm.. War is Looming!
The big players in the north keep a friendly face at the dining, while funding the minors to cause mayhem and prepare them for war!!!
The south is still sleeping

osram:
I hear say headmaster still never marry

wow Mr Yohanna Makoshi something like that right? Hmmm..
Is the school still in existence though??

osram:
100% right he was d head boy and overall best graduating student as well

woow! I remembered that day he was just collecting best student in almost all of the subject.! I was in primary 4 when he graduated. Lol

osram:
A nairalander (Linus Victor Anyanna) is the overall best graduating student from Federal University Gusau. He graduated with a cgpa of 4.89 from the department of Geological sciences.

Let's celebrate a fellow

This name (Linus Victor Anyanna) sounds familiar. From 1st ECWA primary school kaduna. A very long time ago. Am i right??

It hurts to the bones when you lend someone money or sell to them on credit and they refuse to pay back. I have never done that my entire life before. Not that i haven't borrowed before, but i will never default. It scares me to shit because i know how it feels if someone does it to me.
People are evilly wicked! People are heartless mehn.!
I've learnt a lot of bitter lessons from this sets of people and going forward, I'LL NEVER LEND WHAT I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE! NEVER AGAIN!!!

Hillsong34:
no section of the Nigerian constitution makes provision for either state or regional police, yoruba miscreants have no authority whatsoever to raise such an illegal army.

Going from thread to thread to vomit nonsense.. If you don't commit suicide because of this initiative, then you're a bastard!

Mightymanna:
Non of these regional security apparatus will help Nigeria's unity because they are conceived with sinister motives toward some ethnic groups in the country. For those that are shouting HISBAH and civilian JTF in the North are also illegal, they should look at the aforementioned from different perspectives because Hisbah was created by Kano state and civilian JTF by Borno state non of these Security agencies are allowed to use gun or any sophisticated weapons
But amatekun or whatever they call it is a different case because
1.a whole geo-political zone decided to create it
2. They will be allowed to use weapons
3. They are being supported by people of questionable character e.g Nnamdi KANU
4. Other regions might do the same hence the federal police will be useless and conflicts will started based on perceived injustice by people of different ethnicity.


Therefore amatekun or whatever is dead and buried the Northerners will not agree will these sort of security arrangements, if you want secure your region cooperate with the police and army in your respective states, support them with necessary , material and financial support and watch how things will change

you must be very stupid! May dry thunder strike the hands you used in typing this rubbish! So it's the north that will dictate how the west should live?

XklusivGistBlog:
Foolish outkast.
Ozuo noma kon
Ewobi
Tubgha de va chest.

I am a proud son of the soil...omòtò,
You fool

A simple advice and you resort to insult. The lot of you, i hope you'll have the mind to stand and defend yourself when you meet face to face with people you insult online.
One day, a scape goat will be made of you

crazygod:
This guy is really mocking the crown. Would u see the Queen of England or the Crown prince of Saudi Arabia doing this? I dey go far sef. Would u see the Sultan of Sokoto doing this?

i want to insult you real bad but because it's Christmas, I'll hold my peace. Merry Christmas

sbashir10:
Kaduna will be great again!!! people are being compensated, and the news is really bias, warnings and notice has been sent for over 3 years now!!! we have property there that was affected and necessary documentation has been put in place for compensation.

no wonder National Assembly wants to enforce social media bill, too much lies in one news

which people are compensated? Don't be stupid!

Useless fixed match!

The one thing that touched me about the album art cover was the (faded) inclusion of his late DJ friend standing directly behind him

FreemanTJ:
I'm Confused With The Way Forward With My Relationship And Marriage

2 years ago I met a lady through a colleague. We got really close and became friends, few months later we got intimate and eventually she got pregnant. She was so scared and devastated and pleaded that I not only accept the pregnancy but marry her as well.....her parents are both pastors and she didnt want to bring shame to them by having a child out of wedlock.

The truth is, I wasn't ready for such commitment but I couldn't bear to see her depressed and so devastated, so I succumbed to getting married to her. Within 2 months we had to do a rushed traditional wedding and white wedding but before that I told her I felt trapped and we had an agreement we weren't going to be living together. This was because we both had different apartment at that time and due to proximity to work I wanted to stay on the island while she stayed on the mainland. She's an entrepreneur and since she was pregnant it wasn't going to be easy for her shuttling between island and mainland

She was ok with the agreement and all the while we lived apart. After the wedding I never wore the ring as I never considered myself married. My parents were the only ones that showed up at my wedding, all my sibling were really disappointed.

Anyway, to cut the long story, while I was with this lady before she got pregnant I met a lady at an event and immediately we connected. We would chat for several days and play chess game for long hours. We shared alot of common interest in our profession, games and all. She's not the reading type so I always recommend books for her to read and we reviewed together. After about 3 months of communicating online she asked if I was seeing someone, at that time my wife (it feels odd using the word wife) was pregnant, I stylishly dodged the question but she another she insisted I answered and I just had to confess I had a gf.


She thanked me for telling the truth, we continued playing chess but it wasn't as often. One time we were playing and started teasing sexually, she played along and was surprised I even mentioned anything sexual. Few months after, I got married but never mentioned it to her. I fear I might lose her while going through a marriage I never wanted.
During this period I withdrew from all form of communication, I was trying to figure out my life yet distracted. She kept sending messages on WhatsApp which I ignored until after about 2 months, I responded and she was upset that after connecting so well I suddenly withdrew.
She asked if I had a meltdown or emotional breakdown which I denied. Just told her I was detoxing from social media but I was back for good. So we continued chatting for another 3 months and decided we saw a movie together. After the movie I told her I wanted to see more of her. Eventually after some weeks, I invited her over and we got intimate. It wasn't the best of experience for her as she claims to have been celibate for over a year.

When she got home that night we discussed our sex extensively and she said she has never experienced orgasm and has always had painful. I felt I could change that experience for her. The next time she came over she asked if I truly had a gf since we spend alot of time communicating online, this time around I said I did but due to the distance we had issues and the rship isnt heading anywhere. I knew it was selfish of me but I wasn't ready to let go. After the third attempt she had her 1st orgasm and i could tell she wasn't ready to let go either.

After a while she got suspicious, she would tell me she had a dream of a short black lady chasing her out of my room and I kept reassuring her it was impossible but she kept insisting this dreams were recurring but I kept denying I had a gf or wife. She described my wife perfectly and I just wondered how some people are gifted with the ability to see things in dreams. All through the while she insisted on protection as she couldn't trust me completely. She grew more suspicious daily and I got defensive everytime and this started causing a strain in our relationship.
During this period we were dating and I asked her if she publicizes her rship on social media and she mentioned no, then later she asked me what I was hiding but i got defensive and we had a major argument.

Am taking this personal! You Op are a bastard! You are an animal!!!

For every pains you've caused or you're going to cause your wedded wife, i wish you a seven folds!
Your excuses for living apart from your wedded wife holds no water. You had a clear cut evil plan!!

Jeeeeez hw can pple be so heartless! And you had the guts to bring this on here??

A neighbor friend was involved too but he came out with just a scratch.. Really thank God for him

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

A real niggarrr wish him quick recovery

this one will jus be on every page shouting real nigar upandan

dante0147:
lol... they should look for casper nyovest and beat the crap outta him

is Casper gay too?

This one is a transgender.. If you want to be gay must you dress or act like a woman?!
I have a gay friend and he doesn't exhibit such character

prinsam30:
that coach is the worst manager I never see, go bench Williams for that Old Young ful

seeing man u fans in pains gives me orgasm

I love Messi!!! He won me 1 thousand naira bet after he scored that freekick yesterday. Told my friend(who's a Ronaldo fan) that he's going to score the freekick and we wagered 1k each. Guess what? Magical Messi turns up!!!

mamaafrik:
pls,this babe deserve to be on my WhatsApp status.
Respect

i swear.. Big Respect!!! Mathematics no be beans

Thanks to everyone for your contributions..
I'll try and see what I can do. Fruit juice(smoothie) maybe. I hope she likes it

From Pepsi to coke to lacasera and even to taking powerhorse drinks.

She's over 50 yrs of age and I've talked and talked but she just won't stop. If she doesn't take in the morning she'll take at night. Sometimes she take mornings and night too like it's a medication.

I'm really worried about the health implications for her but she seem not to care.

Pls what can i do? Or if there's anything i can give her that neutralizes the effect.

Pls help push this to the audience

Lmao simple sturv. Just tell your dad or guardian to come to your school and tell the lecturer that he wants him (the lecturer) to make you his personal mentor and guardian.

Sit back and watch the magic

No one really marks Ronaldo because he's almost always inside the 18yards box waiting for an assist. Unlike Messi who is always under surveillance when he's with or without the ball.
Fact!

bigfrancis21:
I'm not supporting either sides in this argument but I would like to share my thoughts on the topic of souls. Listen, every human being on earth has a soul or living force that keeps them alive. Infact, we are souls or spiritual beings having a physical experience for the purpose of evolving our souls. Earth is like a tough learning ground where souls choose to come to for the tough experiences that earth life offers, which in turn propels souls to grow stronger and better. And yes, reincarnation is real - the veil of forgetfulness is there for temporary amnesia of our spiritual origins and background. Life does not start at birth. We all existed as souls in the afterlife and chose to come to earth for the experiences that we will take out of it.

Now, over the course of several lives lived on earth, certain souls who have interacted together severally in previous lifetimes in different roles (like mother-child, brother-sister, aunt-nephew) etc tend to develop an attachment to each other and may choose to incarnate together in subsequent lives as a way of maintaining that bond and staying together. These two souls complement each other and this perfect balance between them has helped them overcome their challenges in previous lifetimes. This leads to the existence of soul mates (a soul or souls who you have interacted severally with in previous lifetimes). A soulmate doesn't have to be your spouse or partner. A soulmate connection is not necessarily sexual or romantic but could be platonic. It could be your mother or father (whom you were so very close to more than your spouse), that best friend for lifetime that you wouldn't trade for anybody - not even your child, or very well could be your spouse etc. Sometimes, soulmates choose to be born as identical twins (as a way of ensuring that they stay together) and as you probably know, identical twins hate to be separated from each other. They need that bond for a purpose that they need to achieve in their current lifetime. Also, soulmates may also decide to incarnate as couples destined to meet each other at some point in their lives, and this may be heterosexually or homosexually. Reproduction is a biological function of earth life, however, it is not necessarily required of every incarnating soul. Some incarnating souls with specific missions pick out earth lives with little or no distractions as possible as a way of focusing on their life purpose without the burdens that come with biological reproduction, Jesus Christ being one of them. However, soulmates who decide to incarnate as soulmates destined to meet themselves later in their lives may miss themselves while on earth or be carried away by some other distractions (human freewill comes into play), thus the reason some soulmates may prefer to incarnate as twins instead as a guarantee of that needed companionship to work out their life goals together.

The universe and life is way bigger than any religious book. Religious books may be there to lay the basic foundations of bits of knowledge or truth, however limiting your perception or knowledge of the universe to any religious book would be folly and stunting.

hmm.. This is deep. The universe is much more than what mere mortal can understand that's why i just laugh at some topics like this dictating for fellow mortals what and what not.

samorobo:
I DIDN'T want to comment intially but seeing some really disgusting comments was all the push I needed to write this.

Let's leave the holy Bible aside for now since most of us think they can manipulate the holy word of God Almighty to support their deluded satanic claims....
Homosexuality started WAYBACK (probably during the time of Sodom and gommorah) and ever since it has trended through generations. But haven't one thing struck you? Why is that all countries particularly western countries that accepts this things in their law still have issue with discrimination despite having evolved mentalities(I say this because education just visited third world nations recently compared to our western counterparts that had education going on for centuries)..
In Africa we have lots of problems and various thing shuns this demonic act called homosexuality ranging from beliefs, culture, religion compared to our European counterparts...
My point here is this..if this homosexual thing is not accepted in an evolved society like in the western world which has experienced civility and open mindedness for decades despite been signed into their law as acceptable yet societies still rebukes this act? If it is good why has the societies not accepted it round the globe? Why do you have to go around with placards protesting for LGBT rights and societal acceptance? How many times have you heard an heterosexual man/woman come out with placards to fight for heterosexual rights and equality? Why can your sexual activities not produce an embryo? . I know you will argue with me by telling me people marry or need a partner for different reasons aside sex but I can tell you that will be unwise...if you marry your fellow man/woman and you Excluded sex then I can't address or identify you as a homosexual(I will call this bonded friends for life).. There is a reason why sex was used as a suffix after homo which strongly detects the presence of sexual activities so that nonsense ideology of people marrying for different reasons (like companionship) other than sex is completely silly and I can't help but greet that idea with an howl of derision ;
Let's face it no one that call himself an homosexual will ever abadoned homo-sex and for that alone you've proven my point ..

Homosexuality has never and will never be accepted into the society no matter how you try to twist it, justify it or make it look acceptable and tolerable....if it has not been be accepted in the previous generations it will also never accepted in this generation and the ones to come.....

I am not judging you guys and I do not hate you guys but you need to check yourself and seek help rather than telling your self that you were born that way. No body was born an homosexual...To me I believe it is a mental disorder and psychological problem...Try looking at that girl the same way you look at that boy... concentrate on that girl the same you concentrate on that boy....Channels all your affection to that girl same way you would channel it to a boy then tell me why you won't get the urge to lay with a girl... Female are naturally attractive, sexy and seductive and should be able to capture your by attention as a man......

You are man and not some sissy lady boy. Always remember that and act like a man

Start with that little practice and improve on it daily and you just might see what you've been missing..


Good Bye, GOD LOVES YOU

lmao
Ever heard of the word 'sapiosexual'? Pls Google the meaning and come back tell us it's because sexual intercourse is involved thats why it has 'sex' as a suffix
Truth is, some certain things are just beyond human comprehension.

darichlife:
This might sound very odd but it was saved many families from this same problem.

Let him pee on hot charcoal fire before going to bed at night.

He will feel very hot anytime he wants pee on himself this will prompt him to wake up automatically and that is the end of the story

recommended! Works like magic

adonainana:
See the rubbishhh you are saying, do you guys even know what the rule of law is and what democracy is at all, an innocent citizen who can be anybody and has been arrested and granted bail through the constitution of the country which prescribed the court, the offences of the land, the powers of the court, the right of the citizen to bail and yet some people like you think this is a joke.

Every right of every citizen is a serious matter, the man must be freed, not even a matter of when oga comes back like is this a joke or something.

What a nation

it's really pathetic! Some so called youths. God forbid!!
I see some comments and i feel like i see them physically and punch them in the face

Wikerised:
Make him come England.
Btw am new to nairaland.
Welcome me to your abode fams

who u epp

Jay123jay6969:
dumb post,

deported to his country?

what country? deported from Nigeria to Nigeria Abi?

Nawa o.. Are nairalanders this dumb? Plenty pple asking this same question. Is Niger republic a state?

[quote author=Kingtblakhog post=81409678][/quote]what all this rubbish!!! I was in a bus when i viewed this.